This is life in Germany as seen through the eyes of a foreigner

This is life in Germany as seen through the eyes of a foreigner.

separating trash is soy

separating trash is soy

I disagree. It's why we sent pilgrims to America to keep Europe clean.

Tell me more about sparkling water of GERMANY

It sparkles not with the spark of gas, but with the spark of LIFE itself.

quiet trains

they made the trains affordable for arabs and indians now, so that's over now (except for long-distance lines)

fuck is sparking water? plain soda?
the carbonate made it taste like arm pit

just add a curtain of pig sausages before every train door

I was confused by that because they haven't been quiet in a long4 time, if at all, afaik. I'm pretty young though so I never had the chance to know what it might've been like in the 70s. Or maybe they're just quiet compared to what they're used to back home?

ok this is funny, Brumhilde.

What the actual fuck is wrong with DB or German public transport in general? Every train I've gotten on I've had to wade through hundreds of Heineken cans/bottles, food wrappers and garbage. Everyone is blind drunk yelling and talking at full volume in groups. Everybody is fucking eating food 24/7 like people will sit down and put a whole fast food meal on the tiny little table in front of you and rustle their bag of chips for 30 minutes while you're trying to commute.

In Australia all of the following are banned

smoking

banned and finable offense

alcohol

banned and finable offense

food or drink of any kind

banned and finable offense

loud noises above a whisper, phone calls, speakers/audio

banned

putting your feet on the seats

banned

pets

banned and finable offense

children sitting on seats while adults are standing

banned, you are obligated to give up your seat

luggage in the aisle

banned

AND it costs 0.5 Australian dollars per trip, unlike fucking Germany paying $3 for a ticket to go one metro station over.

jealousy, anon
at least that's what i tell myself when people call me stupid and ugly

ur beautiful

we larp as being "le laid back chill aussies" but australians and more broadly our society values rules and laws as much as germans do

keeeeeeeek

People separating trash like it's a competitive sport

What this nigga talking about, you have to be retarded to not understand the system in 5 minutes

And they call us rule obsessed

DB has been privatized 20 years ago with the expected results+brown invasion

Qld public transport is bliss. So glad my city is full of car cucks who rot in traffic for 1hr both ways when they could enjoy the serenity of the train cruising silently into the CBD as the sun rises.
I thought of all people you guys would have strict public transport rules. Even Switzerland lets you eat and drink on trains.

Eating and drinking in public is degenerate

okaay

sorry

Thank you for doing the right thing <3

WE DON'T DO THAT IN AUSTRALIA

bodied that freak

Australia is a totalitarian shithole we already know that
You probably just walked into a train right after a football match, it can get pretty messy then but usually they're fine

German stare

still water

.....

Eye contact

Thing I like the most about whites honestly. Effective communication without needing words as much.

Its always been affordable for them, if you think they pay youre a retard.

I was in Germany for a whole month

every train delayed by 1hr minimum

everyone is loud and disruptive

literally millions of refugees sleeping in the train station at all times

This is Russian propaganda

Were you in NRW perchance?

And yet you stayed for a whole ass month.
Better zip it, white trash.

literally millions of refugees sleeping in the train station at all times

were you by any chance at Frankfurt Hauptbanhhof? I was visiting my gf who is from the northern area of frankfurt and this sounds exactly like that. Although there are plenty of loud crackheads here in Melbourne, compared to frankfurt main station it's like a safe paradise.

stare at others in the face

one thing germans have common with bharatians.

I visited most of the major cities and also loads in the countryside. Also Austria and Switzerland but Germany was by far the worst. Cologne, Frankfurt and Munich were particularly bad in winter.

t. gets bombed on the Paris metro

Oh look, the kremlinbot got fresh instructions

It didn't take long before some low IQ Austrian cunt twat appeared with his "privatization is bad!" mantra. Dumb idiot. Commie.

do you think he's yugo

quiet trains

separating trash

lmao does he live in some small village?

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

I live in a big city. Public transport is still quiet sometimes, but refugees often do disrupt the peace and harmony. Everyone here is very anal about sorting trash.

idk. Yugos are normally apolitical. The older generation and the Italian diaspora tend to be more sympathetic to communism.

Privatization is in fact bad unless you're one of the rich faggots who gets to get richer from it.

The eye contact is bullshit. Germans will avoid it. Only browns and lunatics (and little children) will stare at you.
Still water is not a problem. In every grocery store, it's right beside the sparkling stuff in comparable quantities of stock.

stfu kremlinbot

I will not be silenced.

I prefer still water.
if the sparkling stuff is cold, it's not too bad.
I absolutely hate the "medium" sparkling. tastes flat, awful. it's got to be still or proper sparkling.

This. If you're in public people will generally try to avoid eye contact if they don't want to seem like they want to initiate a conversation. The whole looking random strangers in the eyes, smiling and saying hello is quite foreign and happens rarely here.

I see

war crime

It's quirky, it's different, but it works.

I can't explain why but I fucking hate this sentence

they were smart and privatized only the profitable parts
losing businesses such as local/regional transports are still paid by the state

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mein gott

Is there a place in Germany that would accept Asians

Can you leave him alone? Can you just, like, leave him alone?

They do small talk. I came here expecting it to be a paradise for an autistic person just to find out they are just bunch of normies.

Are you from finland

Can you explain it to someone who has never separated trash in his life

we like banning things IN AUSTRALIA

We know you’re a prison larping as a continent. No need to reiterate.

01.06.2025

First german joke was made

YES! YES! YES!

We are a funny people, deal with it

It happened before

So you would prefer if the Canadian government owned PornHub?

LOL

Now I'm thinking of a garbage truck with the name Mayflower written on their sides....

I would prefer that PornHub was banned.
Also Pornhub is not the same thing as critical infrastructure like trains.

Ask for mineral water in a restaurant, and if you don't specify that you want it w/o Kohlensäure (CO2). You'll get served sparkling water. You have to get used to it, it's like not liking the taste beer as a kid/teenager, it's so etching you develop the taste for.
We call it "agua con gas"

<3

i hate sparkling water

Good.

I don't get it

If the government can run a critical business better than private investors, why not nationalize everything? Shoe stores, food production, hardware stores, manufacturing, music production industry etc.

what is WRONG with you

Damn, I must be a german trapped in here, surrounded by uncivilized apes.

lowers the cost desu
vichy
(everyone pronounces it vissü)

Mehmet with the bantz

Im bavarian, thank you

nobody makes lederhosens like bauerians