/brit/

edition

dead general for a dead country

lmaoooo bitchass nigga

mortified right now because my balls are FILLED with cum

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It's Britney, BITCH

Can you be conservative and lgbtq?

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Ace Bentura

We're all in here lads

Yeah conservatives can be nonces too not sure why you would think otherwise.

stfu

cummy dodgers

(jammy dodgers filled with cum)

Jew Dork Shitty

Israeli airstrikes on Beirut leave 15 dead and 63 injured while 'Palestinian refugees' are killed in drone strike in southern Lebanon

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Interesting how Nadine Dorries is saying Westminster is full of gay shagging

Do not redeem bobs

Ukraine: 11 dead and 84 wounded after Russian strike on densely populated area

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did you lads go out on the lash tonight?

xe's right

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Shan't be reading any of that.

I don't take my service job seriously sorry but if you pay me 15 an hour I am not gonna do shit. I am going to a store that pays 21 an hour

So true a slab of granite called me a paki earlier on

so THIS is the world famous British culture general........

SAD

Looking at Medusa's head makes me rock hard

yanks dont know shit. havent even got pub culture over there

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(((Aaron Goldfarb)))

walking outside today

guy with a pitbull puppy on the sidewalk

bend down and pet the puppy

the owner of the dog PUNCHED the puppy in the face

ask him wtf he did that

he looked me right in the eye and said "You do your job and I’ll do mine."

bloody bizarre I'll tell you what

Dude Cody, my mom bought a pack of Bud come over and we can play some Halo

Felicidades. What are you doing up so late?

81 year old woman killed by 3 dogs inside her home in Ontario, Canada.

lads is there an archive of timothy james byrnes videos somewhere

I'm usually up late unless I have toil. I'm a night owl.

A 10-year-old girl died from neck injuries after being attacked by her family's XL bully dog, an inquest has heard.

Savannah Bentham was fatally injured by the pet at her home in a static caravan in the village of East Heslerton, near Malton, on 1 November, Northallerton Coroner’s Court was told on Friday.

son, one day you'll be a cummer. it's in your blood

first tiem I ever listened to one of these. Bit gruff sounding.

also i chckened out of listening to it all because i kept expecting you to scream

You also sound like a spastic and nothing like a woman but happy birthday

the things men do for pussy

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I don't scream, I just sing the happy birthday song to myself

I sound very feminine, and thank you :)

Happy Woge

The stories are horrific but when you read them its

Owners

Looking after it for someone

Visiting someone who owns it

Taking one for a walk

Looking after one at a kennel

and you start to realise the problem

it sounded like you were trying to draw people in so you could blow their ear drums. happy birthday anyway

Pengland

don't care for that rape van pic

A 10-year-old girl died

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Mate you sound nothing like a woman; either you're going through your usual denial cycle of repressing the truth or you're outright baiting.

Be a (wo)man and post a mugshot

I've read those books. Good series

The cuck general on Anon Babble, never seen it before so dived in to see the appeal. My findings

The girl in the vids genuinely looks uncomfortable most of the time. It's 100% orchestrated by the guy being a vile pervert

Not as racialised as I thought it'd be. It's probably still probably still over 50% negroid but there's quite a few whites in there being the bull.

Unironically racist. I thought they saw black men as gods but it's really about something as animalisitc and primal as them conquering your pure waifu that's the appeal to them

A truly enlightening experience.

toilberg was talking about how healthy rfk is going to make the country once he gets food dye out of foods and flouride out of the water

i knew she was a cuckservative but didnt realize she was retarded

which country? the jewnited states? is that what this thread is about?

also that's not what "cuckservative" means

she's right

Not sure what thread you went in but almost all of them are full of freaks writing walls of text about BNWO shite
There was one bloke in London doing some LARP about how he and his gf wants to be enslaved by a black couple

Petrifying

looking at Anon Babble

sort yourself out

Gooner pipeline

the battle of rorke's drip

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how would you know all this

Britler

Thinking of running for councilor as popularis against Labour, Reform and the Conservatives.

I know this will lead to me being killed, because they have to silance me because my reforms are too dangerous. Im like Gaius Gracchus.

But the people will love and adore me. I have to accept that I am too dangerous for the powers that be to keep me alive. But I will run anyway.

mosley looked like he would be the token british character in an american show about spies

remember a long time ago when this was posted here and someone made a comment about how the man on the far-left hasn't earned his belt bucket and it always amuses me

What are your policies going to be lad

shut up you bellend

belt bucket

this is better than what you meant to say

pooing out the window

Absolish the age of consent.

My name is James Cook

and you're going to do that as a councillor yeah

Listening to Kanye West - Welcome to Heartbreak

gooner's paradise

May goon later

tugged myself once or twice

What if a girl had big boobies haha
lol just joking haha

what if they bounced xD

rap isn't even music

wahey

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rap isn't even music

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Fatman (instead of Batman)

Sad most girls with big boobies are kinda chubby love skinny but also love some fat milkers

A referendum against water privatisation and military reform. Theprofessional army will be abolished and replaced with civilian conscripts. All citisans will be required to undergo regular military training, will be given a standard issue rifle that should practice with and keep at home, safe and clean.

