/brit/

Which way, /brit/man? edition

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Emmett was the best.

seasidemark has had plenty of sex

how do girls keep their lovely long nails clean?
when mine get more than a mm or two long they turn to filth

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

Oh so you're openly admitting to being bent now are you

hs?

Reckon Donald Trump should be like this tbqh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucius_Quinctius_Cincinnatus

The most famous story related to Cincinnatus occurs after his retirement from public service to a simple life of farming. As Roman forces struggled to defeat the Aequi, Cincinnatus was summoned from his plough to assume complete control over the state. After achieving a swift victory in sixteen days, Cincinnatus relinquished power and its privileges, returning to labor on his farm.

Honourable man

blog on

Just realised I have Fall Guys on both Steam and Epic. Very odd oversight

be Graham Linehan

make a joke about trans people being assaulted on a TV show

receive slight minor criticisms

decide at that moment to pivot your life to obsessively focus on hating trans people

make new post on twitter literally every 5 minutes from waking until sleep, every single day, about how much trans people upset you

compare them to Nazis

post your dick on Mumsnet to own the trannies

go on lesbian dating apps wearing lipstick to own the trannies

eventually at some point your children disown you, and your wife leaves and divorces you over your mentally ill unhinged obsession with hating trans people

even most TERFs keep their distance from you thinking you're an unhinged creep

get blocked from twitter for personal abuse aimed at trans individuals

cry on TV about how apparently trans people destroyed your life

swap to making essay length blog posts daily on how trans people are evil

year later, Musk unbans your twitter account

instantly back to posting literally every 5 minutes, from waking until sleep, about how evil trans people are again. not uncommon to make over 100 posts about how much you hate trans people per a day, every day.

at what point is this considered psychosis? when does an intervention need to take place?

they don't work with their hands so it stays clean

hey jeff you recommended i try the red lentil so i did x
it was lovely x

Looks piss poor

link me the best phonk playlist

bit like trannyspammer but in reverse really. both have deep, disturbing mental illness

kill yourself poofboy

left is a solid 6 in my cunt
right is a 10/10, prietos would kill each other for her attention.

true story

heathermong's got nothing better to do on a saturday i guess

Keyed.

Very nice. Was it spicy? Which city are you in?

belgium will be back soon
but dont worry he's a shagger haha xx

Got some ice spice on and it’s actually fucking dank

she a baddie she know she a ten
She a baddie with her baddie friend

VIBES

it was a little bit but not overpowering at all
liverpool x

/brit/ is an Arsenal general

bit mean

both are mid

people need to stop chasing beauty standards and just accept they way they are. This isn't "you're beautiful the way you are" but it's just you need to stop chasing things that you can't ever be and accept biological reality and also stop trying to get other people to believe in your cult.

He was literally up until 4am on Sunday doing the same thing. He has just copy pasted a lot of his posts from then. This is after misspelling his name as Lineham at first. Have a look in the archives if you want a right laugh

Reminder that belgium has posted over 400 AI images in 2 months
Include his non-AI images and you're looking at well over 1000 images posted in 2 months

#
America refuses to trade with anyone who opens a new trade deal with Cuba, and put an embargo on them for an entire human lifetime
Plus it's a tropical island
China wants Cuba to socialise in slow, progressive stages such as China plans to in pic related
While Cuba beloeves reforms to be the slippery slope to capitalism and the collapse of the proletarian revolution

you're the one who needs an intervention

/brit/ is not a soccer general. Even the Brits who post here don’t watch it.

more british doomer kino

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Why do you keep posting this
Auttie freak

saying british roads are worse than indian roads

why do retards do this? nobody is going to believe this shit

screamobbonh

Hahah I'm just gonna pirate games all evening now

roaring what a schizo

it's literally easier to use fitgirl than it is to use steam
actually insane how privileged we are in 2024. so many amazing games available for FREE

