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/brit/

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same lol

Pension: 14k

get this man a winter fuel payment

Speaking of chicken shops a Morley's opened near me recently and I tried it last weekend
Actually pretty good tbf

poo cometh for us all

Cash ISA: 56k
Bonds: 23k
Stocks and Shares ISA: 16k
Lifetime ISA: 8k
Pension: 14k

you?

Does anybody else have webm trouble?

Cash ISA: 23k
Savings: 28k
Crypto: 10k
Pension: 19k

Cash ISA: 57k
Bonds: 24k
Stocks and Shares ISA: 17k
Lifetime ISA: 9k
Pension: 15k

get the pure satire posted

if you know off the top of your head the current size of your pension you officially a massive loser

the cabergé egg as it were

my laptop is too old to upgrade

My dick is white.

Cash ISA: Nobody cares
Bonds: Fuck off
Stocks and Shares ISA: You tedious
Lifetime ISA: Salaryposting
Pension: Twat

povvos mad

Bro touched my balls.

um HELP POLICE

going to Aldi

well that's a hot cock trannard spaffing on her own face innit x

just saw a spaffing willard

get some jamaican pattys for me lad

What?

The Spaffing Willard, good name for a pub that

BARA BADA BASTU BASTU

for me it's classic 12g/200ml ratio aeropress
you simply can't go wrong

So stick him in a dress and
He's the only boy I'd shag

I tried the inverted method once, slipped and seriously scalded my hand so yes you can go wrong

embrace death, embrace extinction, embrace despair

what a fucking grass

He almost had me.

/brit/ meetup down the spaffing willard

Slit your throat.

Wasn't funny the first time mate

they actually went

omd

Why won't the webms open goddamn it?

bronies calling us strange

uh, lads

Coward.

yeah i don't get inverted method freaks
no reason for it whatsoever
if you're that bothered about the 20ml of lower-extracted coffee that gets through the coffee bed before you press then you can get one of those filter caps that won't let liquid through until the pressure's high enough

it was a bit funny

wildfire smoke from Canada coming down from the north

dust from a Sahara dust storm somehow making its way across the Atlantic and clouding up the southern US

massive solar storm making the northern lights visible in the upper south

This is it. The end of days.

it's like a disabled homeless guy trying to mock you

Yes.

wonder what colour her arsehole is

cant get off to shemale porn unless there is kissing involved now
worrying development

Been learning French lads

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black as a moonless night

sir arse wanker

What?

ewww girl u nasty :3

Yes.

Good morning lads

Nice weather today, just how I like it: high of 15 and partly cloudy.

Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug currently

What have you all got planned for today?

why? you should learn mandarin instead, language of the future

Tonight's kino

Yes..

tried this in an attempt to impress the swiss qt at toil but gave up pretty quickly

playing a wee bit of doom :)

skibidi preston rizz

Haha.

Dont remember asking

how does kojimbo do it

new covid strain NB181 is circulating

genius and charisma

Little brother.

it's going to be an um from me

Yes.

shitting nora thats a fat cock

did a big wank and cum to beautiful sexy hunter schafer and her little bulge

Need new creps

better get vaxxed

would a metal scanner in an airport pick up those and you'd have to tell the security fella that you have a pierced gooch

neoliberal bull logging in

Or death.

kernowqt !!QZEDimfTjwj welcome to the filter list

better start posting skimpy whores

mate it's sunday morning

you'd like that wouldn't you, you awful coomer

Hey Ziedbelg get up to anything fun this weekend or just the usual?

bushwick based enablers are active

I don't have it yet.

cockmogs me by far

is that a wart on her knobule

wrong person, im not ziedbelg

Annoying.

one more coffee then i'll start on the beer

um

Chinese people will speak English and China is a dying country anyway. Aging out. Their people were discouraged from sharing in the globalised information economy. Where Japan had anime and Korea had K-Pop, China has nothing.

The French will obstinately not speak English and your African colonies are not dying out, plus France has some of the best fertility rates in Europe.

I don't think English will be overthrown as the language of the future, and AI and instant translation will make language learning a thing of the past, but if you're going to learn and your native language is English, the next language should be French

that's her clit you bigot

(the wart I mean, not the cock)

have that airfryer

Idk.

if your eyes are drawn to the airfrayer and not the beautiful sexy woman... you might be gay

Haha good one that joke is basically a classic now

Alright Ziedy well hope you have a nice day! :)

Anon Babble supports mp4 now so you can just upload an mp4 (still has to be without sound on most boards, but you can upload webms/mp4s with sound to and then post a link to the video file here)

whatever makes you sleep at night schizo

What?

God bless you Kittorz! ^-^

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done a vile sticky hangover poo

Hello Cornish lad, how's it going

There's a possiblty for it..

Whoa man no need to get upset and start seething

why do you tripfag, why do you want attention here

why are french blacks so feral compared to ours?

What??

um

um

umm

Idk.

aren't yours going aroung with machetes hacking each other, hacking people in trains or stabbing little girls?

wonder what its like to suck toes in tights

not bad going out for a coast path walk after lunch xx

youtu.be/watch?v=lLLL1KxpYMA

trying to make a song and it sounds bad
but im going to finish it as a learning exercise

I've licked my gf's leg when she was wearing tights and it was nice

Remembering receiving a pack of condoms in school when I was 16-17 and held on to them for years just incase I needed them, I haven't used them since

oh my days

right that's underaged girls pooing on video.
Had no choice but to report to the highest authority

should have at least done a posh wank with them

right well thats two women taking a shit on camera then

erm

Sounds good lad

Don't know what this means

odd that some fella's nobs curve left and right mine just curves up slightly put points perfectly forward

Haha
Yes it is

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.. get on my knees?

it says r/scandinaviancocks but his profile says he's german?

