/brit/

London and your mum's waiting room?

What is the best county in England?

Looking to move to the countryside in my 40s when I retire a millionaire with my lovely wife.

SVSSEX

countryside

racist

cumberland

More like Bussex.

al mountain the fat schizo crying about mcdonalds

Mhmmm incels posting on Anon Babble on a saturday night xx

glinner went full KWAB
never go full KWAB

Got a soft spot for Dorset, lovely part of the country

incel

It's amusing how right wing wealthy Americans and Englishmen think they're dissidents when their worldview is entirely mirrored by the ruling class.

COINTELPRO alone is 100× more repression than any right wingers have ever faced in the USA.

There's nothing radical, brave or edgy about supporting right wing politics, since support for fascism, "eugenics", euthnasia, privatisation of health care, white terror etc are all ingrained already among the bourgeois governments in the NATO world.

Not a fan of the hustle and bustle of the city. Like my peace and quiet

should have left this on mastodon mate x

Incel melty (an incelty, if you will) due in 15 minutes

sweat dreams are made of these

belgincel spending another saturday night posting his AI sex fantasies x

If I lost the genetic lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs

A life well lived

Yorkshire ofc

London, Manchester, Birmingham, Leeds, Glasgow, Cardiff
Then we have Merseyside, Tyne and Wear, and probably other urban areas that are just one big sprawl over a million people.

POV you're the new English teacher that just arrived in Yokohama by way of Leeds.

he's been at it for over a fucking year. how the fuck do you not have it filtered yet

they should rename it to graped britain

incel

Nope only Birmingham and London

I’m a pathetic incel

Raped Britain
kwab

not if its new images every time

Me: handsome fella
The shag: with only ugly birds

Wot gives

cop or not?

theres very little meat in these gym mats

The woke mob renamed it to black lives matter back in 2021
You couldn't make it up

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The population of Greater Manchester is estimated to be around 2.95 million in 2023.

hearing impaired police officer

Only about 300,000 humans though

just filter the flag. you won't miss any legit belgian posters because there are none here

its not being posted by a belgian flag is it mongboy
already got those filtered

Never used it

Smoking Marijuana

*slips a whoopee cushion onto rorkes gaming chair*

Greater Manchester

So not Manchester then, which has a population of 470k

Filter by image size.

The city of London has less than 10k residents

you said "belgincel"

ran out of weed

It's so fucking sad. They have to manually refresh the captcha, download the prompts after generation and manually upload them whilst writing out babble.

All whilst on a VPN rotating around bans and going through the cooldown period.

not the same poster you mong

The city is Greater Manchester, Manchester is just a town inside it

Has he done anything yet

Is it immoral to fuck a chicken? I mean like a butchered chicken you buy in a shop

For context, Only I will be eating it

He increased taxes

then don't jump into a reply chain and get mad when someone uses it as context next time x

incel

no

made the country even more grey and depressing

GM is a combined authority not a city, the city is run by a separate council

banning all mention of finance talk online. Don't need to be hearing about some guy YOLOing 20k into some stock and coming out with 6 figures in a week.
Just stick to my VUAG thanks x

Sir Pension Freezer
Sir Farm Wrecker
Sir Kid Starver

it's your chicken, you paid for it, you do what you want with it. the chicken doesn't give a fuck because it's dead. not that I approve of such a thing, just giving a balanced opinion

That wasn't very nice of him

incel

sir poo farter

Sir Patriot Jailer

thanks janny, good lad

sir twisted firestarter

VWRL for me

you know for a fact that the spammer posts on belgian and uk flags and I was talking about the same poster

Sir kier wants you COLD and he wants your nans pension SCRAPPED

getting really sick of how doctored up these JAV covers are.

Sir Gaza Bomber

Doctor told me I need a balanced diet, so now I eat standing on one leg

incel

Sir Coke Snorter

Sir Fun Sponger

rorke hates this

insta deleted photo, can't even see it despite being here when it was posted.
What's happened there then?

Fucking annoying dogs. If there are pet owners itt pls kys

Sir Arse Bummer

That's a Jomon系 if I've ever bloody seen one!

Sir Keir Starmer

Thanks lads I'll fuck it then

If my housemates choose to eat some of my leftovers then that is their fault!

Sir Crap Weather

Sir Silent But Deadly

Sir Keir Starmer

British agriculture should be socialised and run by State Farms and Collective Farms.

