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FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

I served in Panama. I took down Noriega

where's iceland?????????????

Canada is not optimal

Where'd everyone go
Isn't he a sadist piece of shit who enjoys watching videos of animals in pain?

Next to Fridgistan

No

you're supposed to link the thread to the previous one
NIGGERS

poo in loo saaaaaaaaaaar

That's never been a requirement

only black people can say nigger

do you like white girl???????????????

Correct. My skin is dark brown, I smell like shit & curry and my love for Israel is strong

Living in redditleaf's head

lie. i can say it just fine

What's this all a boot?

I'm scum

If you don't like Black girls - You ain't White

Denmark's team

brutally pathetic

If you don't like ICELANDIC girls from ICELAND - You ain't White

Is this true

His benis is the stick?

i like the pretty, light-skinned girls i sometimes see in pornography
and i fell in love with ONE (1) adult human female negro i've seen in my life.
every single other black woman i've seen has been hideous or obese

light-skinned

What's the point?
I like my Neggressess to be extra dark - If you go down that road - why not go all in

Poo
Moo

if i see a black woman on a porn site i instantly go flaccid

I had a Norwegian friend his name was Fred I had a Danish friend her name was Katarina, it's a pretty name, thank you

many aspects of physiology are genetic.
the darker they are, the more their physiognomy looks fucked up to me

Dang, how about when you watch Blacked?

didnt have a second slice of cake had a pibb instead

saaaar if i say i hate other brown people white people will like me

Vocaroo a fart

Fair enough
Would fuck the shit out of a Black girl yelling racial slurs, hot

One of my high school history teachers divorced her husband and married a woman the next year. Absolutely brutal.

True

You already posted this

You're not me, Jason

Holl up!
No more Metal Gear games?

youtube.com/watch?v=0O_boUVPamA

why can't canada ever win an nhl championship?

good players prefer to live in the us where taxes are lower

There are too many Brazilians on this board

what about iceland????????????

anybody remember leafy

the friends episode is on where phoebe has the santa pants and they've switched apartments.

tfw no gf

Yes, but who cares?

How do we defeat ZOG?

Not only is there major hockey skill brain drain to the US, but all Canadian teams but Toronto also have the ‘advantage’ of being the only major league team in the city. If you live in a big city in the US, and your hockey team is playing like complete dogshit, you might just start paying more attention to other local sports teams; the team might go out of business, or be forced to move. If the NHL is the only game in town, they don’t have to compete for locals’ attention, and can better afford to suck and not give a shit.

I want to marry a Southern girl, but I am a Yankee

All true

Was watching this girls livestream. She said her type is big black men so I got disgusted and left

I had a meeting with Kissinger in an Applebees in Cranston

Indian religion and culture in 2 words

Good lad

continue to notice. continue to say that you noticed. make it known that you know that they know that you know what they're up to and you will continue to call attention to it. this has already done damage to them.

I’m JFK (faked my death and went into exile like Hitler)

went into exile like Hitler

I don't know you!

update that no one asked for: had little caesars stuffed crust (suprisingly good) now I'm considered taking a poo in the loo and a nap

Getting your brains blown out on camera was a good plan to fool people

you're gonna have to define what you mean by that because people in this country use that to mean anything from guy who works at walmart to southerner who owns a billion dollar grain company and wears overalls

How to become more White?

You are working class people

that will never happen, terrone

update: got a SEETHING reply by someone jealous they didn't have pizza

Cool it, John

Cool it, tyrele

Skin bleaching.

i had a dream i was petting a baby duck and then i got up to do something else but when i came back the duck was dead and i saw a black cat running away from it, i collapsed near the duck screaming "NOOOOOOO!!!" until i woke up

Bros....

if you were upper class how would you even know what working class people are like. they almost never interact.

bitch

My great uncle was involved with the Italian mafia...

Drink more milk

Veni, vidi, vici

talked with dr penjamin
eating pretzels
watchin j1mmy
good saturnday night desu

i know that cattle exist. i have never touched or been near a cattle before and there cannot actually tell you what they're like from experience. any opinion i offer on cattle would be based on what i've read and seen in videos.

i came, i saw, i conquered! ...i know that. :)

this made my penis the small penis

this machine kills racists

that machine fucks chuds till they prolapse

Sometimes the elephants at circuses get angry and start killing everyone they see

What was it?

