Tuesday edition
/cum/ - canada usa mexico
nice trips
I saw a Gorgosaurus skeleton at a museum in Montreal it was really neat
his palms feel sweaty
mom's spaghetti
also I saw meteorite fragments from the Hadean!
Thats a long time ago!
If you come to my apartment I can show you a giant anaconda
Campus is dead as fuck today
Is it illegal to imply you might t hiding something in your butt to airport security and when they check in your butt you fart on them and a little poo comes out?
intellectually mogs asmongold and hasan
any questions?
I don't know why don't you test this out and report back
why did he rape lonerbox's girlfriend
/cum/ challenge: go 3 hours with bringing up some irrelevance political e-celeb
difficulty: impossible
assmongbald wins
or blumpf
or biden
or russia/ukraine
or jason/brian/goshpedo/redditleaf/schizojeet
What does H3 have to say about this?
What do i do? Like when I'm going through security just nonchalantly say "hey so i bet you see a lot of people smuggling heroin in their anuses right?""
No one talks about Sleepy Joe anymore
we can thank brian, destiny poster and the three different obsessed canadians for that
People who move to NYC for some Carrie Bradshaw or Friends fantasy are not allowed to make fun of Disney adults
Give your head a shake
I'm a Disney adult
why
esl girls love Friends
i dont see when getting your news from hasan or asmongold is any worse than getting it from a major news network
I hate to admit it but I saw Frjends on the TV at a dentist's office once and it made me chuckle a few times
I love you, man. I always did.
Damn I really need to start proofreading my posts
got my hezbollah t shirt on
sipping a beer
playing oblivion remastered
people aren't afraid to be antisemitic anymore
life is okay buds
The best part of sucking cock is after they cum and you gently nurse on their cock and you can feel them starting to get hard again in your mouth
Nasrallah status?
Meeting a really hot alt girl but she listens to shit music like Korn and Pierce the Veil and posts extremely cringy videos. This will not be an easy mission
hezbollah would blow you up for drinking beer
israel would blow you up if it were convenient
I was antisemitic before it was cool
futa cock
eternal
you cannot kill an idea
the party of god will march on and offer up as many martyrs as is required for the final victory
And it got keeping getting worse
What do YOU listen to, chudjak?
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made some poutine for dins
frying my own potatoes made it so much better
The way Scots sublimated Irish Catholic anti-Anglo identity/rebellion into their own sense of identity despite arguably benefiting more than anyone else from the British Empire (including the English lol) is genuinely amazing. Like nowadays they all hate the monarchy like it's some foreign English thing but it's literally their own monarch too lol
reminds me i need to make some oven fries to go with my pot roast for dinner.
thanks, bud
Where do i find a lank haired tall cute chiseled chined broad shouldered man in a dress gf?
i head that if you jump off the half dome rock in yosemite, the park rangers reward you with the most perfect mate of your choosing
Steely Dan
where's texass?
sounds lovely, i like to drizzle a bit of olive oil on them when i oven bake them
women will NEVER understand the Dan, tho
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i only cook with animal fats :
i'll melt some lard onto the baking sheet so the potatoes don't stick
his biggest blunder is unironically getting the blowjob vid leaked to the internet
no matter how right he is (and he is in alot of situations) people will just keep bringing that shit up
When i need cooking grease i rub your moms pantys on the pan
im tired
Most people have more trouble being honest with themselves than being honest with others
30 days
first I watched Alpha Dog (I remembered that, it was popular among older Slovenian millennials back when), then I finished off The General's Daughter (those 90s thrillers got CLASS!) and now it's time for a rewatch of The Player, which is definitely better than Hail, Caesar. I'm locked in.
many, MANY such cases(me)
jason can't stop losing
ah shit, we His and Hers now
My mood plummets so quick
I felt great immediately after gym but now several hours after i feel like garbage
Trying to play Gmod but my save is out of sync so now I gotta boot up my super old laptop just to make sure I don't lose anything
Take a drink or pop a pill!
Drinking while sad is not a good idea
bummies, im sheepy
Yeah, but one drink always helps me to lift my mood. From too many drinks I become self-pitying.
AND THE WAITRESS IS PRACTICING POLITICS
AS THE BUSINESSMEN SLOWLY GET STONED
FOR THEYRE SHARING A DRINK THEY CALL LONELINESS
BUT ITS BETTER THAN DRINKING ALONE
Woke nonsense
DONT SPEAK
I know what youre SAYYYANNNN
So please stop explainin'
DONT TELL ME WHERE IT HURTS
DONT SPEAK
I know what youre THINKAAAANNN
I dont need your reasons
DONT TELL ME WHERE IT HURTS
I dunno why momberg and dadstein hate billy joel so much. Piano man slaps.
