I was raised Episcopalian, my parents raised me to hate the religion of Catholics, Evangelicals, Protestants, baptists, Calvinists, Presbyterians, and Nondenominational christians.
What do you think of Episcopalians in your country?
God hates the world because the world is evil and was made by the Devil. Repent or perish
thank god for dead soldiers
i don't know what an Episcopalian is and they must be very rare in this country.
what is an Episcopalian and how do their beliefs differ from that of other denominations?
Every Episcopalian priest I’ve met has been an open homosexual
It’s a nice religion in theory but it amounts to gay men larping as high church priests and then very liberal ideology and theology
Episcopalians are what Anglicans in America call themselves. I'm not sure if they consider the King a religious leader but otherwise it's the same.
were they hot?
i’m catholic and i don’t hate any christians
The king is not a part of episcopalianism since the american revolution
we already had this thread
God is going to destroy the world.
At the end of days, all souls will return to God, and then the bodies of all the dead will be raised.
The body of the wicked will be raised, and his immortal soul will testify against him, his limbs will testify against him, his tongue will testify against him, his heart will testify against him, and then the body will be destroyed in a searing fire.
And all the souls, saints, and angels in heaven will laugh while the bodies of the wicked scream in pain and agony before their destruction.
why are you remembering threads ?
I was raised a non-denominational-baptist-episcopalist-anabaptist-methodist-neocalvinist-pseudomennonite-pentecostalist-burgerist from the church of Chattanooga, sponsored by McDonald's, my parents raised me to hate 99% of Christians or something
yes, the vast majority of “christians” are going to hell, you need to read the gospels
I’m protestant and i hate catholicism
Gay and retarded like a lot of Mainline Protestant churches these days. I guess its appealing for very liberal people that like the Catholic aesthetic but not the theology, other than that I don't get the appeal.
what is your opinion on god sending natural disasters and killing dead soldiers?
Episcopalians pray to saints and angels
The appeal is having priests that dont rape and molest your kids en masse like they do in the catholic church
Catholic priests keep raping the children of the world both physically and spiritually
it is the modern day whore of babylon
There is no such thing as Anglicanism. It was just a trick by a king who was crazy about women and wanted to remarry. This should be seen as closer to a political system than a religious one.
These Weird American Cults Are Scary
t. Enrico Spickotizzi
t. joe biden
Episcopalianism started because of the American Revolution
your current pope is american lmao
yeah mutts be really like that lol
Yes I do believe the devil created the world, that souls reincarnate, and i pray to the saints and angels
I also pray to the sun, moon, and stars
your current pope is a “mutt”
shitalians will never recover
Never heard of it. Is it a type of Indian?
We have Native Americans and East Indians in our denomination
There are also Celtic, Norse, greco roman pagans who are in the episcopal church
Episcopalians believe in evolution and the big bang theory
I find Anglicans/Episcopalians and Lutherans to be the best middle ground between Catholicism and Protestantism
evolution
does not go against Christian theology or the idea of creationism
big bang
literally first theorized by a Catholic priest
catholics teach masturbation is a mortal sin that will damn you to hell unless you confess it to their priest
teen boys are told to talk about their sexual history to old grown man
hes a catholicuck like you
schizo christian extremists are based. i hate redditors and europeans. europeans are especially cringe because they already defeated christians but still seethe endlessly. its like they want christians to oppress them
I wouldnt say im an episcopalian “extremist” but i do rejoice in all of god’s judgements against evil humanity
Catholicism is more of a cult than Episcopalianism is, to be honest
We call them Episcopagans
no such thing
they exist
for rosbif diaspora, yes
so it is a thing in your country
outlier
outliers still means it exists in your country
Theres an Episcopalian cathedral in Paris
Americans built an Episcopalian church in the heart of Catholic Rome lol
how will eurocucks cope?
Reminder that OP literally prays to Moloch and doesn't even deny it.
At my local Episcopal church, there is a parishioner who is an Episcopagan and venerates Norse and Celtic gods.
we have wiccans too.
There are Episcopalian churches in Norway
why are europeans so cucked?
