Three Furies Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
0ebis poop
I got it bros, I finally got it
the dream
Sex with megara
Crazy how Joe Rogan bullied that old man because he wouldn’t say that aliens built the pyramids
Why did you redeem itttttt
guy can't comprehend a system of ramps, sad!
Zagreus...
Ok guys I'm done taking my butthole-raping huge ass poo
NBA players aren't even black anymore it's all weird mystermeat like terrone
mega gape
watchin j1mmy f2p vids again
Poop
Peeniss
Sorry guys I made some bad posts
It feels like it! My legs are trembling and I had to take a few pills.
Get some fiber in yo diet my man
what kinda pills do you take for recovering from takinga big poo
Im a white italian man
You're an attention whore is what you are
percocet and tylenol
kripparian?
poopenfarten rn
would it kill you to buy a banana bunch when grocery shopping
bazaar post- er, i mean bizarre post
Cooking meat cubes again.
Momberg cut them and put them in the fridge.
yummers
Terrone is gonna end up in one of those police body cam videos where the cops show up after reports of suspicious and lewd behaviour from a man harassing women in the neighbourhood. He'll end up sperging out and reaching for a knife and they'll dump like 40 rounds of 9mm into him and a German Shepherd will tear off his foot. Shooting will be ruled justifiable and it will have to be a closed casket funeral due to the severe damage.
epic boobs
i dont know what i'm gonna do if i cant get an asian gf
Continue to be brown, i guess.
I refuse to believe that there are people under the age of 35 who don't check their phone hourly.
I'm getting ignored!
bro sometimes its just not in your hands
It's God's fault that I'm an incel. Why would this retarded nigger make me if I am just going to spend the entirety of my life a loser?
Some people made a few nasty comments about me having an android phone
shes not interested (shes getting her back blown out). move on.
Women are all evil whores.
they only had an 18 pack so when i came up to the register the guy was like wohoah big plans this weekend?
there are... no big plans this weekend, i admitted
this doesnt happen in real life
It did happen to me in real life
You were given free will and you squandered it
Conflict. Upload the sire.
you made the right decision, enjoy the beer
thats the most pathetic thing ive ever heard [of them, not you]
there are no winners without losers. you are there so winners have something to compare themselves with. that is, unless you grab your fate by the horns and make of life what it ought to be. your choice.
At the bar listening to a band play. The bartender is really cute
hit her up with some moves
steal a creepshot for the cumbums
I would never do any of that
im actually normal irl
i have a job, car, apartment etc
dont hit on her
im back
Normal people don't say and do the things you do online though.
hit her, hit her with a long autistic explanation of how athenian democracy worked
does anyone know what stream service the ballad of buster scruggs is on
it's different when you are online
Netflix
imdb.com
netflix
this is real good advice btw unironically
play through the rancor section of kotor like 8 times across various playthroughs
never once realize until now that you only need one hand grenade to blow it up
i had been using like 8 mines
Who the hell would know that off hand
For me it's Long John Silver's
I knew it
I'm an expert on kino, and well aware that movie is a Netflix original
fuck
dont have that and not paying for it
Diarrhea: the restaurant
vietnam is still communist to this day
america LOST
retarded fag-kun, you must
simply use levidia / putlocker / fmovies
Does everyone receive the exact same income?
If not, its not communist
wanna watch it in bed desu
for me, its stremio
has any country ever done this?
I love diarrhea
i haven't been to joe's crab shack in a long time. I want to go to a retarded theme restaurant so bad bros. it's either gonna be that or rainforrest cafe so i can get the gummy worm pudding
For me it’s tubi
torrent?
yea i havent been to once in about 20 years
i wanna go to florida as an excuse to go
Joe's Crab Shack fucks. The prices are a little crazy but I've never had a bad time there. I wear the bib too.
Hey, you guys know those guitars that are, like, DOUBLE guitars?
gummy worm pudding
You just unlocked a 17 year old memory of mine
mass effect 1 is the greatest video game i've ever played
Yeah
There's also 12 string guitars which are actually practical
APPROVED
Majora's Mask is the greatest video game I've ever played
do you guys have dark blue eyes like lum???????????????
