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Three Furies Edition

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0ebis poop

I got it bros, I finally got it
the dream

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Sex with megara

Crazy how Joe Rogan bullied that old man because he wouldn’t say that aliens built the pyramids

Why did you redeem itttttt

guy can't comprehend a system of ramps, sad!

Zagreus...

Ok guys I'm done taking my butthole-raping huge ass poo

NBA players aren't even black anymore it's all weird mystermeat like terrone

mega gape

watchin j1mmy f2p vids again

Poop
Peeniss

Sorry guys I made some bad posts

It feels like it! My legs are trembling and I had to take a few pills.

Get some fiber in yo diet my man

what kinda pills do you take for recovering from takinga big poo

Im a white italian man

You're an attention whore is what you are

percocet and tylenol

kripparian?

poopenfarten rn

would it kill you to buy a banana bunch when grocery shopping

bazaar post- er, i mean bizarre post

Cooking meat cubes again.

Momberg cut them and put them in the fridge.

yummers

Terrone is gonna end up in one of those police body cam videos where the cops show up after reports of suspicious and lewd behaviour from a man harassing women in the neighbourhood. He'll end up sperging out and reaching for a knife and they'll dump like 40 rounds of 9mm into him and a German Shepherd will tear off his foot. Shooting will be ruled justifiable and it will have to be a closed casket funeral due to the severe damage.

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epic boobs

i dont know what i'm gonna do if i cant get an asian gf

Continue to be brown, i guess.

I refuse to believe that there are people under the age of 35 who don't check their phone hourly.
I'm getting ignored!

bro sometimes its just not in your hands

It's God's fault that I'm an incel. Why would this retarded nigger make me if I am just going to spend the entirety of my life a loser?

Some people made a few nasty comments about me having an android phone

shes not interested (shes getting her back blown out). move on.

Women are all evil whores.

they only had an 18 pack so when i came up to the register the guy was like wohoah big plans this weekend?

there are... no big plans this weekend, i admitted

this doesnt happen in real life

It did happen to me in real life

You were given free will and you squandered it

Conflict. Upload the sire.

you made the right decision, enjoy the beer

thats the most pathetic thing ive ever heard [of them, not you]

there are no winners without losers. you are there so winners have something to compare themselves with. that is, unless you grab your fate by the horns and make of life what it ought to be. your choice.

At the bar listening to a band play. The bartender is really cute

hit her up with some moves

steal a creepshot for the cumbums

I would never do any of that
im actually normal irl
i have a job, car, apartment etc

dont hit on her

im back

Normal people don't say and do the things you do online though.

hit her, hit her with a long autistic explanation of how athenian democracy worked

does anyone know what stream service the ballad of buster scruggs is on

it's different when you are online

Netflix

this is real good advice btw unironically

play through the rancor section of kotor like 8 times across various playthroughs

never once realize until now that you only need one hand grenade to blow it up

i had been using like 8 mines

Who the hell would know that off hand

For me it's Long John Silver's

I knew it
I'm an expert on kino, and well aware that movie is a Netflix original

fuck
dont have that and not paying for it

Diarrhea: the restaurant

vietnam is still communist to this day
america LOST

retarded fag-kun, you must
simply use levidia / putlocker / fmovies

Does everyone receive the exact same income?
If not, its not communist

wanna watch it in bed desu

for me, its stremio

has any country ever done this?

I love diarrhea

i haven't been to joe's crab shack in a long time. I want to go to a retarded theme restaurant so bad bros. it's either gonna be that or rainforrest cafe so i can get the gummy worm pudding

For me it’s tubi

torrent?

yea i havent been to once in about 20 years
i wanna go to florida as an excuse to go

Joe's Crab Shack fucks. The prices are a little crazy but I've never had a bad time there. I wear the bib too.

Hey, you guys know those guitars that are, like, DOUBLE guitars?

gummy worm pudding

You just unlocked a 17 year old memory of mine

mass effect 1 is the greatest video game i've ever played

Yeah
There's also 12 string guitars which are actually practical

APPROVED

Majora's Mask is the greatest video game I've ever played

do you guys have dark blue eyes like lum???????????????

