/brit/

New York gf edition

Um, jannard? You alright mate?

unlimited jannicide

Big black man helicoptering his big jungle stick around in my poor mother's face (and she's disgusted)

how many trains have gone through the mountain pass you think?

JANNY ON A FUCKING MAD ONE

inshallah the janitor will be annihilated

might have a wnak

>Chen called for the flogging of Just Stop Oil activists in 2022

uh, based department

settling in for my incelnight watching incelmovies

walked down the stairs just then

Got a sneaky suspicion she might be...you know

Janny earning a Christmas bonus

Wish I was getting flogged, sexually

Friday night and janny's mates said they weren't going out tonight but he's just seen one of them tagged in a picture at spoons with the rest of the mandem.

He's on a warpath, be on your best behaviour lads.

tight?

ah yes. nothing says black friday quite like a cat

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EW makes a rare funny joke

the thread gets 404d

interesting

Khazar blood runs deep in this one

probably not, she's likely the city bicycle

Financially perhaps

Did you know that in Germany we have a word for this?

THEY'RE BOTH ON NINES
I CAN'T SPAKE. I CAN'T SPAKE

We could've had Corbyn and Bernie Sanders
Instead we have Starmer and Biden/Trump
So well done, you played yourselves

dont give that freak attention please

a word for what?

hehe poopensharten

i just did lad. Nothing you can do about it

is it derkrunkenfloppeldiepoopenschooten?

Having Black Friday without Thanksgiving is peak soulless corporate Yankified Britain

it's bloody freezing out

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fuck you and fuck him

please refrain from doing so in the future. most people have that disgusting freak filtered and do not wish to be reminded he exists

I'm so good at picking out jewish women here.

I pay for YouTube premium

SEND THE DIRTY GIT OFF

for this

hard lad
Employed Woman

ZOMG u have p33n0r?!

Need more sport moved onto Friday nights.

How'd you know? You never leave your rancid bedroom.

me when she whips it out

Roe Atka.

lad on deal or no deal is having an absolute mare

swimming might be for me next summer

my incelnight? I'll be

drinking

eating crisps

listening to odd tunes on spotify or as prompted by brit

browsing xitter for schizo stuff

watching old wrestling clips

wearing 15 layers with the heating on all night and peeling them off as it gets hotter and hotter

cheeky wank to something abhorrent

Indian genocide

I remember reading an American's method to shagging I lost it I need to find it again.

rorke atka

WW3 looming

jeezy own half of atlanta

I'll have you know I left my flat earlier today to go shopping and I will be leaving it again this evening

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I've been wanting to go to a dominatrix for years but I'm too autistic and shy. I just want a woman in latex to beat me up and spit ffs

Churchill drank two whiskeys as soon as he woke up, every day
He also wanted the total genocide of Indians

sir keir sharter

I have never made love to a woman lads

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Sir Lm Aoer

what the fuck did you just call him

mouth sex

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Shan't be going

this is legendary levels of shite

Sex with men
Gay sex, if you will

he drank a small whisky mixed with soda water

hand holding in the missionary position
with men

is he struggling to randomly pick a box?

sir pee pooper

Get a black girl, m8.

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Mixed population on the rise for the 600th year in a row

Not going to worry until the recruitment ads start featuring white lads again

In about 10 hours from now spaki will come home after spending yet another friday night in the club being rejected by every white girl

Timmy gonna be having sex with katy as usual mmhmm x

billie piper mouth sex

You’re as bad as him

he's gonna throw his RAZER™ Basilisk RGB mouse at the wall and then beg his mum to buy a new one for christmas LOL

Absolutely hate how modern things/brands are called by names that already mean things. It's horrible for searching. You search what you want to see on images and then it's this brand or product.

abraham was a black man

I know we have a bit of a laugh at it but it's genuinely mental that you can come here at any time of day and he's here doing the same shite as always. That's his actual life. Someone's little boy grew up into THAT.

Creator of the segway died when he accidentally rode it off a cliff.

YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT CUM

baddragon is all one website to easily find things

maybe large corporations were a mistake.

had a wank when I was meant to be toiling earlier so don't even have anything to look forward to for the evening

Went off the wanks myself
Bad for your vril and conscious vibrations lad

ahahahahah he already had to beg for MONTHS the last time because their family dont even celebrate christmas and his mum has no savings left
shes going to go mental x

fucking hell it's true

don't care if i don't wank it nobody else will

Women have sex with men all the time and nobody calls them faggots

Start working out more often+cardio and my willy is always leaking pre

what is going on

Launching my new weight loss app called Priti Patel Arse Pics

ho chi minh
shoot a load on your chin

thats spakis life tho
he cant help being retarded, his parents were cousins LOL

what film should I watch lads

Russia

Bet you thought this was a belter

remember when you guys did that rorke and rashid thing? that was funny

the so called black power

what superfluous, hedonistic black friday purchases have you made?

Napoleon (1927)

world wide web should be regional instead.

too big

which one of you was this
fess up

Why

got you a little snack

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Where am I wrong
Women are just gay men with boobs and no penis

dead calm

I thought it was next friday

once had a love and it was a blast
soon found out he had an arse of gas

already started amazon starts early other shops can't afford to skip out

got a £200 voucher from work. What should I buy myself?

beats by dre

why cant dogs eat regular ones

A hooker

femboy prozzy

My gay neighbor is actually funny

Makes fun of fat people

Makes fun of fat girls

Called me a Twunk

I feel appreciated

Genuinely have done absolutely nothing today, a complete waste of a day

some dunks

Jake Paul and Mike Tyson handed suspensions from boxing after controversial fight in Texas

they're not for dogs

Two wool jumpers made in England

this schlock definitely did not need a sequel

more of a black week then isn't it
I need a new monitor so thanks for reminding me

spakis last resort LOL

a nice pair of shoes

like yorkies.

ahahahahaahahah
spaki on a mad one after one too many rejections from white girls
best he cud do x

/brit/ should have eye colour authentication.

crisps

What is it with yanks and homosexuality
All he had to say was they look soft or even just leaving at looking gay

Not you would be my harem

We need to bring back arranged marriages.

if it’s not blue, you’re not white

Mental how thousands of British girls fly to Dubai to get pooed on by Arab men and take Instagram selfies

Do you have any 2024 horror suggestions?

Yeah mental that

I know a lass who watched that fight in a hotel room with the entire Northern Ireland squad

mine are grey

They're coming for the countryside...

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Yeah? And what if I don't have any eyes?

There is going to be an absolutely horrendous end to all this bullshit going on right now in this country

that’ll do

Simping over this

Kysssss spaki

That’s the guy who shot osama btw

how did you make this post

dunno what that is
the term spaki goes into The Great Filter
buh bye baby

Spent the voucher on shopping. Boring I know

get any crisps?

Text to speech reads out the entire thread for me

up for a civil war are you lad?

alexa
play cotton eyed joe

i might. I bought an Asda voucher so I could put some crisps in the trolley on my next visit

No, but sadly the forces that be are making it more and more likely

Imagine releasing that in 2024, they've properly fucked it

good lad. let us know what flavour when you get them

Very Masonic replies from jaguar

cmm

so you expect me to believe every tribe on the planet all came up with spears bows and arrows by themselves?

some tallywhacker that

need to get building turrets on flat roof pubs

Fair old langer on that fella

that's a big willy

This is a cope
The British are the most docile and pacified race in the entire West
In 20 years everything will be exactly as it is now but a lot worse

bruh guys check out her tits

aston fartin

Elon says he's going to summon uk mps to the usa to explain their censorship and threats to the american people.

sharp rock make ouchie

aston paul blartin

*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

I am ready for kcd 2 I am gonna also visit the kutna hora before I play the game also the actor who plays Henry is surprisingly handsome

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He's a retard who spends 20 hours a day playing Diablo, snorting ket, and replying to Nazi accounts on twitter

frfr?

what does that make the general public then

omg timmy LMAO

It won’t end in blood, just a slow decline with a mutted culture less 80IQ brown mass replacing the working and middle classes, kept pacified and entertained by their still homogenous upper class and banker rulers

Same thing sort of happened in Ancient Rome. By the 2nd century slaves had massively replaced native Romans being used on huge slave plantations and living in urban slums. Before long most of the old stock of the Republic was gone and the mutted overstretched Roman state began declining into civilisational collapse

there is someone iTT who worships him as a genius

Bvsed and, dare I say it, Nietzschean.

