/brit/

neoliberal bull logging in

show us a single miracle that's been caught on camera

Billy Boy

serves the hun right

youtube.com/watch?v=1O3HAk18Jv4

argue with meeee

no

provide your evidence that only a miracle caught on camera is a legitimate miracle
provide your evidence that all those people alledged to have caught a miracle on camera (like padre pio's stigmata, or the crying statues) are in fact all necessarily false
?

rorkes crib

bushwick based enablers are active

sharp downturn in the number of miracles on caught on camera following the advent of HD photography and video followed by a sharp uptick following the advent of AI photo and video generation

Lol

Why should I believe that claimed miracles happened? It's just bullshit isn't it

you can't prove they didn't happen!

Sure but I'm making an educated guess they didn't happen. I'm not aware of credible evidence of any miracle happening.

Of course an educated guess is beyond you, because you're thick.

padre pio's stigmata

the cunt obviously just stabbed his hands every day with a knife kek

your ignorance is not an argument
got any evidence for that?

if no miracles have been caught on camera explain this

Amen

I am an incel but o'm not a virgin

yes its called common sense you thick cunt #done

raped him

provide evidence for your belief in your "common sense" and your ability to always appropriately excersise your "common sense"

Narrow is the way and few find it.

it is funny that atheists ask for evidence then automatically disregard said evidence
why even bother asking, you've made up your mind already

care to post some of this so called evidence

Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

true
true

diego spends his time making these deliberately provocative and retarded claims to goad others into replying to him because this is the only way he knows how to get other people to actually acknowledge his existence

Bible

he's so cute?

woke nonsense

got leon the professional on
knob is hard

excersise

howling they are such utter hypocrites
all evidence they dont like = not evidence
all their non argued claims = logic and definitely not beliefs
project on

Suicide pod activist takes his own life after being arrested for murder of woman who used the Sarco pod he promoted

hallelujah

Looking forward to the switch 2 lads

im excited for the inevitable wave of undertale porn after the new chapter comes out with it

the reason you are poor is because you think of sex when it rains instead of farming

err

Got my first job in early 2022 which was in the immediate post-covid worker-shortage period.
Companies were putty in my hands. They were desperate for me. Throwing all kinds of benefits my way to try and attract me.
Thought work was amazing and thought toilers whining so much was utterly pathetic.
Now that the market has readjusted to normal my optimism goggles have been removed.
Governments all over the west commenced the mass importating of Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and Nigerians to make sure that citizens no longer have such a juicy salary.

It's incredible that we've allowed these governments to revert back to such migration policies after getting an insight into what low migration actually did for your discretionary income.
What's worse is after cutting from record highs to slightly less than record highs, centre-lefty intellectuals like James O'Brien is telling us to be grateful at such a dramatic cut and to shut the fuck up. No doubt Queer Farmer will run on such a thing in 2029 too.

Mad how cutting immigration literally heralded in utopia.

I seek purification

diego: erm gods real
atheist: no
diego: care to provide evidence?
atheist: *provides evidence*
diego: um well no that doesnt apply to my nonsensical idiosyncratic belief system so it doesn't count

not reading allat

bore off you boring bastard

If laws are passed that allow men who identify as women to use women's bathrooms and changing rooms I WILL listen to attractive women shitting and I WILL watch uncomfortable naked women get changed especially when on holiday around people I don't know personally

Dr Florian Willet, 47, was arrested in September 2024 following the death of a 64-year-old woman using a Sarco suicide pod after she was allegedly found inside with strangulation marks on her neck

looking more and more like he just raped her to death then stuffed her body in the pod

very funny how you literally have the roles back to front

hs?

Got the Flickers from the Fen on

think about the billionaires ffs

it is atheists who make random claims about existence
then refuse to provide evidence for their beliefs and then get angry at theists for not automatically believing what they believe despite their inability to marshal any evidence or argument in their favour

uh there totally is evidence!