Yeah. Those are pretty cool too

The Witcher 3 is the greatest video game I've ever played

when did you quit gooning

It has come to my attention that the Joe's Crab Shack in my hometown closed a couple of years ago

Yesterday but I relapsed

yea the only driveable ones are bossier city and destin, sucks

I'm watching seven of seven on there
It's ok

I wish he got to kill himself on stage instead of a lame heroin overdose

or i mean, galveston

I want to live in a place where there are no jews or indians

Guess I'm driving to Destin, Bossier City is a dump

Anon Babble tricked me into watching a pedo movie on tubi
I should have read the plot description, I thought it was just a cool old Czech movie about vampires, but no, extensive 13 year old girl nudity and sex.

*Sends you to Afghanistan*

I rode a bus through Galveston on my way to New York City.

I didn't know how fuckhuge Texas was till I took that trip. Started in L.A. must taken us 3 days to drive across texas

*kidnaps you*

yup same man
destin is easy to get to and bossier city is fucking gotham

Yo
Bitch as nigga say what?

americans are so big and powerful!!
i'm just a lil canadian twink >.<

Canadian women love American men

Canadians poop just like everyone else

sir please stop being black in the thread

N

I

It's a beautiful night tonight

I'm a handsome young man

الليموني

Why does night have nig in it? Is it racist because both of them are dark like shit?

You’ve no need for a nightlight on a light night like tonight

saw the moon & was able to talk to her tn

i'm a moderator on a subreddit of over 800,000 members

Sophie before killing xerself

Do you ever get a resonse

flag

Checks out

who
no but i get a sense of satisfaction as if i did

2 in 9 people driving cars on the road at any given time don't have valid drivers' licenses.
Compare that to 1 in 9 cyclists past the legal age for obtaining a driver's license
Cyclists are more likely to have a driver's license than motorists which is crazy.

I understand this reference!

*Hugs*

The police are such troublemakers

wait a minute

zero chance that's true

Is this because of the immigration problem

i appreciate the hug but y

I don't believe you if we're talking about America. Canada? I don't know. But America? Absolutely not, to the point where I doubt it's true for a country so close to America

I like people who have unusual mystic bends like you
You should embrace it

can't decide what to play

It’s never my turn

what kind of games do you like

thanks animism fren

Everything is about sex
Politics, science, media, goals, fears, wants, needs, art
None of that shit matters
Everyone is sex
All attractive women are built for sex

I'm more like a panentheist but I hope you post more about your moon fascinations and such

everything is about sex
except sex
that's about power

it's actually closer to equal, 80% for both have licenses

blaster master zero

Now wait a cottonpicking minute there mister

Like whenever I see something on the news or linkedin or real life or whatever about an attractive woman accomplishing something, all I can think is "she loves to suck penis or eat pussy"

Penis suck
Penis munch

idk I think I might play more star wars or an mmo

i'm gaming and watching youtube, that's not about sex

Yeah bro it's 2009 let's play some Star wars galaxies

my gleeby deeby ass

wish i had battlefront, not sure how well it would run on my pc though

All the dumbest people I went to college with majored in psychology, business, or sports management

Have your rich foid mistress buy it for you

The one in my city permanently closed as well
I've never been actually

i made an overwatch meme during the first halloween event that got like 100k views on facebook and 20k on youtube i think

business management is the career for npc middle class people
the other two are pretty obvious

Mr. Popular over here!

slightly drunk

wont be posting the vid in case it gets me doxxed somehow but here ya go
i makea da funnies
slightly high
i dont like the strawberry lager i bought [i dont like lager]

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What are your thoughts on the jews

I think I creeped out the bartender

when i was 16 i wanted a lum girlfriend and now i'm 25 and still want a lum girlfriend, anyway, thank you

I'm recording a cover of Cyndi LUoer's Time After Time on my acoustic. My voice is in rare form today

