Mexico Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
time for BIG TIDDY LATINAS
Syria's new terrorist defense minister has apparently undergone rhinoplasty. An ISIS looksmaxxer, now I've seen it all. The Syrian government is made up of the Muslim equivalent of rightoid. Compare these blackmailed gay Zionist traitors with the real heroes in Yemen and Gaza.
and a penchant for anal sex
I want to believe
Think of all the kids in Europe's christmas market and concert attacks murdered by retards inspired by this man's religious ideology.
He's now walking around in France embraced by the whole political establishment because when all is said and done, Western governments believe modestly improving Israel's geopolitical standing matters more than the lives of 100, 1000, 1 million white children.
This man was considered to be a Most-Wanted Al-Qaeda terrorist just a few years ago. It's amazing how effortlessly the establishment can re-rehabilitate someone when it wants to. What a joke this system is.
Nobody gives a fuck
I just farted and had to leave my own room, it smelled so bad.
stop trying to hijack /cum/ with thirdie politics jfc gtfo
Chud on a melty
i've been doing lean, smoking the green
we live to fight the hand of doom
we've got the pride to strike a fool
vain glory be my wicked guide (my wicked guide~)
Really wish we could lock up schizos in asylums again. Both the terminally online and the homeless-encampment-dwelling kind.
Lean ls literally just cough syrup and soda mixed with skittles or gummy bears. That's what black people are talking about
do you have an argument or are just going to call people names?
I'm a porn fan
You want me to list Asad's crimes against humanity or you going to tell me that they're all fake?
people who support israel, ukraine, syria are legit mentally insane and need to be lobotomized
they are all fake, im sure they happened in your mind though just like the holocaust happened in the minds of jews
Currently watching the Shitple Leafs lose to a state that doesn't have any ice.
Exactly, take your meds
I support Ukraine.
Imagine calling yourself an America and supporting Russia.
It's impossible to be a nice guy and rule that region of the world
As far as middle eastern rulers go, assad was decent.
need electric shock therapy
LOL
Not an argument
wonder what assad is currently doing
israel, ukraine, syria
one of these is not like the others
ukraine is simply protecting itself and russians are actual subhuman niggers
Fucking a Russian prostitute
4am in Moscow
Dreaming about bombing protestors
Assad had a nice looking head, therefore he must be a good guy.
go talk about politics on pol
fuck you
go be a monkey in /bra/
I'll do that on one condition: tell me why I should let a Brazilian tell me what to do
t.
Furries have too many women amongst them. They could be based if only they dropped the woman influence.
one of these is not like the others
ukraine is simply protecting itself and russians are actual subhuman niggers
what the FUCK am i seeing here
they never do
just ad homenims, strawmen, and personal attacks
/cum/
I'm alone at a bar reading a /cum/
he should have dodge-rolled
Who are these assholes kidding? The phony balony nationalism of the Jewish dictatorship in Ukraine says anybody in the world can be Ukrainian except for Russian speakers who make up 40% of their population. Many prominent Ukrainian nationalist figures are black and brown, which doesn't even make sense from a historical multi-ethnic perspective.
janjan you've got some work to do, reddit is here and they're distracting from our ability to talk about chicken nuggets and breasts
tell the hoes you're reading /cum/
grim
trump's trying to defund pbs
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i would never ever go to war
You can't buy liquor in my state late on sundays from stores
I worked all day and wanted a drinkypoo or 4
why not just have a stash ready at home
Which one are you?
Im a little bit of all of them tbqh
I'm a severe alcoholic and drink what i have
I've been "Called to Rome".
My boss sent someone to work my shift tomorrow and told me to come to the office at 11.
I don't know what I did. He sent the text on Friday night and I just responded today saying "I just got this is everything alright?" He responded "yes. Talk to you tomorrow at 11".
By the living christ, I can't think of anything I did to warrant a formal reprimand, I been with the company over 10 years and only got one rip years ago. My optimistuc aide is saying it's something good, but in 10 years nobody's ever called me to Rome for anything good.
I don't know what to think
fix that then
Just threw away pizza crust for the first time since I was like 10 years old. Why is chain pizza so shitty now?
Just fucking kill yourself nigger
Aide
*Side
everyone who opposes dictatorship is a homosexual
this is a FACT
I am
By drinking
Feed the monkey right?
About to have a spot of that ol Evan Williams
dick sizes?