Alright then Diego, prove us all wrong by showing us this credible evidence of a miracle

You can't because there is no such evidence you fucking idiot

my tenant company emailing me chasing up council tax but I'm playing skyrim so just gonna ignore them

Any "conspiracy" lads able to explain to me why the powers at be are pushing for immigrants and blacks to destroy the western world and why trans and gay rights and anti male agenda is being pushed so heavily?

I used to think it was depopulation or something but surely the powers at be better it government or Jews or lizard people would want the white population to continue making advances and working?

I’ll have what she’s having

I have a mouse in my pocket

"That sounds implausible, not sure if I believe you. Can you show me?"

No, you must prove to me that I don't have a mouse in my pocket.

It's masochistic

money

nigga do u rly think im actually engaging with you i'm taking the piss out of you i literally havent actually read a single one of your posts ITT

sex should be illegal

new search for Madeline mcann

Omds blud let it go

It’s always the jf

Oh thats redditbruce speaking in ebonics again

Oh thats redditbruce speaking in ebonics again

define credible evidence and again unless you have an argument for the impossibility of miracles anything you write will be insipid and question begging
except it's literally the opposite

you dont have a mouse in your pocket (and you must believe me on the basis of my belief in this)

i was just pretending to be retarded

le epic atheist troll

If God werent real then who made World. We're all on it so it must be real.

Need the German nonce out of business.

Got to be the coolest animal in the world

Birthrate required for growth: 2.1
UK native birthrate: 1.6
Nigerian birthrate: 5.1
Pakistan birthrate: 3.4

according to brick science made the world, or more generously the world made itself. brick unfortunately is not logically astute enough to realise that something which does not exist cannot create itself

Might go to Europe for the rave scene this summer.

Science made the world the labcoat man said so

diego meltie

i understand this is probably the closest thing you'll get to human interaction today but do you really have to prattle on about it 24/7

Why can't they admit it. Science might be real but God made science.

It was the chemicals.

biggest land animal isnt it?

that would be your mum lol!

why the powers at be are pushing for immigrants and blacks to destroy the western world

Racism has been tried in the past and it didn't work. Look at WW2 when Hitler tried to eliminate Jews. Look at the American Civil War when the Confederates tried to preserve the legality of slavery. Racism keeps failing.

Maybe the truth of the matter is that multi-ethnic societies are stronger. Maybe that's why they keep winning. If you can build a large society where all ethnicities can contribute, then you will generate lots of tax revenue, which can pay for an outstanding military (like in the US), which means power and influence in the world.

why trans and gay rights

Similar to the above. If you allow LGBT people to participate in society then they will do a productive job and they will pay taxes - both of those things benefit society.

anti male agenda

I don't think that's true. Nothing is stopping you from going to the gym and training. Nothing is stopping you from learning MMA. Do those things if you want. Society isn't preventing this.

You don't like Belgian women that larp as German women?

project on
hs

its not a conspiracy - all those things are good for business

Lads
Should i go to the medieval reenactment show this summer ?

n-no u

glad i could bulldoze your feeble mind so easily

Lovely feet

project on

might watch peter jacksons king kong but it's 3 hours

just having a poo there. That's what life is all about at the end of the day x

fucking NIG-
no.... no i musn't say it... mother would be ever so cross.....

muscle pit erotic

yea might be fun

Shame her boobies are fake, and she doesn't respond to me asking her to tell me to send her €200

Kino movie. I remember the game on ps2

iced oat milk poo latte for breakfast x

Might even make it a date with a girl, fuck it as it were

how u do that then

nice one lad

roy cropper sex arse

diego wrestling his way through mounds of pubic fat to wank his little peanut cock with his thumb and forefinger

Just back a three day holiday

project on

remember the episode where marge got big boobys lol

Absolute Cinema

diego is at his best when he's just woken up, still hungover from the night before, hasn't started daydrinking yet and he's all miserable and bitter and disgusted with himself

that iconic sunday morning regular

I like it when he starts to loosen up and posts the gay porn tunes

*accidental renaissance

I'll hear you out.

Geert Wilders has pulled his far-right party out of the Netherlands' coalition of 4 different parties citing their weakness on immigration and asylum.
Other 3 parties are apopleptic and condemning his decision as irresponsible.
The PM will hand in his resignation to the King later today and snap elections will be hold only 1 year after the previous one.

