Why are unitedstatians like this

Why are unitedstatians like this

We're the main characters, maybe everyone else's lack of faith explains their irrelevance.

The more religious and schizoid a person is the more I trust them.

They use religion to compensate for their lack of intelligence.

The best way to find out if someone's life is a boring void of nothing interesting ever is when they start using literary or vidya analogies for real life lmao.

war:self interest

:|

war:religious duty

:O

I'd argue that someone's presence on Anon Babble is a better indicator.

you are not the main character, you are the goofy aaah sidekick to the main character, Israel, you would be Patrick, jews would be SpongeBob

Actually it's

war: self-interest (religious paintjob over it)

sad thirdie cope

How do Iranians feel about the Iraq war

Which one?

Isn't gog and magog an islamic thing?

Gog and Magog (/ˈɡɒɡ...ˈmeJɡɒɡ/; Hebrew: גּוֹג וּמָגוֹג, romanized: Gōg ū-Māgōg) or Ya'juj and Ma'juj (Arabic: يَأْجُوجُ وَمَأْجُوجُ, romanized: Yaʾjūju wa-Maʾjūju) are a pair of names that appear in the Bible and the Qur'an, variously ascribed to individuals, tribes, or lands. In Ezekiel 38, Gog is an individual and Magog is his land.[1] By the time of the New Testament's Revelation 20 (Revelation 20:8), Jewish tradition had come to view Ezekiel's "Gog from Magog" as "Gog and Magog".[2]

In other words, jewish schizophrenia aka abrahamic nonsense.

The one(s) since 2003

Nothing.

I can't believe that we waged a holy war against the shia kaffirs and lost.

But Christians don't know what the fuck that is

WE

Why are burger prots, and seemingly only burger prots, ours are normal, so fucking schizo?

Christians don't know jackshit about their religion schizo lore, same as Muslims.

Hahahaha oh my God
Just for your information before we started putting our bases their in mass there was a giant war between Iraq and Iran
Saddam was gearing up for another war with Iran when we invaded.

Evangelicals memorize bible trivia

I thought Saddam was planning on invading Saudi Arabia

Our protestants are a missionary offshoot of theirs so they are just like them

Ameriburgers don’t have ties to the land so they compensate by tying themselves to religion
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burned-over_district

Americans actually read the bible. You can’t comment on this if you never read the entirety of the bible

That's rich coming from you.
You should be thanking us, we're the only reason you're not a smoking crater with an Israeli flag in it.

Gog and Magog are legendary giant figures traditionally associated with the City of London, appearing in the Lord Mayor's Show and kept at the Guildhall. They are often depicted as the protectors of London and symbolize the city's spirit

Americaryan W.

Islam believes that Alexander the Great (an actual character in the Koran known as Iskander) used his army of genies to build a giant wall keeping out Gog and Magog

He was talking about heroes 3

Because they're Evangelicals, Evangelicals are inherently crazy by nature. We've been getting more of them here and the movement seems to be attracting a lot of Africans and people who're very clearly ex drug addicts.

Protestants are so fucking insane it's actually baffling.

It's not even really protestantism, evangelicalism was basically pushed in its current form as a cold war cult to oppose communism, by basically merging capitalist values with worship of the US as a country (and coincidentally Israel)

You're the main character in a tragedy

That's rich coming from you.

You should be thanking us, we're the only reason you're not a smoking crater with an Israeli flag in it.

Only a retard would believe this Facebook boomer post

This is literally cultural appropriation

No never had a true shot at it. It was going to be Iran Iraq 2. When you see the wmds caches and bunkers he has everywhere they were being moved towards Iran. That's how we caught him. We threw out some red herrings to hide the actual sources of the information. We had people inside his inner circle. We still don't fully know who they were because they will be killed. We couldn't just their bunkers at first, we gradually had to "find smaller caches" that would lead to the big ones so the moles wouldn't be exposed