/brit/

free hugs edition

who wants a hug

h-hi (say it back)

Will be quitting my job in 3 weeks, have realized there is actually no reason for an incel to try so hard in life

Can you teach me something about Malta?
Do you feel special to be Maltese since there are only a few hundred thousand of your kind?

megsprendi sex arse

styfu retard

xd are you blind

there's literally no recourse other than hoping this guy gets shot in the head if this isn't satire rage bait

if you want higher test then just pin test

lads will sun their ballsack for 3 hours a day, take cold showers, eat raw liver, order floor sweepings off Amazon packaged as supplements, and all manner of other shite for +5ng/dL when they could just BUY AND INJECT testosterone

if you were thirsty you wouldn't get up at 3AM to go outside and suck the morning dew off individual blades of grass, you'd just drink a glass of water

girls with braces

she's a virgin so her fannoise is probably as tight as a schoolgirls

I'm so sorry
I'm an idiot

That being said, I think my questions still applies. Bahrain is small, does that make you feel more close knit with others on your island?

next order due within the hour lads

to shag or be shagged

yeah where do I order that from then

don't I need a prescription?

i feel close with everyone on a small island, any social interaction is like incest

what you rodered lad?

let me guess, plain shirts in grey, navy blue, or black?

what you rodered

said it in the other thread but I'll say it here too, I'm not procrastinating today because I have to fill in a pip form. just so you lads are aware

navy chinos and a couple of button down shirts x

just do it later tonight

Nick Huber is the founder of TheSweatyStartup.com, a serial entrepreneur, investor, and popular content creator focused on small business ownership. Through his content, he openly shares his philosophy on life and business while building a diverse portfolio of ‘sweaty startups’ in real-time. Nick cofounded and operates his primary business, Bolt Storage, a commercial real estate firm, which owns 1.9 million square feet of self-storage facilities across 62 locations in 11 states. As a content creator, he has published more than 400 podcast episodes, 200 articles, and more than 22 thousand tweets to millions of raving fans. His content is read, seen, and heard by more than 10 million people each month

it's not satire it's a real life American demon

Sick of seeing 'Free Palestine' stalls everywhere

cor

fucking hell rorke, he's just a child

yeah well they're sick of being genocided ok rorke

saw one in the middle of town yesterday all standing around in a circle just saying stuff for each other with no passers by listening

Could 100 men take on an elephant?
What about megatherium?

Glasgow perchance?

What do they sell at these stalls

yeah alright then

think of how sick Palestinians are of dying

I saw this lady in the news, she runs a cuddle puddle business.
BBC is my primary news source in my country

*frees palestine*
right now what

haha leftypol wins this round!!!

prefer not to say but it was in Scotland

every peng woman i know who has a private insta ffs
can't get a decent perv on

nowt if it's free

pro israel rally yesterday, all playing uplifting music, peacefully waving their flags, pro palestine counter protest nearby, waving the tranny flag, handing out pictures of corpses, and shouting at passers by

says it all really

going out looking for some trans girl cock

so what? the jews just aren't allowed a homeland then? after everything they've been through?

My favorite sound in the world is the birds singing at dawn

I'd crawl up it's bum and give it a knee wobbling prostate orgasm

neighbourberg is very verbally abusive to his dog
just heard him call it a dickhead
not very nice is it

Hangover shop run

1x 330ml Perrier
1x 330ml Lime Lemonaid
1x 660ml Cruzcampo
1x large bag o' Burts Salt & Vinny crisps

however, the crisps have some sort of promotion helping the RNLI on them, wouldn't have bought em if i'd noticed at the shop. All they do is ferry brown rapists into England

the 'rone stats (3 years ago)
been making an effort to improve it so should get new tests done at some point

doesn't say anything at all actually

Alri Schlomo

I could take an elephant myself

can feel a monumental volume of putrid brown slurry building up in my bowels, have been eating and drinking nothing but slop all weekend and it's time to pay the price

oh shut up you dickhead

should've been shipped off to madagascar

Cruzcampo

Brewed by Heineken in Manchester, but marketed as a Spanish product.
Should be illegal.

got to go put flat pack furniture together for the sister

Israelis are trying to manipulate you while pro Palestinians are being passionate and honest

join the army

Test fluctuates a lot during the day so you need a few tests to get any sort of meaningful reading

How could you, a lone man, kill an elephant?

she fit?

paying your dues for your weekend of slop and debauchery, had to happen x

don't care x

Alri Abdul

Stuntpegg.