Mental.

mental how

Satsumas are oranges,
So are tangerines,
I don't know,
What any of them mean.

and monday, and tuesday, and wednesday, and.........
yeah when he starts getting zesty after his 2nd little tinnie of M&S pink gin and tonic

Here's a police report I wrote yesterday

My life has become full Peep Show now

I'm not some frail old woman in sheltered housing but I'm still not willing to smash two teenagers heads together in a public place with cctv so I've got to resort to common snitchery

Was not intimidated by them of course, just confused at their persistence

oh how i wish i could have sex with a hairy unwashed medieval maiden

thinking big D doesnt make his own cocktail jug (just for himself and the plants)

Imagine the vaginal discharge

desperate move. he's never going to win a majority and he's going to end up with less power after this because no party will ever work with him again

(◠‿◠)

d-d-d-doxed

nigga named geert

what are these supposed to taste like? looks like seltzer to me

Do you not know how to throw a punch you absolute weakling specimen?

all-jamaican remake of The Thing called The Ting

bell calf pro
or
crab elf poll
or
fly roll cap
or
all cry flop

quit posturing so hard cletus
you'd do nothing

it tastes like flowers berries and citrus
did you know the flavor of cola is a combination of flowers spices and citrus?

mento illness

you can smell the orange blossom and lavender particularly in pepsi that's why I love it

in leon you can see natalie portmans knickers

’

FYI - all the nonce posts you've been seeing in recent months are spaki

t. knower

doot doot doo looking out my back door

bald little fannoise

Choon

the powers at be are pushing for immigrants and blacks to destroy the western world

Ah yes, the thing that is happening, the invisible and mysterious forces of history that you can never know are plotting for the destruction of a race with mytbical qualities, might as well read Tolkien for the rest of my life because apparently it's unthinkable to consider rival blocks of power battling it out for global redistributon with the collective West not only being one, but grasping tooth and nail to diminish its rivals WHILE and THROUGH pushing a new form of eugenics and white supremacy ("human rights", "western values", "Enlightenment", "europe is a garden").

just got a lob on

pls stop I’m getting horny

mytbical

horny young girls

VPN banned again heatherpaedo?

leaky pg tips

Public hangings were commonplace here for a long time

he is such an evil ghoul its unreal

sitting in my evil gay porn lair staring out into a thunderstorm like bruce wayne all brooding like

should have acquired a second energy drink
having to resort to instant coffee (nescafe gold)

Da Ting

Scat porn is it yeah DTFIC?

he's back

hahaha

Used to be heads on spikes lining the london bridge. Bring it back, i say

me when i catch rorke

it's heathernonce

thread has taken a downwards turn

Atheists ruined it

Which programming language does Rorke use?

uh oh, stinky!! heatherpaedo is having a melty!!

Save Evropa

hatsune miku doing robot farts that sound like when you talk into a pedestal fan

Mental how his entire existence is devoted solely to getting attention from us. How did he end up this way?

autism, childhood trauma and lifelong virginity is a heady brew that makes lads like heathermong wile out

(in my face, forgot to mention that x)

Care in the community was a grave mistake. They used to lock cunts like him up in the loony bin now they just get a visit from a social worker every few weeks and are otherwise left to their own devices.

the powers that be want their lines to go up and to do that they need an ever-growing number of workers and customers, and so they try appeal to an ever-growing variety of people
an unfortunate consequence of optimizing for the lowest common denominator is that it is very boring so some number of people will invent issues to be mad at so they can firebomb a city for fun

you don't put the x inside the parentheses you daft cunt

your parentheses wish they never had you

FOY

(that's not true)

I had a dream I was in your house

it's always the jew lizard people brah it's totally not your fault your life is a dumpster fire brah

know this chap who is a HIGH FUNCTIONING alcoholic and everyone ADORES him
Genuinely he gets supermodel girls, every lad wants to be his mate. He's so fucking charming.
Absolutely destroying his insides with the wine though.
Wonder if it's worth it.

