There are 2 types of Russian zoomers

There are 2 types of Russian zoomers

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the white population will stop dropping after it reaches 200 millions whites worldwide, then the entire world will be like south africa but browner, with more pajeets and chinks

Was expecting that chud to rape correct the think

Don't let a Chechen BVLL see him doing that zesty shit.

for me, it's russian gen A females who practices RG

QUICK SOMEONE CALL THE HOMO POLICE

stupid fucking zesty ass russian boys, all fucking cute. cute fucking russian bastards. lil fucking cuties FUCK. FUCK. FUCK RUSSIA.

that bald creature is definitely not a zoomer

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Uhmmm... Akchually it's "нoмo"

it should not only be legal, but encouraged to sucker punch anybody making tiktoks in public

woman on the luggage car sees this happening

doesn't runs her car into the freak

he dodged military, same as you. you don't get to complain about him

he is jelaous. Pavel is repressed faggot

i would die for a russian zoomer gf

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the soldier niggas kinda have a virgin walk

What causes this difference? Is the dancing zoomer rich and the soldiers are poor?

he is rich yeah

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dam rich twink....
needs correction!!!

oh god i want to destroy his boyhole....

How rich? Is his dad an oligarch?

no idea. probably not oligarch rich

How rich do you have to be to avoid the draft?

imagine that face but with your cock next to him

I'm not rich, but I wasn't drafted due to health reasons

Can you share what health reasons? Just curious how drafting in Russia works.

Depends on your city.
Most Anons from Puccia just chill in the nuthouse for 2-3 weeks, it's common practice for getting the military off your back.

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The tranny won't breed.
The army guy might have left his wife with children.
From the evolutionary point, the guy in the coffin is the winner.

the virgin mobik cannon fodder vs the chad tiktok influencer

he dodged military, same as you.

Pavel was conscripted, lol. He returned back somewhere in the August.

Try not to sound too jealous

Who is Pavel? His name isn’t Mischa?

But if you were eligible for drafting, how much would the fees for draft exemption be?

You don't have to be rich at all.

Just go to the university, where you have "military lessons" for a year or so. Attending those "military lessons" equals serving in the army, lol.

Btw how much does Russia pays for mercs?

Can poor people afford university in Russia?

I'm not jealous to someone having a tranny son.

left gets sent to the front lines as a comfort boy for right thoughever

Yes, Russia has free higher education if your exams are good enough.

Yeah, those are the rules for drafting everywhere. But back when we used to have drafting, people could pay a hefty fee to get a draft exemption. Then the money from those fees would be used for the war efforts to arm the drafted soldiers. It was a way for rich and upper-middle class people to avoid the draft and still participate in the war in a way. But I wonder if Russia allows people to do that.

Why do wagie jobs exist in Russia then? Are they all just lazy? But if they were really lazy they wouldn’t work at all. It’s so confusing.

Nah, he could be 25-27yo

death

mental problems and thinness, in fact the draft is not so strict. They only take chadies

What kind of mental problem got you out of conscription?

in fact the draft is not so strict

They only take chadies

This seems contradictory.

Obviously, in a war you kill or be killed. But how much money are we talking about? Some Iraqi mercs were paid $4k per month to fight in Yemen alongside the Houthis.

I don't know, bribery is not as common as you all think. People don't want to go to jail for a 1K$.

It's not a bribe. It's a legal fee taken by the government in exchange for a draft exemption. But from I what I gather from you respond, I guess Russia doesn't offer such a choice.

mixed personality disorder aka f61.xx, dont remebmer ICD numbers. I went to a psychiatric hospital every day for a month, to a day hospital. I saw all sorts of insanies, and zombies injected with haloperidol. Grim place

his face seems oddly small compared to the rest of his body

A gypsy like you will only be a burden, you will be used as cannonfodder like the other browns who signed for Russian citizenship

No, he does. You can just pretend to be mentally ill, or press through the courts that you have some kind of flat feet or scoliosis.

Do you even know your father, boy? I wouldn't call Semites "gypsies" if I were you, as you're people live like gypsies. The Norse fornicate with everything that moves, to the extent that the majority of the newborns are bastards. That, of course, IF they get born and don't end up in the anal cavity of a man. And what do you know about fighting? When was the last time your people had a war? When you surrendered to Germany without a fight in WWII? LOL

It's just stupid, people would hate the government if it was officially legal to pay your way out if it, when a bunch of people are poor.

What's RG?

No one cares what commies think. If you are poor, then serve!

Anyone who does not want to serve will not go to serve, but whoever wants to will go to serve

When a country calls upon its citizens to serve, then they must serve, or face the consequences. It is not a choice. However some countries allowed people to financially support the war efforts in exchange for a draft exemption.

Anyone who does not want to serve can easily avoid it by free

I served in the army, 35th motorized infantry brigade

wrong, guess again

How many hohols did you slay?

There are many ways to get exempted. For example here in Iraq, if a family had a single son, the son was exempted. But if a rich person had no way to get exempted, he had the choice of paying a fee in exchange for an exemption.

I didn't go to Ukraine it was just conscription service. I was supposed to go to Belgorod and I was already in Kursk when I failed some test (they told me I have depression or some shit) so they sent me back to my unit where I spent the rest of my service in guard duty "guarding" a remote depot.

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The army guy might have left his wife with her boyfriends children*

Do you know how likely it is for the average conscripted soldier to stationed in Ukraine?

Unlikely

They cannot go there, unless they are forced to sign the contract.

No exactly. My friend is conscripted he is in the region that borders Ukraine.
Army don't send conscripts to Ukraine, but if they ended up in Kursk, that's some unfortunate fate.

The frontline is for chads like the Chechens. Not for your average Russki wimp.

God save our Putin
Long live our noble Putin!
God save Putin!
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over Russia
God save the Kaiser!

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Who's fighting the frontlines then? is it the best soldiers or just Asiatic cannon fodder?

he's so cute

Contractors?

In the Netherlands we would just draft 17 year olds. They have no other obligations that can't be delayed.
Avoiding a draft meant you spend 1,5 times that time in prison instead. Which could be a lot safer.

Those who signed the contract. Government pays good to them.
For example if you sign a contract for military service in Moscow, you will get 2.4kk rubles (23000$) as additional one time payment and the salary is around 260k (~2500$) per month.

If you include the summer bonus that everyone in this country gets in may, then minimum wage is 2688 USD a month here.

2500$

Not bad for a merc. Does that include pillaging and looting rights?

So instead of going to the front, you could just become a bus driver here or receptionist who scrolls the internet all day or something.

I'm afraid not. You will be a war criminal for that. But in reality I think it depends on the unit and what a piece of shit is your superior.

Cost of living in your country is way more higher then here. Besides it's really hard for Russians to get to your country right now.

I actually never met a Russian in my life until I got a job. Then I got a job at some boring government agency. And now I have two older Russian women working here with me. I think they are in their 50's. They seem to be more driven than pretty much all my Dutch coworkers who don't give a fuck about work at all.

To the victor goes the spoils. And not like hohols are above some pillaging and looting.

What do they do?

ты чo aхyeл нa кpoвaти днeм лeжaть

It's the same with Poles. They get paid the least, but work the hardest it seems.

Paying out gibs for everyone in the country. Unemployed, disabled people, sick people, veterans and what not. Free money for everyone.