LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
theoretically could you get a girl to poo in sub zero temperatures let it freeze half way out her arse and then get on your knees suck it like it's her cock
What's your favourite Kate Bush song?
I am a sick man. ... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I believe my liver is diseased.
I feel a lot more at home in this city than I do back in Birmingham, if you catch my drift...
i hate cans lass. why doesnt she show us her fanny behind that can
nth for the holodem
She can't, lad
That can is stuck in her twat
its actually a cheeky knob as thick as the stella can x
im a big fan of cloudbusting, somewhere in between, and wild man
youtube.com
still think of the schizo i used to visit who would play this on repeat every night. cant believe it never occurred to me that he might be suicidal
bsky.app
is he our guy?
:)
wonder what cans lass would think if she discovered she was a meme here and we've all had a wank to interracial fantasies of her taking jungle bbc
Other news is I did 25k steps today as part of that fucking step challenge shite they do at work
My legs are sore, lads
Rorke's nan living in a care home rotting away on her own and being tortured by wogs
Rorke using AI and technology to cope with his loneliness
just scranned me scran
First time i saw it i was literally mesmerised
youtube.com
thats a asian not a n
youtube.com
better than the kate bush song
strangers things nonce
friend tells me his girlfriend reads erotic books
thinks this is hilarious
is this normal?
Paedophile jailed for nine years, starts crying during sentencing
saw a load of them eating food with their hands outside an ethopian cafe earlier
25k
Never done this many myself.
mad how people don't have better things to do
dont know how you find time to get 25k steps in
isn't that like 2 hours plus of walking about?
anime
I would do this with Emma Watson.
Are they old? I think it's pretty normal for women 30+ to read that stuff. Knew a hot girl that wrote bizarre fanfiction romances
olivia coleman could still get it
haha yeah that's toomuch of a commitment.
Right, back to posting webms of women pooing on camera
peaky blinders framed picture above the stairs in my new build
coleman's mustard could still get it
just go for a 30-40 minute swim instead
remember october 7th in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
fucking LOVE this on sausages
didn't know what to scran for tea and this might just be the ticket
they are in the 20-25 age range
Turkey Teeth status?
en.wikipedia.org
Bluff Park, Hoover, Alabama
Lovers Leap, DeSoto Caverns, Childersburg, Alabama
Lovers' Leap, Tombigbee River Mile 96, Jackson, Alabama
Noccalula Falls Park, Gadsden, Alabama
Lovers Leap, Green Forest, Arkansas
Lovers' Leap, Greenwood, Arkansas
Lovers Leap, Levesque, Arkansas
Lovers Leap, Knights Ferry, California, alongside California Highway 120
Lover's Leap, Lake Tahoe, California
Quincy, California, off Buck's Lake Road
Vail, Colorado, name of a run on Blue Sky Basin
Lovers' Leap Bridge and State Park, New Milford, Connecticut
Lover's Leap, Yonah Mountain, Georgia
Rock City, a roadside attraction in Lookout Mountain, Georgia
Two Lovers Point (Puntan dos Amantes) in Dededo, Guam
Spirit Lake, Idaho
Lover's Leap Pere Marquette State Park, Grafton, Illinois
Lover's Leap, Franklin Creek State Natural Area, Franklin Grove, Illinois
Starved Rock State Park, Illinois
Lover's Leap, Carrsville, Kentucky
Lovers' Leap, Natural Bridge State Resort Park, Slade, Kentucky
Lovers' Leap Park, Bangor, Maine
Cumberland Narrows, Maryland
Purgatory Chasm State Reservation, Massachusetts
Lovers Leap, Hannibal, Missouri
Lover's Leap, The Palisades, Weehawken, New Jersey
Philmont Scout Ranch, outside Cimarron, New Mexico
Blowing Rock, North Carolina
Lover's Leap, Hot Springs, North Carolina
Lover's Leap, located along Oklahoma State Highway 10 and the Illinois River in Tahlequah, Oklahoma
Eagles Mere, Pennsylvania
Lover's Leap Trail, in Custer State Park, Custer, South Dakota
Lovers' Leap, in Cameron Park, Waco, Texas
Lover's Leap, in Lynn, Massachusetts
Lover's Leap, in Washington County, Utah
Lovers' Leap in Patrick County, Virginia, about 10 miles (16 km) west of Stuart on U.S. Highway 58
Natural Tunnel State Park, Duffield, Virginia
Lovers' Leap, Turn Point, Stuart Island, Washington
Lovers' Leap Hawks Nest State Park, Fayette, West Virginia
Maiden Rock, Wisconsin
Whitetop Mountain, Washington County, Virginia
Normally would only get around 15k daily
Two hours of walking isn't really much
I take the long way to the toil so that's about 40 minutes each way then a 30 minute walk at 2pm
might apply to this job at meta
I'm Indo-European.
not playing the new witcher game not playing as a woman because im not a tranny
been trying to do more walkberging but only get about 7-8k if i walk an hour
must need to speed up
CSAM officer?