They're gonna give an indian woman gary linekar's MOTD job

anti-China schizo calling for torture

Woah there's a surprise

and he got to shag amber heard

average woman by 23

I am a passionate lover.

Everyone involved in the Must/UK govt feud is retarded

It's more a right wing schizo thing

depressing inevitably when you look at it that way

htf do trannys have such big cocks

and who's shagging her now

The thoughts you get on ket are next level
Like 4d thoughts
You solve everything

most of them have small cocks, trannies with big ones are the only ones who post them

must/uk govt feud

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long most of the old stock of the Republic was gone and the mutted overstretched Roman state began declining into civilisational collapse

Didn't happen

damn Timmy you acting WILD

Did it solve why youre stuck in your stinky bedroom for 16 hours a day?
No, just the problem of a working bladder

should have a personal chef me

done me

Nice tits but let's see her ham-arse.

the rest of her body is awful

No you don’t
You sit there immobilised tripping balls seeing the world in 2d cause your depth perception is all fucked up and you think you’ve died

Four pints of Stella and a bottle of sauvignon blanc for tonight me thinks

me? got one
*MUUUUUUUMMMMMM, CAN I HAVE A FISH FINGER SANDWICH PLEASE*

Appears as if Elon rarely sleeps, but when he does it's between 6am - 12am
He's also ranked top 20 globally for Diablo 4
Proper grim NEET lifestyle there
Ketamine, Diablo, Alt Right Twitter memes, sleep from 6am - Noon
No chance he actually does any work or plays with his kids

Complete Indian genocide

omg Timmy what happened to your house

diego no sex

He's also ranked top 20 globally for Diablo 4

cap

maybe to low iq people
for high iq people it is a total thought tonic
needs to be s-isomer

stop calling him timmy
he's not white

horsehoe theory between neets and billionaires.

shagged her in O3 (the area code)

oh my days they're obsessed lmao

Did happen
There are writers at the time writing of mass Levantine, Jewish and Syrian migration into Italy and Greece.
There is a notable decrease in graves belonging to established old Roman plebeian gens and an increase in those with Near Eastern names
Genetic evidence confirms there was huge migration from this area to Italy, Greece and Spain around this time.

The spread of Christianity likely confirms it too, these newcomers were bringing the beliefs they had in the Near East to the imperial core.

FOY

bruh this is me fr fr
blog on boozelord

Sir Cold Palmer

most of them bots

not right this

you're a spastic

people are aware you can schedule posts right?

Go suck elon musk's big gay rocket

hs?

Posting AI shirtless black men and talking about how they are shagging machines with superhuman abilites and charisma is not just weird, it is incredibly homosexual.

He doesn’t even talk about the women that much, just the raw sexual prowess of the “cronem”. It’s pure homoeroticism.

Seems like he's the one obsessed tho? Weird scrote
Not surprised you don't understand what you're looking at. Those are tweets by Musk, not overall tweets, you retarded spaki belgium nonce

said so

What do people like about Elon Musk

leftoids don't have families, accomplishments, aspirations, hobbies, anything

crybaby midwit politics is their ENTIRE life

Sir Gus Hamer

Spotify wrapped doesn't include December because the Christmas music would distort people's listening habits

This
Not to mention the detail in the descriptions of their willies

I am quite high IQ and just found it a headfuck

Didn’t get any that fancy isomer ket though bought it off a sketchy chav at a house party for £40.

No, why would I use twitter?
They suck his balls because they believe they're all temporarily embarrassed billionaires themselves

is it wrapped time of the year laready
oh emm gee wonder who won it this time for me
(10 quid says it wont actually be charli)

2024 Wrapped

blog on

calm down Timmy

Watching Interstellar and I don't like the main character, does he die later on?

ICC

oh i am laffin

What does any of this matter when he can be in America do anything he wants with 4547 in charge

half of your posts contain kisses you gay cunt

it's just a cope for nonwhite incels who can't shag

here he is coping and trying to claim that "no rorke we pakis arent incels its white boys who are incels! brown boys are shaggers ffs!"