Performing satanic rituals

done very weird eating/drinking today
it's half four and i'm ready for bed

Bit of advice if you see a post about Graham Linehan here, check desuarchive before replying to it
This post is also a repost since I'm the one who originally fucking made it

I put on my robe and wizard hat

ice spice the baddest bro

bet you dont even know about gog-games dot to

ice spice goon

Why is some schizo reposting banal stuff about Linehan of all people

i got her skin in fortnite

Spainpaki still spamming about Graham Linehan

He was literally up until 4am on Sunday doing the same thing. He has just copy pasted a lot of his posts from then. This is after misspelling his name as Lineham at first. Have a look in the archives if you want a right laugh

ive got a woman's skin as well

(8) yo im the hottes tmotherfucker alive (8)

*puts a small bit of poo in your drink while your back is turned*

the inner machinations of heathermong's mind are an enigma

what’s ur username wanna play? Got no friends on there im sort of decentish

it's insane to me how many brits say they've given up on britain.

I wonder what it will be like in 20 years. Things HAVE to improve. the UK is similar to california, it cannot fail, there's too much money and development there already

lets be honest
doom 3 wasn't very good when it was first released and it's even worse now

Imagine if he and Toby teamed up.

Would be judgement day for /brit/.

no thanks

Don’t you think it’s possible to both believe the trans stuff has gone too far and also that people like Graham Linehan are psychotically and unhealthily obsessed with it?

you're a weird freak

Happens in your country?

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Heathermongo.

toby has always been staunchly against spamming schizos, he just doesn't realize that he is also one

Simpson-Pusey

UK can and will fail

What kind of idiot would be surprised some youtuber pandering to zoomers would support trannies? You know who's anti-tranny? Laughing stocks like Graham Linehan.

xD I am le gigachad
Respected by who?

I’m not weird :( add me - snipersii

whom*

add him and you can be /brit/ buddies :3 x

Trade women like goods

They've already tried to rehabilitate Graham Linehan (Father Ted writer) in this fashion. He's always been one of the biggest, fight-picking feminist faggots around but fell out of favour when he clashed with the troons. These days he's giving talks to crowds of basedjakking dyke roasties about how he was cancelled, and he's not being suppressed by gay algorithms any more. In the eyes of utter retards, this is hailed as a victory for sanity and common sense, when in fact it's just laundering more radical feminism into the mainstream.

might learn to play fortnight and play with the brit boys

Graham Linehan is just a contrarian grifter mong, remember when he used to also rant about how Count Dankula was a Nazi for the pug video (despite writing similar Nazi jokes himself) only to later change his tune?

fortnite? get a grip

we could get really gay on vc

returning to labor on his farm

What's Trump going to return to after he loses a war against Iran and China? His gold apartment in New York?

Just downloading torrent after torrent of fitgirl repacks, picking off each game I have in my Steam wishlist

...and that's the end of that.

listening to pitbull and it's actually fucking great, mr worldwide such a baddie

hoard 6tb of media

just watch the sopranos over and over

:0

me on the wroight

I bet Emma Watson’s poots stink.

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any absolute nerdish cretins in, any worms, any SLUGS

i don't remember and i won't remember so don't bother

we live in a society :L

what games have you downloaded so far

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Graham Linehan makes me piss myself laughing every time I remember he literally ruined his career and drove away his family over a weird obsession with trannies

It's like he became a /Brit/ poster in his fifties

I like to buy all dlc for paradox games

literally not possible sorry
at the very least london cannot fail. don't really give a damn about the rest of the country

got the asmr gf on. think i'll spend saturday night with her

yea me

Cities Skylines
Imperator Rome
Old World
Mount & Blade II Bannerlord
Anno 1800

Strategy man, me

london is the only part of the country that isn't poor

business idea: futagirl repacks

Rorke doesn't seed torrents because that's communism

I hate talking to my family about hockey they said its bad I want more countries in hockey and that I am looking forward to china to be part of it

having a think over how long it will take before the swastika returns to being a symbol of peace and good luck in the western world like it was prior to the 1930s

ah right

repacks take too long to install sometimes i just download the whole thing

yeah?

