/BRIT/

Are george edish

BRAVE and STUNNING
yids are having a MELTY over this little girl rn...

Bet she has a nice tight little body under there

Top ten model train enthusiasts... Number four will surprise you!

His wife looks a bit young desu. None of my business

rachel evan wood by far the goat raped actress

Films about criminals
Films about dissociative identity disorder
Films about gang rape
Films about mental disorders
Films about murderers
Films set in 1983

Come and see not there or gran turino

You blind nigga

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I don't know why I hate lifting weights so much

thoughts on the irish?

CEOs should be raped more

neoliberal bull logging in

That cannot be good for you

he's pooing sideways now surely

timmy getting curious as to how those batondem that katy kept raving about feel

ffs adam

start doing this

fuckin 'ell, his arse is literally hanging wide open by the end, looks like one of those hush puppies

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LOL

Is Manchester worth a visit during August?

No

Me no speak english

come to glasgow. august is taps aff weather and i'll bum you

so this is leftypol

in edinbrugh in august can i walk around city centre with my tap aff?

just had a massive battle with a woman in a black Range Rover at a merge in turn point, it was my turn to merge in front of her but she kept pushing forward I battled it out for a quarter mile i was actually off the road for most of it but finally she gave up and let me in front.
I WON I WON IN MY LITTLE CLIO I WON!!

Only neds and junkies take their taps aff

sniffing my slippers

I hate weightlifing
I hate the gym
nothing about it feels good

only if you have proud they them mastectomy scars to show off

He ruffied his stepdaughter and molested her while she was unconscious
He was seen wearing body armor at a protest defending a "child drag show" in Tennessee

If there was a quarter of a mile to 'battle' it out in, then you were merging too early

CLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nope I merged at the point that 2 lanes go into 1 she wouldn’t let me in so like i said I was off the road for the quarter mile

I heard Glasgow smells bad, even by UK standards.

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can hear a poo goblin scurrying around outside

AHHHH I'M SO WEAK
10KG DFUMMBELL AND MY ARMS ARE BURNING

TOO WEAKKK

had one of those haircuts where you finally manage to give the barber just the right instructions, undershoot just right with the amount to chop so he doesn't scalp you. actually happy with the result. very rare thing.

What do you mean you were off the road
On the pavement?

scurrying silently

not sure if rekting your tyres being off read for quarter a mile is a W

Mad how there's a black guy outside just breaks into singing Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites outside and there's not a thing I can do about it

wtf greta kind of cute....

wtf it's sunny now

Another day of fuck all at work. dont even join meetings anymore

what about a sense of accomplishment and attractive underage women walking around?

it's a cornucopia . thats why you go abroad to experience sensations for al the senses

Don't poke the bear.
He'll take your entire arm off Keir.

Always thought she was Jewish

why is the title in caps it's proper annoying me

Bible.

I’ll get a picture it wasn’t a pavement

why did we stop sucking golf balls

would scran that

set in stone huh

I'm staying out of school until you stop climate change!

*turns 18

Oh actually I can't go to work because of...uh Palestine I guess. Yeah let's go with that

deary me leftypol
why do you refuse to do an honest day's work

Hitler.

forbidden spaghetti

um

I was on those lines on the right idk what they are called

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Very good.

ever worry that you say poo so much on here that you accidentally blurt it out irl

what will it be

Bathory.

think I'm going to live healthily from now on

ur not supposed to drive on those. you wer ein the wrong idiot

blurting a poo

bicep curls done
hammer curls done
next for triceps
i hate this

got two weeks worth of spunk in my balls

Eastern Jews.

fuck i'm sweating
why are my legs sweating
not even using them
too fat

You are a faggot and you are not listening.

how many reps/sets lad
seen any results thus far?

*starts sucking you off*

um!!!

Believe it.

I did 3x12 with 10kg dumbbells
It's my first day
I'm tired

Fuck you I don’t get bullied anymore I was in the right position to merge everyone else did it I refuse to be bullied by a Range Rover just because my car is smaller

maybe you're in love

get the bike rode

mental that yank politicians literally make laws, buy stocks based on the laws, get the reap the profits and it's completely legal

Yes is should be illegal

Is that a thing with our politicians?

Most definitely but they are more subtle about it.

Theresa May's Husband and anti Brexit

Rees Mogg's being pro brexit

Amber Rudd's brother and Huawei

Gordon Browns brother and EDF

do you remember the first wank you ever had?

Faggot.

Yeah

none of them

keep at it lad
Also if I may recommend adding hammer curls (brachialis) as that is the biggest part of your arm
presuming your goal is looks

Very Europwan?