Of course, there will be no duties without rights, and as such, in return, all military action will be subject to a referenda, rather than the idiot of the year in parliament who will never fight a day in their life deciding.

rap IS music. nice BARS, my man! sick FLOW

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haha lol imagine

citisans

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All citisans will be required to undergo regular military training

don't want to

Guys I don't think mousey is well

The word "peckish" is a MAJOR ick for me. Wanna know the real kicker? Only ever heard British people say that word.

there's a delightful camp for you then

belt buckle

What if a girl showed you her boobs haha
Sorry if this offends you, I was just joking haha

I love you, yes i do
'cos i know that you love me too
i love you, yes i do
gona spend all my money on you
woh woh woh woh
I don't care, when they stare, at the way that i'm always with you
we're a pair, it's not fair when they say we're a special brew!
woh woh woh woh

You have to be at least 18 to post here.

oh no maybe you won't find me attractive

amerimutts be like

bear or man in the woods

UCLA protests

stanley cup

tik tok ban

grimace shake

McRib

cyber truck

grubhub

johnny depp vs amber heard

baby gronk

rizz

gyatt

skibidi toilet

ohio

fr

no cap

twitter

storm area 51

the marvel cinematic universe

fidget spinners

the harlem shake

my 600lb life

dr phil

the maury show

steve harvey

pawn stars

american idol

hell's kitchen

college football

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The word "nigger" is a MAJOR turn-on for me. Wanna know the real kicker? Only ever heard cronem say that word.

What if she's actually not trans though LMAO can you imagine?

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You can opt out, thats fine. There won't any physical coercion.

Cool I'll vote for you then
Wait is this a trick

I loved that hardcore pawn show, was so funny watching that Jew argue with black people all the time

I consider myself a bit of an outsider when it comes to pop culture in my country but allow me to compile everything on that list I like and/or care about.

bear or man in the woods

cyber truck

dr phil

steve harvey

hell's kitchen

college football

you gyat to be kidding me

RELEASE THE WILLY

I mean the downside of opting out is that you are marked out as a constituency who is not a threat.

Hopefully it would never come to that since a military trained and armed populace is a popular counterwieght against the elite, but at the same time, if you opt out and happen to be a part of a group that regularaly drop out, then no-one is going t listen to you.

I admit this is a problem. But its a hell of a lot better than what we have now where the prime minister just get to choose to gamble people's lives on wars no one cares about.

when i was growing up, CAMP was a place you went to have FUN

all citizens will be given a standard issue rifle that should practice with and keep at home

uh oh

Team I think it's bed time

I hope you die.

Every wonder why the government had to capitulate and give the public healthcare, good housing and jobs during the post-war consensus? Its not because Atlee was a saint, it was because a large number of veterans came home with weapons and experience fighting and wanted better lives.

November 23, 2024
The enemy advanced near Hordiivka, Pushkine, Yuriyivka, Petrivka, Romanivka, Yelizavetivka, Rozdolne, Velyka Novosilka, Nelipivka, Kruhlyakivka, Illinka and Berestky.

Saw one of those guys with no chin today
made me a bit sad

Wonder what causes that to happen

Agree.

don't careivka

thanks mate keep us posted

browsing Anon Babble

cringing my nut off at this one

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Is dropshipping still a thing?

My cousin has been trying to get me into it for a while saying that we can make bank off of it and that we only really need to pay for advertising which will be $1000 a month max.

it was because a socialist government was elected

where are her pronouns?

got memoryholed

pee and poo just linked up
sneed it or feed it?

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wish she got gloryholed

it is funny how it's always the right following the left around online. amused myself earlier imagining the opposite, a bunch of woke progressives furious about not being accepted on stormfront or such

tfw verifying myself 20 times so I can buy shitcoins on finance

This is getting fucking stupid

starmfront

another exhilarating post from one who posts 'file.png' images.

leftypol won

been feeling insatiably thirsty all the time
concerning

ah yes the singular file.png poster

Same desu, always want to breed

been secreting salt in your mouth while you sleep hehe

Was thinking about making a good post
but then I decided "nah"

its the semen that does that

do a cursory glance into that guys twitter

has a post where he compares a victorian era lamp post to a modern one

Does this retard not understand people didnt want to pay three times as much for a service that’s meant to be practical rather than aesthetic

thought salt made you less thirsty

i dont blame you

mirin that wind production
thanks storm bert

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same bestie, but for me it goes beyond breeding and I want to do real grug shit like bringing food to my hypothetical wife and children or holding my hypothetical wife while she is with child

get a bo'le of wa'a

Same but breeding is the best part

more of a sprite drinker myself

What do you do if you have a low iq family member that you really want to help but he’s always got to do something retarded

kendrick is the most "white friend" rapper in existence

his albums before TPAB were good though

Same but breeding is the best part

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my favourite glinner moment was when he published a 10,000 word essay on substack about sissy hypno porn "for research"

