transformer edish
/brit/
I’m an American
Ama
I've been told that you've been bold
With Harry, Mark, and John
Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday through Thursday
With Harry, Mark, and John
pure satire sub edition
hate every part of myself
No Peters please.
kahteem!
peter with a bat meg mousey continuity government
mousey signal lit, where are you toby?
Heil Hitler
Free Palestine
already eaten half my (small) birthday cake for my birthday in 2 days
best girlsdoporn scenes?
tesco order coming in the morning
how old are you, doss cunt?
Super Nintendo World has officially opened at Universal Orlando.
underage
which one do /brit/s prefer, new order or joy division?
will be 23
mummy sent it in a package x
the parasite is always in the thread now since he is gone
5 years ago today, Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande released “Rain On Me.”
Ktim
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is it true you have a small cock? x
Dua Lipa was the most played artist of 2024 across radio, TV and public places in the UK.
let me tell you a couple of three thing
one, get your lisa maxxed if you're buying a house
two, otherwise get an S+S ISA maxxed out
three, get your pension contribs maxxed out
take it from someone who learned too late
get that shit sorted out tomorrow
dead culture
pulling the little white knickers to the side and inserting my penis into her bald minge
lmao
watching Ed Sheehan
Larry Fink should meet the same fate as the united Healthcare CEO....
i thought you were asking me and i almost replied with yes. deary me
Would crawl over broken glass for a whiff of her muffler
three, get your pension contribs maxxed out
runtish
Just something about black womens bumholes something animalistic it drives me wild
11 years ago today, Nicki Minaj released “Pills N Potions” as the lead single from ‘The Pinkprint.’
you haven't got a fucking clue, respectfully.
uhh.. okay
Spilled like half my can by mistake I just sucked that stuff off the ground lmao not an alcy just spent money on that stuff don't want it to go to waste
Brown purveyor of herd culture
underdeveloped breasts with puffy nipples
Yes I descend from the Scotti tribe.
pensions won't exist in 30 years lol
in 2050 Britain will either look like the Turner Diaries or the Camp of the Saints
Post the peters
Post the dragons
Post the dr mikes
There's no janny here. Do as you please
a real nigga can respect that blud
(im white as fuck)
your sipp will perpetually exist, you're not fucking banking on the state pension are you? clearly not, cause you know more than me
Gemini Season has begun.
cornwall ignoring me -,-
just a perfect day
gemini are all mental case
Got the supertramp on.
Ariana Grande shares new post for the ninth anniversary of ‘Dangerous Woman’:
“9 years ”
is samefagging part of the satire
maybe i just don't get it
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i do that too, i bought the drinks to get drunk so ill suck it off my desk to get the maximum drunk ness that i paid for
get their litlle fannoise fingerblasted
you're autistic so you don't get it
he's a 4d chess mastermind and you've fallen for his satire
aff tae bed
raped that cunt with a fat cock of pension provision and isa allowance advice
Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
Aurelius, Marcus - Meditations
Burke, Edmund - Reflections on the Revolution in France
Carlyle, Thomas - On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History
Chesterton, GK - Heretics
Codreanu, Corneliu Zelea - For My Legionaries
Davis, Jefferson - The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government
de Benoist, Alain - Manifesto for a European Renaissance
Devi, Savitri - The Lightning and the Sun
Dugin, Alexander - The Fourth Political Theory
Evola, Julius - Revolt Against the Modern World
Faye, Guillaume - Why We Fight
Filmer, Robert - Patriarcha
Ford, Henry - The International Jew
Guenon, Rene - The Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times
Heidegger, Martin - Being and Time
Herrnstein, Richard J and Murray, Charles - The Bell Curve
Hitler, Adolf - Mein Kampf
Hobbes, Thomas - Leviathan
Hoppe, Hans-Hermann - Democracy: The God that Failed
Junger, Ernst - Storm of Steel
Kaczynski, Ted - Industrial Society and its Future
Luther, Martin - The Jews and their Lies
MacDonald, Kevin B - The Culture of Critique
Machiavelli, Niccolo - The Prince
Mason, James - Siege
Mosley, Oswald - The Alternative
Nietzsche, Friedrich - Beyond Good and Evil
Pierce, William Luther - The Turner Diaries
Plato - The Republic
Raido - A Handbook of Traditional Living
Raspail, Jean - The Camp of the Saints
Redbeard, Ragnar - Might is Right
Rockwell, George Lincoln - This Time the World
Rosenberg, Alfred - The Myth of the 20th Century
Schmitt, Carl - Political Theology
Sorel, Georges - Reflections on Violence
Spengler, Oswald - The Decline of the West
Strasser, Otto - Germany Tomorrow
Taylor, Jared - White Identity
Tilak, Bal Gangadhar - The Arctic Home in the Vedas
Tzu, Sun - The Art of War
Venner, Dominique - The Shock of History
von Clausewitz, Carl - On War
Yockey, Francis Parker - Imperium
mental how even fat munters get bfs
Rorke
Brave and daring
Based.