Sir shite gimmick

weathers been shite since ‘sir kier’ came in get him fucking GONE

Rather windy out there, not looking good for the 6am run

More taxes, war with Russia, nanny state, trying to introduce euthanasia for the undesirables

I already did that one
I ALREADY DID IT
STOP TAKING MY POSTS!!!!

Sir Father Toolmaker

kek

peter kay... funny

incel

Sir Deer Molestor

How about socialising some pussy for a change commiemong haha.

Good post
Sick of those little shits yapping

Doctor told me I need to eat more brown bread, so I bought a toaster.

Sir shot kaba

You should be trussed up like a chicken and fucked hard

garlic bread haha

Sir Peter Kay

A bit rude that

OOO MEMBER HOBKNOBS MEMBER THEM

Sir Garlic Bread

GARLIC.... BREAD?

remember when zimbabwe was known as the breadbasket of africa, then mugabe stole all the farms and gave them to the unskilled masses? that worked out well right?

Sir Lamb Shawarma

Seize the means of reproduction

incel

Esoteric, coke snorting, nihilistic, Sensitive Young Men who think they're intellectuals for being racist NATO supporters loving all this.

Oh for fuck sake why bring up another country, he'll be straight onto Marxists.org and copypasting whatever opinions he finds

sir self harmer

Sir Kebab Warmer

found a cute British youtuber but she has short hair so I hope she ain't a lesbian or worse

yea but then there were much less inquality
everyone was equally starving

sir wank kwab

I fancy myself as a slim white mugabe

don’t talk about your wee dead nana like that x

Nothing more nummy than nuggies lads
Billions must buy

There is literally not one person that meets this description or even pretends to

I know, but it's very relevant example of what happens when you just give farms to mongs.

wanking in the eden project rainforest dome

Sir Kwasi Wanker

sir chicken fucker

mid-00's commercials
so cloying

Sir Farm RAPER

sir off to bed

Sir Marxist Orger

It's ok the conservatives will give us the first black female pm in a few years

John Lewis advert is good this year

post the webm, you know the one.. (with the deer)

Kwabsi Kwabteng

one time i wanked so hard i fell into another dimension

There’s zero chance diversity hire badenoch becomes PM

no they are going to wait for poo barmer to announce the election, decide she isnt polling well enough, push her out, boris johnson steps in as leader and wins the election

Maaaaaate

Can't say I do because that was never the case

Goon with the wind

first woman PM

first asian PM

first black PM?

What did the Tories mean by this

Monging and bonging

If you want them all to leave you need to vote reform, the only option that would even consider it

Retard
Applies to Nietzschean degenerates

I fucked up my life irreconcilably

They're ratings are down because they're too woke, goes ahead and hires the diversity candidate. What is their plan?

wanked my cock too hard and split my frenelum a bit

May have a slim chance at unfucking my life as of next year

Reform literally have a paki as CEO

Mate Mate Maaaaaaaaaaaaate

its 6pm here. ill probably end up sleeping through tomorrow and then staying up all night into monday morning

he’ll be off too, we all know who actually runs that show

if i post my cock would you lads rate it in a non gay way?

I've done the exact same thing lad. On a wank break while it heals

I say this every year
Everything is disappointing

accept christ

Reform are just another pro-business party
Lame af

it is possible for a petrol pump to not be expandable right? Because I was just trying to pull one for at least and made myself look like an idiot because it wouldn’t extend at all

Mass is poo

He could buy and sell you boy

Why isn't nobody sympathetic to my situation? Are you that bitter?

the catholics have made me a childs fan >///<

no idea i always wait for the one on the right side for my car just to avoid that kek

cumming to muscle bulls

I can't stop excessively fapping to jav bros

youtube.com/watch?v=NYXZQ9BRiGw

oh sure

favourite codes?

Noice

Faecal incontinence is near universal among gay bottoms

All rightist grifters are pro capitalism

baffling little move by the catholic church tbf

Don’t think I’ve ever come across one that wouldn’t stretch

Rule 34

erm

Something cracked in me tonight lads. Was out for a shag, met a bird and walked her home and then just declined the invitation in and walked an hour home in silence. Realised I enjoyed the rambling small talk and her hanging onto my arm on the way home more than I enjoyed the thought of having sex with her. I think I'm quitting the shagging for a while lads. Gonna work on myself and try to find love instead.

he can’t get the petrol pump to reach far enough

just unlocked a new ick

WAAA-135
NFDM-396
HMN-389

I do want all the cops and fascists to leave yeah, whom do I vote fer?

a clue gained

any other fantastical delusions to share with us

shagging indiscriminately does get boring and you grow out of it, enjoy the settled down life now much more me

wow mental that

66-FAG-POO

Why aren't you helping?

