sir happy puppy
/brit/
need clear raincoats to come back into fashion
Planning to take some mushrooms for the first time soon, mate says its peng, love peer pressure me
Proper dish this
Bring em back mate, fashion killa you
WE (yes, ALL of US) are going to make it
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Ever shag him up the arse?
Kir Kier Karmer
Haha lads
poooooo bum
another day another dead palestine children
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all elder scrolls themes
dont know if my case fans on my pc are spinning less fast than before lads.
KEK
hope they break down your emotional walls and you both start kissing and feeling each other up halfway through the trip leaving you both profoundly changed for years to come
Don't know but he's shagged me up the arse, love peer pressure me
Sir Starmer (ᛋᛋ)
my grandma had one all folded up in a drawer in her dresser
I remember taking it out and looking at it and asking about it and trying it on
it looked a bit creased and wrinkled from being folded
I think I wanted to wear it to school and I asked if I could but I didn't end up doing it for some reason
it doesn't rain much here that's probably why... time passed and I just forgot
they're wonderful but dont overdo it
Sir Volkssturmer
Sir Keir Rodney Starmer
sir kodak black
I liked shrooms. It was like weed but you're way more lucid and functional but also think about weirder shit
it's just so kino, it looks like a very 60s thing but apparently was popular in the 40s
what a funny guy
Sir Idi Amin
Why will starmer not call it a genocide
I think the trouble is that they get steamy inside
but it does look cute I agree
Sir Jesus Christ of Nazareth
they are unironically literally raping my arse open
going to take drugs now excuse me
coupla dimmies please love
feeling the peer pressure?
Keir Hussein Ostarmer
Think about it
are you from teh north
22
Sir Pier Pressure
*screams HELLO in your gaping cavernous arsehole to hear it echo*
so, this is rorke
The anti-immigrant centre left rises to mash the commie fucks and auth right retards
Fish nets ha ha ha ha
someone needs to teach poo peng how to arch that shit back
tim
should I join up with those weird l.a. christian occultists?
Wouldnt be opposed to that tbqh
*starts towel flicking his chubby arse while giggling maniacally*
Yeah, why not?
no, pain
No just be Presbyterian
these drugs need peer review pressure!
classic
After spending three weeks in India, my God how I saw Australia with a new appreciation for what we have here.
What I rejoiced in was the peace, the ability to seek out and easily find, silence. In a big Indian city, there is no moment of silence, not one solitary few seconds where you could hear nothing. All you could hear was constant beeping. After two weeks, you begin to get a headache, and the stress begins to build.
The lack of smell. No piles of rotting rubbish along every footpath and a permanent stench. A country that provides bins and sanitary services, and people that use them.
The cleanliness. The air, the ground, everything, is nice and clean.
The green spaces and beauty of gardens and nature even in inner suburbs. In India i had to seek out a park, travel quite far to get to it, and it wasnt very good. Things like that immeasurably help our mental health. I can be in a park having a walk within about a minute of walking out my front door here and that's not unusual.
AMNESIA PROLETARIAT
AMNESIA PROLETARIAT
please no slow drivers today inshallah else you’re getting undertaken
Listen to Dark Side Of The Moon once the trip starts getting intense
The greatest philosopher of all time:
"In dry, wet."
And that arouses the eschatological viewpoint of man
dunno
sir mr beast
Dad?
*turns around, bends over and drops an eschatological viewpoint all over your nice new trainers*
lil brown fella in bmw pls
Me:
I want less migrants coming here on bs "language learning visas"
Some freakish runt:
But silly anon, who would be delivering your deliveroo then?
I have literally never ordered food for delivery once in my entire life.
thanks for turning them berghaus
got cheap packaged ham slices from bossman's and it's almost put me off ham entirely
they're so slimy and disgusting
by jove we've found the garden!
planning to go to India soon, im a shy autist and it might destroy me or evolve me out of my autism somewhat
I basically nail life, I'm not a shit cunt and I dominate on Instagram
it's always "how are you so stupid monglad" and never "how are you monglad"
:(
You love Greggs
Im a deontlogist for consquentialist reasons
yalri monglad
he got ts on tho
No Greggs in Ireland.