I'm a dullard bastard but don't touch that poison.

gf is such a coomer. i can hear her using her vibrator in bed upstairs while i'm working.

plan to win £199m on euromillions tonight

shut up diego nobody would ever say this about you

the real sexy girls never use vibrators
vibrators are for girls who lack sensitivity, don't get properly aroused, and don't know how to touch themselves
essentially they are frigid but desperate to be sexy

neighbour's having a sneezing fit again

you know /brit/ you're talking a lot of sense today

someones got to do something about the pollen

pollen or plant cum as i call it

don't think you're really an expert on this subject catyank lol

nah it's from him not hoovering or opening the windows

solemnly wandering through my massive multi-room candlelit yaoi library

haha not him and you have no idea

intellectuals like James O'Brien

Hahhahahaha

got virgin island on

gamers....

youtube.com/watch?v=Sup3LsIy6Ow

Theyre all british x

I'm happily married and mostly straight. I don't want to leave my wife but I want to partake in worshipping a big black cock. How would I do this without anyone finding out or getting in to trouble. What's the safest way? Do I get an app and be anonymous? I would like to do it on my terms so that I feel comfortable and safe. I'm not looking for any long term thing I only want to try sucking a black cock. Any help appreciated. I'm in the UK and 30 years old. I want to do this before I start a family.

Not desperate then is it. Politicians despise anyone with morals or a backbone. See tim fallon and the lib dems

tfw accidentally clicked and watched the entirety of the scat webms in full screen

Her new book isn't getting the best of reviews

la la la lava
ch ch ch chicken

Would love to bum her

when tom cruise still looks 35 decades from now people will finally start to understand the dark sordid scientology machinations he's pledged his life to

Calm down Rorke

why why am i like this

Wow the chud newspaper doesn't like the centre-left female politician????? this is INCREDIBLE no way!!!

he doesn't even look 35 now he just has dyed hair

not been on a night out in about 7 years

I'm quite mentally ill you see

um. yes please!!

incredible chebbage

30 seconds max before I pop like a fire hose

arsewank on the cards?

kinda wild how i get enough interest on my savings to almost pay for one night out a month
only gota find a way to afford the other 4 nights out and i'm golden

chat is this true

mad how shit pulp are

went too hard on the skincare and everyone thinks i’m a bumder

Yeah. Not the most common usage but ive heard it said

Intredasting I've only heard of 'trawl through'

is anyone here drinking at the momoent (brits only dont care about foreigns)

Beans on toast sort of morning

their new song is good

It’s 6:30 in the morning.

browse Anon Babbleamioverreacting

it's just a litany of women showcasing how awful their boyfriends are

meanwhile (You) are terminally single

Why do you think that is?

whats that white smegma looking stuff on the beans

irono mane

idk canslad why dont you tell us?

trolling and trawling are both fishing terms meaning to drag bait and a net through water respectively
internet troll comes from the same word, hence trolls 'baiting' or 'fishing' for replies, but both can mean 'to search for'

Neighbourberg came into some money

Does up the house

Rips up their nice garden completely

Spent loads for month

Didnt use any of the money to pay the mortgage

Losing the house

she claims its because of rising interest rates and material costs

what's that white cheesy looking stuff on the beans

mull it over morse

youtube.com/watch?v=j6YmYRVz6Ow
tuesday tunage

hence trolls 'baiting' or 'fishing' for replies

woah makes u think

i was ready to hate this based on the cover and

tunage

but it's acutlaly ok

did people get obsessed with the best jousters in medieval times

Only Ulrich Von Liechtenstein of Gelderland

Imagine ripping a fart so hard you expel like 10 feet of intestine.

spastic yank so eager to link his failed early new that he posts it literally on 300

biting chunks out of a big slab of styrofoam

no

in the UK there are laws. We can't just shoot people on the spot. We can't even punch them first. I'm very annoyed I was not legally able to hurt them as I could have done. I'm 29 and they're 17, and no taller than me. Would not have been a serious threat but I'm scared of police getting me

imagine gaining such a clue you regret the past 10 years of your life

They gave Blair's book 5 stars thoughever so you are an low-information dunce.