Rorke twerking his wee arse outside sports fdirect

yeah :/

not that I'm defending the practice but practically all macro lagers are like this

Hot today but I'm hungover and also an incel so I don't want to go outside to enjoy the sun among the common folk

jews should have gone somewhere where they were wanted, im sure somewhere in south america or something would have wanted driven settler communities

you should've played it off and asked for a fact about poland and then indonesia

better than mine la
me? pinning this year during bulking season

medical.png - 1682x275, 34.97K

PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRR

been using fedora but i might distro hop to something else just dont know what

What happens in Bristol

i am reporting everybody iwith a british flag in this thread to the police because they gave me anxious feelings

obviously you do

cant tell shes just the sister

But they're everywhere. Israel is just a base camp

I'm just sat in my smeggy flat with all the curtains closed x

Yeah, and it should be illegal.

Does the furniture come with a dildo attached?

been watching lots of 3-hour videos and podcasts as of late without actually doing anything else
might just get into reading books and become a bookwanker instead

My bedroom stinks of piss and cum, the proverbial incel cave

they would have faced the same fate they did everywhere else (being kicked out when their skills were no longer needed). We should have given them an empty area in Africa that way they would get what they wanted without bothering anyone else

new anchor looking fine

file.png - 638x696, 649.59K

got my blood tested and all my vitamins cholesterol etc are all good :D

not going gym today cba it's too hot

probably not havent heard of that

muslims and niggers and girls make children kill themselves and everybody else takes drugs which give them mental handicaps particularly the drugs which give them mental handicaps

indian rocks ! japanese shocked !

neek

don’t think they’d get kicked out if they were invited and it was post ww2

fat ugly neighbour is singing again. Maybe if she put as much effort into wearing clean clothes and having a shower as she did into singing Kate Bush, maybe her equally as fat and ugly ex-bf wouldnt have left her

You're actually Greek yeah?

Alright fair enough, I guess it would be impractical in most cases

thats based

genuine swarthy balkanoid cigarette smoking wop

fat ugly neighbour going UUGH UUGH UUGH in the street

slipping on the espadrilles for a stroll around the garden

What's this?

Pic related

quite clearly says normal

how much you pinning a week then?

looks like one of those computer games

They should have taken over Alice Springs, Australia, and turned it into a Jewish enclave

they got kicked out everywhere else I don't see why it would go different this time

Don't have a garden and hate the public so I guess I will rot in my smelly bedroom then

UK plans to end 'failed free market experiment' in immigration

Work visas will only be available for degree-level jobs, and the minimum pay required to get one will go up

Lower-skilled jobs will almost never get visas (only in rare cases where there’s a major shortage - and even then, these will be strictly-limited and companies must prove they're training UK workers too)

A new expert panel will track which industries rely too much on foreign workers to push those industries to hire and train locally instead

Companies that want to sponsor visas must create a plan to fix staff shortages, such as offering better pay, apprenticeships, or more UK training

Student and family visa rules will also change - we don’t know the details yet, but the Government says the focus is "control, contribution and community cohesion"

dont know what that is
just wank 3 times a day thats all i know
dont know if that affects it
lower than me

Test fluctuates a lot during the day so you need a few tests to get any sort of meaningful reading

Read any Aristotle lately aha x

yh i know but as the other fella said.... that's every lager widely available in the UK

It's criminal shame we don't import really any of the hundreds of great german lagers

very first thing the protag does is choke out some random woman in the street

Ah yes, very accurate.

they'll say anything because they're scared of reform

Dhesi Souls

Based Starmer's getting the wogs shafted

press x to doubt

1.1k dislikes vs 1k likes

lmao

thats cus your daft

making homemade sausage rolls but without the pastry

No aristotle takes too much effort and filters midwits like myself, I prefer plato because the style is more accessible and ultimately more enjoyable

good but a whole two decades late
would've been nice if they had done this before our communities became uninhabitable colonies of the turd world, but better late then never I suppose...

Women's Diving 4k

spainers if i had a womb i'd let you impregnate me

Pub in my city specialises in German and Czech imports, and is somehow still cheaper than a pint of Uk-brewed macro piss in most other pubs.

:(

i asked for the weather not the news

rorke getting knocked down in the pit and having his glasses and head stomped in

reminded me to get some sosgis out freezer

Singapore went from third world to first world in a generation.
Powerful.

got offered a job in scotland
are there many of them in glasgow?