Impenetrable market.
nah brazzy
haven't had a subway in a while
What is the point of brainberg cooking up nightmares using my worst fears
Might kill myself, he won't like that
which philosopher said that
and how is it an eschataological viewpoint of man?
what you saying? that your local patisserie is better than our local patisserie? ee by gum im a northerner and i am deeply offended
I dont
looks so fucking good
i did
and unless you see it you'll shit bricks is another good philosophical talking point
No lad, just that practically every shop here has a deli counter. Some of them 24 hours.
ate too much pizza again
When mumberg leaves for work Imma start wanking
SEX WITH GREGGS PASTY BOILED MY BELLEND
ever thought about shagging her
why are you the greatest philosopher of all time, can you elucidate the meaning of your phrase
did you kiss it first hahahahaha
corr
Wild what how womb-men have grown blobs on their chest for our amusement and they have to store them in teat sacks
You have a golden voice, have you ever considered singing?
how is it that girls get so excited about sucking a willy? they're not even getting the pleasure done to them
these people are disgusting liars
What i want to know is what the Vietnamese are so good at bakering
*gets to heaven with a gregg's pastie there waiting for you*
God: I thought you said you had sex with this ... "Gregg's ... pastie?"
why don't you give it a try and find out
any rapid extreme mood swings man in?
i have dreams where i'm able to suck my own cock frighteningly often like once a week at minimum
think it's because i used to be able to do it but can't anymore
Watch this it'll help your cause
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I used to get flashes of despair, all gone now. Jesus saved me.
nirvana are gay man
the french went there and taught them
*gets to heaven with greggs wallace waiting for you*
they like the submissiveness of it, another reminder why they are to be disdained
Love Jesus me, not a fan of ortholarpers but I'll give a watch
God: "I thought you said you married this... Gregg's ... Wallace? No, no no, you can't DO that"
how come we place so much emphasis on female orgasm when it's evident that sex is geared toward male orgasm. modernity is backward
I can see angels
standing around you
they shimmer
like mirrors
in summer
can u sing i knew you were trouble by taylor swift
I had a dream where i had to fight a giant bear with a bloke and he distracted me and when i looked back the bear had just thrown a giant boulder on me to squish me so i had to watch the rest as a ghost
a proper female orgasm pulls semen deeper into the fornices and thus improves chances of conception
got skyrim music on feeling aryan and nordic af
God: "You married this Gregg's patisserie when you walked in"
soon you will be on an island with only other men like you
you will be far away from any woman or child never to interact with them again
and you will be perfectly happy there
not to lie on our bed and fester in our sin
KTIM
thanks lad
i would reply with voice but i'd sound like a maniac
There's a big ham in my fridge set to expire in early July, that I got as a gift around Easter. I don't care one way or another, and much prefer beef and seafood.
wonder if karaokelad topped himself
Why are you up this early?
foing a poo
um
even the neet lives by the toiler's schedule
*opens fridge*
so, this is porke
cooking gammon and putting it in my sandwiches
Uhh, can I have it?
use it as insoles instead. all it's good for. disgusting rubber slab of shit
*flips the table and brings out my tommy gun and blasts the thread*
you're no karaokelad
vocaroo.com
I remember this guy
He was mint
max and paddy hahah
aimlessly wandering around my house repeating my NPC dialogue tree with the oblivion ost on
(●'◡'●)
it's actually pronounced kara oak
morning dee lads and i said morning dee lads x x x
fairy sure he was a depresed alcoholic always piss drunk at like 1pm
hope he turned it around and just left this place
IT'S FUCKING 4X LUSH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! *Eruption*
ssshhh the cronem are showering
cor that was lush lad, and i mean lush x
bar bell flop
or
barb elf poll
or
ball fly pro
or
flap by roll
primitive yank ape
darn british men with their attractive voices and mannerisms
I've had it
:)
got my certification back lads. Officially ITIL v4 certified me
Did you hear about the frog whose car broke down?
He had to get it toad.
booo
The engine croaked.
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
okay so THAT just happened..
When he asked the driver for a lift he told him to hop in
Leftypol exposed
*starts sparking you out cold like arc lightning weld tough*
He had a new baby with a Polish woman.
The kid is a tadpole.
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
Were you at that fucking pub again Rorke rent's due ahh husband we are homeless! *japanese anime ost sad theme*
On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.
leftypol gripping rorkes bubble butt while they play on their phones in bed
for me, it's the Lord Jesus Christ
Curled up all toasty in bed listening to frightfully dire weather outside
I don't think he would eat Emma Watson's poo
Why even admit it at that point? Accept your fate quietly and carry on with your life.
this is one of those filler episode threads with this sound constantly playing in the background
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*Rocks up and starts causing problems for everybody*
That ones for taylor
any pics?