Meeting in half an hour I can feel a knot in my stomach
Charlie Kirk says many schools across America have litter boxes for fury students
damn, she is LITERALLY me
Yeah that was completely normal in my high school idg what's the big deal about it
i think i'm over the worst of my cold. hopefully i'll be able to go to work tomorrow so i don't have to use up all my PTO.
he must be unfamiliar with the scene
niggas is niggas
hes a buttugly bastard
WOAH
Hes cool....
Where is he going?
WELL IT'S SAD AND IT'S SWEET
AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE
WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MAN'S CLOTHES
such a shame that female success is so closely tied to their attractiveness. there's zero pretty girlfailures out there, they don't exist despite being in high demand.
Drinking a Chinese beer
ok
4.7%
slow down, becky
lol so mad
becky
On his way to fuck your mom
SO HERE I AM
DOING EEEEVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING OOON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING IM A SUPERMAN
that was meant for xing pao
Deciding my dinner. If post ends in:
1,2,3: beans & rice
4,5,6: fish & veggies
7,8,9,0: stir fry
dubs: nachos
ayo this nigga eatin' BEANS
if you're gonna make beans and rice just make a casadilla
It's pretty bad
casadilla
I hate white people so much it's unreal
Niggers ruined everything
casadilla
i just went sicko mode on a stack with a mac
It's alright
why do i have diarrhea
casadilla
Wasn't a fan personally, but there are worse imports. Had some indian beers that tasted like straight vomit
Oh who am i kidding!
*starts breakdancing*
One of my favorite videos is where the Popeyes runs out of chicken and the news station interviews all the disappointed black people acting like they're about to starve to death
nigga drinking IPooA's
How we gon feed our kids
Is this rapejack thing the newest 'jack?
more like poop eyes
Wanted u to know i stole this snd it sent very hard on fb like 4 laugh reacts
oblivion remastered crashed AGAIN
it sent very hard
i can never take the opinion of a cuck seriously
it smells like burnt/cut wood(like when I was taking woodshop back in highschool) outside and I cant figure out why
teebeeaych it's a regional thing. IPAs were popularized on the west coast so they're much more of a daily drinker there. on the east coast you kind of have to go out of your way to get a decent IPA.
Kek. I think they were supposed to be reds but the hops had an unpleasant aroma and whatever grain they used was malty af
People gaslight themselves into drinking ipa because they're supposed to be refined or manly or whatever
gonna eat a whole case of diaz
DIAZ NUTS
OJ Simpson Was Innocent, Here's Why
Here's Why
nicole and ron deserved it thoughever
listening to sam hydes perfect guy life podcast
why should i be mad?
visit construction site for my new house
All the contractors are brown
Ask the GC if we could get some old stock builders
He says that doesn't really exist anymore
best gta 5 mission is the one where you plant a bomb in mark zuckerbergs phone and you detonate while hes speaking at a conference
Working on my rebrand.
KEK
she asks me or my sister the same thing over and over again like she's retarded or she didn't hear us, we answer until the point we get angry at her and she does a evil smirk like she's laughing at us inside and when we tell her she's crazy for doing that she gaslights us to think she wansn't laughing, is she a narcissist / sociopath / etc??
Sure boss. OK boss. Whatever you say boss
Total American Cultural Victory
from what to what
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i hate hasan so much
cant we strip his us citizenship and ship him back to turkey
why are we cursed with this shithead
I hate {Eceleb}, so much, Im going to watch his stream so I can get mad
He has a brain the size of a lima bean
He should be required by law to wear a padded helmet 24/7
Just going to cultivate a vibe of darkness and evil and lean in to my serial killer rizz instead of running from it
you ever see a cop and fantasize about grabbing his gun and shooting him
unhinged FREAK
no, because Im not black
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he made Graduation
I don't really understand the market thing, there's different markets.
Thought I trusted ya but it goes to show hold fiends fold getting jelly off the dough
Mexican purple drank
It tastes like a cross between some type of fruit punch and tea, but I think it's made with flowers.
Flowers are gay
if thats like the caribbean bar I go to for tacos, its sangria
it's just purple Koolaid
I had a cold hibiscus tea when I was in South Korea, and it was fucking delicious. I don't even like tea but it was so sweet and the texture was more like juice than tea.
i just grab what's at the corner store and 90% of it is IPA. i don't even like IPA all that much
me? I drink malt and sierra nevada
boneless wings are the only good type of chicken wings
just finished re re reading gantz, kind of out of manga to read now
yeah but i feel uncomfortable with factories raising boneless chickens to make htem. having no bones has to be a sad painful life
i need a gf within the next 4 years
i can't continue being celibate for longer than that!
isn't prostitution legal in mexico
doing weed
in 2025
lmao
Yeah, I got a striptease and a naked handjob today for about $40.
that's way too expensive
whores gotta eat too you know
I'm a big tipper
vaping weed
what is your least favorite food?
for me it's corn on the cobb
Are there ACTUALLY secret underground vaults in the Vatican with treasures spanning thousands of years?