And leftypol says fascism doesn't work.

aye, loads

dark saars

glasgow is full of them and the scots welcome it

and britain? first to third.

Are they not socialist?

youll never get away from them rorke so dont bother trying

if they don't deport the 10 million wogs they let in with basically zero qualifications or intention to work we're fucked anyway

hello my little cherubina

Australia seems like a paradise

Always weird reading these old classics and they'll just sucker punch you with something which was - presumably - normal at the time but would be considered lunacy today.
Reading the Odyssey and it's considered normal, even noble, that he's constantly one slight away from murdering people
Keeps getting called even-tempered and yet the first thing he does after returning home is threaten his maids

cause im so stinky
and ive got a smelly bum

it's technocracy not fascism

No, are you retarded?

wonder whether theyre as soft and cuddly as they look
i will find out one day

HELLO YOU LITTLE SHIT

any bum sex in it?

it's actually insane that if you kill someone in a fight you didn't start nowadays you will still receive a little jail time, no wonder we are all pussies now, honestly respect the American culture of killing your enemies if they approach you

listened to zesty music last night, hope I'm not gay

yeah he shags a goddess who keeps him hostage as her personal boy-toy and then goes on an incel walk to the beach to cry because he misses his wife

name on, diego

Does really, doesn't it?

I dont support either but Israel ones are usually pleasant old boomers, your average palestine supporter is a brown person who wants all whitey hanged from an olive tree

killing people is wrong rorke

big food is killing me

I am rereading the Lord of the rings and man tolkein was such a great author. He is my favorite author from Britian

Singapore is what fascism might look like if fascists weren't invariably numpties

i really miss my nigga
i really miss my nigga
white people you can sing it too just change the n to a w
really miss my wigga

file.png - 1342x206, 68.79K

can we get a few posts on the /brit/ socials today please lads
i need a good gimmick for our insta, maybe something i can do a reel with

had a wank on a beach as a horny teenager
dont know why i decided to whip my knobber out but felt good watching the waves and spaffing

it's a bit cruel to say, but I am somewhat envious that in america the cops will just shoot the lunatics instead of wrestling them to the ground and sending them to a court where they'll get a slap on the wrist and released back into the public again in 5 years

starting to notice a very large bot/spam presence whenever Britain is ever mentioned online. Some kind of script or bot in comments sections, regardless of the content, gets triggered in to posting the same generic attack lines

American here, I feel so sorry for the UK with whats happening with freedom of speech &amp,they'll be 80% indian by 2050!!

As a European I am shocked the British people are getting arrested for tweets about the rape gangs

Here in Russia we would hang those paedophiles but in Britain they're made politicians and given free housing!!

yeah I'll get some lads together for a 'gen z boss and a mini' parody x

It always surprises me that there are still people who advocate for Fascism and Communism when the entire 20th century was pretty much a non-stop demonstration of how awful those ideologies are.

it's not fascist just because it's authoritarian

That's probably our bots (sorry in advance)

rorke thinks he can change the world with twitter posts oh my days oh my days!!!!!

Growing up is realizing the best place to be in middle earth is the shire

s-l1200 (10).jpg - 1200x949, 264.88K

Yeah. Russia and China are definitely using bots against us, but honestly - don't care. Most of their attack lines are indisputable fact.

Those aren't bots Americans are just insufferable mongs and youtube/social media is full of third worlders/zoomers now

Rorke wanting a Russian-style police state to own the libs

heard that whenever a nigga refers to himself as "european" he's usually a slav

needs a posthumous medal

LIV
ERP
OOL

iirc the story it went a little beyond self-defence. might be getting my facts wrong but he basically hunted them like dogs and then pretty much executed one of them when he was already defenceless.

We already have one

if this is what liberalism is supposed to look like then yeah Russian authoritarian fascism now please

Should I go for the penis wank or the arsehole wank today, hmmmm

had a shave with a razor for the first time in like 12 years and it feels absolutely peng

fucking hell, they cant be allowed to wear that at that age

can they?

does it not work if you do both at once

peeling the callouses off my foot

We men can't multitask aha x

American here, British people arrested for tweets for rape gangs sharp knife ban you got a loicense for that knoife tv licences unspiced food tee hee tee hee

cor

you need a lad to pump you up the arse while you wank off your little useless willy xx

grow up lads

Lol

IMG_4857.jpg - 1179x1089, 388.02K

right so well now that's a gorgeous transwoman sitting on a dildo is it x

you can tell shes not really into bumwanks because her cocks soft
must be a top

lad looks like he's not enjoying it

um

Imagine this with a steak

pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men

imagine you on a stake

Why does a well maintained willy always look so much more aesthetically pleasing compared to the beef curtained, asymmetrical, messy axe wounds that are vaginas?