Mate it's sunny outside. Get up, you're wasting the day.
mad how jesus was right about evrything yet random morons 2,000 years later think he didn't exist or wasnt divine
Creating matter out of thin air violates the laws of physics
Gayanne
too right
he's posted about it every day for a decade m8 i think he would
when life gives you poo make pooade
get another 100million of taxpayer's money put towards the search for are Maddie
raid local council budgets for the money, whatever it takes
can I come live with one of you
im usually not too vocal about it for fear of being lumped in with the militant virgin fedoroids but you christian freaks have to be some of the thickest cunts who post here
ya i have a queen size bed :)
atheists are traitors
sure
Would love to see him strapped to a chair with a kilo of her shite on a plate in front of him, and not allowed to move until he's eaten the lot and licked the plate clean. I reckon he'd change his tune before the first spoonful passed his lips, the cunt.
King millenial virgin freakoid
I'm banned from ireland
what state are you in
christ loves you
reckon jesus was probably a bit of a wrongun. he wrote the bible as well so he's not gonna make himself look bad is he
the ultimate whitepill
i've had willies up my bum before he most certainly does not
ts is gay bro
I've done worse you can be saved la
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if you walk on water when it's super choppy wouldn't your foot get crushed under a wave if the water is hard to you
yeah mate i live alone
open the window, yeah we spraying febreze
think christianity has some good elements but if you genuinely think some bloke with magic powers was flying around doing miracles youre a retsrd
that's not how it works
Reckon when I die, it'll be a nice pub, with me, Julius Caesar, Steve Irwin, and Mohammed Ali drinking pints of the black shtuff and having the craic.
Mong
He was prop surfing hahahaha
fuck me you're not even an actual christian you're one of those freakazoid larper adult converts
my point stands, even stronger than it did before in fact
i've had willies up my bum before
It's fucking pissing it down lad
quite like the word freakazoid
unironically how the fuck do we stop this
Liking this new technology
hs?
ironic really, considering yanks are some of the worst posters in this shithole
4 people isn't that much mate
yhe binble
glad someone else has finally caught on to the antipodean menace
I dream of killing those people
The man answered, “Now that is remarkable! You don't know where he comes from, yet he opened my eyes.
if you don't pick your nose you don't have a soul, i earnestly believe this
bonus points for eating it too
Don't visit Hanley it's proper grim there
t. midlands lad
also not how it works
Is it unreasonable to overtake a car doing 53 in a 60
literally got my finger deep in my nose as you posted this
just remembered I have a red bull stashed in the fridge
we are beyond back
if you're in that much of a rush you should have left earlier.
mad there is a genre of music about murdering people
Incels don’t exist in Australia
not racist but i hear racist words in my head whenever i see people of different races
mad how atheists are so quick to call other people retarded for their beliefs while being unable to provide any argument against the possibility miracles (just their belief) and believe in numerous magical thinks like the existence of something from nothing
That’s not what I asked little buddy
what the fuck are you even saying here? not how what works?
people who convert to religion as adults are either horrible people like rapists looking for "salvation" or weirdo autists with no identity who crave the structure
it's probably africans desu
God loves it
building a £12 milllion mega mosque in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
*starts dry humping you*
least retarded theist
lets meet up and pick each others noses x
why does the BBC have the same headline every day
who gives a shit
Diego shitting and pissing his pants because someone gave a view different to his
nta but what if i just like driving fast?
Might troon out
what did i say that was retarded?
most moral atheist
wife left me after i got humiliated by one of those turkish ice cream man that don't give you your ice cream straight away
unable to provide any argument against the possibility miracles
Why should I believe miracles are possible? It's like unicorns or leprechauns. Those things COULD exist but what reasons are there to think they DO exist?
the existence of something from nothing
We don't know everything about the origins of the universe yet. Maybe it came from nothing. Maybe aliens created the universe. We just don't know yet. Science offers our best chance of discovering more about the origins of the universe.
*rapes your arse*
oh the depressed hopeless suicidal incel turned to an ideology that promises a bit more than his wretched lot did he?
thats convenient
need to make my own religion that has god but none of the primitive magic miracles bullshit
praise the lord
incel
You mean virgin.
Speak proper.
different meanings
lol
shaving a poo
zip it incel
guinness is a stout
not every stout is a guinness
called deism or arguably platonism/aristoleanism
it's kinda low iq tho
you have presented beliefs without evidence for them.
shat out that bog trotting prick like yesterdays sausage
can't answer the questions
I accept your concession.
cant be lower iq than thinking all that magic stuff actually happened
New
i didn't see any questions just unqualified belief statements
how come? what is your argument for the impossibility of miracles (even more bizarre if you concede the existence of god lmao)
i didn't see any questions
Because you're illiterate
Learn to read then get back to me
the irony of writing this
if you were literate you would know that begging the question is not a question
I asked two questions. Either you can't read or you're too thick to answer those questions.
I accept your concession.