Yeah. Those are pretty cool too
The Witcher 3 is the greatest video game I've ever played
when did you quit gooning
It has come to my attention that the Joe's Crab Shack in my hometown closed a couple of years ago
Yesterday but I relapsed
yea the only driveable ones are bossier city and destin, sucks
I'm watching seven of seven on there
It's ok
I wish he got to kill himself on stage instead of a lame heroin overdose
or i mean, galveston
I want to live in a place where there are no jews or indians
Guess I'm driving to Destin, Bossier City is a dump
Anon Babble tricked me into watching a pedo movie on tubi
I should have read the plot description, I thought it was just a cool old Czech movie about vampires, but no, extensive 13 year old girl nudity and sex.
*Sends you to Afghanistan*
I rode a bus through Galveston on my way to New York City.
I didn't know how fuckhuge Texas was till I took that trip. Started in L.A. must taken us 3 days to drive across texas
*kidnaps you*
yup same man
destin is easy to get to and bossier city is fucking gotham
Yo
Bitch as nigga say what?
americans are so big and powerful!!
i'm just a lil canadian twink >.<
Canadian women love American men
Canadians poop just like everyone else
sir please stop being black in the thread
N
I
It's a beautiful night tonight
I'm a handsome young man
الليموني
Why does night have nig in it? Is it racist because both of them are dark like shit?
You’ve no need for a nightlight on a light night like tonight
saw the moon & was able to talk to her tn
i'm a moderator on a subreddit of over 800,000 members
Sophie before killing xerself
Do you ever get a resonse
flag
Checks out
who
no but i get a sense of satisfaction as if i did
2 in 9 people driving cars on the road at any given time don't have valid drivers' licenses.
Compare that to 1 in 9 cyclists past the legal age for obtaining a driver's license
Cyclists are more likely to have a driver's license than motorists which is crazy.
I understand this reference!
*Hugs*
The police are such troublemakers
wait a minute
zero chance that's true
Is this because of the immigration problem
i appreciate the hug but y
I don't believe you if we're talking about America. Canada? I don't know. But America? Absolutely not, to the point where I doubt it's true for a country so close to America
I like people who have unusual mystic bends like you
You should embrace it
can't decide what to play
It’s never my turn
what kind of games do you like
thanks animism fren
here are two cool websites that are fun to go down a rabbit hole
tcrf.net
whosampled.com
Everything is about sex
Politics, science, media, goals, fears, wants, needs, art
None of that shit matters
Everyone is sex
All attractive women are built for sex
I'm more like a panentheist but I hope you post more about your moon fascinations and such
everything is about sex
except sex
that's about power
it's actually closer to equal, 80% for both have licenses
blaster master zero
Now wait a cottonpicking minute there mister
Like whenever I see something on the news or linkedin or real life or whatever about an attractive woman accomplishing something, all I can think is "she loves to suck penis or eat pussy"
Penis suck
Penis munch
idk I think I might play more star wars or an mmo
i'm gaming and watching youtube, that's not about sex
Yeah bro it's 2009 let's play some Star wars galaxies
my gleeby deeby ass
wish i had battlefront, not sure how well it would run on my pc though
All the dumbest people I went to college with majored in psychology, business, or sports management
Have your rich foid mistress buy it for you
The one in my city permanently closed as well
I've never been actually
i made this video and it has over twenty thousand viewings
youtube.com
i made an overwatch meme during the first halloween event that got like 100k views on facebook and 20k on youtube i think
business management is the career for npc middle class people
the other two are pretty obvious
Mr. Popular over here!
slightly drunk
wont be posting the vid in case it gets me doxxed somehow but here ya go
i makea da funnies
slightly high
i dont like the strawberry lager i bought [i dont like lager]
What are your thoughts on the jews
I think I creeped out the bartender
when i was 16 i wanted a lum girlfriend and now i'm 25 and still want a lum girlfriend, anyway, thank you
I'm recording a cover of Cyndi LUoer's Time After Time on my acoustic. My voice is in rare form today
Beautiful women
Intelligent people
Israel is quite evil
Those are my thoughts
googled it the beers i like are 'american lagers' but the one i have is a /munich/ lager
sad, many such cases
when i was 16 i wanted an asuka girlfriend now i am 27 and i want a class rep wife
Are you going to get drunker
What did you have
What'd you say to her bro
Intelligent people
kek
2 bottles of beer
1 glass of rum
Even jew haters know they are intelligent, how else could they become so powerful?