Get the homoerotic roleplaying performed

Get the scat porn spammed

Get the pure satire posted

less cock posting
more school girl legs posting

alri tarq

brexit was suposed to put a stop to that

(*^_^*)

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don't imagine bullying is still a thing with zoomers in schools these days considering the absolute runts they are

MISS ANON DIDN'T USE MY CORRECT PRONOUNS

embarrassing lot so they are

just replayed that webm 4 times

it does happen but it's a lot more online now

nice one mate youve just done that imaginary zoomer

um

MISS ANON REMOVED ME FROM THE GROUP CHAT AND BLOCKED ME :(

rent free

ah yes because lgbtq genderism is notoriously free of bullying and it's believers are very kind and tolerant of differing views

Was that really worth posting

pebbled crag
or
crab led gyp

right well that's another video of a woman taking a shit on camera then

doing it for the thrilll ~~~

no they harrass you instead

imagine going to a black school

imagefap
chavs

MISS ANON SAID MY HAIRCUT WASN'T BUSSIN FR FR NO CAP ON GOD :(

I hate niggers

any imagination wank man in

Sir Sven Goran Ericsson

just poured a glass of orange juice then put an ice cube in it
then in going to drink it

ah yes because all white schools in the UK are famous for not having constant fights

madness

wow mask off

Sir Hunter Schafer

science as yet to determine why they feel better and produce harder cooms

anyone sipping a delicious coffee atm

an ironic post because I think the french flags are probably the most likely to be actual black posters considering the state of france these days

Heyyy Ray you never got me down Ray. You never got me down Ray.

Like father like son.

that's like rain on your wedding day

considering the state of france these days

i hope you're not from england

Meanwhile in what remains of White England

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can see his poo hole disgusting

48yo mum got addicted to Guitar Hero

Who even does that nowadays lmao

Health..

corr can i come over and do vocals

Some porn star is crying.

Flight attendant just gave an intercom message that made me feel molested.

remember when Graham Linehan ruined his entire life over his hatred of trannies? what were that all about eh

apparently freestyle just means a written rap with no hook now

Asmr.

get the hundred prebaked posts spammed about it

Stupid bastard

not been on a plane in 13 years

don't do vocaroo's anymore after someone said I sounded like shrek on account of my scottish accent

Welshmong!

amelia and her sis <3

never heard about graham lineham but did he really get his life ruined over trannies? what did he do?

he had a stroke didnt he

Going to get a sainthood for standing up for women despite all of the suffering inflicted on him by the evil ones

Moaning.

imagine the most obsessed trannie hating poster you can and imagine doing that irl
lost his job, his wife and his kids over doing it

19 for me

ever had a wank on a plane?

Said that troons aren’t real women and they started harassing his family until they left. Sad story and an insight into the maladjusted mind of the degenerate Troon

Ruin it.

airplanes are a terrible experience for me but the unusual atmosphere in airports is kino

tried but i was too drunk to finish

Ring of ring of roses
A Fuck it full of roses
Tommy's full of niggerdom
Did you hear him splashing
When a nazi gets back up
Won't he get a thrashing

attraction is based on more than personality

wow what a truth nuke

last october for me
going on one in 13 days though

finishing my new vegetable farm on the 'craft

normies pretending it's all about personality

Glinner is a hero and sacrificed everything to protect vulnerable women and children from the evil tranny cult. God Bless Him.

I love Pakistan I will sacrifice my life for Pakistan! I love Pakistan!

that's just blackpill 101

Yeah when I was 14 on a flight to mexico and got bored
There was a really fit girl similar age to me sat across the aisle and I thought of her

I think the incongruousness of it causes some people to go insane.

Everyone can tell that the emperor has no clothes on but some people are under the impression that because no one is saying as much they must truly believe that he's wearing clothes. Most normal people are content to let trannies act out their life-long one man play while getting on with their own lives. Yes we know they aren't men/women, yes we know women's spaces are being eroded and there are greasy pervert men in there with their hairy cocks flopping about but frankly I don't care because it doesn't affect me.

neoliberal teeth

Sven

that's just what they told ugly bastards like you to give you some hope

Right lads, I am serious about going to the Monty Pyke next weekend. Saturday at 2pm?

how come millenials and gen xers seem so hostile to zoomers? Anon Babble is basically just 40 year olds seething at 20 year olds, now.

mental how

Yes.

most Anon Babble users are 25-35

minecrafts goen woke now
i dont play it anymore

seen more of the opposite desu

GORAN

yes... YES!!!

You've always had to have some sort of physical attraction to whoever you choose to be your mate, it's retarded to think otherwise.

because they're all stupid ignorant little twats with bad haircuts and opinions not worth listening to that shit themselves at the sight of women and generally should just all fuck off and die

mate schools are absolutely feral at the moment

Yes..

im a young 30 year old boy thank you very much

New

Ericsson

they're bitter that they wasted their youth and are now seething at the current young generation because of it

Birthday next week lads

yeah I heard some sick shit about a group of lads who had their own discord server but purposefully didn't invite some lad to it to play fortnite with them

Yes...

you're spot on with this, love airports

picked last at football now it's overlooked at fortnite js

probably because of the white incels

ok boomer

thread screeches to a halt

lol

literally a bunch of posts after your early, dickhead

lads the schools are just feral it's getting to the point that the pupils are even raising their voices to their teachers
THE UK IS COLLAPSING

gonna cry?

this canadian nigga is really as much of a nuisance as the namefags hes obsessed with

are you :)

too early chud

Yeah. Her.

I filtered Canadians, along with Belgians, Egyptians, Germans, and the Dutch

Now I don't have to see so many dog shit posts

Radio.

Non early new

Sure.