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"Recommended for you" is a very unflattering mirror

its Friday >.<

Some Russians actually believe they're at war with NATO

me and who

your moms at war with being a FLATo

Thanks

male loneliness isnt real just become bi

men arent cute

how? consume more seed oils?

oh you're lonely? just suck dicks

this is why people hate faggots

Smoking weed.

was fucking windy yesterday eh?

me i'm a shroomer too im wearing my shroom headband right now

need to get my hands on cocaine so i can come up with business ideas

My favourite tiktoker comment in a tiktok about someone complaining about the filth that's on their FYP is "You built your FYP brick by brick".
If you have a problem with what you're seeing, then start telling the algorithm that you don't like those things, and it will catch on eventually.
Every now and then, tiktok suggests me "girls doing latest sexy meme dance" tiktoks, because someone that I follow for their other videos does those too. You just tell it that you're not interested, and it sorts itself out quickly.
My FYP is

zoomers that get memed on in the comments

leaf politics and culture

comedy, roasts, gags, skits

anglosphere commentary on politics and culture

Stop being a degen.

White people shouldn't be allowed to say dago or wop

Where's the anon? We need him to tap the sign.

The stories of a group of Londoners during the German bombing campaign of the British capital during World War II.

Will you be playing it?

I didn't even like RuneScape when it came out when I was in 6th grade

this is where i post from

i made 2 mistakes in connections today
i'm a failure

buns

you aren't a failure let me try really fast

i literally barely got it so don't feel too bad

I bought some Punjabi snack mix but idk bros it smells kinda stinky ...

i have been bad the last few weeks and have gained 6lbs
the sweet treats are too powerful and i want something sweet so bad but i can't i have to be good

Business idea: sell cocaine on the internet

Have the taste for sweetness removed from your tongue

i think other people are already doing this

forum,

well that just sounds miserable

the bait category really got me, shouldve known better
get ozempic

my motivation is girls. i fear one day i might not have anyone to shoot for
not that im shooting for anyone now, but i still have things recent sooo

8AM probably late enough so that i dont see people going to school like a weirdo. that post was unrelated to the last one but not the goodbye forum :c
it is time to be active, forum!

ozempic is stupid you just need to have discipline
i love sweet treats but i know i can't have them all the time otherwise they wouldn't be treats anymore

an idle mind is the devils playground

I’m starting to really dislike the new girl at work. She flirts with everyone, the married men especially, and even invited one of them to go to some hot springs with her for her birthday. When he told me about it, I took it upon myself to spread it to the company loudmouth and ensure everyone found out, which they did. Next shift I’ll tell her about how I heard people talking about her, and as a friend how I feel like she should know about it. And why? Two reasons primarily. The first is because I see homewreckers as subhuman. My main goal is to improve myself and work towards a home and family of my own, so seeing whores try and destroy someone else’s family genuinely repulses me. The second reason’s simply because my job is rather monotonous, and some tension and insecurity makes my shift a little more interesting.

British flags will be ignored.

certified good boy over here

That's a really cool character can you share anything about him

Is she hot

gossip is fun until it comes back to you
but i agree, she needs to quit being a skank and act like a professional hitting on married men is the lowest of the low honestly how would you feel if someone was flirting with your man bitch

Been wearing a hoodie as part of my bedclothes lately (I wear my "bedclothes" all day because I am a NEET).

sleeping medicine has been taken

my motivation is girls and not looking like a weirdo

Does it piss you off just thinking about it

love an oversized hoodie in autumn/winter

i fall asleep in my cosmic cuddle sometimes

Alexa, remind me to buy socks. its so cold!

me: *pissing, shitting, and cumming down the rabbit hole onto your bed*

Lads, should I become a parole officer? Might be a good way to make some use out of my so-called useless bachelor's degree. Seems to have solid benefits and isn't as dangerous as being a normal cop.

those are the guys that go and drug test people on parole right
sounds pretty dangerous still

how about being an onahole officer

It sounds kinda gay though. Aren't you mostly just dealing with people that are all but guaranteed to reoffend

What's a parole officer?

My shift partner stomps hella loud when he walks. It drives me nuts.

Pullover hoodies are infinitely better than zipups.

my dad was flatfooted so you would always hear him stomping around the house as a kid

the 30 minutes before i go to bed feels like torture sometimes like i should just go to bed 30 minutes earlier to save myself from the boredom but i dont want to do that

No sounds like a good awful job. Your job is to harass retarded low IQ felons with face tattoos.

youtube.com/watch?v=pPZDBF0kei0
You can't do this now. Because of woke

I have the flattest feet of anyone I know, but I walk softly.

do something fun for 30 minutes
im waiting for medicine to kick in and i'm gonna walk upstairs to bed
i say that but a lot of the time i end up falling asleep on the couch but i do make it to the bedroom like 90% of the time but i'm a living room dweller i don't know why

You can't do it now, because the song sucked shit, and somehow the music video is worse.

Looking for gifts to buy on Amazon.

Literally what this song is about
youtu.be/BjvfIJstWeg?si=JrWrgf-bXI_zLH1W

Why would woke block AGP tranime

i dont enjoy anything and i havent for years i simply float through the days waiting for my parents to die so i can kms, i take melatonin right before i lie down

love the cure the new album was very nice

getting blasts of anxiety out of nowhere and cant sleep

you should seek help for your untreated depression
i know everyone here hates it but my medicine saved my life honestly
therapy doesn't work for everyone but i finally felt happy and stable once we figured out what worked for me as far as medication goes
but anyway im going to bed good night

ive tried a slew of antidepressants and they made me feel like more of a zombie than i already am so i didnt really see the point, good night

Tired of feeling depressed? Smoke some opium

Smoke weed get high.

ate a whole bag of flavor blasted goldfish award

You need a stimulant medication, like Adderall.
t. knower

fatarse award

I bought my mom a hoodie (she's specifically been asking me for a sky blue hoodie), and I got my sister a Taylor Swift tshirt (she's going to go see her live next month). This came to $54.18, thanks Trudope!

Added too my shopping list, thanks for reminding me of their existence. Do you have any other recommendations for snackies? I’m also getting some soft baked cookies and making tzatziki

Canadians like surreptitiously letting everyone know they're Canadian by spelling words such as "colour" THE RIGHT WAY.

Abolish medicare

flavor blasted goldfish and buffalo wing cheez-its are my go-tos right now, but i have been known to eat an entire bag of sweet chili doritos or habenero lime kettle chips as well
for sweet treats i like frosted animal crackers, nutter butters, and yogurt pretzels, especially if you can find seasonal ones like peppermint chocolate pretzels
yes i am a manchild, i had a salad with my goldfish thoever to whom it may concern

illegal anon wants to take away his own benefits before he enters the country

Odd but based.

dying with a smile on my face and a boner on my cock

a boner on my cock

GAAAAAAAAAAY

*flatlines*