Beautiful women
Intelligent people
Israel is quite evil
Those are my thoughts

googled it the beers i like are 'american lagers' but the one i have is a /munich/ lager
sad, many such cases
when i was 16 i wanted an asuka girlfriend now i am 27 and i want a class rep wife

Are you going to get drunker
What did you have

What'd you say to her bro

Intelligent people

kek

2 bottles of beer
1 glass of rum

Even jew haters know they are intelligent, how else could they become so powerful?

pls post
i love lofi acoustic covers
i used to have a recording of my friend singing dig up her bones i miss it

childhood is wanting asuka gf
adulthood is wanting misato fuck buddy

*Lauper

thats adolescence super ultra mega horny
real adulthood is wanting kind wife who will care for your family

i want a class rep wife

what does it mean?

business management is the career for npc middle class people

the other two are pretty obvious

did chemical engineering in brazil transferred to the usa trying to get into chemical engineering, wasn't able to because of the high gpa requirement and now i'm doing cs and applied math does it happen to you anyway thank you

you don't need to be intelligent to become powerful or rich, you just need to trespass moral convictions held by the society you live in

Isn't misato the pedo?

real adulthood is wanting kind wife who will care for your family

not an option

I’d like to purchase a slave

Move to a Muslim country

we need to bring back the coliseum but with humanoid robots

asuka is hot but her personality is shit my cousin from germany looks like her but she is blonde and already dating a german boy

i want a fucking lum girlfriend = skinny, fair-skinned, blue eyes, loyal, down-to-earth, kind, loving

real adulthood is wanting kind wife who will care for your family

we need to bring back the coliseum but with people i don't like

i don’t think we got the full story on steve irwins death. look into it

Today I learned it's not spelled "collesium"

Seems pretty conclusive to me

stingray spergs out and stabs him in the chest several times

he dies

not going to google it, im pretty sure her name is hikari
but it gets said like twice so everyone only knows her as class rep girl
i miss the 7 or so years where NGE was my favorite media in the world
cmon just post it when youre done
i love

Drumpf is deporting hardworking construction workers

How do I clean a whole mattress? It's like the third time my eyes have been irritated from sleeping on it

In Europe and Australia white people work construction and other blue collar jobs

maybe now it'll be built to code!

Me too

Me? Heh. Yeah. I'm cute. Why do you ask?

Blonald Dotard Drumpf. Covfefe.

white people have always worked construction in the usa don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about, anyway, thank you

gronald blump
president cheeto tinyhands

Cheeto Benito
Mango Mussolini

had a big steak now im high life is good
love /cum/

Nigga, TWO scoops!

what jobs do their immigrants work then?

Food delivery

No way I could work a trade
I’m too uncoordinated

in europe and australia dey do dis

Holy shit no one cares you just want to live off handouts monkey

Might change all my dating app bios to "I just want my face sat on PLEASE"

Really fucjing cold jesus

people are always saying "mexicans do the jobs americans are too lazy to do!" when the reality is, mexicans replaced white workers because they were able to undercut their wages by accepting 3rd world living conditions and not paying taxes because they're working illegally.

Stop making posts like this, spinster is on nofap

If a woman came up to me and had sex with me I would dedicate my life to good

Who's going to clean your toilet Donald Trump

Will probably work

Hispanics have been working blue collar jobs since forever. They were in the skyscrapers with the Irish and Italians building NYC in the 1900s

late night gooning champions

huh?

I'm Latino and I worked blue collar jobs in my early 20s.

I believe all men must earn their stripes by working blue collar jobs in their early 20s with scraggly hair, an overgrown beard, and come home to an empty apartment with no furniture and a tv set on the floor. That is the true salt of the earth, gritty, grimy, working class blue collar worker experience

I've drunk like 2 and a half liters of water today and have barely peed, is it because I'm hungover?

If I had experienced teenage love I'd be a member of society. As it stands, I am an enemy of society.