Same
odd
i did 34k in the middle of the work day in may 2023. toilberg didnt send me any messages so i just went out and walked. was scared in case i got a work call the whole time but i thought fuck it if that happens ill just call a taxi no matter what it would cost it would better than getting sacked
katy huffing dat galaxy gas in cronem's stolen range rover
Apparently my father has skin cancer. I've spent an hour trying to convince my sister to not send him an email wishing him the best
he has what he deserves
he has what he deserves
did he finger your arse when you were a kid or something?
was he a bad father?
im never saying the nigger word again
no new likes on the dating apps in 2 days. it's over for me.
Grandma has had skin cancer for like 50 years and she's fine just has to wear big hats outside and long sleeves
Might troon out
ktim except 4 months
What should replace GDP as the most import metric/metrics a country uses?
Living Wage
House prices to average wage ratio
Cost of pint vs minimum wage
Fertility Rate
my father has skin cancer
white population
Percentage of forest cover and access to clean water
never used dating apps meself
do you need to put shirtless pictures showcasing your muscles to get matches?
reckon this is the most ive done in one day
cant remember what i was doing then
An awful father and a shit man. Dragged me into this world and didn't raise me in any real way. Actively undermined me and conspired against me. I realised that I'll have the opportunity to insult him at his funeral
His first and only son thinks he's an irredeemable twat
Yeah it's annoying that it's only skin cancer
for me it's celtic's own niggerless coon
shitbox is being repaired if they DARE charge over £300 i shan't be returning
yeah, but did he finger your arse though?
might troon in
Ever shag you up the arse?
yeah yeah
we've found a new property for you on Rightmove
already sold STC
what the fuck is the point
useless CUNTS
oh no, the slippy s curved baton is getting smeared with cocoa oil
Sohee, is a South Korean actress and former singer
lol
she was shit in train to busan
Actively undermined me and conspired against me
How so?
Bleak
mad how avril lavigne dated tyga
would you rather be welsh or scottish
regularly clock in at 35k+ max i think was 50k doing long nightclub sessions/festival then after party
No, I would not.
dead
step posting is the new salary posting
did the man put one foot in front of the other?
no
Phineas Float
hes got an s curved baton
ive def done more than 34 but i dont record it . phone just does it passively and is really bad at presenting the information cba looking it all up
incel walks are my thing
wonder how my life would have differed if i ate my dinner as a young lad. Reckon not eating right limited my genetic potential in many ways
Scottish 100%. Epic lore, epic place, and im Presbyterian
ye i am just counting from the health app on iphone too didn't even know about it until the other year lmao
average night out at a nightclub (go to techno mostly) is around 35k, especially long sessions go up to around 50k
who's this fat old maam
if you say bad things about your dad at his funeral everyone is going to think eh shagged you. so in the end he gets the last laugh because you a victim
i'd rather be GAY
I still never get 2000 calories a day on average
nicotineberg completely wrecking my appetite
hit 50k steps once but it was when i was in poland so i was just walking all day. poland is a lovely place btw. very nice to walk around.
how do you construct the int catalog url with the /brit/ search query?
im already scottish
25,000 steps isn't that much. I do 20,000 on a slow work day, 30,000 when it's busier, and that's without accounting for walking dogberg when I get home
remember doing massive walks when trying to hatch eggbergs on pokemon go
got chaturbate on
Longest I ever actually did was somewhere in the high 70k
I think around 78kish
Don't ask
Don't fucking ask
Fucking 'ooh let's decide who wins by walking the most on Sunday'
Fucking wankers
Was worth getting €100 tho
I do at least 20k steps a day at work.
category?
it's literally 3 hours a day of walking
can't walk far without my shins burning
you were born a mong
doesnt make a difference waht you eat
i shagged a fat chaturbate streamer with massive chebs
did 400k steps yesterday
rorke the typa nigga to hear a spooky campfire and go "knock it off guys randy roughnuts isnt real" but later that night randy shows him just how rough his nuts really are
timmy cope x
I hardly ate as a kid/teen but now people say I eat a lot
Utter bollocks. I walked from deep brooklyn to manhattan and it was 50k max. Took all day
deepthroat
wanking dogberg when you get home more like
dirty bugger
love sleeping me
based walk
I wouldn't mind either but I have respect for the Scots because it's cold up there and they just get on with it
walking is for fatties and boomers. I roon 20k steps minimum a day
Is it really true the blasphemy against islam just became a crime in the UK? Can someone please reassure me I'm being tricked or it's wildly exaggerated? I can't take much more man genuinely.