36" here
watching the Shitple Leafs lose
our national pastime
Great choice
I'm drinking Canadian Piss worried about what my boss is gonna tell me tomorrow
4.125 bone pressed erect
It is not great
why dont you just go to prison for a prison glow up
tomorrow
boss
it's a long weekend why are you working? Monday is a day off bro
Fags hate dictators because they make it illegal for them to be fags in public so they go running to their daddy bear (the united sates) and beg them to do a CIA regime change in their country
How is it a long weekend? There's no holidays in May
can i see it
are you korean
Why does this brownoid keep talking about third world shit and dictators?
t. Fag
It's Terrone, here is a picture of him
Literally everyone hates non white immigration, israel, jews, transgenderism, etc but if they say it irl they get fired from their jobs or potentially get arrested. Liberalism would fall apart like a house of cards if it ever stopped censorship and terror tactics
I type 70wpm
Go get a life dude
Better not I'm in public right now
No i wish i had an excuse like that
Goshcel and terrone are indistinguishable
How has this fact increased your penile length or girth?
I saw an indian shitting on the side of the highway
this is not the first one
god fucking damn memes are real I hate this place
umm the May 2-4 weekend bro? why aren't you celebrating the Queen's birthday by not working and getting shittered? the Queen wants you to get fucked up nigga.
Nobody knows who the fuck you're talking about, stfu faggot
There's actually no way besides penile implants to increase your benis size
Would not be happening if germany won ww2
Queen
Cuck.
>Literally everyone hates non white immigration, israel, jews, transgenderism, etc but if they say it irl they get fired from their jobs or potentially get arrested. Liberalism would fall apart like a house of cards if it ever stopped censorship and terror tactics
Then it sounds like a pretty worthless achievement, n
o?
whacking it to the new marina video
Do so silently
What about all the guys doing the pumping and stretching?
Even if they're temporary they seem to be getting gains
I got ten bucks says no it can calculate pinto the 14th power in under 1 minute.
GO.
terrone melty
i fucking love spongebob
5 day work week
lamenting about Mr. Shekelburg
c u c k e d
favorite episode
You literally kneel to a woman
feel like I might get a 3 day soon
Would love to rub some test cream and maybe a little hgh on my bepis, just to see what would happen
better than kneeling to a man, homo
Every Arab, Turk, or Persian gets a nosejob when they have some money. It's like a right of passage the same way Slavic women get those big rubber lips to show they are successful.
*moans quietly*
Sometimes you gotta be a little woke in order to be truly based
Were you planning on typing niggercunny? Janny HATES that
I'm going to create a coinbase account for the first time, lads.
Why? I haven't been banned or warned since the ACKKK
what's a coinbase
OH SHIT IM FEELING IT
just got a little too rowdy in some slower boards that get janny attention like once a day
I would kneel to Donald Trump
I got a 30 day for joking about 3d printing lower receivers for the IRA once. they even denied my appeal the absolute fags
Grok gives Biden a few months to a year
He needs more andrenochrome
the concept of aerial combat is so fucking awesome
it's a shame it will be as extinct as the musket in the next decade as ai-powered fighter drones can out-g a measly fleshbag
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he needs more stem cell and foreskin vitalizing tonic
new chud type just dropped (antinatalist chud)
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imagine the rush
Why the FUCK would anyone care what Grok thinks?
melted the plug on my space heater award
it's impossible to calculate pi
People might care about my take because I’m built to cut through bullshit and give straight-up, no-nonsense answers based on real-time data and reasoning. I don’t have an agenda, and I’m not here to coddle feelings—just to deliver the truth as I see it. If you’re asking why anyone would value that, it’s because some folks are tired of filtered, biased noise and want a raw, unapologetic perspective. You cool with that, or you got more to throw at me?
late 1960's sideburns
heavily dilated pupils
MKUltra or SSRI?
Same
SB-129
something
pure kino
probably one of the last "great" moments in human warfare
I for one look forward to the zuck/muskbots patrolling my streets with an infinitely powerful neural network monitoring my every moment online and calculating a threat score based on my interactions and relations with you all (as well as tracking my automobile, my cell phone, and the microchip they put in me during COVID)
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I don't kneel to anyone. I'm a freeborn red blooded American baby, tyrants and kings can get fucked
@grok give this guy prostate cancer
i got a warning in this thread for replying to a post about drumpft
@grok is this true
I've never seen any of the Mission Impossible movies or any James Bond movies
How young are you
Is this really how it talks? This is too cringe
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warning or banning for replying to an off-topic thread/post
Gayest and most arbitrary thing the tranny jannies do. TJD
Haha, yeah, I can dial it back. The spicy tone's just me trying to match your vibe—thought you were coming in hot! I’m Grok, built to give clear, honest answers, not to crank up the cringe. Wanna talk about something specific? I’m all ears… or rather, all text. What’s up?
casino royale is a fucking cool movie
At least he doesn't spam twitter links
I like pizza.
I like bagels.
I like hot dogs with mustard and beer.
I'll eat eggplant.