pls post
i love lofi acoustic covers
i used to have a recording of my friend singing dig up her bones i miss it
childhood is wanting asuka gf
adulthood is wanting misato fuck buddy
*Lauper
thats adolescence super ultra mega horny
real adulthood is wanting kind wife who will care for your family
m.youtube.com
Sounds like this only I can carry a tune
i want a class rep wife
what does it mean?
business management is the career for npc middle class people
the other two are pretty obvious
did chemical engineering in brazil transferred to the usa trying to get into chemical engineering, wasn't able to because of the high gpa requirement and now i'm doing cs and applied math does it happen to you anyway thank you
you don't need to be intelligent to become powerful or rich, you just need to trespass moral convictions held by the society you live in
Isn't misato the pedo?
real adulthood is wanting kind wife who will care for your family
not an option
I’d like to purchase a slave
Move to a Muslim country
we need to bring back the coliseum but with humanoid robots
truthsocial.com
what did he mean by this
asuka is hot but her personality is shit my cousin from germany looks like her but she is blonde and already dating a german boy
i want a fucking lum girlfriend = skinny, fair-skinned, blue eyes, loyal, down-to-earth, kind, loving
real adulthood is wanting kind wife who will care for your family
we need to bring back the coliseum but with people i don't like
i don’t think we got the full story on steve irwins death. look into it
Today I learned it's not spelled "collesium"
Seems pretty conclusive to me
stingray spergs out and stabs him in the chest several times
he dies
not going to google it, im pretty sure her name is hikari
but it gets said like twice so everyone only knows her as class rep girl
i miss the 7 or so years where NGE was my favorite media in the world
cmon just post it when youre done
i love
Drumpf is deporting hardworking construction workers
How do I clean a whole mattress? It's like the third time my eyes have been irritated from sleeping on it
In Europe and Australia white people work construction and other blue collar jobs
maybe now it'll be built to code!
Me too
Me? Heh. Yeah. I'm cute. Why do you ask?
Blonald Dotard Drumpf. Covfefe.
white people have always worked construction in the usa don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about, anyway, thank you
gronald blump
president cheeto tinyhands
Cheeto Benito
Mango Mussolini
had a big steak now im high life is good
love /cum/
Nigga, TWO scoops!
what jobs do their immigrants work then?
Food delivery
No way I could work a trade
I’m too uncoordinated
in europe and australia dey do dis
Holy shit no one cares you just want to live off handouts monkey
Might change all my dating app bios to "I just want my face sat on PLEASE"
Really fucjing cold jesus
people are always saying "mexicans do the jobs americans are too lazy to do!" when the reality is, mexicans replaced white workers because they were able to undercut their wages by accepting 3rd world living conditions and not paying taxes because they're working illegally.
Stop making posts like this, spinster is on nofap
If a woman came up to me and had sex with me I would dedicate my life to good
Who's going to clean your toilet Donald Trump
Will probably work
Hispanics have been working blue collar jobs since forever. They were in the skyscrapers with the Irish and Italians building NYC in the 1900s
late night gooning champions
youtube.com
Is that reviewbrah
huh?
I'm Latino and I worked blue collar jobs in my early 20s.
I believe all men must earn their stripes by working blue collar jobs in their early 20s with scraggly hair, an overgrown beard, and come home to an empty apartment with no furniture and a tv set on the floor. That is the true salt of the earth, gritty, grimy, working class blue collar worker experience
I've drunk like 2 and a half liters of water today and have barely peed, is it because I'm hungover?
If I had experienced teenage love I'd be a member of society. As it stands, I am an enemy of society.
I worked in the back of target for one summer so you can say I have blue collar experience
I did that in my early 20s and it was fucking horrible
you might be dead
i dont want anybody to clean my damned toilet
i can do it fine myself
i hate hate hate this argument
Society will soon collapse regardless.
the jew doesnt want you working from home because the real reason for working is breaking your spirit for their satanic rituals
you can still get an 18-19 year old girlfriend
i’m perpetually stuck in that lifestyle
Ars gratia artis?