Isn't too hard, lad
You set out around 5am, you stop around 10pm
Just pacing yourself
And of course, play an hour or two of the kickabout at a park
Why did his dumb parents let him go
obviously not mongo
Longest I ever actually did was somewhere in the high 70k
I think around 78kish
Alri literal leprechaun
looks like a timmy
i dont actually do that many steps when i'm on holiday because so much is stop starting with restaurants gallerys/going in buildings
listened to 450 steps tracks yesterday
not that much then is it
didn't know they made that many songs
would walk more but goutberg gets me on the ropes in my big toes
i get this when running never while walking or dancing tho
loading up the redpill launcher to fire some truth bombs
can I quit vaping without actually binning it?
what if I put it in the cupboard
alri bluff king hal lad
just another part of you in the closet
En passant.
Luv em x
why is rimming so popular these days? will girls really just go to town on your stinky ringpiece whilst sucking you off, just because they think it's the done thing?
A brush fire destroyed his house in Laurel Canyon in 1979. Mayall lost 2,000 hours of video-taped movies, 16th century antiques, a pornography collection dating from the 1800s and his diaries written over 25 years.
His sister Pam
Works in the shop
She never stops
She's a go getta
erm
not sure you can feasibly rim a lad while sucking on his willard
Belgian.
had my ex rim me
new gf doesn't like it
but good thing it's been normalised
the pornographic jew has normalised it in porn but i can't imagine common shaggers are eating each others rings on the reg
mad how their next goal is to make piss and piss clean ups normal in porn based on my observations
no bird is going near my brown eye
The done thing? Idk that phrase
Like the trendy thing?
Might buy a cheap laptop to play the video gaming entertainment at the toil
PURE SATIRE
U
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A
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Cheers lad x
yes zoomerslags only have porn addict men to choose from so have to do all that stuff
corrr a good handy is 10x better than sex
tried to force me to abandon a beloved pet because he didn't want to risk me moving back in for a few weeks and bringing the pet, actively discouraged me from going to uni because he didn't want to risk me moving back in for the duration, threatened to knock me out and bragged about it to my sister, never involved me in anything he was involved in and had no interest in any activities or conversation with me
evil man who's getting what he deserves
youtube.com
been rinsing this macross cover by mika's VA
NEW
x
erm
bit embarrassing that
i have taken poison
Christians were and are so mentally ill
One of my employees is a beer snob. No other way to put it. Its his 30th this weekend and everyone chipped in to buy him a few gifts with one being a case of his favourite beer which they don’t sell in this country anymore so had to get it sent over from Ireland. As a joke though we wrapped a crate of fosters up for him.
We give him his gifts and we wrote on the label “we know it’s your favourite”. He opened it and we all kept a straight face. He looked around we all kept a straight face and then he exploded and said we are all wankers and none of us actually know him and he’d never drink that piss etc etc. it went on that long most people started to file away out of embarrassment and then his best work mate said “that was a joke this is what we really got you”. It was like a shit sitcom and no one said anything as he opened it and then we all just went about our day and no one has mentioned it lol.
Let go and forgive him
What was the beer you can't get there, lad
Also he doesn't sound very fucking Irish
stroke counting is the new step counting
are you not walking in those places too? i done like 20k steps just in one interior (it was a mine)
if you're doing this you might as well go all in and get a p-spot vibrator in ya
I should forgive an evil brain damaged man because of a mentally ill religion that neither of us believes in?
Actually I have no idea what he believes in. All he's told me is that he's a freemason who believes that freemasonry has existed since the beginning of time, and that evolution is "just a theory"
Licking someones arsehole is normal
did he interfere with your arsehole though?
wouldnt let a bird near my arse. it's like fucking velcro down there. every time i wipe, the bog roll gets all tore up and falls onto the floor in small twists and rolls that i have to pick up and put in the toilet. cant even fathom how much shite is gathered around my ring after a day or two without a shower.
This is actually pretty mad. I'd quit out of shame if that happened to me
We need more brown people not speaking English in this country, get them housed and get the fucking men wanked
Lol. What a cunt
No I'm saying making up a fairytale about it and torturing people to death over it is mentally ill
why not?
I need my eyes.
I forgive everyone instantly I have 0 capacity to hold grudges. Never been genuinely angry with someone in my life
I never understood why we demonize Stalin I like him out of all Soviet leadership
the economy demands it
Some disgusting creatures here. I'm clean shaven and wash my arse with hand-wash on folded toilet roll. We're species apart
FOY ESL
Right lads, off ta bed for me
Says the arsehole licker. You wanna come over and taste what i had for dinner last night? Ya sick freak.
So you're a bootlicking pushover?
