are sersh 'dish
/brit/
I grow more interested in rodent women
want 2 slutshame her
It is so disheartening to grade student essays and reflections in 2025. It does not matter how much I tried during the term to help them use AI constructively; I just have the feeling of reading piles of AI slop. And slop is the correct term, which the dictionary defines as traces of wastewater from a bathroom or chamber pot.
Since it takes so much effort to prove a student is using AI, and with all the guidelines, I can understand most teachers simply let it go.
For all the AI apologists out there, for all your rose-colored promises of the marvels AI can do, what it actually does is flood the Internet and our schools with slop.
foul slattern
oh we're doing reddit copypasta now?
captcha: WAH00
ella is better
The proto gf
sersh
lads.. ;_;
without the endless politics
reckon the white van equivalent is endless "banter" that you are never allowed to be annoyed at + gossiping + machismo posturing. If you are unable to tolerate any one of these then you get bullied until you quit.
Treating myself to a late breakfast on my holiday, a porky platter I made
so it's like /brit/ then
I'm way too timid, polite and feminine to even be able to interact enough to blend-in with tradies or white van men
looks like brain matter & brown willies to me
are you eating brain matter & brown willies?
Did you cook it on the radiator?
those sausages look rank
50% fat 30% grease
you don't have to
Rent boy time
The trick is to go overboard with it. Tradies love flamboyantly gay men so long as you punctuate every action with "ahah just joking!"
don't need to sign your posts lad
horse meat sausage x
Listening to The Pixies. All my favourite bands love this band, yet I just don't get it.
Bacon and sosij by Sandra x
Why dont you add some onions and garlic when you cook em to make some sauce
Hey
Gammon is meant to be pink
They are cheap Irish recipe sausages from Iceland
I'm a munch
got a vitamin e supplement from amazon for general health
been having heavy nose bleeds every day for weeks and not sure why
vitamin e is a blood thinner and the supplement gives you 50X your daily required amount
why the FUCK would they make it that strong
BEEN TRYING
TO MEET YOU
musky white boy summer
Lad poisoned himself for the next 2 years
I'm not gay, just soft spoken and lack machismo
same
find them quite boring
Sershlad youtube.com
get on testosterone
would look nicer without trimming the body hair please
Opinions on shaving your bumhole as a right wing man? Is it jewish or aryan?
Do NOT do this. I had a bad experience with this and it ended up with two tradies bullying me into snogging and wanking them off
reckon they're the type of band which has suffered from their success in that their influence is so universal and has been carried so much further by those that they inspired that they just seem very tame in comparison.
I have enough testosterone, I am jacked, but I don't act like they do. It's like a different species
um
it's gay
hairy buttholes are sexy
Get on trenbolone and HGH
invited two tradies round to fix the boiler, but as soon as he got his knob out i felt sick
asked them to leave then they tried to stick their hard knobs in my mouth had to wrestle him out of the flat
not gay myself personally
had a tradie around last night
he had a right go at my plumbing
six metric tonnes of shit billowing out of my arse like loose soil falling from the rear of a dump truck
she’d look so good being blasted with a hutu howitzer
i didn't mind as much when i was a skint twink and they'd do the jobs for free if i complied
it's 6:46 am
/brit/ hella zesty rn
She was prettier a few years ago, I think she had some minor plastic surgery
Just having these three programmes on it alone would make an amazing IMDb profile
Losing me feckin mind. The virginity is going to my brain. I need need need to get a prostitute to suck me off.
wanking my FUCKING COCK
have you tried talking to women?
ew, gay
'Twenty-five years ago there were more babies born in Australia than migrants arriving in Australia. Now it's four to one the other way,'
grim
inside voices lad x
One of my friends' sister got knocked up by an english lad while she was pretending to work a job in London. Now an italian cuck is growing her daughter here
Why would anyone do that?
Seriously, how do you get yourself together? I wake up late and everything goes out of the window, making fuck all gym progress because of it since I'm too tired to even complete sessions and no progress anywhere else in life
Mainly Chinamen and Chinamenwomen isn't it?
