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You laugh, but Ive worked it all out.

A person with my means will never become an MP, Im not middle class. However, I can become a councilor.

I then begin agiting for a populist agenda, primarily focusing on referenudum.

Eventually, my referendum for nationalising water is accepted and the media go crazy. The I follow up with more referendums for things the majoirty of the public will accept like immigration and NHS reforms.

Then, some kind of war breaks out. lead a referendum to become Polemarch of Birningham and use my extensive military knowledge to win many victories.

By this point, I march on Buckingham Palace and King Charles agrees to make Prime for Life.

i fucked my gf last night.
we were drunk and high, at one point she was riding my dick and making such a slutty and lovely face that i almost emptied my ball inside of her

Wanking feels better, most women have loose vaginas and dont know how to stim the frenulum properly

BRO IT'S THE ACTION, THE KISSING, THE SEX™. YOU CAN NEVER ENJOY THESE GOOD FEELINGS WITH YOUR HAND

of all the women i fucked only a two of them had loose vaginas.

so if what you are telling is true, then it's really grim for the UK

There are still some pretty decent british girls. Most of them are travellers though. Very hot, very slim girls.

what the fuck is a frenulum did they cut that off of me or something

sex isn't real tb h

YOU CAN NEVER ENJOY THESE GOOD FEELINGS WITH YOUR HAND

I'm sure it's basically the exact same with the only difference is that one makes your dick wet and the other one doesn't.

Are you that young 21 yrs old aussie guy? Please tell me you already have a girlfriend?

I have no rizz

Bro, it's easy
youtu.be/HiF3nNk78no

i reached a point in my life where i only need a girl to be slim in order to want to fuck her

good times indeed.

Yes

Please tell me you already have a girlfriend?

Of course not. I almost got on a date recently but she stood me up with same retarded excuse so I didn't bother any further.

Bro..... Oh well it's good to know you're at least trying.
Or maybe you should just take the casual hookup path. Then you can settle down with a nice girl later.

I don't have any money

Look? Confidence? Words? Be funny?
Having money isn't guaranteed you will get laid.

I'm too shy for that

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2. Why don't you guys just have sex already?

My social skills with women are improving and I can sense women aren't afraid of me anymore, I'm getting close.

Having sex is easy nowadays.

No it isn't

That's good bro. You're pulling yourself up. Sex is easy though. Literally just be social.

How the fuck are you a anti-social in US anyway? I thought most of you guys are parties animals? Same with Australia?

Or maybe you should just take the casual hookup path

If I could get a casual hookup I wouldn't be talking about any of this.

DUDE COME ON MAN YOU'RE LIKE 6FT TALL BLONDE GUY AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CAN'T GET LAID???????? IS THIS A JOKE??????

I'm not 6ft and I'm not blonde. I'm just a short whitey

YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CAN'T GET LAID

Yes

Bro please! It's not even that hard at all!
Just go to Bali bro, hit a party hostel and you will get pussies on your dick ASAP! I'm not even fucking with you man.

You're 21, don't waste your life bro. If you sit around waiting, IT WILL BE TOO LATE. YOU HAVE TO DO THIS BRO. DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE BEING A VIRGIN.

I will check on you next year, bro. You should get laid by that time, then. Don't let me down, bro. I trust you will success.

Having sex is easy nowadays.

For the top 20% of men

Literally anyone can have sex, bro

How do I even get someone to agree with me putting my DICK inside her PUSSY?? That's fucking crazy if you think about it. Merely showing your pussy to someone would already be pretty weird, since you are not supposed to show your private parts to strangers, now imagine letting some guy put his HARD COCK inside it. He may even cum there. Wtf.... HE MAY CUM INSIDE YOU AND MAKE BABIES OR GIVE YOU AIDS

inb4 but there are condoms

That's still weird and why would I walk around with condoms as if I'm a sex haver, totally unrealistic.

Oliver Cromwell pilled

I'm ugly, poor and socially inept.

This. I have sex but i have to pay for it

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I stopped giving a shit about random sex while in uni. It's pointless.
I'm looking for someone to actually care for and love.

Im an alcoholic and lost all my friends. I also live with my parents, so I can't really bring a girl here. It's a bit unfair
Im 21 so I guess I still have some times left

I don't have money

3D women do nothing for me.

You're young bro, don't worry.

Zased

I've had straight sex once but plenty of gay sex

Remember: You are NOT an incel in your 20s. You just need to have courage. Girls like a confident man.

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2. Why don't you guys just have sex already?

I don't like people. I am 34 and a wizard, living alone almost 6km from the nearest neighbor.

All women should be killed

How did you obtain straight sex
How was it different compared to faggot sex

i'm a fucking neet, what do you want me to do? hire some hooker and get aids? rape some woman and go to jail?

Calm down James

I hate going outside and talking to people, let alone have the actual social skills to pull up a woman that isn't a turbo normie whore and/or land whale which you could not pay me to touch with a 1km-long stick.

Tinder. She was 6/10 at best. The guys that fucked me were hotter