Don't forget Are Trump
im posting a singular peter
only read 3 of these
i squeak only when squoken to
you’ve no idea how hard it is to find a bf here even if you’re not fat
mongus language
Toby.
REGGIN
read it backwords
All pointless muck except Heidegger, Spengler, Yockey, Chesterton, Nietzsche and replace Kaczynski with Ellul
final day of the british premier league tomorrow
c-can.. can i post this..?
is she on lbc? What do she talk about
you can
and it will be celebrated
you're brown
UM UM UM ALERT
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oh did the janny get you heathermong?
bloody.. nazis...!
postcount just halved
what did people masturbate to before the internet did everybody seriously have a stack of porn magazine hidden in their houses at all times its so weird and creepy to think about
Would it be frowned upon (or laughed upon) if I paid a prostitute just to talk with me?
wish his life would halve
I reckon they'd rather talk than rim some stranger's pooey arse so yeah go for it
Miss how she looked in Victorious.
go to wank video these day is just a bunch of old japanese woman kissing bit pathetic desu
they called sex chat lines
i'd imagine the brass that they'd most frequent
Night lads
link?
Whiter than you abdul
They were having sex.
thinking about little girls
JANNY
my grandpa had some magazines yeah but it wasn't a "stack", people were just shagging way more often back then i think
thanks
just obliterated 4 bags of quavers
absolutely fucking pissed.
sucking on the vape.
tomorrow morning mortgaged to tonight.
youtube.com
i like to obliterate little girls fannoise
had another incest dream
what’s it all mean
Another day/night out with the lads. Saw many fit birds around and it made me feel miserable. Good day still.
First time in probably over a year where I have no weed on hand to smoke, mad how much you take it for granted
take the vtuber pill
it means you need to claim your birthright
based kendrick enjoyer
qrd? presumably something to do with heathermong
that's what it's about.
think that sorta stuff inspires you to tindertoil. get yourself out there an that.
If we all set aside our differences and put our collective heads together we can beat heathermong once and for all
arse reeks
parisian pussy
i'd kill the guy with a slap
*uses our collective psychic energy to blow his head to pieces*
Persian pussy for me please
just the thought about why these woman are doing this, are they lesbian and just enjoy it? do they owe the yakuza money? do they maybe just need the money? gets my will throbbing
think the car is still a good album
old cunts aren't growing up and realising how good it is
just him giga coping about his utterly pathetic existence
As a white man I face a lot of adversity
I don't post that much really.
Was hoping to find someone outside of dating apps, but everyone sticks to their friend groups these days (myself included).
having a superiority complex about spamming cuck porn 24/7
omds
way shits gone innit
what???
S A T I R E
A
T
I
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i like fan noise too, helps me sleep
i put this on btw
more of the 2007-2010 stuff
i wont move on
Mental
Might move to Moldova
Seems like it's 100% the most grim spawnpoint in europe. It's like being in the worst shithole or Ukraine or Romania but the entire country
the last scintilla of doubt just rode out of town
at least there's no mice
why would you want to do that
problem i have, i know that tomorrow ill be reet fucked
there's no cure for that, is there
fucked, i'll be
too much in the drink, tapping at my computer all evening
alex turner aged like milk
Lads what did your parents do and what do you do?
My father was a vintner and my mother was a bookkeeper and I’m an aerospace electrician
Sir Iggy Pop
just got onto sex on fire la
that'll have to be the last call, reckons
just smoked nigga weed!
Nah
see you later elevator (8)
No nigs there
deep down i kinda wish hitler didnt exist because then anti-semitism would be completely normie and acceptable, and as a result we would live in an objectively better society
COOL
there's not much of anything
Hitler was inevitable
Hitler IS inevitable
and I’m an aerospace electrician
Very jealous of you lad
It’s not that glamorous, my work is VERY cool and I get paid to work on platforms war thunder nerds fawn over but the pay is mediocre
Thankfully I’m married to an engineer haha
what does italian woman smell like?
not think its quite mental that 2/3 girls in tokyo have done porn? i thought we had a problem over here
did that yank just samefag after no one bothered with his post so he can talk about himself
Hanfu Chinese gf
China is the future, if we all ran our countries like China we’d all be happier and better off
not think its quite mental that 2/3 girls in tokyo have done porn?