might deactivate myself

I don't seed

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wont happen for a very long time

I'm thinking of making a browser addon of some sort that warns you if a torrent you are downloading is "infected" and will alert your ISP of piracy

thoughts?
is this an issue in the UK as well

inb4 just use a vpn or debrid or something

it's far easier to just use a free site to see if a torrent warns your isp I think

Apply directly to the forehead

asking to seed is like asking the burglar to flush after he curls a steamer into your armitage shanks bidet

how do you know if girls are ovulating?

you don't flush a bidet, you fucking idiot

Do NOT look at the state of /cum/ right now

people who don't seed are intellectually brown

you don't shit in bidets either pal

The "TERF island" discourse is mostly contained to conversations within left-wing British politics: mostly the more """woke""", third wave, Corbynist, intersectional faction of the British left accusing the Blairite, centrist, New Labour faction of the British left of being transphobes. Almost all the big scandals: JK Rowling, Helen Lewis, Graham Linehan, Robert Webb, are 1990s/2000s Blairite liberals who have been accused of being TERFs by the more current wave of British leftism

There is a reversal to this as well: the Blairite libs spend a lot of time accusing the Corbynist lefties of being antisemites.
The internal factional rivalries within the Labour Party are probably the most intense aspects of the modern culture war in Britain

Meanwhile for right-wingers, or most of the unaffiliated British population, it's amusing at best to watch the lefties fight, or just downright boring

implying you seed random torrents

it's pointless.
just a pure waste of time

people with dedicated hardware can seed it's not my job to do it

A Zyklon B shower in Auschwitz to every poster on Anon Babble who posts in those Fishtank threads.

The yanks are talking about filtering brit flags
Its like a bizarro brit

can't find any driving instructors who do weekends
take the piss
how am i meant to learn when i'm working 9am to 6pm every weekday

Are Everton gonna get relegated this year or nah

I agree. There's no point in me seeding a torrent when 5 people with a 100mbit connection who run a seedbox are going to do it 24/7. Still, I like to seed torrents I like that are close to dying or if I see one peer connected to me and I'm the only one seeding. Anyway, it seems like bittorrent just isn't as popular as it used to be.

nah

brrrr it's cold

We have to establish a British Socialist Republic based on labour, virtue, mass mobilisation and atheism.

agua

I drank last night so will be refraining tonight

what are you gonna do about it?

I remember my fondest memory of childhood being when I'd watch the news every night and see that the big stock market number has decreased even more so
Lived a very shit life, me

pure sovl...

I can’t sneed

You're all great people and I'm glad I post here.

ill never be able to quit gooning so i might as well just goon tonight my life is ruined anyway (this is a call for help)

going to be a risky biscuit in my investments for the next 6 months. Could do up in flames, could fast track me to retirement. Who knows?

We have to establish a British Socialist Republic based on labour, virtue, mass mobilisation and atheism.

*solely for 130 iq anglos

ain't got no agua

BBC goon?

What do you expect when it’s a 24/7 mn melty in there

The 3 Gs
Goon
Geek
Gear

...aaaaaagua...

yes but return to top flight with rooney player manager kick starting an indian buyout propelling them into the top 6 consistently all of a sudden everton is the most supported team in india and social media is filled with high saturation hindi edm rooney greatest moments rooney underrated baller rooney messi ronaldo the goats clips wayne now the number 1 boy and girl name in india

A ching chong chinaman sitting on a well
Along came a white man who chopped his ponytail

corr lads, i want to stuff a MASSIVE, thick hard, veiny, pulsating fat black COCK right into my arse hole
you comprehend?
I WANT TO STUFF A BLACK COCK UP MY ARSE!!!! I WANT TO RIDE ON A NIGGER'S TODGERS AND SUCK ON IT TILL IT SPAFFS DOWN MY THROAT!!!!!!!!!!

yh... beatdowns

where did you get the glass

Ummmm

Your mum

awobabobob

it was a christmas present from mumberg several years ago, I think it's from the 1970s

Settle down spaki

Your mum x

Never been into white boi beatdowns myself

Are any of you actually gay?

me and the rorke
you can call us the guillotine team

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*pushes* hnn
*plop*
aaah

greggs pigs in blankets are lush but's it's a fucking rip off that they give you just three in a tub

you are mentally ill

do you like this guy?

