/brit/

Is this lad retarded?

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Dogberg trying to shag me legs

phoneposting

you tell me

Can hardly laptop post while I'm on my home can I

It's crazy how much Hitler admired Britain as a Nordic Aryan empire as late as 1938 and considered the British upper class as models for Germany.

Either he was deluded or Britain since 1945 is a completely different country. If Hitler was right about the British upper class, then they're complete degenerates who've given up on life.

Everyday he gets vindicated...

there's a new single social group on meetup in my city with actual women attending

Fucks sake I might have to go

african gf 2025

Need to go to Flying Tiger Copenhagen to buy a new pencilcase.
Closes in 26 minutes.
Need to get off me arse.

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Sir Zesty Black

A gang of blackmailed homosexuals led by Anthony eden were responsible for bringing britan into ww2
Churchill had an entire circle of jews giving him money to be a warmongering interventionst

are you aware how indian you're being?

I'm a parkour atheist

lovely big arses and are better than white women at sex

Me?
Protestant Atheist.
However, I concede that bread turning to flesh in your mouth is no more silly than the rest of it x

Ahh this takes me back. This dude won me so much money back in the day. God bless him, I hope he got knighted

joyless Anon Babble mongs

never saw a single charli chaplin film desu

You are allowed to migrate illegally, ignoring all of the rules, if you can run fast

This is official Home Office policy.

Are there many protestants in Ireland?

Protestant

uh...paddy....

He did get knighted, Sir Mo Farah

Bike chain just exploded outside Spoons

£3.20 happy days

be me

"working from home" day

roll out of bed at 8.55 am

log in for morning stand-up meeting

go back to bed and snooze for two hours, keeping the laptop next to me to jiggle the mouse occasionally

get up at lunchtime

take shower

make food

take "lunch break" of 90 minutes

do a couple of hours of easy work

play vidya and download JAV

just logged off

not bad for £55k pa

Sir Adolf Hitler
Our saviour

Hitler loved the one which took the piss out of him btw

Probably about time to grow up

Imagine an Africa of 250m Nordic Europeans.

weren't there some manner of bullshit for sainthood where some dude ate bread and he said "ah, nice chocolate", so the morons around him said "...woah, it turned to chocolate in his mouth!!", and that was his third miracle

would still hate to live there

Let's see if this turns to chocolate in your mouth
*defecates in it*
Any luck mate? No?

hair combed back, proudly showing off my norwood 3

like the song Africa by Toto

look up the video

it's clear the song is about a white guy lusting after black pussy

he gets stalked by an ooga-booga native who literally chucks a spear at him

nah

SA marschiert, Achtung! Die Straße frei!

wish i could go out for night walks where i live but there's too many african americans so its too dangerous :(

What's he banging on about

The white man should have never gone into the dark continent
It was Pandoras box and we opened it
We weren't prepared to deal with what was found there....

For me it's similar but I take all day to do a task that can be done in an hour if I concentrate and then I send it right at the end of the day

Don't know if I should ask here or at Anon Babble, but for any /brit/ that has left the UK to somewhere like Southeast Asia, Japan or China, today's "Brexit betraying" EU deal is just a nothing burger innit?

You lot are really boring this evening

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I feel the hand of history on my shoulder

bet she ride dick like dat too huh...

Make some mates outside of Anon Babble - a website you have made your entire life - and you wouldn't be so livid about what happens on it.

My catberg is sleeping
Pipe down lads

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what did you get from PANDO

craving a red bull but I'd have to get out the smelly bed and pop to boss man's

he wrote, steam tooting out of his ears

Might have a beer

Off toil to Friday

Thoughts on this decision?

*slips my finger up her fanny*

ooo like that dont you love

HELLO CATBERG

WAKEY WAKEY

beautiful daisy x

um

played any good games recently?

We should have but the problem is aside from South Africa, no attempt was made to conquer Africa for the European race.

yeh

getting my arse clapped

Riding along
Singing a cowboy song

True, we should have followed the spanish and english new world models but without all the racemixing

that's good

Pokemon Emerald

just bought $100 shorts

keep your fucking beak out

corrr are katie looking peng right lads?

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yeah this is a good one *sticks a grenade down your trousers and pulls out the pin*

chivalry 2

I tell you one thing about fascism and communism
under either system freaks like these would be summarily executed

no awkward zoomer gf with stupid hair

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cutie pie

who here /gormless drooling spastic/

she looks fun to talk to

OH YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS IM GOING GETTING SOME DINNER MADE

Very true
Democratic liberal capitalism produces the most vile abominations known to man. Creatures that are so repulsive that the mere thought of them sends a shiver down ones spine.
Pic related, a product of free trade, free markets, open borders, unregulated capitalism, and variety of other soul crushing forces....