Actual richfags love setting up aristocratic estates with hobby farms and expensive heritage breed cattle. If you’ve never even seen cattle, you’re middle class at best.

a human male's penis and hairy ass
god, i love boobies and vaginas so much

Had a nightmare where they were after my foreskin, when I woke up I had to check if it was still there

Found out the other day that Asian elephants are smarter than african elephants...

Brian the fag subjecting everyone else to gay porn again

My great uncle was involved with the Italian mafia...

fagberg is a poorfag though, he doesn't even make $30/hr he has no idea what actual rich people are like.

The question everyone wants to know is why he didn't fuck her in her tight white pussy

i like animorphs

please post brown brazillian women

remember when lecrab flashed his penis on national TV and it was really small and everyone had a laugh haha good times

i've been wondering how to get an asian gf

No. Never.

Cattle die, and kinsmen die,
And so one dies one's self;
One thing now, that never dies,
The fame of a dead man's deeds.

jbw
unfortunately impossible your a macacx like you

Is it true Brazil has a higher Asian population than white

think about how angry they are and DON'T do that. the noble pachyderm are the masters of restraint.

why don't you appreciate your own women?

Lemons are just angry Oranges

im back

What are limes

Looking over cookbook to find something for sister (she's visiting this week)

I have 122 recipes

37 of them are Japanese

I like Japanese food too much, I should expand my range. What cuisines do you guys like?

Lemons with depression?

I do like black women, not ghetto ones tho

why

Are all japanese men actually gay? Seems like every anime depicts them as terrified of sex

I have sicilian as well as some irish blood
This brings me great honor
t. Terrone

make her some top ramen

Me? 100% American

still drinking but not drunk

anime characters are all teenagers dummy, it's normal for teenagers to be nervous about sexo

White mutt

Get shit faced and make posts that you regret in the morning

Japan used to have a lot of problems with diseases, so they have a very ingrained hygine culture. That and the whole "sex before marriage" taboo that every culture has, but I think the mix of the two make them more reactive.
She likes greasy and sweet food, like spaghetti or pizza. I think I'll stick to that sort of thing.

i feel like it's women who are more terrified of sex than men

Most of what I cook is either French, Italian, British, or American.

Italian, irish, polish, German, Slavic, French, etc built this country

make posts that you regret in the morning

i have never done that even when im shit faced

That's only true for you

COMING at you live! it's fast, hot, sexy weather alerts in your area! and you better believe it's not accurate, not even close! in basketball the sixty-nine'rs murdered the fourchan clovers, i made that up, and a local pet shelter has spooled up the incinerators despite public protest! we'll get the story to you in a moment.

Frozen pizza and Kraft mac n cheese

I don't have many French foods now that you mention it. Mostly Asian, Italian, and British.

Begorrah!

Why not just get a team together and raid small African countries for their resources? Could probably retire in three years. More exciting than crypto.

Live a little

This is why I love asking Canadians for advice, they always narrow out the shittiest advice

that's cause you're a gross incel

So did blacks and Asians but you're right

take the vtuber pill
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1747863732150837.webm

i cant wait to see her tomorrowwww aaaaaa
women are the fucking best bros

Because there are already teams in Africa doing this that you probably don't want to fuck with

i have never had problems with alcohol

I have at times fantasized about taking over Nauru, like they literally can't stop a couple dozen guys.

This is what that one guy on Twitter was saying about Haiti

this isnt sexually attractive

I know. You have a problem with loosening up instead

People do that. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. The big problem most of the time is that “poor countries” aren’t really sovereign states, but rather puppet states of one of the great powers, so filibusters are liable to get slapped by great power intelligence agencies and such
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Equatorial_Guinea_coup_attempt

i think you should take a cyanide pill

except neither of them built this country but nice try

good luck

I mean he's not wrong is he? If you controlled haiti and kicked all the blahpipo out, you could become a bazillionaire simply from cruise ship tourism.

its not a new girl weve been talking for a couple weeks and we are super into each other shes just at her friends sisters graduation for the weekend a few hours away but is coming home tomorrow
i love women and girls and ladies so much bros

Mom picking you up from summer camp or what

I love Japanese food but only sushi and donburi.

anybody want to suck my dick

Ouch, look out for the wall, aim for the couch, I'm 'bout to fall
I miss the couch and down I go, lookin' like a bouncing ball
Shit must've knocked me out 'cause I ain't feel the ground at all
Wow, what the fuck happened last night? Where am I?