They are Anglican
which is in communion with the american episcopal church which i am a member of.
They are in communion with the Lutheran church of Norway too.
arent you a calvinist and not even a lutheran lol.
???
are you a lutheran or a calvinist? you cant be both.
I'm a member of the evangical church, but I'm a non-believer. Also, I don't care, lutherans, calvinists, catholics, they're all mentally deranged.
what do you think about dead soldiers?
I don't care. What's up with the weird non-sequiturs, anon?
your a member of this false church?
en.wikipedia.org
your
American education.
Evangelical_Lutheran_Free_Church_of_Norway
No, I'm a member of the church of norway (which everyone are by default at birth).
what about muslims born in norway, do they automatically get registered by default lol.
They used, to but they changed that in the 2000s some time I believe. Now it follows whatever the parents are registered as IIRC.
lol what a retarded system, im glad america has separation of church and state since the 1700s unlike retarded scandinavians.
Okay. I literally don't care and neither do most Norwegians. You need to be a member of the church if you want to marry in a church.
That's like 8 people lol.
8 people who went to hell and will never come back.
Thought you didn't go to hell until judgement day, and also according to this you literally get reborn and reincarnated so who cares?
Also, I thought God was all powerful and could destroy entire armies and then he didn't manage to kill off more than like 8 people? lol
hell is the grave where the body goes.
those bodies will all be destroyed eternally on judgement day.
Each soul gets like 100000000 bodies, so who cares?
dont worry a lot more reprobate norwegians will end up in hell than just those 8 people lol.
Episcopalians
Evangelicals, Protestants, baptists, Calvinists, Presbyterians, and Nondenominational
the average person has never heard of any of this here. Christian = catholic, and everything else is some northern euro schizo bullshit probably
I love God so much for killing those dead Norwegian soldiers in Afghanistan.
Oh no, not all 8 of them LMAO
All powerful my ass.
I guess God loves Norwegian soldiers more than he loves American ones.
american chads built an episcopalian churc in the heart of paris
en.wikipedia.org
eurocucks will never recover.
god hates both the european soldiers and the american soldiers
he is responsible for every tragedy in this world.
all those dead norwegian soldiers are in hell right now and will never come back.
god hates both the european soldiers and the american soldiers
he is responsible for every tragedy in this world.
Then why only 8 of them? Why not every single one of them? Is he impotent or what?
all those dead norwegian soldiers are in hell right now and will never come back.
They're probably reincarnated by now according to your own chart so literally a nothingburger.
he killed those eight norwegian soldiers to demonstrate his glory on behalf of the elect.
Pretty puny demonstration considering how he supposedly drowned the entire world in the past? Are his powers waning or something?
oh dont worry god will kill everyone in the world at some point in the future.
Two more weeks, amirite?
That's the gayest thing I've heard all day. Thought homosexuality was a sin, anon?
sodomy (anal and oral sex) is a sin according to the bible. yet lesbianism is never condemned, nor is two men kissing or hugging.
What does your non-biblical episcopalian scripture say?
lgbtq+ people are welcome.
look up on google "trond andré bolle" dead norwegian soldier killed in afghanistan.
Why? Who cares about some boomer soldier that died before half of this board was even born?
to see all the ways how angry god is punishing evil humanity with his mighty hand.
Seems pretty impotent if the best thing he could do was off 8 of like 1000 soldiers or so that went to afghanistan. At least you could bring up the kids that got shot by Breivik if you want to larp as edgy.
Actually the real number is 9200, apparently. snl.no
Seems to me that God hate cars and pedestrians way more than he hates soldiers.
dont worry all those other norwegian soldiers will die at some point too
See God is more eager to kill kindergartners in traffic than he is to kill soldiers. Why don't you make God hates kindergartners and toddlers your slogan instead?
i already told you god hates everyone
Then why are faggots welcome in his church?
