/brit/

timmy made that caption to cope x

It's AI, you tard.

charlie on a mad one

Are you a pathetic worthless punk?

wow racist much?

Greggs will move its self-serve food and drinks to behind the counter to stamp out shoplifting at the High Street bakery.

The company is trialling the measure at a handful of stores which, it said, are "exposed to higher levels of anti-social behaviour".

These include Whitechapel in east London which is one of five shops that will try out the new policy - the others are in Peckham and Ilford.

sat in the /osrs/ general just watching and reminiscing on mousey

still good for BBC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

incels have to use AI to breathe life into their fantasies, honestly one of the most pathetic things I've seen

Picture of a Palestinian baby dying of starvation, a result of the man made famine created by israel (they refuse to let in humanitarian aid

le feminism face

AI slop

my singular friend also doing CS is working at ask italian

a lot of these jobs have a few dozen applicants

ah then i wouldn't get the jobs, i've scraped a pass on my degree and haven't done any solo projects because i've grown to loathe the subject

are these "wfh move the mouse every 10 minute" jobs all graduate jobs?

Uh oh co op has fucked up now big time

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might open an imported leather shop

whats bbc

Here is a picture of the starving palestinian baby
Hes only 10 months old
Since the picture was taken he has died of starvation along with many of his family members
Jews are evil

Britain's first transgender MP harassed his ex-wife by sending her unwanted text messages and voicemails as he transitioned to become a woman, court hears

I can't even tell honestly

british broadcasting corporation
tv mate

more of a loathsome cretin myself

Something turdies are obsessed with for some reason.

Baby formula is also banned from entering Gaza. Just imagine the plight of infants who rely on it—there’s no alternative. Mothers have nothing to give, nothing to do but watch their babies waste away from dehydration and starvation. This is the horror Israel has made normal.

*runs to co-op to buy stuff*

Israel is basically how Jews have always fought conflicts.

Cowardly until they get the upper hand, then they reign with absolute terror.

Around peoples who offer too violent a resistance to attack from within he weaves a net of enemies, thanks to his international influence, incites them to war, and finally, if necessary, plants a flag of revolution on the very battlefields.

In economics he undermines the states until the social enterprises which have become unprofitable are taken from the state and subjected to his financial control.

In the political field he refuses the state the means for its self-preservation, destroys the foundations of all national self-maintenance and defense, destroys faith in the leadership, scoffs at its history and past, and drags everything that is truly great into the gutter.

Culturally, he contaminates art, literature, the theater, makes a mockery of natural feeling, overthrows all concepts of beauty and sublimity, of the noble and the good, and instead drags men down into the sphere of his own base nature.

Religion is ridiculed, ethics and morality represented as outmoded, until the last props of a nation in its struggle for existence in this world have fallen.

Now begins the great last revolution. In gaining political power the Jew casts off the few cloaks that he still wears. The democratic peoples Jew becomes the blood-Jew and tyrant over peoples. In a few years he tries to exterminate the national intelligentsia and by robbing the peoples of their natural intellectual leadership makes them ripe for the slaves lot of permanent subjugation.

Sir Jewish Faith

trannies look ghoulish

why is my /brit/ thread such DOGSHIT

Israeli products

honestly couldn't name a single one

Bibi is evil, but that doesn't mean all Jews are evil

So true
Too true
A plague upon the world they are
Their crown will be the funeral wreath for all of mankind....

shit new, shit thread
mad how people haven't clocked onto this yet

Anon Babble discord raid
Estimated: 2-3 spotty virgins

Amazing how israel has cabals of lawyers and lobbying groups around to defend it whenever it gets even mild pushback

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corr

and your last words will be... *spins the wheel*...
"oh god, oh god, i'm on fire!"

ah I think you need a 2:1 for most of them
maybe 2:2 works for some worse companies
yeah wfh are big but, at least in my sector, lots of roles are moving back into the office
you want to be in the office to learn from seniors anyway
really should just talk to your careers service, they'll know better than me (a random dickhead on /brit/)

Millions of American evangelicals support the starvation of babies in Gaza. A nation in such moral decline can not survive. If there is a God in heaven he will smite this country like he did Sodom and Gomorrah....

jabba the slut

cooking my tea then i'll head to bed to watch the football and i might play some pokemon

if it ain't dogshit then it ain't /brit/

leftypols primary school curiculum

keep seething

Can someone explain why a hacker would do this? Where is the financial motive

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what's for tea

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The brave people of Yemen are bombed so often by America that they barely notice.