Good for you mate, no point if it’s become hollow

Homo

Lads are turning down sex and I can't even get a shag
I should be allowed to be on-call for these kind of things

might put a carrot up my bum for laughs

thats cap

just want to shag
tired of being a virgin freak
want to do that thing where you slap their pussy using your cock

just expelled a number of truly vile farts

new business idea. emergency callout shagger for lads who can't be arsed fulfilling their obligations

When twitter was at its peak (2009-2016) it was largely liberal left wing, fresh, funny
Now that right wingers took over it, it's dying
Makes you think

gamers have had enough

Hollow's definitely the word for it. I think I just had the realisation that I've never really been in love. Think I came close once but that was a long while ago now and I miss it. Just sitting together for like 24 hours straight talking absolute shite but by the time it's over you feel like you're so much closer than before. That's the feeling I crave now. I want that back.

accidently came. hate that.

okay but don't peel it, a woman died by cutting herself with a peeled carrot up her vag

devilish...

gem

as mentioned, a clue gained

have you tried putting some effort into it? any lad putting 8 hours a day into getting shagged would succeed eventually

I’m a 28 year old virgin

off to the pub with you asap

the rising

Ask me anything about the history of the Soviet Union.

rookie numbers

his royal lordship sir spastic bastard

stick with me and I'll teach you how to get laid, just buy my shaggers course and listen to my podcast

What was the deal with Khrushchev

Yesh mate, strange innit? You know what I used to like? When you had a fight with someone and talked it over and were honest, afterwards it felt like why were we even fighting? Crazy that.
Or like, you know when you are hungry and have a snack, even if it's just a banana, you feel less hungry afterwards

Honestly lad, it takes so very little effort. Buy some nice clothes, bit of skincare if you've rough skin, nice haircut and trim the facial hair and that's it. Go to a pub, some birds will inevitably ask to sit, and then get chatting. If you're fat, 3 months of gym time added and you're sorted.

Can't be doing with this timer shite when on phone for real dawg

Virgin freaks complain about not having sex but unwilling to learn the craft or inconvenience themselves in the slightest

sir clue gainer

youtube.com/watch?v=W90RLmI1hYk

aint none of this matters

ktim

it not right

cor nice one

samecunt

believe it or not, you're actually incorrect

Segregation never went away, it's just sex segregation.
Segregated schools are allowed
Segregated bathrooms
Segregated sports.
Segregated passenger cars

What is it for, safety? Fairness? People would be demonised if they used those arguments for other forms of segregation.

Made me think of the time I told a girl to "drop it" rather sternly when she tried to make a joke about something in front of someone I know would latch onto it and cause a fight between me and him. That look of genuine hurt in her eyes and her insistence on us just walking away from this lad to go talk privately about it was one of the most oddly intimate moments I can remember. I actually kissed her for the first time immediately after we had our wee heart to heart lol. It's weird the shit your heart latches onto.

Interpol actually made some good stuff after Antics.

how so

takes a lot of effort if you’re a deformed ugly cunt like me x

When was the last time you TRIED to look good lad?

My monkey brain can't stay away from the slots

Interpol actually made some good stuff after Antics.

whats the sex having pipeline if youre a shy 5'6 males x (asking for a mate)

Like actually deformed? Are you an elephant man type deformo?

literally just book a prostitute? its no more than £150 for an hour and many specialise in first timers. they've seen it all before, no need to be embarrassed about anything. i'd say if you're a 25+ year old virgin losing your v this way would be far less nerve racking than with a real girl

When did this prehistoric gimmick get revived?

shy 5'6 male

ktimothy

some birds will inevitably ask to sit, and then get chatting.

never happens to me

cba with sex or owt too much effort

time to get on the grindr lad x

why is /brit/ pro-promiscuity.