He hates children MORE than he hates soldier, since he's killing more of them.
everyone is welcome to our church even though god hates everyone and most people will end up damned in hell
damned in hell
I thought the grave was hell and literally all bodies go there?
no he hates everyone since everyone will die, retard
Reminder that OP prays to Moloch
no he hates everyone since everyone will die,
So why bother looking up dead soldiers from two decades ago at all then retard?
sometimes i pray to Jupiter and saturn
Figures
to laugh at dead soldiers of course
My parents and grandparents are or were Anglican-Catholic. As a child, I was not educated in Christianity past the very very basics. I like that Anglicanism does not have many of the corruptions of the Roman Church. But it is still built upon Aristotelian substance ontology, which I believe is wrong. If there was a synthesis of Anglicanism with Neoplatonic ontology, so that it is similar Orthodox, but less dogmatic, maybe I could believe it.
Wrong. There were many reforms to Anglican theology and liturgy after that event.
You should laugh at everyone even yourself because you will also die.
i laugh at anyone i wamt
You should laugh at literally everyone, because you're supposed to rejoice in ALL of God's judgements, and not only a few selected. Remember, it's a sin to feel sad or bad, you must rejoice. It's God's will.
i do laugh when i think about how everyone will die and how everybody will burn in the lake of fire
Including yourself? God hates you.
i love god and all his judgementts
Good. Now post your name so we all can share and rejoice and laugh at the thought of you burning in the lake of fire.
first post your name
Lol, coward.
lol at dead norwegian soldiers
lol at you screaming in the lake of fire while everyone laughs
lol at those norwegian soldiers screaming in the lake of fire while everyone laughs
Made the Moloch worshipper seethe, lol.
You mean Anglican? In my opinion high Anglicanism is peak Christianity, all the best bits of Catholicism without the shit bits, I've been to quite a lot of services at my local cathedral and they're kino.
Don't you trust in your God's judgement?
all 8 of them, lmao
there will be more than eight in the future
Yes, it will be 9 including you. :D
there will be more than 9, including you
Doubt it, your God seems pretty impotent tbqh. Couldn't kill more than 8 out of 9200 apparently.
Also, if God hates soldiers then why did Jesus heal Malchus when Simon Peter chopped his ear off?
because some of those roman soldiers were gonna repent and some were needed to execute judgements against jerusalem
some
You mean God didn't know beforehand which of them?
Also, why does God need soldiers to execute judgements? I thought he controlled natural disasters.
he executes his judgements in numerous ways
be omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient
still need humans to do your work
Maybe that’s why he didn’t kill more Norwegian soldiers? Norwegian soldiers will be God’s soldiers and cleanse the world.
if that is gods will, it is gods will. all i know is that those dead norwegian soldiers are in hell right now and i will laugh for god allowing that to happen.
You’re supposed to laugh at literally everything including if your foot gets amputated so I don’t know why you keep repeating that as if I somehow care about some dead boomers from 20 years ago.
i laugh at all the dead soldiers around the world throughout history.
Why only soldiers? Why not laugh at your parents and siblings burning in the lake of fire while everyone laughs?
because dead soldiers are explicitly in the bible part of gods judgements.
But everyone dies and goes to hell. Gos hates everyone.
You were born in sin
yes but dead soldiers are an explicit sign from god of his beautiful judgements on earth.
Then why does he kill so few of them compared to everyone else? 8 people 20 years ago.
I mean he turned two entire cities in to salt rocks for being fags.
there are tons of dead soldiers every year.
Not compared to people who die in traffic accidents.
God hates pedestrians.
I'm gonna pray to Mars and Venus.
Isn’t mars the Roman god of war?
mars is a planet in the sky.
Named after the Roman god of war.
ok so what, the angels of god appeared to the pagan gentiles in numerous forms.
baal, moloch, remphan, mammon, abanddon are angels
you should worship angels
I bet you pray to lucifer too then, he’s also an angel.
the devil was created as a demon, no where in scripture does it say he was ever an angel of god.
angel just means messenger.
The Bible literally talks about angels who fall from grace and who have children with the females of men.
no those were the sons of seth who mixed with the daughters of cain.
Also when did you care about the Bible? You said it doesn’t apply to Christians. Only the new commandments do.