Yemen is the poorest country in the Middle East and yet they recive the brunt of American bombing. They also are one of but a small, small few in the Middle East fighting to defend Palestine.

God grant the people of Yemen strength because it's always the people who have the least to give who give the most.

yeh you're right i will do
soz for sperging x

Which Pokemon game lad?

reading about the handkerchief code

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Alexander III of Scotland. Based king.

Kek this was mentioned on I kissed a boy as well. How the gays communicated in the 80s

“They won't break me because the desire for freedom, and the freedom of the Irish people, is in my heart.”

- Óglach Bobby Sands

Gonna start wearing a grey and black handkerchief out my right pocket

living the life

newfaggots

always hate it when I read posts like these
feel like a personal failure as the lads oft rely on me more than anyone to provide the bants (which I can certify by my post:(you) ratio)

I'll push to do better next time.

burritos

pokemon legends arceus

Oh…

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For me it's brown on my left

Quhen Alexander our kynge was dede,
That Scotlande lede in lauche and le,
Away was sons of alle and brede,
Off wyne and wax, of gamyn and gle.
Our golde was changit into lede.
Crist, borne in virgynyte,
Succoure Scotlande, and ramede,

Freaky ah

jewish fanny is good

this post is off-topic

Catholics are now the majority in the north

Oh x

mad how you could accidentally wear the wrong colour and find yourself being fisted in the bushes
although i imagine most of this stuff was mainly centred in san francisco, less elsewhere

just put light blue, yellow, olive, black, grey, white, brown, dark blue, and handkerchiefs in my right pocket

Glamorous Pennsylvania school worker gets shocking sentence over encounter with boy, 14, in his own bedroom

What the fuck is FFA receiver

I am not too happy.

I fucking hate this general.

taking my knob out of my shorts

nice one for me it's

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leftypol furious about the situation in palestine but not enough to cancel his blacked subscription in protest

Any neurotic as fuck man in

BREAKING: China has officially unveiled Poxiao, the world’s fastest hard drive!
This groundbreaking storage device can write 25 billion bits of data per second, making it a staggering 100,000 times faster than existing hard drive technologies.

It's a hankie, just take it out your pocket or hide in inside

should've been me

position in american football i think

Don't think too much about it.

fist fucker anal

Britain needs Tony Blair!

*immediately sinks to my knees and looks up at you wide eyed*

free for all
means you don't have a team just all shag each other as best you can

silly cunt next door has cut his grass too short and now it's dead

Jfc

Bit gay lads

gf

reckon we could do with some rain

crazy how young people can still look when they haven't gone through the stage of sleep deprivation of caring for an infant

lol

period

AZAG EERF

just remembered some lad made a /brit/ name image based on your birthdate and first letter of name or some shit
can't find it in the archive

You get me bro.

Mad how ftms can pass whilst mtfs don't

Hamilton

American Jewish Committee wants legal punishment against Grzegorz Braun for asking "Do you think jews have too much say in Polish affairs" during a political debate

just discussing this at the dinner table

Why do Palestine always get the whitest kids they can find to do their propaganda sob story videos

ahh yes the 5"4 man

Jews are good people and Israel is good. They are protecting themselves.

Can never guess it.

I'M NOT A TRANNY

Ftm really don’t pass
If you spend more than 5 seconds looking it becomes really obvious

my friend from school's sister is now his brother. always see her i mean him walking down the road with his wide hips

my mate's got a ftm but they still look pretty much like a girl except with shortish hair
one thing is her head is fucking massive though in proportion to her body

mad how much piss there is in p0rn now
mad how much i like it

you do realise it's not actually piss, right?