ʷᵃnᵏᶦnᵍ ᵐʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦnᵍ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ
theres no solution to any of this either is there
western civilisation will literally cease to exist because of politicians importing seven billion jeets to every western city on earth
This is how it should be, send more
think it's mostly indians these days
daddy america isn't as fond of the chinese as they were a decade ago you see
holy grimeroli
I just realized growing is for plants, i meamt raising
Seriously, how do you get yourself together?
A proper sleep pattern.
vpn off, mate
Impossible to fix it, just can't do it
At least she is white, could be worse
Is that because of a lack of exercise or a lack of mental stimulation?
Don't blame me, I voted Labour.
no you can't do that you just can't
Switched to Indians after covid as China stayed in lockdown forever
I can't adhere to a good sleep schedule, I dread waking up early the next day for no reason
Couldn't imagine anything worse than getting knocked up by an English lad - and I say that as an English lad. You can categories English men under the age of 30 as either giga-leftypols, deanos, chavs, /brit/-tier runts, or pretentious arseholes who think that they're sensitive young men because they've read Jane Austin.
I want to nut inside Italian teenage girls
true but they won't like it
Might read some Jane Austin and listen to The Smiths later *looks around for female approval and validation*
My mate sniffed her bumhole outside The Range in Gloucester once
Nigel Farage being told members are leaving Reform for Homeland because they want a tougher stance on illegal immigration
Good!
You have to be an absolute melt to join that MI5 honeypot but this really shows Farage is not the answer
how do i get high without weed
If I was a woman I'd get knocked up by Deano. 1st choice above that would be a rural Rorke who own a farm.
smoke some poo
smoke some poo
illegal immigration
haha yeah x
Don't care and I'll be honest mate: I'm still voting Reform.
rorke went to prison for racism and then in prison converted to islam, he has abandoned hate and embrace allah, good for him
Don't forget Toryboy Tarqs, there's a lot of them around - surprisingly.
What did it smell like?
erm rorke why are you signing up for hamas? Rorke? RORKE!!!
El cato
~_~
al rorki
GIRLS WHO WANTS BOYS WHO LIKE BOYS WHO DO GIRLS WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOOOOOOOOOVE
i wanna join the illuminati and become a famous rich pop star
You're voting for the status quo then
debt egg pall
or
gap bled gelt
There's an ultra-tarq on race across the world this year, like proper YAH YAH accent.
bomborasclart ya dun kno the ting
Hope you get a knock on the door for that
DOBBY
O
B
B
Y
getting hungry
Think I have covid, breathing heavy and fucking exhausted. Called in sick to work.
Bastarding sick to death of it all
Mongvid
Natural materials shopping, where do you get your shirts from?
yeah delete the post that will definitely help…
who has blocked it from display on this website or application
bloody cold today innit
Loro piana
Charles Tyrwhitt great quality up there with custom tailored
Starbucks
Mainly due to the proximity of Starbucks to The Range in Gloucester
Beatles ripped off that cover
Amen.
i do
PUTIDO
what does this mean?
prone boned her outside of Berwick's Catalogue surplus shop
Don't believe in God but I do say "hello mr magpie how's your wife and kids" when I see a magpie by itself
Charles Tyrwhitt. Made in England. Sleek. Dapper. On the Go. Won't Break the Bank. Ladies Swooning.
this type of shit gets literally a million+ likes on facebook
boomers are so fucked once ai scam centres really start popping up
my AirPods are stained yellow
blud got the chinese edition
I want this Jew dead.
they're already fucked I still laugh thinking about that french woman and brad pitt
Love reading about Homosapiens and how we out-competed all the other runt Homos
contemporary humans exhibit high variability in many physiological traits, and may exhibit remarkable "robustness"
Neandersisses never stood a fucking chance
woman drowns after slipping in bathtub and unable to get out
the bradley posters will have a field day with this one
What?