Wish I could orgasm without cumming

yes and I've told the tale more than once

wow my triceps are way weaker I will have to use both arms single arm tricep extension is a no go

yes I want jacked arms I did bicep curls and hammer curls, the hammer ones were easier to me

buy a dildo mate

Good lad just make sure you always go on the days youve chosen. NO EXCUSE to miss a session.

Pass.

Which would you recommend?

My arms are quite sexy after three years of consistent training. Got big bicep veins

where the fuck is all the pure satire? get it posted

honestly you'll understand everything after you read

preliminary materials for a theory of the young girl
an harangue from corrected slogans by the red crayola and art and language

you are mom

I want a fake gay job like creative director

sexy arms and bicep veins gonna be me one day
3 years is a long time fuck

shouldn't have eaten that old lasagna
pure fucking hubris

Good speed lad. Mine appeared after about a year. I think it's genetics

am i going to end up on a watchlist if I google this

anybody want an early new?

..yh

Retarded subhuman.

there is a poo that never plops out
there is a poo that never plops out

reddit

Kek says the guardian is good.

New!

C'mon. How bad is it?

get off the gluten and dairy

name my band (no picture)

metallica - the shit that should not be

any good podcasts

*starts up the /brit/ karaoke mic*
alright alright alright welcome everyone to the /brit/ karaoke night, we are just getting started!!!

Best subjects rankings.

1. Maths
2. Geography
3. History
4. Science
5. Art

simple as

I miss karaokelad. He always sung my requests

nope, listen to audio books instead

I'm white, just been watching too much steve1989

3 years is a long time fuck

The way too think of it is going to the gym 4 times a week is just a compulsory part of your life.

Its why its crucial you dont do too much now and burn yourself out. You going to build up routine.

That's why going consistently and doing 3-4 exercises that arent too stressful is a million times better than a routine with 6+ exercises that you do to failure and are waaaay too stressful on your body and you end up ultimately quitting after around 12 weeks and never go back

I prefer to read books

1. History
9999. Everything else

steve1989

who

woman take me in your arms
FUCK ME BABY

What?

quite the poo indeed

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French Russian War.

More than 5,000 of England’s most sensitive, rare and protected natural habitats are at high risk of being destroyed by development under Labour’s new planning bill, according to legal analysis of the legislation.

need liz kendal to wank me off

a small price to pay for diversity

Catching up on Gary Eats

200 year old johnny

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You get elliptical with me for one more second and i will CANCEL you

need mum to die already

you're not meant to keep it after you use it

toby

:(

Is toby a Gary Eats enjoyer too? Based

this is the consumerist, throw-away mentality that is killing our planet

end up ultimately quitting after around 12 weeks and never go back

ktim

Kemi Badenoch has comments blocked on instagram

oh my days
Starmer and Farage doesn't
In fact Ed Davey and Carla Denyer don't either, just her.
Not impressed. Not impressed at all.

Just got deja voo just now

New

why do they wear those ghastly wigs in 2025
Why is Britain so archaic

muh tradition

get fucked rorke

That means you're depressed

Maybe because she receives dacist abuse, rorke

hate the bloody sun why does it have to be so bright?

Your ancestors looking down from heaven wondering "Why hasn't he shagged yet?"

Bible.

Do a much easier routine and treat the gym as an obligation

Keir Starmer, JD Vance and Rowan Atkinson

Why do you have a problem with their wigs and not their robes

hull!

die, communist piece of shit

thought of wearing sunglasses ?

Carla Denyer

who

at the sum of all your experiences and past mistakes

Hull?

Oslo.

Hull

the robes are Anon Babble
I have a similar cape that I wear on special occasion
like if I'm going to Waitrose instead of Aldi

That Green Party dyke with the huge fucking head

sup crodie, how's di senpai

poo water

hull????questionmarkquestionmark

like you had the slightest clue you child molestor

Why don't you post pure satire anymore, Heatherchad?

Bet she has a huge bush

I unironically did think it was Hull (obviously a seaside city and I know about Hull from Larkin)

fucking hell

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*rorke googling hirsute definition*

sup crodie, pretty good, how about you

need an upper-middle-class oxbridge gf

ktim

proper dull day

Bible.

all bless crodie

Oh fuck it all

Correct, what a charming city. Doesn't feel like England in some ways. British but not English.

Brit tourist, 40, plunges to his death from third-floor Turkish hotel balcony day after 'argument with girlfriend'

Funny how Hull is in Quebec here

Bible. XD.

im a jacked gay scouser with a stem phd and yes i am technically "homeless"

love lewes me

toby xD

Doesn't feel like England in some ways. British but not English.