Light on/off

cant believe how quickly the pornographic jew has normalised it
wonder what their next scheme will be

FtM -
Short
Round arse
Shit pubey beard
Soft small hands
Weird voice (constantly trying to make it deep)
Weird mannerisms (constantly trying to appear “manly” with everything they do which ends up having the opposite effect)

Unbelievable

Scot

HER WOMB IS SO POLLUTED I CAN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING LITTLE BABY WITH HER

hes talking about stuff like pissing on the girl, piss drinking, or post cum piss clean ups where they powerhose the facial off with a wee

everyone knows squirting is just piss in another form

keep the banter FLOWING lad

tiny guy at my school was put on HGH because he was so small. never noticed a difference before he lift at 16 though. wonder if he's a giant now

:)

This geometric shape strikes fear into the heart of the jew....

might depart for an evening incel walk soon
should be a bit quieter outside now, can scurry my incel self to and fro comfortably

eid mubarak

sudden urge for a pint of bass

got the skyrim ambience on

I die

foolishly went for an incel walk when it was busy and was dropping spaghetti everywhere when people did that thing that we didn't know who was going to let who go past first when pavements narrowed

Need to incelwalk the dogs soon but I have the coof

â–¶

the triangle shape reminds them of they nose

sad

good drink that

my midday wank actually ruined me
totally threw me off
bedtime wanks only from now on

my bwc got hard from that picture of ice spice
yes i am a munch

this but smoking is bad

No. Stop. I lacked the capacity.

yea it drains all your vital energy cause your body thinks its just done its lifes purpose and can relax now

based euroboo yank

kill your neighbours

aye

I hate that we are more like the left pics than the right

you've gained a very essential clue

They killed me in my past life

Go on lad. Whats your next reply gonna be

holy moly geee wiz guys

Nicotine and alcohol stimulate socializing and conversation. THC and mushrooms have replaced alcohol among young Americans because they don't have any friends, they just have their phone and the increasingly chatty voice in their head.

know i swore off them 2 days ago but a pack of fags on the evening incel walk does sound nice

Based.

I'm on the nofap personally.

Lol

fucking scremaign
/brit/ has escaped its containment zone

Miserable fail

the brown fanny

timmy's crush

I will die

Apparently girls like guys with big hands so they can compare them and shit.
My hands are fuckung tiny and gay

now ask her if she is a /brit/poster

now say "got called a racist in greggs once"

There is a button

I know this bitch, her dad works on my car

Seen a minge

got a tiny knob me but its mine and its all I've known so I love it

Cymru rydd

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It gonna happen

based

smoking causes lung cancer

You will get out

I have big hands but remember two times when someone said I had small hands
one of them was a 5'2"-or-something Indian twat with tiny hands and the other was a lanky shit who must have had some kind of bone growth disorder
also remember a few times when I was at school and girls compared hands with me
one said that she wanted someone with big hands to strangle her which I thought was really weird because we were 14 at the time so I stopped speaking to her
thanks for reading my blogpost

hey cody did you see God Emperor TRVMPVS' latest post on TRVKE SOCIAL?

mental how people seethe on the internet about things they can't change or have any control over or that are not relevant to their lives whatsoever

I will fail XD

Mad how based Heydrich was

Same

Love getting called based by a yank

lol

cringe

when i see a cat in the street i think "based catberg"

I never learnt how to put a beanie on properly
it just looks like a muslim hat on me

catberge begging for prawns

off the shore

Greggs moving the baguettes and drinks behind the counter in Peckham and Whitechapel to prevent shoplifting.
Really makes you think.