well i hope it works out for you

no

how im feelin fr i am down so fucking bad

Much more powerful people are busy becoming bazillionaires through other weird shit like embezzling billions in foreign aid for Haiti that never reaches its shores, and they’d be happy to disappear anyone interested in interfering with that

Me

I just want to love a woman
t. Terrone

thanks man
shes an absolute angel like i do not deserve her

dont mess it up

Treat women like celebrities, they'll treat you like a fan

just got 4 (you)s

Try some gyoza

i dont plan on it!

weird shit like embezzling billions in foreign aid for Haiti that never reaches its shores

hmm yeah that's actually true. also I think there's some sort of ancient curse on haiti that predates the blahpipos

I quite like Japanese food, and I’ve tried a pretty wide variety of it, but I practically never make it at home. Their cooking techniques are generally too different from the other skills I’ve honed in the kitchen, and I can’t be bothered to get good

Doesn't Gyoza mean cow head

gyoza is Chinese

Get his ass

When it's Chinese it's Jiaozi
It means you can goan

Ive had sex with 3 different girls
t. Terrone

I've had gyoza but I thought it was a Chinese dish?

that's 1 more than me

I am detestable

yeah, sex with usanians

Nope

We cannot defeat the Haitians :(

The white man needs steak, vegetables etc, all expensive and all need supply lines

The Haitians feel hungry and reach below their feet, scoop up some mud and eat it.

“Hmm I love mudcake” they say

We cannot defeat an enemy with infinite free food.

We must therefore destroy the mud top layer of the entire country of Haiti, leaving them with nothing but hard rock.

I want the Palestinians in Gaza to beat israel
t. Terrone

It’s a Japanese dish, but the root word comes from Chinese, and there’s a similar Chinese dish from which it branched off hundreds of years ago. Chinese/China in East Asia sort of serves the same role as Latin/Rome in Europe, with a lot of neighbouring countries’ language and culture receiving Chinese influence.

I see the spacing and I ignore

My neighbor bought a new car last year. The car had a new dent or scape every couple months until she eventually wrecked the front bumper. She finally got the bumper replaced one week ago and the new one is already scraped on the side

i bought a new car last year, and also i want to fuck my neighbor who is a married woman and also has a car
basically this post is very relatable to me

I am closing in having sex with a 4th woman
T. Terrone

Just ship them all to Martha’s Vineyard

Not in a Reddit way but damn we need to rely on cars less half the population are mindless drones too retarded to drive them

is she asian

I used to have a friend who was the epitome of Dunning Krueger. He thought he was so smart because he collected books (like the Five Rings and The Art of War) without ever reading them and because he was constantly listening to podcasts. The podcasts he would listen to as he did chores and walked around the house and even while me and other people were over. He would do this with movies too (he constantly got me to watch movies and he would talk right over them and go out for smokes without even pausing). One time I mentioned to him that it's impossible to read something and listen to someone speak at the same time, and he told me he could. He was so full of shit though. He believed in giants and the Annunaki and woo shit like that.

I wish I knew enough about my neighbors to gossip about them

Woman detected

i bought new car in 2023. it was damaged in a severe hail storm. my insurance company had to pay ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS to fix it. that was satisfying. that's right you overcharging jewish shekel grabbers you fulfill your side of the contract.

I love Hitler and mussolini
t. Terrone

There’s probably some merit to keeping up with shit like podcasts to follow current events, and not just being a pure theory guy, but you can’t properly interpret current events if you don’t know any theory. Not that he’d be getting that from shit like the Fart of War

Met some new people today
Had a half dozen half decent conversations
Didnt even need a drink to do it
Or a cigarette
Did some conservation work for the arboretum
Learned how to identify some new plants, some edible some not, some native some invasive
Wrote some half decent poetry
Drinking a half decent beer
Still feel like I'm blind and quickly coming up on a brick wall but how were your guys days

There was a girl named Martha at my old school and the shorts she would wear were so short you could see her vineyard

Working with normgroids till 11 pm
It's like tensing a muscle

the dunning-kruger study doesn't suggest that stupid people think they're the smartest

We used to shoot commies.

I hit a deer a year or so ago in my F150. Cost the insurance $26,000 shekels, I'm rather surprised they didn't just total it.

i love my neighbors. amazon drivers are fucking stupid, and we have to constantly correct their deliveries. we all drop it where it was meant to go.

im back

Heh. I got that reference.

me 4 days a week

Hey guys, this Mexican is back. Break out the peppers and salsicce

it's sensational to say "haitians eat mud" but it's only the poorest of the poor haitians
honestly it's a little impressive that they're willing to eat dirt when most people would probably choose starvation

it's probably the gay tourist who always goes to the gaybar

9 out of 10 scientists agree - you a hoe!