Suffering for sufferings sake isn't smart. The best young men will figure out a way to avoid such folly
lost my drunken stupor
did you at least have a hot young white wife to receive you at home and cook for you?
At some point the term "chillax" disappeared
we makin it outta the Rhine with this one boys
That was a phat term
probably just paranoid cause im high but if i die its up to you guys to disseminate my possessions and tell girlberg i was very fond of her
Pretty sure you aren't going to die anytime soon
I was not married at the time
I spent all my time off work (electric line worker) drinking and doing drugs
girlberg, a paranoid stoner was very fond of you
i dont think so either but im really, REALLY cold. fucking shivering
and my lips looked a weird color [my brain is trying to convince me theyre blue but i know thats not true]
I am stupid and stinky
back in the day they told you to chillax
now they tell you to kill the insurance company ceos...
Hey, retards.
A question, if you please, are you more loyal to your state or the union or you don't care one way or another?
thanks bud youre a good friend
farm work or nothing
I want the government to be destroyed and for most of my countrymen to die.
My mom said some Mormons just stopped her in the middle of the street at 8 pm and they were some nice looking white ladies but seemed suspicious as shit like they were casing houses. And they were looking for my homeless drug addicted uncle
union
duh
I don't care I'm just trying to pay my bills and get by from day to day. Patriotism and other shit like that is not important when you are a busy worker bee
Shut yo bitch ass up
brutal
my dad was like you. He was a welder while pursuing his mechanical engineering degree. He’s very fair-skinned with blonde hair and green eyes, and his skin is all red and burned because he spent all day out in the sun.
fuck you
fuck off to tunisia
i heard they love americans over there
The union because I live in a particularly shitty state (California) that can apparently only be saved by federal legislation
My state 100%
im only loyal to bussy
I think California has smarter than legislation than our current federal government lol
The Continuous Downfall of Tobuscus
I find this post to be of "extremely low quality"
does living in sacramento even count as california
this city feels completely different to sf and la
might as well be in a different state
Always hated that guy, even when I was a kid I thought he obnoxious and unfunny
"They said god gave us this country, they said we came to be free! They said all were welcome in this land of democracy! Bullshit! Bullshit, It seemed like bullshit to me, To me! Bullshit, Bullshit! and bullshit it turned out to be!"
imagine if you were a janny...
Watching AEW and they're mostly just fat now
any real american wants america to be destroyed including individual states
Im TOO HIGH i want to be sober right now help
Im not having a bad trip i just feel ill i wanna go to normal headspace
I don't know what you mean by that but the minimum wage is high yet nobody can afford housing and there's druggies everywhere among other issues that affect my day to day life
homeless, rent, crime, failing schools, wokeness, out of touch libs
i dont see it blud
hands up! don't move
ITS ABOUT TIME THAT I MINE A DIAMOND(I sing this to myself alongside lava chicken and eye of the spider while playing minecraft)
brother in critical condition after motorcycle accident. not happy about this.
i bet he doesnt even live here
This was me whenever people asked me to get high. I would look up ways to get sober and it would be like "stand on your head" just to find out later in the article that only time could sober you up
motorcycles are very dangerous
Sorry to hear that
Motorcycles are death traps
any person who rides motorcycles regularly will eventually either sell it or die on it
My stummy hurts and I'm woozy
I wanna be sober for this
What state would that be? Wyoming?
Do NOT want to see edgelord posts about a near death experience
I do live here. California is far from perfect but at least we don't cut funding from science and engage in political vendettas
**hugs**
Boogie2988 should deadass die. He's a bitter, useless, uninteresting manchild. He could have played characters, done gaming content, and put some slight god damn work in and live phat but instead he's just living fat and disgusting. He's the embodiment of a wretched malodorous tumor of a person.
My friend from high school died in a motorcycle accident a month ago
he said he was too drunk to try out a 30 km/h max ebike on a trail at our cousin's bridal shower, but he was totally fine with driving a motorcycle on the road home,
rides a motorcycle
dies
no one could've predicted this unlikely turn of events
I don't give a shit about that, I just wish our dollar went a lot further and I wasn't surrounded by debauchery
If I were a carpenter...