No call me based instead

sleepy already

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Short

Round arse

Soft small hands

Ktim

future missus confirmed

how many ways are there to wear a hat?

raping my own arse

bean?

ktim

it will fail

dunno it just looks daft on me
might be because my hair is quite thick and voluminous

Anon Babble brained sperg

say please

they killed jesus, jews are the spawn of satan

You going down Fares

usually wank for 15-20 mins

hot
post hair

rubbing cat shit in my eyes

XD

A teenager who died after jumping into the sea from a pier had told friends he "couldn't swim", an inquest has heard.

David Ejimofor, 15, died at Aberavon beach, Neath Port Talbot, on 19 June 2023 after joining friends at the beach to celebrate the end of their GCSE exams.

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Watching the Fred West documentary. Promised myself I'd withhold judgement until the end but let me tell you lads he's not come out of it looking good.

Asking about pets works, the only date I got out of OLD was started by asking her about her rabbits, the date went well but then I was ghosted haha

Any fellow Aryan, Nordic, Hyperborean, vitalist, blue eyed, soft haired, hyperracist, National Socialist, Evropean, Pagan, Thulean, Sensitive Young Men in?

n-no..

Oh no, Muslims dying. THESE are the Jewish misdeeds I'm most worried about kek

nth for the gyaldem

gonna shag the lot of them

we die at the end

Why can't blacks swim?

Finish at long day of work

Log on to shitpost on /brit/ with the boys

Some nonce prattling on about Israel and Palestine

Go write a letter to your MP you melt

KWADNB

There is a button XD

Heavy bones

why are all the people getting arrested for trying to burn starmer house down all ukranians

And god wrote it will happen

I will shoot you

shagger spots?

the Jews are the men that will not be blamed for nothing

I decide you will lose

hate zios

um

Jai alai

BASED

Family

why women in general can't take loneliness as good as men can?

HELLO

i am now taking music recommendations to listen to on my pleasant evening incel walk

please and thank you x

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They are Russian spy’s with Ukraine passports

God stroke them

tubular bells

I wanked too much around it gotta fail

Gazza showing up in gaza with chicken and a fishing rod

/brit/ any% speedrun

darude - sandstorm

One of these men are republican im just not sure which

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beg for mercy English

NEED a physique like an Arno Breker statue

k

You gotta lose

Richard B. Spencer would love this

JD is getting thrown so hard under the bus when TrumpJR announces he's running it's going to be hilarious.

let it bleed (the album)
great vibes for an incel walk

british culture detected: 0

Many such cases

There is a reason I have legs

so i can open them up and shag you x

hope some sexy women laugh at you for being an incel

You will

Is jd Vance a Hindu or Christian

read on wikipedia that he's related to joanna newsom

not clicking that

hell even

"Whiter Shade of Pale" from the Live At Fillmore West album

great thing about an incel walk is that no one can be certain that you are actually an incel
could just be a normal person going about their life

I watched a music video on youtube and the top comment said "Thumbs up if your watching this in 2025" and I was watching it in 2025 which is so crazy! So I thumbesed upped it

You will cry. Seriously you gotta go

can feel Mr Poo knocking on my back door

wasnt for you was it

saw employed woman in /fr/

this man will burn

got the Girl Gone London on

um actually just your manner of walking style can give away your incelness x

thumbesed

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no one can be certain that you are actually an incel

haha
you wish

Love that feeling when you sit on the shitter and the turd falls out in 10 seconds

fr?
aha get it x

i don't get it

corr yeah those ones usually need next to no wiping either

On particles

gave a huge smile to an older woman on an incel walk a few weeks ago and she did a great facial expression that's hard for me to describe
don't think she thought I was an incel at all

Don't lie

So what's up with egypt? New ziedbelg?

nah he's still here

Mhhh, peak Bri'ish cuisine <3

few things better than one of those massive poos that leaves you feeling empty but with minimal clean up
almost a euphoric, better than orgasm sensation

let's try

wouldn't know fella I filtered him yonks ago

You are losing

we need to talk a out rorke

poophoric, if you will

brother

Duh. Everyone will die. What else is new?

thank you, mate

It was full