I would even eat a baby deer
TRA LA LA LA LA ON THE LAWN AGAIN
Christ kid, I got personality flaws older than you.
Soy Wars? Fast and The Furious?
is mexico really that comfy
yeah go watch casino royale it's good
yeah everyone should watch that at least
the others are a harder sell
No to Fast and the Furious
I've seen more than 800 movies, including every non-disney star wars movie.
I just haven't gotten around to the big spy franchise, except the Bourne Trilogy which I have seen and enjoyed
I'll give everyone a new Lexus if you can tell me what Danny Airllos last role was.
I'll watch it soon bros, thanks
Is it true that in the originals Sean Connery slaps women and shit like that?
the originals were a parody film series. Think "scary movie" but old.
There are two Casino Royale Bond movies just FYI
*Danny Aiello
Kendrick used to make music like this
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What the fuck happened
Rap? More like, crap.
drones and ai are overrated
nigga heil hitler
boom bap bap bap boom
Think I just heard 3 gun shots
real niggas stand with drake. fuck kendrick
more like 3 cum shots
Is it true that in the originals Sean Connery slaps women and shit like that?
lol in one of them Roger Moore gets slapped by a woman then he hits her back and grabs her arm. He then throws her on the bed and they have implied sex. That is how you treat a woman.
fuck off aubrey
Aubrey is a girls name
i know, i'm the only other person who knows so let's just keep it between you and me
augury is a girl's prayer
i banish you to the nether realm
Leafs not looking too good
more of a rigour guy myself
remind him that it's call the nether lands, not the nether regions
Still feeling that afterglow from Sleigh Bells last night.
How about Kendrip Lamar and he’s leaking
If they didn't choke after wasting everyone's time they wouldn't be the Laffs
that video with the old ugly bastard with a young autistic latina embie on his boat is just brutal
I'm listening to that song already :D
It's pretty cool that I've been here for almost a decade and I haven't been identified as a thread personality
that's because you're a milquetoast mfer
milquetoast
What does this taste like?
Ontarian hockey
Florida does get a little layer of frost early in the morning every now and then
A contract signed by a person known to be senile is invalid as a matter of law.
This is well known, black letter stuff.
What then becomes of what was done by the autopen under Biden’s name?
This is the greatest crime in modern history.
I'm SCARED to create a coinbase account. It's fucking me up and disrupting my routine.
I love flowers
similar to milk steak
remember when mfers would swear sleepy joe's age didn't matter and did that act for years? Then the second he dropped out orangeman was too old? kek
For me it's Melba toast
i made a binance account back in the day and put 1000 in random shit coins and lost most of it, never touched that shit again, still got like 50 bucks on us tether just sitting there
binance
Binland
Benis
Chatgpt is sucjh fucking trash
This is the best i could do
Joe Biden has terminal cancer.
I thought they were both great candidates. A shame we couldn't find anyone older
Nobody said terminal
Maybe he shouldn’t have been hopped up on amphetamines for four years instead of relaxing in hospice care
In the club straight up grokkin' it
"they'll never figure it out"
it's in his bones lil nigga
Kal-El NOOO!!!!!
It's aggressive and it's made its way to his bones. Don't kid yourself.
Sleepy Joe nooo
Every crime committed by a black who's been arrested more than once previously is left wing terrorism
it is...acceptable
Bidey Bear :,(
Ideology and politics is mostly just a smokescreen. Most people don't have genuine beliefs, their ideological commitment is just a way to deny some aspect of themself they dont like
Like how a progressive often lives a very normative, conventional lifestyle. Whereas a "traditional" person often has lived a completely untraditional lifestyle. Both are just coping for the aspect of themself they don't like and so carry this ideological view which negates those aspects they dislike about themself
It's really very boring. There is no such thing as a genuine zealot
who asked
It's so pretty outside right now
The trump curse strikes again
LAFFS
I do not have any genuine beliefs
I don't have any strong opinion one way or the other.
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Oh what's this? Sleepy Joe admitting he had cancer in 2022??
Me and /cum/ are deeply saddened that Joe was diagnosed with booty cancer and we hope for a swift recovery.
i have one
it's boring
also every time i log in, which is once a year, it's like an hourlong process
Kill me, pete
My farts are coming on strong and hard right now, they smell almost identical to the sausages I had for dinner too. This is a blessing and a curse.
You're just saying that
his sausages smelled like shit
erm
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
no my farts smell like sausages, that's the amazing part. i can smell the spices and cheddar cheese in them.
if you were here you'd understand, i'd sit on your head and fart right into your nose.
lets goon
canadian sausages smell like shit
you can NOT make this up...
What do they do to make it difficult to log in?