I worked in the back of target for one summer so you can say I have blue collar experience

I did that in my early 20s and it was fucking horrible

you might be dead

i dont want anybody to clean my damned toilet
i can do it fine myself
i hate hate hate this argument

Society will soon collapse regardless.

the jew doesnt want you working from home because the real reason for working is breaking your spirit for their satanic rituals

you can still get an 18-19 year old girlfriend

i’m perpetually stuck in that lifestyle

Ars gratia artis?
Suffering for sufferings sake isn't smart. The best young men will figure out a way to avoid such folly

lost my drunken stupor

did you at least have a hot young white wife to receive you at home and cook for you?

At some point the term "chillax" disappeared

That was a phat term

probably just paranoid cause im high but if i die its up to you guys to disseminate my possessions and tell girlberg i was very fond of her

Pretty sure you aren't going to die anytime soon

I was not married at the time
I spent all my time off work (electric line worker) drinking and doing drugs

girlberg, a paranoid stoner was very fond of you

i dont think so either but im really, REALLY cold. fucking shivering
and my lips looked a weird color [my brain is trying to convince me theyre blue but i know thats not true]

I am stupid and stinky

back in the day they told you to chillax
now they tell you to kill the insurance company ceos...

Hey, retards.
A question, if you please, are you more loyal to your state or the union or you don't care one way or another?

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thanks bud youre a good friend

farm work or nothing

I want the government to be destroyed and for most of my countrymen to die.

My mom said some Mormons just stopped her in the middle of the street at 8 pm and they were some nice looking white ladies but seemed suspicious as shit like they were casing houses. And they were looking for my homeless drug addicted uncle

union
duh

I don't care I'm just trying to pay my bills and get by from day to day. Patriotism and other shit like that is not important when you are a busy worker bee

Shut yo bitch ass up

brutal
my dad was like you. He was a welder while pursuing his mechanical engineering degree. He’s very fair-skinned with blonde hair and green eyes, and his skin is all red and burned because he spent all day out in the sun.

fuck you
fuck off to tunisia
i heard they love americans over there

The union because I live in a particularly shitty state (California) that can apparently only be saved by federal legislation

My state 100%

im only loyal to bussy

I think California has smarter than legislation than our current federal government lol

The Continuous Downfall of Tobuscus

I find this post to be of "extremely low quality"

does living in sacramento even count as california
this city feels completely different to sf and la
might as well be in a different state

Always hated that guy, even when I was a kid I thought he obnoxious and unfunny

"They said god gave us this country, they said we came to be free! They said all were welcome in this land of democracy! Bullshit! Bullshit, It seemed like bullshit to me, To me! Bullshit, Bullshit! and bullshit it turned out to be!"

imagine if you were a janny...

Watching AEW and they're mostly just fat now

any real american wants america to be destroyed including individual states

Im TOO HIGH i want to be sober right now help
Im not having a bad trip i just feel ill i wanna go to normal headspace

I don't know what you mean by that but the minimum wage is high yet nobody can afford housing and there's druggies everywhere among other issues that affect my day to day life

homeless, rent, crime, failing schools, wokeness, out of touch libs
i dont see it blud

hands up! don't move

ITS ABOUT TIME THAT I MINE A DIAMOND(I sing this to myself alongside lava chicken and eye of the spider while playing minecraft)

brother in critical condition after motorcycle accident. not happy about this.

i bet he doesnt even live here

This was me whenever people asked me to get high. I would look up ways to get sober and it would be like "stand on your head" just to find out later in the article that only time could sober you up

motorcycles are very dangerous

Sorry to hear that
Motorcycles are death traps

any person who rides motorcycles regularly will eventually either sell it or die on it

My stummy hurts and I'm woozy
I wanna be sober for this

What state would that be? Wyoming?

Do NOT want to see edgelord posts about a near death experience

I do live here. California is far from perfect but at least we don't cut funding from science and engage in political vendettas

Boogie2988 should deadass die. He's a bitter, useless, uninteresting manchild. He could have played characters, done gaming content, and put some slight god damn work in and live phat but instead he's just living fat and disgusting. He's the embodiment of a wretched malodorous tumor of a person.