I'll be honest, I often fantasize about having a girl lick my arsehole and I'd be more than willing to lick a girl's ringpiece myself
desperately hope they all die soon
just learned my gf of 5 months has had 4 abortions im seriously considering ending it
Mika AND Ruria-chan~ on /brit/ sugoi
Nao is lovely, them serene chunes are where it's at x
Wouldn't wish my arse on my worst enemy.
it's an oriface for waste material
fosters is Australian for beer
so what who are you trying to impress nobody gives a shit
mate of mines gf was some sort of ice skater mascot for an ice hockey team
found out she once let four lads gangbang her after a game and got pregnant by a mystery creampie and she aborted it
still married her
oh grow up incel
Nope just an understander. I see people for what they are, pathetic and lost creatures like myself looking for unconditional love.
grim
le based christian moralism :D
Clint Eastwood
she's literally cursed
shame they changed the wiki page for anilingus, it used to offer aer lingus as an alternative page lmao
not finding a girl that has a younger, underage sister
not raising said sister to be the perfect innocent untouched pure virgin you can marry at 18
not leaving her older sister for her
Lad, you got some learning to do
grim
considering
If she's repentant don't leave yet, if she's not then get rid of that has gas chamber of a womb
im pro choice but its seriously rattled me for some reason ive shagged about a bit and so has she but im sort of in shock
my ex broke up with me for the potential to get back with her ex who treated her like absolute shit, just because his dad was rich. She even asked Google to make the decision for her
I'm "other"
SCMAREAINGING
rorke twerking to pink pony club
socramegnin
sounds like you dodged a bullet mate
Dame Edna Everage's musky tuppence
scsathsdhr
We live in a society
janny wtf
council painted over the graffitti on the footbridge only for someone to spray it again
The way she blows
Buzz.
The ai bot has noticed that other post got replies so has joined the fray with a similar post. This place is utter dogshit.
ummy what did he do
Imagine the amount of times she's been shagged on that sofa.
Legs up in the air, some bloke digging into her like a jackhammer
Ariana Grande supports the LGBTQ+ community x
the vtuber i liked turned out to have a boyfriend so let's just say i know how you lads feel
Blame your Dad for not being a rich and corrupt foreign ambassador
malky mackay sex arse stuck at customs
idiot
-2 freshmeat about to get cracced open x
lol
mad how shes basically legal loli to wank to if you go back through the years
she
her
um...
What does the + stand for?
need to see olivia's rodridgo
very hungry for mozzarella sticks all of the sudden
ummer
?
ummy
funny how heatheryank can't help but start pedo posting while doing his little vpn flag avatar samefaggotry
umposter on a madone
im literally like a lizard
just immobile watching the thread get updated with lifeless eyes
maybe a post will catch my attention like a fly does to a lizard and ill sit forward and post something
but most of the time, no
"liking" a vtuber was your first mistake
playing skyrim in bed
you cannot fathom being this comfy
was at work today and remembered that lad from a few days ago who said "gay porn burger for tea" and spluttered out loud at my desk
lol that was me
glad you liked it x
Dating apps don't work for me. There have been two girls I was hitting it off with but after I suggested meeting up they stopped responding.
sisterberg thinks we shouldn't put the dishwasher on timer to run in the middle of the night because it leaves the console light on
the light which probably uses 0.00001kWh per year
environmentalism is a brain disease man. I just said do what you like and walked away
ktim
just a dead-eyed ghoul waiting patiently to go back to work me
have you ever kissed her in a non-sibling way
I'M ON A MEXICAN WOAHHHH RADIO
Fucking Greeks.
how many hours do you have clocked in that game
not even funny, but now i'm laughing at it too
ummy
think shes ever been BLACKED raw? thinks she owns a BLACK dildo?
got a big one
um
probably a 1000 in total
the big questions
umming inside umposters ummy
Genuinely believe I would have fared in life if I had simply visited a prostitute when I was 16
16 clumsy and shy
it worked for rod stewart
what else are they for? not like they do anything interesting
tweaking umposters' nipples
um ...
16 wanking and gay
My arm hair and my head hair.
Phasekeks...
just a typed that this notification popped up
Perfect timing x
umposter is gagging for it
what did Paul McCartney declare after a pissing contest by members of the Beatles?
that's PB, PB alri
wonder if my favourite poster is in right now x
I am.
hiyaa
As I*
if it's really you post the gimmick of yours that I like
grangle grangle
Not sure what that has to do with what I said about my ex
not just liking, but fancying ("liking")
do you get upset when an actress you like has a boyfriend?
Never make demands of me you foul beast.
may i have your extremely racist takes on this photograph?
the gimmick of yours that I like
don't like any actresses
give us a hint xx
my smart watch always thinks I'm suddenly exercising whenever grangler posts because it spikes my blood pressure so much
grim
what do you even do for that long
i felt like i had done everything by 100 h
this is multiple playthroughs over 14 years tbf
NEW
New
mostly shuffling and standing
even going quickly through an art gallery not gona be more than 2k steps an hour