um cute post

terrible signing

had a big meal at 1pm so no real din dins for me (though it's actually called 'tea' not 'dinner' anyway so it should be tea teas not din dins lol)

leftypols dad

You can learn a lot from Lydia

you can just tell theres wogs in here

the woggingtons, as it were

Hot

sucking a willard

respect the mandem bruv

wish i had a little daughter

um

Hot

U M
M

The United States was not founded as a multicultural experiment. It was conceived as a projection of European civilization into the New World, a transplantation of blood, law, and memory onto a new continent.

raping my arse with a keyboard

Need a shag a zesty mandem

imagining all the um posters hatching out their little eggs as they each start going um um um in sync x

The jews in Washington are waging a war on the ICC because they decided to prosecute israel for their war crimes lmao
America really is just a colony of israel

PARKLIFE

cute cute CUTE post x

do you lads remember the 19 years of /brit/ claiming Farage wasn't a Jewish owned asset?

kek, fucking mugs

wanking a cock with my arse

Living a wog free life

makes you think

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kino

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/brit/ hasnt been around for 19 years

grow up

Cor

not sure what to do before the football starts

omg <3

maybe grow up and start getting a clue and stop watching sportslop

going to play some skyrim i think

have a huge screaming and banging on the walls of your smelly childhood bedroom melty

my dad watches the footy all the time and he's 73

A jew named israel zangwill came up with the "melting pot" theory lmao

throw every umposter into an active volcano
obliterate all um posters with atomic weapons

grow up mate

what are you doing in skyrim atm

wish I was a handsome lad

Hope you get really into it and you miss the match and you've got nothing to talk about with your mates and you become a social pariah

your dad is a mong

it pie night

What is the appeal of football?
Especially in the present day it makes no sense to watch it tbqh

your dad is an avon lady

thats australia filtered then

Based and Exterminationist

it's entertaining

there are line you dont cross

not oblivion remastered? everyone is on that

Normal people watch football Rorke

video games? football? grow the fuck up and sit in silence

Hope you miss the world's funniest post and every other post starts to reference it and you're left completely out of the loop

Grow the fuck up and goon out to blacked porn

If you (correctly) accept that Nordic Whites are the most beautiful race, then you must also accept its logical conclusion: other races do not need to exist.

mong boys loove their soccer
actual real refined people watch the rugby, cricket, and maybe some snooker

been playing it a bit but i'm taking a break

eating cat shit from the litter tray

Old mate needs a shave

rugby is the single gayest thing in the history of humanity

adult girls

Daily Reminder:

Every single illegal migrant costs £41k/yr wiping out the tax contributions of 5.8 median salary full-time workers

73% of somalis are in social housing

75% of Muslim women don't work

The highest benefit claimant areas at Birmingham and Bradford

The reason you feel poor is because you're subsiding millions of parasitic foreigners

listening to touhou music

trap every um poster in a giant obsidian sphere
entrap umposters in crystals and decorate my lair with them

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

kissing umposters

posts like this are why I hate /brit/
you, personally, are the worst poster on here
worse than the yanks, worse than canslad, worse than all of them

Enslave and sterilise biomass.

the reason i'm poor is because i'm subsidising a handful of billionaires

I don't need an economic reason to hate niggers

It isn't though
I can see the appeal of rugby, cricket is a jeet sport so I automatically disregard it
Boxing is imo the best sport to watch out of all of them.

75% of Muslim women don't work

There is none more based than Allah

Got offered £32k (£30k of that tax free) to apply for a voluntary redundancy lads.

VERY tempted.

It isn't though

maybe you just have shit taste you considered that

thats right, head in the sand as always. even when presented with proof lol.

cricket is the most boring sport ever created only the twisted mind of the anglo could come up with something so shit

whats a good sport then

what industry do you work in?

DO NOT look up how much tax amazon didn't pay last year and how much bezos's wealth grew

Anon Babble rejects innit

Australian jumpy ball

i think both groups are a problem. bet your dogma doesn't allow that.

t. weak soccer mong

cricket is a jeet sport

wrong

aussies are anglo my nigga

competitive wanking

what is the perfidious albion up to

given you're so keen on number perhaps you'd be able to objectively judge which is the bigger problem

Soggy biscuit

its heatheremongs new gimmick

what are the conditions for victory

we support Israel here mate, we've seen what these "innocent" muslims do to countries when they have the power

Not wanking tonight

strokes per second and cum distance

Why is zeidbelg spamming top hats?

despite the tax issue, billionaires provide jobs, services, and goods.
unemployed immigrants on benefits offer none of that.
so yeh, i think its obvious which group is the bigger problem. as suspected, your dogma doesn't allow you to think objectively.

obscene how little confidence i've got

just get them fucking wanked

like planet of the bleeding apes out there

and deservedly so
looked in the mirror recently?
if they sold burqas for men you should be their #1 customer

despite the tax issue, billionaires provide jobs, services, and goods.

why do you think they do that?

spot the white man innit

found the missus

we support Israel here mate, we've seen what these "innocent" muslims do to countries when they have the power

dr zaius dr zaius

that's william you utter mong

I hate every ape i see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee

can’t do hard candy me, just ending chewing on and hurting toothberg like a fucking mong

