W*rhammer is obnoxious fucking soylord dogshit...

W*rhammer is obnoxious fucking soylord dogshit, an entirely vapid collection of childish aesthetics smashed together with no discernible rhyme, reason or intent and it should be illegal even to speak of it in your country

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for me its eldar

[insert political take here]

NOBODY CARES WHAT KIND OF DIY BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP ASS GRIMDARK FUNKO POPS YOU BUY

Yes but you have another pretext to make fun of people that way

Tau Empire for me.

they got big elf titties tho and they shoot ninja stars out of their guns. you sound really boring to be around

YOU ARE FUCKING UNTERMENSCH
THE SCUM OF THE FUCKING EARTH
YOUR EVERY WAKING MOMENT SHOULD BE CONTROLLED BY THE STATE, YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE GIFT OF AUTONOMY
IMAGINE WASTING ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY ON LITERAL FUCKING NONSENSE, ACTUAL FUCKING MEANINGLESS SCIENCE-FANTASY GIBBERISH THAT COULD ONLY IMPRESS AN IDIOT CHILD

Why are you yelling over a child's game

I get all my news about American issues from him.

BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ADULT
WE ARE ALL ADULTS
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO SEE OR THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT ANY POINT MOVING IN ADULT CIRCLES
BUT I DO
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU SUBHUMAN CONSUMERIST ZOMBIES FUCKING EVERYWHERE
NO HOBBY IS SAFE
RETARDED FUCKING CAPESHIT-SWILLING CHUD MANBABIES

Your house is dirty and full of roaches

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Don't care just asking why you're yelling . Weird ass nigga

BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY
FUCK
YOU

What do you expect? High art? A few regular blokes made it from inside their shed.

happens in my craftworld too :(

Ok

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what do you enjoy in life op? i dont like warhammer but its just a hobby. it makes people happy so whats the problem?

Damn nigga, who cares? Go play golf or something, old man

EVEN FUCKING MY LITTLE PONY HAS A MORAL, A PURPOSE FOR THE LITTLE GIRLS IT'S INTENDED TO EDUCATE
WARHAMMERFAGS ARE WORSE THAN BRONIES
YOU DESERVE YOUR OWN BARNEYFAG TO TORMENT YOU WHEREVER YOU GO, WHEREVER YOU DARE FUCKING MENTION THAT FUCKING SHIT SUNDAE OF A PROPERTY (YES, A PROPERTY, NOT A STORY, NOT A CREATIVE WORK, A FUCKING MEANINGLESS PRODUCT)

But you are the one who mentioned it, anon
YOU made the thread

I WAS PROVOKED

By who? Asmonig?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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please answer op, im actually curious?

THE LORD OF THE RINGS AND FUCKING MY WIFE

lord of the rings is fun!! what made you so angry about warhammer tho? just too dominant culturally right now?

warhammer

childish aesthetics

Are you a certified retard? Go buy a new Nintendo and play your Animal Crossing, lol.

YOU ARE THE DULLEST FUCKING RETARD ON Anon Babble RIGHT NOW

Warhammer 40k is cringe
Warhammer fantasy (no age of SHITmar) is alright

This nigga watches mlp

I HAVE A YOUNG DAUGHTER YOU RETARD

Lord of the Rings is actual trash

yeepie the good guys win again through the power of friendship and stop le generic evil bad wizard who's evil because... he just is!

what are you, 10 years old?
it's a poorly written overly long trilogy of mediocre films.

films

HANG YOURSELF YOU MOORSLIM APE

kek sure you do you brony faggot
how about you fuck off back to you furry fuck

trvkes hurt, bore of the rings fag

bore

YOU HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE AND THE ATTENTION SPAN OF YOUR SIMIAN BROTHERS IN AFRICA

You actually think I believe a girl found your weird ass fuckable. Stop the cap and get some hobbies

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO PLAYS WITH LITTLE FASCIST DOLLS ALL DAY

and you spend your free time screeching about your shitty fantasy movies, so no I don't think you're particularly smart

Show us your MLP figurines and plushes collection.

movies

KILL YOURSELF, MONKEY
KILL YOURSELF
DO THE RIGHT THING FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE PRIMATE LIFE

I don't play video games period I do normal ass shit later loser

I wish I could buy warhammer miniatures.
But it's too expensive in this infested shithole.

sports

lmao
Cringe.

YOU ARE A BLACK AFRICAN, IF NOT PHYSICALLY NEVERTHELESS IN SPIRIT

even if they weren't, do you think you really have the artistic skill to paint them well?

Ironically, you are the one acting like a child by throwing a tantrum.

Yes, I do. Perfection comes through practice

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SOVL

cool mini of an England National Football team fan

I CAN USE AS MANY CAPITAL LETTERS AS I LIKE ON Anon Babble

flies past

COCKSUCKING
CAPESHITTING
FASCIST MANCHILD

you are brown

And people can buy as many warhammer toy figures as they like. You are as much of a manchild as them.

Denounce the quran

DOGFUCKING
KIKE
FAT FUCK

MENTALLY HANDICAPPED
ISLAMIC
HUN

He saw an American poster yelling so he's trying to copy
I'll throw it weird insults and slang
Talk a certain way

Throw spaces between sentences at times

He's one of the ones who just copies Americans. A couple posters do it. Hell I got most of pol saying Troon years ago doing it and it spread
Troon is actually homosexual slang from San Francisco meaning "soldier I want to fuck"
It's a play off a who framed Roger rabbit joke
Now you can see all these people who hate transexuals using gay slang that means they find the guy hot.

Seethe more, schizo.
Warhammer is life.

brown
brown
brown
brown
brown

Warhammer fantasy is miles better than 40k
Kings

I've never identified with any faction of warhammer in particular.
I think most have something cool about them but nothing that captures my imagination.

Deathwatch for me
Xenos

To be fair, that's mostly because Fantasy was killed off before it could have its lore and setting get fucked sideways like whats been going on with 40K. 40K used to be a lot of fun, but its best to pretend the setting died around the end of DoW 2 Retribution.

I consider all the dumb gay stuff I don't like games workshop crackshipping headcanon and ignore it.

based

Anything that makes people like you mad is automatically a good thing THOUGH.