Is your takeaway that I thought he should be reading Das Kapital?

but it's only the poorest of the poor haitians

Like how only the poorest of the poor Indians eat street food?

If you ever get chest congestion, let a baby chicken run over your chest for a few minutes, that will break up the phlegm.

...well what did that one outlier feel?

it's sensational to say "haitians do X" but it's AKSHUALLY different because they're poor

umm ok?

We need another cold war

He say you a stanky leg hoe!

Nigga spittin like he a medieval apothecary

I wish I lived in the timeline where all cute girls had giant dicks

Iran-Saudi is one
USA-China is another one

...but they still would not fuck you...

Memes aside, they eat a specific type of clay that essentially functions as an extremely low tech (practically animalistic) multivitamin supplement. They’re not just eating dirt because they’re hungry.

Ower the past 2 decades I have created a phrasebook, a guideline if you will about how to respond to Normies when I'm forced to interact with them.

I've gotten so good with it I can hold up with small talk and chit chat for a time stretching slightly beyond a whole 2 minutes.

is salsicce some kind of salsa. like mole?

La salchicha

Where to find a dickgirl IRL?

Comes in many forms, but it just means sausage
Personally I like braciole

Care to share this?
I'm sure half this thread could make use of it

sure hope she texts me back

i've been told that you're a horny little minx

I'm not gonna type the whole thing here, way too voluminous. But I can give you an extra example. G'ahead, hot me with your most normie conversation starter

she suk my benis right now - text later

damn ok that looks good might have to try it

If salsicce is sausage what is chodeso

Country Roads

momberg is manipulative

that flip! liu kang has a brutality that starts like that in the new one. man alive...

You mean chorizo? I don't know , that's Mexican
My surname is DiStefano and I am Italian (not Latinx)

My mum is demanding.

Escape that

distefano = cum con sex guy?

For me, it’s capocollo, mortadella, soppressata, and 'nduja

Just finished watching Twin Peaks

Got any plans for the weekend?

dang, I should watch that shit

what did you feel from it?

Remember in '45 when the big three got together to demarcate the borders for post war europe and the stalin agreed to give half of berlin to the allies, believing them incapable of actually enforcing that border? Then when the soviets predictably re-niggered on their deal by blockading west berlin, the allies replied by supplying an entire fucking city by air for almost a year? Imagine being joseph "look at this retarded gorilla nigger" stalin when his sicophants told him they wouldn't be getting more clay because they west can just drop whatever supplies they need anywhere in the world at any time

Test

Genocide is bad

m-m-m-m-make it so make it so

It's got that comfy PNW vibes
Don't expect all questions to be answered.

Why do wyfolx build airplanes in they back yard but africa has never designed a piece of technology

Absolutely not

Naw man, I'm taking it easy this weekend next week is gonna be insane at work so I'm big chillin this weekend

I think my posts are what turned elon racist

It's another "friend does cocaine while we're hanging out and starts acting weird and dissociated as fuck" episode

I don't know why he even does that stuff he seems to be having a horrible time. Like completely out of it, confused and disoriented and just mumbling quietly to himself. He never seems like he's having a good time on that stuff but he does it every time we hang. It seems miserable. His nose started bleeding earlier but it wasn't a normal nose bleed it came out as this thick viscous sludge with dark colored chunks in it. I don't get the point of it.

Obnoxious flag

What happened

They invented the spear
They didn't need anything more than that before we came in

stalin uses starvation politically

allies just get more food

commies btfo

Eating chilli dogs that contain real dog, melted plastic and teflon

hanging out with junkies

the fuck you doing homie

There's a video of an African guy getting his makeshift helicopter off the ground, I wish I saved it

I saw that, I was so proud of him

how come my phone still doesn't have read receipts

read receipts

this is for insane bitches with BPD why would you want this

my girlfriend reminded me of something from an opus comic strip. when i looked it up, i saw all these plush toys of him. i want one so bad, ugh. i'm such an idiot child.

How about Unsharted #2

Ordered sloppa award.

get his ass

kinda expensive no?

7up

NEW

Its extremely weird because it's the complete opposite of how cocaine effects most people

Could be cut with fent or some shit

Your friend on cocain sounds like me when I'm straight