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we all die at some point

I don't like him much
I'm not one of these rabid mongs who thinks he's some sort of nazi technocrat bad for democracy I just think he's a weird billionaire autist who is swimming in a pond he shouldn't be in and bringing his minion followers with him into conversations they aren't welcome in
Needless to say they come equipped with weapons grade autistic opinions
The world is actually gonna be so shit when it becomes Tesla branded everywhere

he's not a timmy

You’re the one that does it. Posting computer generated images of muscular black men smoking weed to an anonymous British culture chat room talking about how sexy and masculine they are. I’m telling you how this appears to people that aren’t in on your little strange paraphilia.

Why hasn't he posted a hand timestamp then

he is a gamer
gamers are the most oppressed peoples of the world
therefore i like him.

nazi technocrat bad for democracy

weird billionaire autist who is swimming in a pond he shouldn't be in and bringing his minion followers with him into conversations they aren't welcome in

Both of these are true

wrecked that cunt

mongs giving it attention are just as bad

Yeah but I want that particular character dead pronto, he's very inauthentic

Anyone seen any good black friday deals?

ommgfgf Timmy going WILD

you specifically make them shirtless when you put that in the AI prompt

Literally what you made the image as you dumb paki bender

miss chatting up women, got a boring gf now

wtf i'm a "foidslop" but without putting it in different containers just put loads of healthy and tasty shit on the same plate
get hummus in there
pitabread
falafels
peppers
olives
grapes
cheese
smoked salmon
(cashew) nuts
whatever

It's also spamming and avatar use

blog on

That’s convenient isn’t it
Still doesn’t exclude your daily hours long obsession talking about idealised version of black men having sex

Who enjoyed Dress down Friday today?

gay ass nigga making ai generated images of black men showering

just put baked beans over a baked potato
i came.

gf is a big foidslopper must be said

explain to her you miss it, she'll usually still let you do it.

Tummylad, are you here?

You’ve been done
Go away and make your little promoted images of black fellas you poof

Nazi technocracy is however describing the usa's and thr collective West's deep state agenda.

thinking im anything les than fleeked out
even my pjamas designer

Belgiumnonce on the ropes. Nun he cud do.

why would you generate an image of a man showering in the first place
and then post it on Anon Babble
utterly virgin freak thing to do

been invited out but I really don't want to go
but I also haven't spoken to anyone in a week so really I probably should if only so I don't become a schizoid
just a pain in the arse

if you filter the Belgians, would you really be missing much?

Thankyou for supporting the Australian pyjamas industry

I don’t care about your strange little hobby pal, I have a life. You’re the one that sits here day in day out spamming Ai images of your homoerotic fantasy pretending to talk like a black American.

Making a soup in a jar, made from smegma, tonsil stones, bogeys, snot, scab pickings, nail clippings

Insane how evil Keir Starmer is

you've created this mythology with a building in central london, mentioning it over 300 times since the end of september (not including posts where the building is implied or shown on one of your many AI slop images)

/brit/ is now part of your daily life. you can't go a day without your james cleverly post set. you can't go a day without posting the words 'cronem', 'katy', or 'gherkin'

you need /brit/ to live - it's all you have

not sure ig got any ralian shite

If I posted THAT image, would I be banned for sexualised imagery (semen) or for ponies?

Ruined that schizo looool

He wants every Palestinian dead. He wants to be Blair 2.0. He wishes he could be as openly genocidal as Biden.

because he's brown

No, because if he's brown he would post his hand and try to pass himself off as a light skin black man - thus proving that he's black
H

mate as grim as palestinaian situation is
you seem to be forgetting 2020 onwards where just about every wetsern state went into civil war and tried to kill its own citizens under the guise of "health"

You're probably obliviously posting this in a grey Qantas twoset

Doubt any schizo would be retarded or insane enough to say this. Bad troll attempt.

LOL i do have business class pjamas

Fear Farmer

blog on

Diego is typing...

wut?

he/you are brown mate
if he/you posted a timestamp of a brown hand we'd all laugh and call you a paki, because that's what he/you are

Schizo
He wants people to think he's black, so if he's a paki then he can maybe convince people that he's black.