And you were a janny...
is his abuse victim daughter wife still with him
I care about the big picture.
The name sounds Chinese wy yo mimg
Also how THE FUCK!!!!?! Is arkansas pronounced arkensaw?
License and registration
thats not the true blue collar worker experience
It is but I'm glad I got live that experience. It build character.
I'm not trying to romanticize it. That's just the lifestyle of a lot of blue collar workers in their early 20s/late teens. I would know because I lived it: Don't have money so women treat you as a subhuman, working long hours in physically demanding jobs, after your shift you go to the gym for a calm workout, get home late and cook yourself something or order some takeout, lay down on a mattress without a frame on the floor and read/or watch some tv on the floor before heading to bed and repeating. It builds character and a lot of go-getters had this lifestyle at some point in their life. White men and funnily enough illegal aliens live this life and I really hope someone makes a movie on these salt of the earth men acknowledging them.
California
don't engage in political vendettas
LOL
LMAO even
oh vey
our cities might be overpriced and miserable but at least we can chant free free palestine
I'm pretty sure you're trolling but this is really how Californians think.
he exists to be farmed by mentally ill people on kiwifarms and occasionally ridiculed by normal people when another epic crashout happens and they remember he exists
They have a law that says so
surrounded by debauchery
You sound like a flyover posing as a Californian
What "debauchery"? Outside of L.A. California is no different from the midwest
Hm? They deport you to yurop if you pronounce it wrong?
I know I can't win this argument because you guys are right, but I still feel that California's government is less morally reprehensible than the federal government
Slowly approaching that point of intoxication where I consider sticking my fingers down my throat
California has 10 times more homeless than any other state, not counting new York (another lib shit hole)
I'm only concerned about what directly affects my life
Free palestine huh? I'll take it!
Hello, israel? I have something you're gonna want. But it'll cost you
wtf just stop drinking nigga
not sure if i should jack off or go to bed
just drink water
So if aliens were revealed to be real tomorrow would you be one of those people that are like "I still have to pay rent and taxes so I don't care :/"
Sexy reasons or trying to vomit thr calories
If I woke up tomorrow and had wheels and was a bike idk what I'd do
California has 10 times more homeless than any other state, not counting new York (another lib shit hole)
Yeah, and they're all in L. A county. So what
Haha alright I'll stop pestering you
you say you want a girl to sit on your face but I bet you wouldn't be willing to do this 8 hours a day 5 days a week for your job
there's a biking trail along the river near old town sacramento
which would be nice and scenic if it didnt have a GIANT HOMELESS ENCAMPMENT along it
it smells like shit too
Yes unironically
Unless theyre gonna give us one of those scifi utopias where they take over the earth and control all politics and resources and end ewar and shit and let us live low stress lices as craftsmrn and community members and shit, i don't care beyond "that's neat"
Aliens don't put Ramen on my table
Yes I would, are you insane?!?!
i'd be bored mindless siting still for 8 hours a day, i might actually go crazy
All men must earn their stripes by working blue collar jobs if they truly want to be considered men
it seems good but it would get painful fast
that's neat
For me it would be more like "holy shit that's the coolest thing ever I'm so grateful to be alive to witness this discovery"
youtu.be
Everyone in California knows what you're saying isn't true. They're everywhere, even the rich areas.
You ever play fortnite
dont give a shit about being recognized bro
i just want a comfy life
most people would be like that
even the rich areas
No they're fucking not
You're fucking delusional , I live here
A few times
i just tried to play it and got bored and quit. gonna go back to doing nothing
if by rich areas you mean rich suburbs then sure
but they are definitely in the cities
I'm not most people.
It would at least temporarily make me happier since it would be so fascinating. Life changing info
Introducing aliens to emo and incelcore music
Gonna make taking back sunday and negative xp the first interstellar hits
new
no
you're not going into any depth about what the implications of aliens being real are, if literally nothing changes why would anyone care
Gleep glorp
Your lipstick his collar dont bothet angel
Glorp gleep
I live in Upland CA, it's just a regular ass neighborhood and there's no homeless here. Not in any significant numbers
Its just super interesting okay
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