My friend from high school died in a motorcycle accident a month ago

he said he was too drunk to try out a 30 km/h max ebike on a trail at our cousin's bridal shower, but he was totally fine with driving a motorcycle on the road home,

rides a motorcycle

dies

no one could've predicted this unlikely turn of events

I don't give a shit about that, I just wish our dollar went a lot further and I wasn't surrounded by debauchery

If I were a carpenter...
And you were a janny...

is his abuse victim daughter wife still with him

I care about the big picture.

The name sounds Chinese wy yo mimg
Also how THE FUCK!!!!?! Is arkansas pronounced arkensaw?

License and registration

thats not the true blue collar worker experience
It is but I'm glad I got live that experience. It build character.
I'm not trying to romanticize it. That's just the lifestyle of a lot of blue collar workers in their early 20s/late teens. I would know because I lived it: Don't have money so women treat you as a subhuman, working long hours in physically demanding jobs, after your shift you go to the gym for a calm workout, get home late and cook yourself something or order some takeout, lay down on a mattress without a frame on the floor and read/or watch some tv on the floor before heading to bed and repeating. It builds character and a lot of go-getters had this lifestyle at some point in their life. White men and funnily enough illegal aliens live this life and I really hope someone makes a movie on these salt of the earth men acknowledging them.

California

don't engage in political vendettas

LOL
LMAO even

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oh vey
our cities might be overpriced and miserable but at least we can chant free free palestine

I'm pretty sure you're trolling but this is really how Californians think.

he exists to be farmed by mentally ill people on kiwifarms and occasionally ridiculed by normal people when another epic crashout happens and they remember he exists

They have a law that says so

surrounded by debauchery

You sound like a flyover posing as a Californian
What "debauchery"? Outside of L.A. California is no different from the midwest

Hm? They deport you to yurop if you pronounce it wrong?

I know I can't win this argument because you guys are right, but I still feel that California's government is less morally reprehensible than the federal government

Slowly approaching that point of intoxication where I consider sticking my fingers down my throat

California has 10 times more homeless than any other state, not counting new York (another lib shit hole)
I'm only concerned about what directly affects my life

Free palestine huh? I'll take it!

Hello, israel? I have something you're gonna want. But it'll cost you

wtf just stop drinking nigga

not sure if i should jack off or go to bed

just drink water

So if aliens were revealed to be real tomorrow would you be one of those people that are like "I still have to pay rent and taxes so I don't care :/"

Sexy reasons or trying to vomit thr calories

If I woke up tomorrow and had wheels and was a bike idk what I'd do

California has 10 times more homeless than any other state, not counting new York (another lib shit hole)

Yeah, and they're all in L. A county. So what

Haha alright I'll stop pestering you

you say you want a girl to sit on your face but I bet you wouldn't be willing to do this 8 hours a day 5 days a week for your job

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there's a biking trail along the river near old town sacramento
which would be nice and scenic if it didnt have a GIANT HOMELESS ENCAMPMENT along it
it smells like shit too

Yes unironically
Unless theyre gonna give us one of those scifi utopias where they take over the earth and control all politics and resources and end ewar and shit and let us live low stress lices as craftsmrn and community members and shit, i don't care beyond "that's neat"
Aliens don't put Ramen on my table

Yes I would, are you insane?!?!

i'd be bored mindless siting still for 8 hours a day, i might actually go crazy

All men must earn their stripes by working blue collar jobs if they truly want to be considered men

it seems good but it would get painful fast

that's neat

For me it would be more like "holy shit that's the coolest thing ever I'm so grateful to be alive to witness this discovery"

You ever play fortnite

dont give a shit about being recognized bro
i just want a comfy life

most people would be like that

even the rich areas

No they're fucking not
You're fucking delusional , I live here

A few times

i just tried to play it and got bored and quit. gonna go back to doing nothing

if by rich areas you mean rich suburbs then sure
but they are definitely in the cities

I'm not most people.
It would at least temporarily make me happier since it would be so fascinating. Life changing info

new

no

you're not going into any depth about what the implications of aliens being real are, if literally nothing changes why would anyone care

I live in Upland CA, it's just a regular ass neighborhood and there's no homeless here. Not in any significant numbers

Its just super interesting okay

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