just now, i saved that webm and will begin fedora posting

Walk in on your own feet
Says the rover

An incident was documented on 4 October 1997, in the Farallon Islands off California in the United States. An estimated 4.7–5.3 m (15–17 ft) female orca immobilized an estimated 3–4 m (9.8–13.1 ft) great white shark.[153] The orca held the shark upside down to induce tonic immobility and kept the shark still for fifteen minutes, causing it to suffocate. The orca then proceeded to eat the dead shark's liver.[130][153][154] It is believed that the scent of the slain shark's carcass caused all the great whites in the region to flee, forfeiting an opportunity for a great seasonal feed. Another similar attack apparently occurred there in 2000, but its outcome is not clear.[155] After both attacks, the local population of about 100 great whites vanished.[154][155] Following the 2000 incident, a great white with a satellite tag was found to have immediately submerged to a depth of 500 m (1,600 ft) and swam to Hawaii.

mammalchads stay winning

btw your test drops after age 30 so make the most of your youth :)

it's a mp4

don’t waste your money on a prostitute, you haven’t truly lost your virginity until you’ve had no condom sex

if you are a virgin at 25 you are reaching critical stage. no time for prudence

Mate of mine is 5'5" and shags consistently. He is, however, not shy. So I would say that's the bit that needs worked on.

it very slowly declines and is a non-factor until you're about 45

what constitutes tried
I shave everyday, get my haircut every 6-8 weeks, go to the gym 3 times a week

Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*

Zangu on his Santa Cosplay

HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!

ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!

does rape count or is that a cheat too?

anyone here actually lost their virginity really late and went on to have successful relationship(s)?

I will be a shagger in 2025

When was the last time you said hi to a woman?

and he's back

any full penis and vagina sex counts as losing your virginity, sex with a condom puts a barrier between your Willy and the vagina, they don’t touch

wtf, since when can mp4s be posted here?

The wonder that is modern healthcare is going to absolutely fuck up future generations

Nature works on shit genes dying out and good genes thriving. Now the shit genes and good genes make no difference in reproduction.

Without gene editing future humans are going to be infertile, speccy wearing, lazy little feckless runtoids who die from a cold without antivirals.

you will not be keeping up with the yutes unfortunately
the sissification slide is real

no you won't. stop lying (to yourself)

i will be a shagger in 2025

Mate of mine lost his virginity at 31 and is in a happy relationship right now

I will be a wanker in 2025

imagine looksmaxxing hard, turn out decent and do absolutely nothing to score chicks and you just getting older and older hahaha

how'd you two end up in the end

22 for me.

Never gonna lose me virginity gonna be a gooner all my life

ktim

insofar as we were 2 (two) separate australians

yesterday

the years since covid dont count
i was better then

:O

Why not a sex haver AND a gooner?

would argue 22 isn't particularly late in reality

enter one of those fuck a fan contest like that lad did

arrest all shaggers
remove their essence via experimental quackery
inject the substance into myself
a shag gained, guaranteed

was a virgin before covid
got a gf right at the start of covid and lost my v at the age of 21
she just broke up with me and im now a virgin again at 25 lads

It is quite late

Can women really be gooners

Couple years of happiness but then I arsed it all up. She's the closest I've ever felt to being in love.

just to let you know
yall welcome to sverigetråden and merge with us

live and we learn I suppose

later than average for sure
but not LATE

TRUMP LOST!!

The experts have come out and said that by winning, Trump and his supporters have sealed their demise. Joe Biden will order Kamal to not certify the results, and if Trump claims that it is illegal to do that, then it was illegal when he ordered it in 2020, and therefore Trump will be arrested and sent to prison, whereas Biden can just pardon Kamala for doing it so she does not go to prison. If Trump does NOT claim it is illegal, then he will not become President, and then he previous convictions can do to sentencing, where he will be sent to prison as well.

The irony is that if Trump simply lost the election, he would have been able to live out his retirement years golfing, and probably would only be sentenced to pay fines for his previous crimes against the American people.

Say goodbye Trumpers!

I had a bird for a brief time who used to have me read fanfics to her out loud while she was spinning discs. That was eye opening.

I don’t think this will happen

bonfire night tomorrow lads

wish i had a northern irish accent

what happened mate

Life's already a bonfire

she broke up with me lad :/

Actor plays Virgin Freak pioneer in new movie

You are thick as a brick lad.

Why is the volume control on YouTube so bloody ram-intensive? Every time I try to adjust it the lag is so cringe inducing.

why

whys that then

FONT

works on my machine. i have a good computer you see

Which one?

love love LOVE "you see" posting

Opportunist and a hidden Trotskyist who did immense damage to communism.

because they sound nice

Can't tell them apart but just general northern irish, sounds nice

new

lass in work has a proper strong NI accent. can't help but think of ian paisley when she speaks

twonking about