Are george edish
/BRIT/
BRAVE and STUNNING
yids are having a MELTY over this little girl rn...
doing a read
en.wikipedia.org
Bet she has a nice tight little body under there
Top ten model train enthusiasts... Number four will surprise you!
His wife looks a bit young desu. None of my business
rachel evan wood by far the goat raped actress
Films about criminals
Films about dissociative identity disorder
Films about gang rape
Films about mental disorders
Films about murderers
Films set in 1983
Come and see not there or gran turino
You blind nigga
I don't know why I hate lifting weights so much
thoughts on the irish?
CEOs should be raped more
neoliberal bull logging in
That cannot be good for you
he's pooing sideways now surely
timmy getting curious as to how those batondem that katy kept raving about feel
ffs adam
start doing this
fuckin 'ell, his arse is literally hanging wide open by the end, looks like one of those hush puppies
LOL
Is Manchester worth a visit during August?
No
Me no speak english
come to glasgow. august is taps aff weather and i'll bum you
so this is leftypol
in edinbrugh in august can i walk around city centre with my tap aff?
just had a massive battle with a woman in a black Range Rover at a merge in turn point, it was my turn to merge in front of her but she kept pushing forward I battled it out for a quarter mile i was actually off the road for most of it but finally she gave up and let me in front.
I WON I WON IN MY LITTLE CLIO I WON!!
Only neds and junkies take their taps aff
sniffing my slippers
I hate weightlifing
I hate the gym
nothing about it feels good
only if you have proud they them mastectomy scars to show off
He ruffied his stepdaughter and molested her while she was unconscious
He was seen wearing body armor at a protest defending a "child drag show" in Tennessee
If there was a quarter of a mile to 'battle' it out in, then you were merging too early
CLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nope I merged at the point that 2 lanes go into 1 she wouldn’t let me in so like i said I was off the road for the quarter mile
I heard Glasgow smells bad, even by UK standards.
can hear a poo goblin scurrying around outside
AHHHH I'M SO WEAK
10KG DFUMMBELL AND MY ARMS ARE BURNING
TOO WEAKKK
had one of those haircuts where you finally manage to give the barber just the right instructions, undershoot just right with the amount to chop so he doesn't scalp you. actually happy with the result. very rare thing.
What do you mean you were off the road
On the pavement?
scurrying silently
not sure if rekting your tyres being off read for quarter a mile is a W
Mad how there's a black guy outside just breaks into singing Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites outside and there's not a thing I can do about it
wtf greta kind of cute....
wtf it's sunny now
Another day of fuck all at work. dont even join meetings anymore
what about a sense of accomplishment and attractive underage women walking around?
it's a cornucopia . thats why you go abroad to experience sensations for al the senses
Don't poke the bear.
He'll take your entire arm off Keir.
Always thought she was Jewish
why is the title in caps it's proper annoying me
oh my days bruv
Bible.
I’ll get a picture it wasn’t a pavement
why did we stop sucking golf balls
would scran that
set in stone huh
I'm staying out of school until you stop climate change!
*turns 18
Oh actually I can't go to work because of...uh Palestine I guess. Yeah let's go with that
deary me leftypol
why do you refuse to do an honest day's work
Hitler.
forbidden spaghetti
um
I was on those lines on the right idk what they are called
Very good.
ever worry that you say poo so much on here that you accidentally blurt it out irl
what will it be
Bathory.
think I'm going to live healthily from now on
ur not supposed to drive on those. you wer ein the wrong idiot
blurting a poo
bicep curls done
hammer curls done
next for triceps
i hate this
got two weeks worth of spunk in my balls
Eastern Jews.
fuck i'm sweating
why are my legs sweating
not even using them
too fat
You are a faggot and you are not listening.
how many reps/sets lad
seen any results thus far?
*starts sucking you off*
um!!!
Believe it.
I did 3x12 with 10kg dumbbells
It's my first day
I'm tired
Fuck you I don’t get bullied anymore I was in the right position to merge everyone else did it I refuse to be bullied by a Range Rover just because my car is smaller
maybe you're in love
get the bike rode
mental that yank politicians literally make laws, buy stocks based on the laws, get the reap the profits and it's completely legal
Yes is should be illegal
Is that a thing with our politicians?
Most definitely but they are more subtle about it.
Theresa May's Husband and anti Brexit
Rees Mogg's being pro brexit
Amber Rudd's brother and Huawei
Gordon Browns brother and EDF
do you remember the first wank you ever had?
Faggot.
Yeah
none of them
keep at it lad
Also if I may recommend adding hammer curls (brachialis) as that is the biggest part of your arm
presuming your goal is looks
Very Europwan?