????
that's my stomping grounds you're dissing

it really has been

never been to the fireworks
would like to go

Literally we go insane.

haha...yeah...
*waddles away to talk to someone more interesting*

Reinhadd Heydrich's death anniversary tomorrow lads.

But if he stood and watched the frigid wind
Tousling the clouds, lay on the fusty bed
Telling himself that this was home, and grinned,
And shivered, without shaking off the dread

That how we live measures our own nature,
And at his age having no more to show
Than one hired box should make him pretty sure
He warranted no better, I don't know.

apparently the rise of sexy down syndrome women is happening before our very eyes

Where you at?

Love old market towns me
Bury St Edmunds
Godalming
St Albans
Chichester
Lewes

Wonderful.

Cairo

AI slop

*follows you* Yeah and they speak French mostly there despite it being right across the river from Ontario and lots of government offices are there simply mental isn't it?

All i did was

zoom in

See "Arco" sign

Search: "Arco office UK"

Results: "Hull"

Me: "Grim"

I mean it in a good way. It's like Hamburg or Rostock in Germany

Get them full of browns and new builds pronto

Irish diaspora when a scowling, khat-chewing Sudanese family of ten moves in next door:

hello, my dearies, how are you my treasures?

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Let's meet.

Proto-gf just posted a new guy on her Instagram. No comments at this time.

-Yanklad

I do not care for the Witcher franchise

don't care, it's pozzed

run club gf strat on hold as i cannot run as far as needed to join a run club. working on it

Where?

Might move to Hull

In a good place.

videogames are gonna get more realistic

Recommend you pivot to a climbing gf

hmm fair enough, I'll let you off this once but next time I'll sic the hull city psychos on you

At least 27 Palestinians killed by Israeli fire near aid centre, Gaza authorities say

looks bretty good

what took so long

most games are made poorly to maximise profit

Done em

I wish I had Beowulf head.

you can only attend if you're local they fucked with the trains

buttercrosses and lychgates

you can run for 30 minutes? that's 3k if going pretty slowly

Gazza mentioned

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nah running club strat is a shotgun approach. loads of people there. Climbing gf you're looking at low numbers.
Plus with climbing gf, they're expecting in shape lads so it's harder to stand out in that respect. runners all look like they're in a charity advert for starving kids in Africa, so my slightly above average muscularity is already a winner.

I am gonna cum in his mouth.

placing my testicles into the path of the run club

Irish diaspora fuming

they're human!!!!

um

um-bro

how are they fucked

gymtoil complete. used my new bear grips to good effect

scrantoil on the horizon

i did 15 minutes yesterday and it was the pain that stopped me

Haha. My ass.

Where was the pain

fucking UM

Try and guess my name

colin

phat batty on katy doe, yeh

sarah

Joey or Harry

Insane how much voiceover videogame work you can get just from having a british accent

Craig

quality thread here

albert

video for english audience

has unintelligible JF doing the narration

Why?

Castrated.

lewis

started in the shins. Felt it a bit in the feet too. Like every step started to come with a stabbing sensation. Calves were a bit tight too but that didnt bother me so much in isolation, was more just another bit of annoyance on top of the rest.

Mohammed

Doesn't /brit/ remind you of animal crossing, and we're the villagers?

None are right so far

you just know he be peekin

thank you for not filtering my post

Runners don't usually have great physiques but that's not what they're optimizing for. You say you can't run the necessary distance (whatever that is); you realize that average women routinely run marathons, and runngergirls can put up 5k times in the mid 20s? It might take you years to get to that level, assuming you ever do. There are loads of girls who climb and climbing loads on strength so as a man you'll start mogging females much quicker.

tom nook was the biggest jew that ever lived

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

When I was 16 I had a dream. It was to be happy in the future.

I just rawdog /brit/

Don't get your feathers all ruffled. Just chill.

Did it come true?

Yes.

he's not real

Might be an issue with which part of your foot strikes the ground

mashallah habibti

:)

running a marathon just for the excuse of pooing myself in public

not really desu

just filter stubs
might as well just not filter if you don't

fuck off and don't ever reply to me again

Elephants are known for their voracious appetite. The World Wildlife Federation found that they need to eat up to 150kg of food per day – the equivalent of 375 tins of baked beans.

Tf bro? I am a man. My name is Fares.

i'll look into it next run. ta lad x

Fares mate

maybe poachers have the right idea...

Yeah, man.

kekers

Indian in Spain.