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BBC BNWO White Genocide WhiteBoi Beatdown TikTok Babecock Compilation Episode 32

i do find some transwomen attractive

no. he looks like an annoying faggot

updating my bios
preparing to install a new cpu :D

commiemong is
loves going on about sensitive young men and assless leather chaps

rorkecore

do vaginas really smell like fish

misread this as qos

just bots innit

no but fish do smell like vaginas

only diseased ones

You masturbate to black men beating up white men?

Almost lost my virginity last night but then she saw my hair dick and balls that haven't been touched by a razor in years and she called the whole thing off. Deeply humiliated.

...yh x

JUST WILD BEAT
COMMUNICATION

this would never happen because if you got to the point of being naked she'd still fuck you. plenty of lads i know dont shave and still get laid

because you're replying to fanfiction authored by a mentally ill freak

now hold on to me pretty baby
if you wanna fly

you won't learn from this

Girlie what the duck

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only if she doesn't bathe very often so it's probably a more common occurrence in first world countries

they actually don't look like human beings

guess she saw charlies in the bush and had vietnam flashback

dont understand why you wouldn't keep tidy even without the prospect of a shag
cant stand looking like a caveman down there

Which cpu la

are brownboy beatdowns popular in the bleached community?

Lord Niggerford

just got hard reading about female SS guards

7800x3d

Ariana grande went from every boys fantasy to a ghoul in record time

I'm my own worst rape victim

I can’t believe Carly Rae Jepsen is about to turn 40 - she still looks so young!

It’s strange to think that 97% of her eggs are already gone - so I hope she thinks about having kids before it’s too late!

She’d be a fun mom. :)

two words: jason derulo.

didnt happen

Got pubes that start like a third of the way down my nob, closer to the tip than my balls. Is that normal? It feels like it's not normal.

We love the Oriental ladies, don't we folks?

America bellows out for communism.

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She's rich her eggs are already frozen.
It's the girls who look up to her and think they can get away with it who need to be told.

I eat famly style

pls be my gf

(8) and i say why we can't stop all this sacrifice
i know that all the lies became the stone in your heart (8)

tried to play Oblivion like 5 times now to no avail

wdym
it kept crashing?

gonna come to your japanese mummy

he's come on a long way since his pins and needles video

(8) I heard you like magic
I've got a wand and a rabbit
So baby, let's get freaky, get kinky
Let's make this bed get squeaky (8)

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it just feels so outdated, i think i finally became a graphics whore

bizarre post frankly

little boy legs

97% of her eggs are already gone

absolutely meaningless metric just FYI

something like half a woman's eggs die before she turns 2

a pizza hut in the garage?

Corrr, puts me to shame. Enjoy, shagger x

LOOK YOU BIG EARED FREERF

did musk ever unban millennial woes from twitter?

me when i hold that space in queer media

thanks pal ive never had sex doe :3

what did she mean by that

met my new step dad and step sisters today, had to tell them I’m a neet. It was extremely awkward

Conspiring with the wallace and gromit penguin to steal all the tomar emeralds

screaming

she fit?