bullshit
what's the most punk thing you've ever done
gonna get a glass of water in me
that's the cure
then im coming back for some duran duran
kndness
I once let a tranny fuck me in me arse, no lube
but the pay is mediocre
Thats a big suprise but your idea of mediocre is probably different than mine. I'd be lucky to make 60k a year
give myself brain damage
you seem upset
you got called out
no one cares about your life except you
Pissing on banks or stealing from walmart
shagging kids
Pack it in
Went pool hopping in my underwear with the boys at the beach where all the tourist hotels are, redneck family from Louisiana in the hot tub near us asked us if we were gay and we were like “oh yeah we fuck each other all the time” and they didn’t like that one bit, so they started talking shit and getting aggressive, when we were ready to leave we picked up a bunch of rocks from the parking lot and chucked them into their car windows and shattered everything and drove off
Fuck Louisianans get out of our state
australians arent awake yet
i shag kids
australia doesnt exist
there's like 2 left
and one's a brony smackhead
they will be... soon
baking in that aussie pre-winter
cunts
Tokyo is like the most densely populated part of the world or something, do you realise how many women 2/3 would be? That's a lot of porn
I must nick at least £100 of stuff from the big shops every month
sir keir stormzy, ennit
youtube.com
Well I make more than that but considering the work I do on the platforms I do I should be making like 85k/yr at least
But again it’s whatever I like my job and my wife makes 120k/yr and I get really good federal benefits so it doesn’t matter. They’re talking about cutting benefits for federal employees though so if that happens I’m leaving to a private jet repair company or something, fuck the government and fuck the military if they aren’t even gonna give me benefits to make up for the pay, let marines die I don’t fucking care
pissed into a bin once
oi rorke shut up
here i am supping a glass of water
like it'll save me from hangovertoil
madness.
madness.
shag kids
): :(
I'll blow the Horn of Poowong to signal them
*loud digeridoo sound*
remember reading a lad here saying he was taking hrt to stop balding lmfao
Hope they get her in a good movie soon
Pedophiles will always be caught and killed eventually
Can’t imagine anything more dweeby-no-mates than spamming your ‘cool’ playlist
tune
shut up
youtube.com
The new sound.
gnashers
fried cat
tobee
I have tummy uncomfy :(
I'm worried that if I eat the sandwich it's going to give me tummy bad worse
Right, that's this hot steppa' goin' to bed.
I'll rejoin the group chat at midday, when I'll be reelin' from a night of gettin' on that grind, ya dig?
if you remove the t from tummy it says ummy
youtube.com
Last song lovelies :)
Interesting fact but if a Police Officer is found to have subscribed to Only Fans then that constitutes gross misconduct (discreditable conduct) and will result in the sack. Only Fans is classed as sex work and that's a big no no when it comes to who Police Officers can engage with off duty.
Seeing brown biomass in my very own town
little girls
I wonder how much of the British GDP comes from OnlyFans
Send lawyers guns and money
Feeling blackpilled and furious.
sir, a fifth peter has hit the thread
WTF is halal comedy?
send me little girls
just dont have the will to continue anymore, so tired
Just don’t worry mate x
Two bottles of wine finished. Do I open a third or do I move onto spirits)
drink my piss
buy ephedrine online
SpamiAm
liquor before beer you’re in the clear, beer before liquor never been sicker
Cans
Just finished my fourth bottle of Pinot Grigiot and spirits seem like a BAD idea
Just cruise until you sleep lad
where the fuck did the zoomer phenomenon of 'random = funny' come from
load of bollocks that as long as you eat properly you can drink whatever or as much as you like
hangovers are for unskilled drinkers
right that's it
i'm closing the pub
*firebombs /brit/ for the insurance money*
Not a zoomer phenomenon.
Rorke said WHAT?
ohio
caberege
Millennial absurdist humor
If you were around for rage comics and 2010-2015 internet you have no room to talk. The 'ru is levels above what we had
going to bed fingers crossed I don't wake up!
i bet in a years time when i come back here you'll still be seething about me when this place would have just become a distant memory for me.
Death is the sweet relief
Older.
Fatter.
Balder.
yaa, catbergé
LATINA BOOTY!
batarian hands typed out this post
don't you dare
... fucking hate batarians
dead thread
killed by all the brit schizo and fag posters
Give me some weaponry and 25 /brit/ posters + my mates and we could easily take over any African country except for maybe SA or Nigeria. But the likes of Central African Republic? Easy job. Be over in a weekend
i can tell just from his eyes that he's extremely soft
could heem him with one finger
Just had chicken nuggets for the first time in over a decade
Very peng, I've been missing out
shag their black arses right off
might wank to some illicit materials then off to bed
Have you ever heard of that train in Japan where if you miss the last stop at night and you keep going it takes you to the secret train station where you can never leave
fuck off cunt
You will learn some respect.
hello
hey
exsqueeze me
meesa says hello
hi
stamp on a cats head
is that a cat watering plants
what the heck dude
how does that even vecome a thing
I blame the asdf movie series
king charles is descended from dracula
whenever i go to Anon Babble theres always this one schizo who is obsessed with final fantasy 8
same guy, same thread, every day, for years
weird man
weird
just occured to me that I've literally never met an australian in real life, which is a shame because I like them so much