Wish I could orgasm without cumming
yes and I've told the tale more than once
wow my triceps are way weaker I will have to use both arms single arm tricep extension is a no go
yes I want jacked arms I did bicep curls and hammer curls, the hammer ones were easier to me
buy a dildo mate
Good lad just make sure you always go on the days youve chosen. NO EXCUSE to miss a session.
Pass.
Which would you recommend?
My arms are quite sexy after three years of consistent training. Got big bicep veins
where the fuck is all the pure satire? get it posted
honestly you'll understand everything after you read
preliminary materials for a theory of the young girl
an harangue from corrected slogans by the red crayola and art and language
you are mom
I want a fake gay job like creative director
sexy arms and bicep veins gonna be me one day
3 years is a long time fuck
shouldn't have eaten that old lasagna
pure fucking hubris
Good speed lad. Mine appeared after about a year. I think it's genetics
am i going to end up on a watchlist if I google this
anybody want an early new?
..yh
Retarded subhuman.
there is a poo that never plops out
there is a poo that never plops out
Kek says the guardian is good.
New!
C'mon. How bad is it?
get off the gluten and dairy
name my band (no picture)
metallica - the shit that should not be
any good podcasts
*starts up the /brit/ karaoke mic*
alright alright alright welcome everyone to the /brit/ karaoke night, we are just getting started!!!
Best subjects rankings.
1. Maths
2. Geography
3. History
4. Science
5. Art
simple as
I miss karaokelad. He always sung my requests
nope, listen to audio books instead
I'm white, just been watching too much steve1989
3 years is a long time fuck
The way too think of it is going to the gym 4 times a week is just a compulsory part of your life.
Its why its crucial you dont do too much now and burn yourself out. You going to build up routine.
That's why going consistently and doing 3-4 exercises that arent too stressful is a million times better than a routine with 6+ exercises that you do to failure and are waaaay too stressful on your body and you end up ultimately quitting after around 12 weeks and never go back
I prefer to read books
1. History
9999. Everything else
steve1989
who
woman take me in your arms
FUCK ME BABY
What?
quite the poo indeed
French Russian War.
More than 5,000 of England’s most sensitive, rare and protected natural habitats are at high risk of being destroyed by development under Labour’s new planning bill, according to legal analysis of the legislation.
Where on EARTH is Dr Mihai???
need liz kendal to wank me off
a small price to pay for diversity
Catching up on Gary Eats
200 year old johnny
You get elliptical with me for one more second and i will CANCEL you
need mum to die already
you're not meant to keep it after you use it
toby
:(
Is toby a Gary Eats enjoyer too? Based
this is the consumerist, throw-away mentality that is killing our planet
end up ultimately quitting after around 12 weeks and never go back
ktim
Kemi Badenoch has comments blocked on instagram
oh my days
Starmer and Farage doesn't
In fact Ed Davey and Carla Denyer don't either, just her.
Not impressed. Not impressed at all.
Just got deja voo just now
New
why do they wear those ghastly wigs in 2025
Why is Britain so archaic
muh tradition
get fucked rorke
That means you're depressed
Maybe because she receives dacist abuse, rorke
Where am I right now
hate the bloody sun why does it have to be so bright?
Your ancestors looking down from heaven wondering "Why hasn't he shagged yet?"
Bible.
Do a much easier routine and treat the gym as an obligation
Keir Starmer, JD Vance and Rowan Atkinson
Why do you have a problem with their wigs and not their robes
hull!
die, communist piece of shit
thought of wearing sunglasses ?
Carla Denyer
who
at the sum of all your experiences and past mistakes
Hull?
Oslo.
Hull
the robes are Anon Babble
I have a similar cape that I wear on special occasion
like if I'm going to Waitrose instead of Aldi
That Green Party dyke with the huge fucking head
sup crodie, how's di senpai
poo water
hull????questionmarkquestionmark
like you had the slightest clue you child molestor
HIRSUTE leader of the greens
Why don't you post pure satire anymore, Heatherchad?
Bet she has a huge bush
Horrible little goblin
I unironically did think it was Hull (obviously a seaside city and I know about Hull from Larkin)
fucking hell
*rorke googling hirsute definition*
sup crodie, pretty good, how about you
need an upper-middle-class oxbridge gf
ktim
proper dull day
Bible.
all bless crodie
Oh fuck it all
Correct, what a charming city. Doesn't feel like England in some ways. British but not English.
Brit tourist, 40, plunges to his death from third-floor Turkish hotel balcony day after 'argument with girlfriend'
Funny how Hull is in Quebec here
Bible. XD.
im a jacked gay scouser with a stem phd and yes i am technically "homeless"
love lewes me
toby xD
Doesn't feel like England in some ways. British but not English.