If so, what is the most likely thing to actually be there that they won't want people to see?
Manhole is nasty word
caldo de pollo
corn is your favorite food, just corn
Had a dream I was in Russia one day I will be there and feel the snow and see the apartment blocks for real
eheheh
none of that shit is real who cares
Anthony Bourdain didn't kill himself
you can go there now, just book a flight it's cheap. their money is worth almost nothing.
Pork rinds, cauliflower, papaya
I need a Russian friend first I don't want to go there by myself I wouldn't make it
Get a liberal russian gf they're bretty good
what makes you think that
find a russian mail order bride and meet up with her IRL, some of them are actually pretty hot and not even addicted to heroin if they're young enough.
Arabs gotta fuck off seriously
wat
why is it so hot
much to think about
russian
liberal
haha very funny
their holsters don't work that way, Anon Babble used to laugh at some Tumblr weirdo who claimed she good do a mass shooting by stealing the cops glock
So apparently Puff Daddy was raping people and he's a gay rapist and has been for years.
cuz i'm smokin' hot baby
That sucks.
why dont we borrow money to blacks at high interest rates and then when they cant pay it back we take everything they own
One thing I like about East Slavic women is they still do that pseudo-intellectual thing to impress men. Western women NEVER EVER do that.
I want a friend to go urban exploring with
but kanye is the devil saying heil hitler baka....
sorry i don't listen to any music created before 1980.
The bail bond, used car, and repo businesses already all do this
I mean for some people it does, probably pretty fun for Puff Daddy though.
Thats too bad
A lot of the best 80s music was from the late 70s
he's basically jewish
Should I go for the grounds keeper job at the golf course or the stalker job at the t shirt store
grounds keeper job at the golf course
this
Stocker*
I have a good feeling about Canada
I'm more interested in that job too
this kingdom is doomed.
grounds keeper sounds comfy as fuck
In bed reading isekai(8:48pm)
USPS hasn't updated where my package is in 18 hours should I be concerned
conservatism is dying and thus the white race's chastity belt can finally come off
Libs could get a majority gov't here if Elections Canada keeps up the fuckery
If you only knew how bad things really are
do it
i am playing persona 5
Don't be concerned it is safe with me
wow you're literally that guy, you're also an ikemen!
Oh thank God I thought some sick creep got a hold of it
got food poisoning from panda express but I am better now
i don't
we need to go BACK
I follow this account
imginn.com
What is your favourite looking car
Kys pedo
Just watching Ye pwn a Mossad agent:
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mass is poo
Would you guys suck pussy if your girl sucked your dick??????????????????
you don't suck pussy, you eat it.
Aesthetically, I'm a fan of British cars. Lots of Jags are cool, and a fully kitted out og Land Rover is close to my dream car.
Unleashing Oroboros symbology feels satanic. No
anything from lexus
I like LM002s, their pedigree, rarity, and uniqueness make them such a desirable car.
V12 powered manual tranny 4WD Lamborghini
you don't suck pussy
he doesn't know the technique
NGMI
kek
/cum/ is much better when Jason isn't here talking about "feminine penises" or about sodomizing young boys
Girls love it when you bite their beef flaps
if she has a perfect pink innie pussy i'd eat it
innie
pedophile
you just punch their cunt like a speedbag while screaming NIGGA HEIL HITLER until they cum i know how to treat a woman
In the Brazilian movie there's a Flashback
Too bad you're in the land of light brown flaps
for me it's
james bond ass car. i like it!
What's your ancestry, sir
What the hell happened to that one guy who got sent to El Salvador?
Did everyone just forget about him and move on?
No the gay jews on npr talk about him every few hours
Poor maryland man
britbong (york or something)
Oh I don't listen to the gay news jews on npr
getting a new dog. it's a border collie
I actually don't want a gf. I just want to game, goon, gym and watch anime
a what
did you eat the last one?
i used to have one
no i put him down after he killed my pet parrot
cool, they are hyper as fuck but very nice dogs overall. mischievous too, make sure they have lots of toys to stay busy.
how'd she manage that
redhead gf?
sign me up
Very high energy breed, I hope you provide appropriate care, mental stimulation & exercise
she looks like my sister
need to break my terrone dick off in your sister
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by being a woman
Hook a brotha up my nigga
i walk 2-3 hours a day so that shouldn't be much of a problem
people finally realizing female teachers molest kids far far more than the males
Foids have been seething about this recently
she's too busy with those giant anime pillow things.
i love white women i need a white woman
what the fuck
yes it is a travesty and must be stopped
New
do you think they're seducing the kids or the other way around