on december 5th, i will be taking off from kajaani airport towards canada
On december 5th, i will be taking off from kajaani airport towards canada
Finland has an airport?
good luck, anon :)
yeah, they share it with finnish air forces and santa claus
i actually thought i almost saw gabe newell wearing a santa claus hat at the grocery store yesterday. the hair colour was different that's all.
i'd rather do it now because weed deliveries are so god damn slow.
if anyone could actually bring weed to me tonight, this weekend it'd be neat.
in canada even small towns have weed stores
ive uhhhh
been deprived of important things in my life
of course there are weed growers in kuhmo too. but i dont know any of them.
i prefer going through life without ever really getting to know someone
yup
a rare moment of self reflection
looks like the meds are working
don't give up finntroon, I believe in you
Are you flying to YYZ? Do you have citizenship? What’s the purpose of this trip?
none of your business and im flying in on a more permanent basis after new years.
never cared much for rush and i never felt like listening to YYZ im bored of it after the first 1 second and toronto pearson IS A SHITHOLE
so you can stick your "ports of entry" up your ass and leave me the fuck alone as i enter canada through undisclosed avenues
No you arent
you know NORADs watching the whole fucking area anyway 24/7 and the only people who give a fuck about the land border are americans it seems
but i am, canadian flag that just posted "no you aren't"
i am.
fuckii offii weii areii fullii
fuck you nigger
I reported you to CBSA expect an interrogation and detention if you come here.
oh im sure you did how'd the fucking phone call go?
HOW'D THE FUCKING PHONE CALL GO YOU FUCKING SNIVELING RAT?!
I believe in you. Just make sure you don't accidentally board the wrong flight (to Gensokyo)
I have a case number for your ass.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAILAINEN
HOW'D THE PHONE CALL GO
ANSWER YOU FUCKING CUNT
None of your business
SARRRR WE TAKE YOU VERY SERIOUSLY SARRRR (in a very clearly sarcastic anglo accent) *hangs up*
no, the SSSARRRRRRR
is a very thrill R finnish SSARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
deadpan switch to "We take your complaint very seriously, thank you for contacting us" *hangs up*
Goodbye anon
that show used to be on my TV
post your low hanging balls please I love them
this is exactly what happened didn't it?
look i'm very fucking sorry that there's a big indian issue in canada these days but buddy you being disdainful like this aint gonna work out for you.
YES IT WILL BE FUCKING CATHARTIC THATS THE GOD DAMN POINT
A rapefugee escaping trans persecution in Suomi
i love kat
We cut the Indians off they can’t come anymore.
this whole fucking time i've been canadian.
it's true.
entirely fucking true. i know it and you know it.
You will be deported.
Just walk across bro this is what most of the length of the border is like.
i'll have to pass through the arctic.
right so
this might sound HORRIBLE and AWFUL and RACIST but
MAYBE
MAYBE SOMEONE LIKE ME SHOULD HAVE THE GOD DAMN RIGHT TO JUST MOVE TO CANADA
CONSIDERING
MY FUCKING ANCESTORS MOVED TO CANADA FOREVER AGO
I HAD CANADIAN FRIENDS GROWING UP
EVEN THE TV PLAYED CANADIAN CARTOONS AS A KID
AND I WATCHED THAT ONE CANADIAN MOVIE EVERY NIGHT GOING TO BED BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING REALLY COOL TO MY 10 YEAR OLD BRAIN
also, considering i started endwalker in june 2023 and how i was already exhibiting severe "i'm going to canada" signs back then. it just started in may, it was brewing before that.
considering endwalker literally just started off with literally fucking bypassing their god damn customs and immigration
you really think i'm just gonna give up on this?
Proof?
no proof. any further information would only serve to dox
You can post tickets and censor doxable parts, but anyway hope that's true and good luck on your new life in canada
there are no "tickets"
this is a very private flight with the ADS-B off.
I see
i always wanted a normal sounding name.
but anyway hope that's true and good luck on your new life in canada
i forgot to reply to this
thanks jew
Nigga you have already doxed your face, your adress, your family name and yourself bouncing on a dildo in sissy clothing.
well, that's all the more reason to keep as low profile as possible in canada with complete dissociation of identity and documentation from finland, along with all the other reasons.
so, i'll need an untouched new phone and e-mail address. how i handle my computer and files might be complicated. my FFXIV account billing information.
basically all of these things have to be scrubbed or dissociated from my life in canada.
im fine with a new WoW account but im pretty attached to my FFXIV account. ofc there's a lot of other stuff and services there that i'm attached to.
You're welcome transwoman
you can call me a tranny any time
Well as long as you actually post proof after december 5th that you have permanently left for canada I am okay with all of this.
obviously though i have no proof
no one has approached me
or contacted me.
i'm just writing this up in the hopes that it's actually happening this time.
you wouldn't want for it to not happen, would you. at this point.
my uncle just informed me today that he is permanently relocating to canada to retire there, i wonder what will he do with his giant villa
but i am a person with very clear ties to canada
are there any actual good reasons to move to canada if you're not a brown person trying to escape from a third world shithole?
it feels right