I don’t care

Doesn't make my electricity any cheaper as long as they're producing a single watt from gas

need more nuclear power

all I've seen is mustard memes, not given it a proper listen yet

Rorke on a madness

is this the marvelous mrs. maisel

what the heck

need an insane woman like this but only for a weekend

le boobs joke

put them away lass

i cant believe how much of power is renewable, that is way more than i was expecting

They know me as the rizzler I’m the panther dressed in black

Rorke having his pelvis ground to dust by an ornery jewish slag

varies over time of course
can't produce wind power if it's not windy or so they say

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disingenuous wench, the israeli fans were chatting shit the moment they got off the plane. dutch lads got their revenge x

I want more nuclear. fuck nick clegg. muh 10 years. yeah so 10 years passed nick and you're an irrelevant old man without a legacy. problem?

can't wait for all boomers to die so we can finally have nuclear power and actually save the planet.

british car companies

owned by brits

LOL, not a chance

Did you know Spain has overtaken France and Italy to become the 2nd biggest car exporter in Europe

put dispenser here

What does transfers refer to?

You'll never believe which foundry will build the iPhone 18's processor according to bonkers report

you could almost say it’s… bonkers…

energy coming from or going to other countries

what cars do they even make?

Seat

Does that mean we spent all summer importing French (i.e. nuclear) energy?

we use more energy than we produce yeah

listening to the same two stroked album all week

might get a job as a rozzer and do undercover work, got a death wish me

these should be the only middle eastern states:

egypt
turkey (thrace should be in greece though)
israel (including palestine)
syria (including lebanon)
iran (including half of iraq)
kurdistan
"united states of arabia" (including jordan, other half of iraq and every other arab state)

Doing some porn admin

Francois Georges-Picot over here

called out to work at 01:30 because of the rain
now sat in the van listening to the cure waiting for further orders

the greed of this foolish creature

powerwank

where you work lad?

why the fucks it gone 17 degrees

so european governments imported tens of millions of people who don't drink, don't eat pork and hate dogs and didn't foresee any possible problems with that?

water company lad
on double time all day today as it's the Lord's day so not arsed how long they have me out x

nth for the gyaldem

can't stop farting

good lad, love water me.

any of leaks of them

thank you for supporting the british water industry x

np water is based and trad

i look like this but i only drink coke

shiteing a diarrhoea

curry for tea was it

If you have ever had sex you simply won't be able to relate to this scene

Me on the right

poo

you'll poo when I'm hungry and not before

Having an insincere chuckle

timothy chalamet must be like the most overmarketed actor i seen in a while

hes really not that good

but hes been like pushed in peoples faces so much and just not really achieved

reckon this dylan fing is gonna flop

and thats his career basically done

Mad how its nearly 20 degrees warmer than it was 24 hours ago

would destroy his bumhole

caberge

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HER bumhole you fucking chud

How Can Toilets Be Real If Our Bums Aren't Real

i would if he was a girl but its not so wont

How Can Toilets Be Real If Our Bums Aren't Real

bums aren't real?

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reading about the port arthur massacre, how on earth did a literal 60iq spastic kill 34 people

giwtwm

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what happened lad

crafting a dastardly wank

pissing rain in the people's republic of kidderminster

probably involved a gun or something

you wouldnt after hearing him speak

thinking of slicking my hair back

bumming a poo

So many bad things in the Budget but the attack on family farms is Stalinist. Really Stalinist.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

that they didn't even bother to google what kind of measurements they use in these "unknown non-metric" countries before making this? i agree

one pic showing with nips, other than that it's all soft core aha. good desu

bunkr.ph Anon Babble YnraIFZR

bunkr.site Anon Babble wex3luJ9

*starts mopping the thread bog*
watch out lads floor's wet

looks better without the makeup desu
she's pretty x

literal cp links

Pathetic samefagging

phirripines

nah x

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I love vaccines as a litmus test issue. It has nothing to do with ideology. If you have a negative opinion of the Covid vaccine, you’re probably stupid, and if there’s evidence you’re otherwise smart it means you have rightoid brain worms. Good to have an issue like this.

everybody knows your mum is a whore
getting round piccadilly looking for willy
punters pull up and say 'don't be silly'

*sigh*
The curse of the midwit.

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Checked

eating nigger shit

three out of four

So I was right then
Also

what is inspect element

alri geniuslad go on and solve a basket full of rubiks cubes for us

Sex dungeon

looks ancient and out of date

Ghostly apparition of of John McAfee phasing through my wall to stop me from even hovering over that link

gyaldem posts then 2 leaks posts

"samefagging"

oh my inspect element

ur grabbing at straws lad

Have a word with yourself

flag

Checks out

i support vaccines but didn't get it because i'm a neet who doesn't leave the house due to anxiety and trust issues.

Gonna boutta finna do a rewatch of big lez

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Gonna boutta finna

Gonna boutta finna blast to short hair and pixie cut women for the nightly pre-bedtime wank

6 yank posts in a row

the yanks' second amendment was written during a time when guns were single-shot and took like 5 minutes to reload

will not be infringed

I am one of the Nephilim

Every man should have the right to defend himself

i'm soft and submissive

so?

Let's Cook

Fugg.