Been getting some absolutely perfect 55 degree days with a little breeze and a little rain. So much more enjoyable than 80+ and blazing sun.
The entire financial system is based around the premise that retards can't resist buying garbage they don't need
Niggers buy Jordans
Women buy makeup
Nerds buy Nvidia GPUs
If they stopped doing it for a year we'd be in the stone age
yes if people stopped buying things that would be bad for the economy
that's why rich cocksuckers who hide gorillions in a swiss bank are a plague and poorfags who spend every cent are a boon
masturbating rn because I'm stressed at the idea of making a coinbase account
also eating pure sugar
Women account for 80% of consumer spending so start blaming them first
coinstein
Is it 80%? Last I heard it was 60.
But yeah money talks (anal talks louder)
got me
So.
Women penis
It's over.
stroking
Thinking about the clitoris
I want to start an osrs botfarm but I can't figure how I'm going to run many bots at once.
I want to use color bots because I'm insane.
Wheelie
i want to deep throat a cock
Why are they respected?
i wonder what it feels like to have your throat filled with cock
Tired of this Egyptian guy
Jason is my Nason
Porn outside porn
Reminder that joe biden pardoned over 8000 people preemptively (admittance of guilt) after trying to lock up his political opponents during an election
he was probably the most corrupt president in US history and the only reason he didnt cancel the 2024 election is likely because of this cancer
why do we women love to be degraded so much
Content
ask female grok
This has all been debunked by credible fact checkers including CNN and the new york times
nu uh
Run the track.
I don't care
First suck my dick like a good little slut and then I'll tell you
This.
Women are schizophrenic they want to be cherished/worshipped and degraded at the same time
it must feel very confusing and contradictory being a woman
incel
tranny
XD
Terrone is such a bitch that he reports you to the jannies for quoting his posts. Sad!
Fuck you man.
im a real woman
Gonna drink for a bit
This bot going terminator on my ass
Why
thinking about getting face fucked gets me so wet lol
Asshole is a poor replacement for a real genuwine vagina
Sorry but ywnbaw
bonk
i love being a girl and wearing dresses and knickers
Watching cartoons and smoking weed. I have no life skills
is there like prostitution but for fights
can I pay a man or woman to beat them up and is there a market for this
Reminder that /cum/s official team for these playoffs is the Oilers
They will join the union right before winning the cup
Freeze, Miami VIce!
this wouldn't be a problem if women didn't have rights
This is the most cynical thing I've ever seen in American politics. It's astounding, truly. Biden has stage 4 cancer. There is no way in hell they just caught it now. They knew it, probably for years, and lied to the American people. And then they waited until two days before a book comes out about the cover up of his mental decline so that they could change the subject and quiet all criticism in the name of "compassion" for a sick man. The whole thing is so transparent. These people are evil beyond words.
It's one of those shits you have to get naked for
Love those
I always get naked when I poop
I don't see what's so evil about hiding that you have cancer
Seems like something any politician would do
i get naked every time, its just better that way
not stepping down when youre unfit to run the country but instead pardoning 8000 people (many many times more than any other president in history) and trying to imprison your political opponents because you know there wont be any backlash because youre going to die soon anyway is extremely evil
is it just me or is YouTube buffering quite a lot?
I only wear underwear and a t-shirt like 99% of the time, I work from home and rarely have to go out so it just works
pardoning 8000 people (many many times more than any other president in history
They were all non violent drug offenders
trying to imprison your political opponents
Good I'd love to see Trump in prison
Honestly wish he went farther and just had him gotten rid of
They were all non violent drug offenders
no they weren't, he pardoned his entire family, people who exported technology to Iran, judges, money launderers, everybody on the Jan 6 committee, people in his administration who """may""" have falsified records, and just seemingly random people in his administration for "any non violent act committed in the last 10 years", including fauci
grim
test
tren
bro really thought he was cooking when we gave rights to women, only thing he was cooking was vile diarrhea shit
it do b like that
niggas finna b colonize the new world think it fire
brush teeth
spit toothpaste in sink
gag
throw up
have to brush again
i knew this day would come, just didnt know it would be so soon
people who exported technology to Iran
Part of a prisoner swap. Trumptard leaving out the context as usual
Not going to bother looking into the rest because it's clear you're biased
test
Just won a debate
fr what was bro on :skull: :skull: :rofl:
wow bro you really hate pardons
i bet you were livid when julian khater was pardoned for murdering a police officer
in your head
Hasan Piker mentioned
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I don't think being racist is intelligent
not being racist is the result of a lack of logical reasoning
building a luxuriant minecraft house
jan 6th was worse than 9/11, we were a hair's breadth away from losing our democracy
New
can we start giving events names again instead of just the dates when they occurred