The voice synthesis shit really freaks me out. It would be so so easy to do, so easy I could easily imagine myself falling for it.
haven't eaten meat for about three weeks
Romanian election yesterday
Diaspora results
Romanians in Western Europe voted for the anti-EU anti-western chud
Romanians in Eastern Europe voted for the pro-EU pro-western libtard
fascinating stuff
One could say the grass is always greener
god i love gta 4
My favourites are all the ai images of crying african children saying its their birthday with like a million likes on boomerbook
what a right boring bastard you are who gives a fuck
Human filth
just quipped a sardonic remark
Wonder what goes through the mind of a boomoid when they see stuff like this or if they have any capacity for thought at all
Good voice
Split between people worried about Russia and people worried about ethnic replacement
nothing
they just exist to consume slop
and they have all the wealth too
The only countries with significant numbers of romanians on that map are UK, Spain, Italy, Germany and Moldova
Garbage
Yeah. .
Here he is
This is what your gran is seeing all day now
that's a she you prick
rapeable tho
Why have you become aggressive?
T. cloaca expert
non of my grandparents are religious thoughbeit my gran just reposts posts from pages called things like 'uk knights templar' about how small boats migrants should be machine gunned
Pleasant enough day but I wouldn't say no to it being a few degrees warmer
Bit chilly when the wind whips up
The dinosaurs are called Pachyrhinosaurus
KEK
based gran
Where is this? Looks nice and not like my grim shithole
Really need to ride a fat cock
Mad how enthusiastic boomers are about Gammon Boomer News
Harrogate
My cock is thin like a wiggly worm
was 25 degrees in Glasgow over the weekend. Too warm, need 18-20 degrees with a wee wind.
nth for the holodem
22 degrees tomorrow has no business being that warm
Crying
know nothing about this person other than the fact they were fired recently
please go outside and find a gf
XD ballz
im gay
they should remake the internet but with AI filtered out
make it a subscription
boom million dollar business
hi gay im bi :3
XD. . i . .
I am gay
Gonna be absolute chaos when the AI bubble bursts and Silicon Valley is trillions in the hole and there's just no product
Gonna make the dot com bubble look like just a bad day
gfberg was asked out for a coffee the other day but turned him down due to obvious reasons of being with me
that's right lads I'm dating someone that all you little runts would love to have the privilege of buying a coffee but I'm afraid she's already taken x
Gura quit hololive, they didn't fire her
3DPD
Bastket ball
Saw you twerking your arse at the 4 corners
sorry to tell you this lad but “disagreements with management and company direction” means you've been given the sack
kinda want a new computer keyboard but dunno what
XD
get a hall effect
desperately need scousenonce, heathermong, and holdemcunt to get institutionalised or, at the very least, their bennies stripped from them
kill that egyptian mf
Kfc :(
Same, really need cock today
The Russian.
just filter it breh
Those are real, heck the EN girls are holding back and not saying their full reasons for graduation/quitting hololive
Hololive has fired 4 streamers for breaking NDA or some other rule and they didn't get exit streams. They just stopped
just been exposed to 8 grays of neutron radiation
Going to be honest with you lads I don't have a clue who you lot are talking about when you say things like heathermong or mousey or any other name you all just throw out there and I can only assume there's a lot of people like me here
Good that's all, lol.
the backbone of /brit/
Hololive has fired 4 streamers for breaking NDA or some other rule and they didn't get exit streams. They just stopped
what a sad fucking existence you have that you know that
need to get some t gel for my hideous agonising spotty scalp
*raises an eyebrow*
just been exposed to 8 gays of twink cock
Quite the opposite
2 followers
Saba prob posted it to Anon Babble herself
Deffo. May I add...