2 of them barely legal
2 of them bald

I'm sure all the birds out there would shag you in a heartbeat once they find out you have 8 cores of hyperthreaded goodness

get every last one of them shagged

mate of mine was supposed to sort me out a couple of sleeves of duty free fags today but ive not heard from him and feel rude to message again

gone back in time to a kidnap a young right said fred?

sat here screaming at my incel desk

No

Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, Francis Bacon, Thomas Hobbes, John Locke, George Berkeley, David Hume, and John Stuart Mill.

dad included?

cutting my toes off with scissors

Not me stumbling across this secret boys club on the internet! Any other girlies here?

He's been clobbered

Going on about how many eggs women have left is peak neek

fucking scremaign

my new step dad

how old are you? when my mum remarried i was 16 and wouldn't have dreamed of calling him my step dad. i never called his sons my step brothers, we weren't little kids growing up together. honestly you calling them step dad and step sisters is more embarrassing than being a neet.

Do you find that the song Defying Gravity holds space within queer media, or do you find that Elphaba overreacted to her eyes being photoshopped out of a fan made Wicked! poster?

tread carefully

Hey no idea what that means sorry

no sense crying out of spilt poo

no just state of tyres on my car lad

Tracy E. Gilchrist, during the Wicked junket, informed the Elphaba actress that LGBTQ+ people "are really taking the lyrics of 'Defying Gravity' and really holding space with that and feeling power in that."

reminds me of that furry who deliberately frostbit his arms so they rotted off so he could get fake furry paws surgically attached

Industry rule number four thousand and eighty
Record company people are shady
So kids watch your back 'cause I think they smoke crack
I don't doubt it, look at how they act

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is that so

god this general is so bad now

He is just a lazy git. I can see he was on whatsapp less than half an hour ago.

How do we deal with young men consuming copious amounts of Japanese pornography?

what's the catch?

22. My mum asked that I call them that I don’t really care either way

cuckspammer/belgium/sponce

ruby granger dyke shit

yank posters

yellow fever posters

johnny foreigners

trannyposters

get

them

OUT

are you a bastard lads?
even though my parents were degenerates i was still born within wedlock and a planned pregnancy, i'm sure that's much comfort to mumstein when i still languish away my life in my smelly bedroom while being nearly 30

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And the Aussies?
... :3

Hellooooooo is everyone in this place just talking to themselves?

*scratches my skull in befuddlement*

*has gay sex with you*

lgbtq++ language really is its own thing like that weird jewish gypsy thing they had in the 50s

Next poster is a nonce

That is so weird. Honestly that is creepy as fuck. If my mum tried that we would be estranged.

increase migration

It's Saturday night, why you not in the pub anon

JAV cover art puts Instagram filter whores to shame. Also plastic sur

_>

send them to prison

Theyre all one sad little incel you has a care worker who feeds him food with a plastic spoon while he sits on his bed with his iphones laid out ready to spam some abhorrent muck

the rule usually is, anyone in a conversation about something deeply fucking boring, that's one of the resident autistics arguing. possibly replying to himself if nobody's took the bait.

the only prisons are the ones inside our minds

The list of S-tier actresses who have gotten blacked is insane.

Doing a trans porn dance

doing a nonce dance

I must pop to the cobblers posthaste alas this blistery weather is causing quite the conundrum

if these bastards don't want provide for their kids then should've used fackin condom innit

NEW

holding space

filling my diapey to the brim ^^

rara kudou is pretty good but half her vids are that with that malteser looking black nigga

In a few years, it will be normal for famous actresses and musicians to do porn, and that's based

corrrrr *slurps up the leaks*

people who have sex for money are willing to have sex for money
yeah mad that

who want they bussy ate???

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me me me! *jumps up and down with glee*

get

it

made

no

stfu
stfu

bonnie blue has an ugly vagina
dunno why she has had so much cosmetic work on her face when she has that mess down stairs

Doing a freddy fazbear dance

Still bang her ngl

*rims you with gusto and finishes you off with a reach around*

shaved my penis today

Her scenes are so good.
Just because you're willing to have sex for money doesn't mean you'll do everything. They wouldn't fuck a dog for money.

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How many people are in the Discord

go on then gizza link