????
that's my stomping grounds you're dissing
it really has been
never been to the fireworks
would like to go
Literally we go insane.
haha...yeah...
*waddles away to talk to someone more interesting*
Reinhadd Heydrich's death anniversary tomorrow lads.
But if he stood and watched the frigid wind
Tousling the clouds, lay on the fusty bed
Telling himself that this was home, and grinned,
And shivered, without shaking off the dread
That how we live measures our own nature,
And at his age having no more to show
Than one hired box should make him pretty sure
He warranted no better, I don't know.
apparently the rise of sexy down syndrome women is happening before our very eyes
Where you at?
Love old market towns me
Bury St Edmunds
Godalming
St Albans
Chichester
Lewes
Wonderful.
Cairo
AI slop
*follows you* Yeah and they speak French mostly there despite it being right across the river from Ontario and lots of government offices are there simply mental isn't it?
All i did was
zoom in
See "Arco" sign
Search: "Arco office UK"
Results: "Hull"
Me: "Grim"
I mean it in a good way. It's like Hamburg or Rostock in Germany
youtube.com
we are finally seeing the PS5's power what took so long
Get them full of browns and new builds pronto
Irish diaspora when a scowling, khat-chewing Sudanese family of ten moves in next door:
hello, my dearies, how are you my treasures?
Let's meet.
Proto-gf just posted a new guy on her Instagram. No comments at this time.
-Yanklad
I do not care for the Witcher franchise
don't care, it's pozzed
run club gf strat on hold as i cannot run as far as needed to join a run club. working on it
Where?
Might move to Hull
In a good place.
videogames are gonna get more realistic
Recommend you pivot to a climbing gf
hmm fair enough, I'll let you off this once but next time I'll sic the hull city psychos on you
At least 27 Palestinians killed by Israeli fire near aid centre, Gaza authorities say
looks bretty good
what took so long
most games are made poorly to maximise profit
Done em
I wish I had Beowulf head.
you can only attend if you're local they fucked with the trains
buttercrosses and lychgates
you can run for 30 minutes? that's 3k if going pretty slowly
Gazza mentioned
nah running club strat is a shotgun approach. loads of people there. Climbing gf you're looking at low numbers.
Plus with climbing gf, they're expecting in shape lads so it's harder to stand out in that respect. runners all look like they're in a charity advert for starving kids in Africa, so my slightly above average muscularity is already a winner.
I am gonna cum in his mouth.
placing my testicles into the path of the run club
Irish diaspora fuming
they're human!!!!
um
um-bro
how are they fucked
gymtoil complete. used my new bear grips to good effect
scrantoil on the horizon
i did 15 minutes yesterday and it was the pain that stopped me
Haha. My ass.
Where was the pain
fucking UM
Try and guess my name
colin
phat batty on katy doe, yeh
sarah
Joey or Harry
Insane how much voiceover videogame work you can get just from having a british accent
Craig
quality thread here
albert
video for english audience
has unintelligible JF doing the narration
Why?
Castrated.
lewis
started in the shins. Felt it a bit in the feet too. Like every step started to come with a stabbing sensation. Calves were a bit tight too but that didnt bother me so much in isolation, was more just another bit of annoyance on top of the rest.
Mohammed
Doesn't /brit/ remind you of animal crossing, and we're the villagers?
None are right so far
you just know he be peekin
thank you for not filtering my post
Runners don't usually have great physiques but that's not what they're optimizing for. You say you can't run the necessary distance (whatever that is); you realize that average women routinely run marathons, and runngergirls can put up 5k times in the mid 20s? It might take you years to get to that level, assuming you ever do. There are loads of girls who climb and climbing loads on strength so as a man you'll start mogging females much quicker.
tom nook was the biggest jew that ever lived
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
When I was 16 I had a dream. It was to be happy in the future.
I just rawdog /brit/
Don't get your feathers all ruffled. Just chill.
Did it come true?
Yes.
he's not real
Might be an issue with which part of your foot strikes the ground
mashallah habibti
:)
running a marathon just for the excuse of pooing myself in public
not really desu
just filter stubs
might as well just not filter if you don't
fuck off and don't ever reply to me again
Elephants are known for their voracious appetite. The World Wildlife Federation found that they need to eat up to 150kg of food per day – the equivalent of 375 tins of baked beans.
Tf bro? I am a man. My name is Fares.
i'll look into it next run. ta lad x
Fares mate
maybe poachers have the right idea...
Yeah, man.
kekers
Indian in Spain.