Brewing a poo
bare minimum you wanna filter belgium and egypt
some people filter canada and US as well but I think that's up for debate
Revisiting an old classic
youtube.com
It goes that down.
wasted
Well, Leftypol?
have never seen a good American post ever
so crazy you can just do that then filter stubs and COMPLETELY forget belg ever existed
wonderful technology
Fucking wasted
Iluvit
Another Brit victory! Cheers from Ireland!
what did he mean by that?
nice little gymtoil there. couldnt find any 25kg or 5kg plates so i had to stick with some 60kg bench. Was alriht. took it slow and controlled so probably did more for me that trying to pace out the 70kg reps
Rorke
shit get
stinky on the brinky
shame you can't just filter heathernonce without IDs, he's basically the only spastic left that's actively shitting up the thread
bench starts at 60kg
Anus.
don't really see why you'd make posts about vtubers when clearly no one here likes them, no one wants to talk about them, you get nothing but negative replies to your posts and you have an entire other board to talk about them
really struggle to understand why you'd be that desperate for attention but only of the negative kind
Egyptlad is an enigma, his posts will be studied for centuries
good to know
Calm down.
sunning my balls currently.
i was going to say you can just filter the image dimensions since the AI should make them all the same but looking at his most recent spam I think he manually resizes them to avoid that
very, very grim if he does
he got told to fuck off a bunch and the janny (briefly) use to ban him for his spam and avatar usage and so now he has a massive grudge against /brit/
my bench warm up is 60kg
Fuck that ass.
because in his head they're his best friends and he knows absolutely everything about them
doubt he registers the disconnect when he posts about them to us
It's common knowledge for most hololive fan, nothing out there
Rushia(green girl) was terminated by Hololive 3 years ago and is still top 3 of all time YouTube superchat recipients. She didn't even get a graduation tour just one day "noped"
never benched anything in my life because I don't have anyone to spot me
German imperial flag colors
Yemen has this as well, very based and 2nd Reichpilled
never stopped me
you can put the safety rails on
getting sick to death of autists having a weird vendetta against /brit/ and doing everything in their power to shit up this place
u can still bench just dont 1 rep max
yeah he's going to great lengths to make sure everyone is forced to see his infantile AIslop, pure weaponised autism
XD
vtubers outside Anon Babble should be treated like pony content outside Anon Babble
wish my gym benches had safety rails. im baffled as to why they dont. puts me off going heavier
Never lifted weights me because it's unsafe and leads to injuries. All you need are bodyweight exercises
even if it was its not like jannard would actually do anything about it
Kill streak
firmly agree. ridiculous that that isn't already the case, honestly.
wouldn't put it past him one of the most mentally ill people I've ever seen on Anon Babble
Do you do burpees in your bedroom?
kinda based ngl wish I could fully endorse this though but I still lift weights
straight down the hatch:
potato wedges
steak bake
ham and cheese baguette
regular latte
and lastly a handful of m&s chocolate mini bites
Traitor
He was right
About everything...
No. Just have a pull up bar and rings
I get it if you live in a cuckshare, although i'd probs still work out in a park like a bum
Reminder: The Windrush Generation built Britain
Anime website
such as?
He was wrong about not eating meat
Ez
The Windrush Generation built Britain
with stolen resources from Africa and India
Windrush MUST apologise
live at my mum's lol but I enjoy getting out of the house to go to the gym on the way to work
i think ideal billionaire scenario would be my own gym at home / outisde in my enormous garden
calisthenics
literally just topless black men doing circus tricks in public for attention
It took you so long
vape ran out and i am NOT getting another one
done with the muck
did the wogs build Ely cathedral did they
Wickness
Wizard
what is blud blabbering on about now smdhhhhhhh
mad how good of a deal uber eats subscription is
Need an ancient Greek gf
nicotinepouchberg in the gob
LOL
Yes, BAME migrants from the Caribbean and sub-continent built Britain. Our valuable muslim and minority-ethnic communities have ALWAYS been here.
Sorry Rorke, that's just the truth now
I will get a haircut
I've never had a single vape in my entire life. I will die vape free and proud.
Always
occassional smoker and vapist me
once every couple of months might suck a fag or a disposable vape
Idk
yeah?
New
hitting the vape after a few drinks feels so good its definitely worth it every so often
Yeah
feeling sniggardly
Womp
Wood.
Kill yourself.