Want to become a failed retailer but thats impossible, its a closed shop

to make money

chimpanzee

FOY

unitoil soon to be complete
job applicationtoil looms in its place

just shushed catberge

chimpanzed

Scrombling

why didn't you apply for a grad scheme earlier in the year like everyone else?

don't even know if I'll pass yet
haven't even thought about jobs, never written a cv etc.

can i play the piano anymore

ran out of wank tissues me

lol I remember fucking up like this, just about managed to secure a good job, but I could have been stuck NEETing

im saying it lad, we're stupid for saying zed

women are cringe

hug and protect umposters

On the beers

Mad how Gary Lineker gets booted out as soon as he mentions the Z word

theres this very defensive paki woman on here who goes mental if she sees racism

I'll have them

no theyre sus

not even sure if i want to work in the same field

the playground touch

surely it doesn't really matter
i'm too much of a wastrel to have even considered applying to graduate jobs, i'll just take what i can get

making up a paki to win arguments against

why are african women always on the phone
why do groups of black ppl walk soooooo sloooowly

now he's not worried about the BBC we'll see him collab with ye on a follow-up track to HH

just purchased some pants online

any eau de toilette/parfum suggestions del lads? need a good one with decent performance that isnt obscenely priced

i like citrusy, fresh, aquatic fragrances

So you claim

Mad how you support Palestine despite the fact these people hate you

you're replying to spamsgimmicksalldaymong. expect some new creps or scrandemic posts then later he'll be posting about his 4am toil

Rūta Meilutytė

corrr

mate it is 100x more difficult getting a job after already graduating, trust me, I lived it

open youtube and it's all the same shit
can't be bothered

i remember you schizo posting about this character on soyjak. you were sperging out because people used the uk flag instead of the english one

hooked on the ashwaghander

Need to buy more CK briefs

why is it? because they're all already taken?
i really don't care to start off with i'll just take anything hoping that having some sort of routine and structure will fix me

NHH NHH

all the decent grad jobs come from grad schemes that close some time between december and april
what was the point of going to uni if you don't get a grad job? 3 year tax payer funded party?
you should speak to your career services
you too

I want to drink Emma Watson’s wizz

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was thinking about how its so shit now, advertiser rules means everything strange gets blocked

drank some water just then

rabanne one million

spent all 3 years of uni playing WoW in bed me

CK one is dirt cheap and citrusy

whenever i notice that someone drinks sparking water i assume they're a recently sober alcoholic because i'm a recently sober alcoholic who drinks sparkling water

3 year tax payer funded party?

i've spent it in my room posting here

career services

why? can't i just make a CV and apply for them myself?

ktim except EU4 and Vicky2, got a 2ii

212 Men by Carolina Herrera is an underrated citrusy fragrance lad

pissrael is committing genocide

Israelis having an orgasmic live concert where they celebrate videos of Palestinians being killed by idf

why? can't i just make a CV and apply for them myself?

he doesn't know

I really dislike the way yanks pronounce it "Isrul"

If someone happened to be named Sir Gaylord Bottoms, that would simultaneously be the most British sounding name ever and the gayest sounding name ever.

israel kills an average of 41 children a day

Academia.

got the cold ones boys on

globalist cabal forcing me to choose between missing the football and going another day without a computer game

ta x

Israel killed 400 children in one day
People still defend them to this dau

suspect is HATLESS

i've spent it in my room posting here

did you make any friends?
what are they doing jobs wise?

why? can't i just make a CV and apply for them myself?

because it would probably be shit
a meeting takes around twenty minutes and you'll leave much more informed
a lot of these jobs have a few dozen applicants per place so you need all the help you can get

A member of Al Qaeda who co-governed a rebel province in Syria with ISIS is now the president of Syria. This guy is imposing Sharia law on the Middle East's most secular nation. To my knowledge none of the anti-Islam activists -- Douglas Murray and so on -- who write breathlessly about the supposed oppression of Iranian women or the Islamic ideology of Hamas have said anything about it because these ISIS members support Israel.

To impose such sarcasm is sarcastic

Surely not.

suspect is HAPLESS

Spanish hairy

English teacher, 31, died after collapsing and banging his head while putting on his trainers, inquest told

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yeyawa

grad scheme

Alright Tarq

?

He got something.

typical working class person discouraging others from succeeding
this is why the white working class do worse than every immigrant group

Grad schemes are for total fucking Tarqs. Normal people just apply for regular jobs after graduation.

Odesa

Normal people

letting you lot go to uni was a big mistake
not getting a grad job after we paid for you to study is doing a massive disservice to yourself and the country
your attitude is why working class brits are some of the worst people on this planet

There's a difference between grad jobs and grad schemes. Grad jobs are what normal grads get. Grad schemes are what Tarqs do. Tarqs need their hands held when they graduate because they never had a job before graduation.