I say this as a straight man too. Guess it’s just a matter of familiarity from how often I see my own dick

as dark as the finest deep in the jungle spear bbc

Told the DWP about my health

Based

Don't really get the appeal of trannies desu
Why settle for trannies when you can wank to a real woman? Twinks I understand, cause they still claim to be men at the end of the day, but trannies? what's the point?

what are they doing
need ben garrison style labels please

just did the dishes

good sets of tits in that int there

Stouts are the best kind of beer

Is that at a mental hospital

Had beers and wine last night, should I do it again lads

A prostitute just arrived outside the ugly but seemingly well off neighbour's house across the road. Fair play to him, she had a lovely bottom.

Telling the DWP about my daily living activities now

find the gimmick to drool over willies while still claiming to be straight brits have most entertaining

how do you know

prozzer lives in my apartment block
try to find her on the local websites and listings but no joy so far

Half of EVROPEAN cunts are slav-majority

If you have work tomorrow, just have a few beers.

getting the sense everybody in here is a teenager.

virgin freaks can fantasize about them as "women" knowing they wouldn't reject them at a moments notice, since they are as desperate as they are

am bottom

i'm thirty four

bernice burgos sex arse

China is doing well under fascism thoughbeit

Don't have work, I'm a NEET

mad to think im double the age of most teenagers, up until 15 at least
some real unc shit

Looks like the villain's assistant in a spy thriller.

my son is in uni

32 years young

What is benefit of that hug.
Big breasted women hug could set me for 6 mouth.

Trannies are usually either "transbians" or more hypergamous than real women so virgin freaks don't have a chance with them anyway.

straight men love big willies
if they didnt everyone in porn would have average sized ones

*wnaders in looking haggard and careworn from my three-day ban*

because they're gay lad

grow up

40 years old me

grow down

Maybe she has enough regulars that she doesn't need to advertise. I don't think they actually enjoy having to turn themselves into an online shop window.

You'd be right. I'm 19.

its just a different flavour of gay porn

IRA PARAGLIDERS OVER LONDONDERRY
OH LORD PROTESTANT JESUS HELP US

shes so mature for her age

my son is in uni

haggard and careworn

fedora.png - 800x1200, 1.03M

*grows*

that lad really posted his bare arsehole here

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

wish i had a daughter

don't even enjoy playing games, watching films, or reading anymore

Drink whatever you like then

It was obvious that she was a hooker and she arrived in an uber taxi, and I saw another one arrive a few weeks ago, and she left an hour or so later.

yeah - they just had to abandon communism and embrace ruthless capitalism to do so

couldnt afford incall prozzy. not sure id want to either

Just had a bowl of soup

These are mostly organic. The European right-wing has been completely co-opted into a Yankist Fox News internationale, with absolutely nothing meaningful to contribute to public discourse besides Tucker Carlson talking points and chronic doomerism about muslims, TV licenses, and white birth rates lifted straight from American Facebook comments sections

Nice "nationalism"

image.png - 1080x595, 693.55K

human contact is important for your health

thing about that lads arsehole after studying it, why did it look so wet?

Sad I missed this

Had sex with a girl last night lads

arseholes cum too, rorke

he lubed it up

pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men

giphy-3.gif - 500x266, 299.06K

dunno how someone doesnt feel shame after being with a prostitute. must be a humiliating experience after you've finished up

y-yeah here's the money bye or something like that

seriously though. what's gonna happen when the catholics finally outbreed the protestants in northern ireland and vote to rejoin

you pay them first actually

They make you pay before sex

that's even more awkward. do you even say goodbye? tip them for the service?

What's stopping them from running off with their pussies after you pay them? Whore's honour?

*coof coof* i know it's coming
i jusrt don't care

FREE SHRUGS

tip them for the service?

take the pollock pill lads
tastes just like cod and is like half the price

haven't played rdr2 in ages
never bothered finishing it
got a bit boring you see

I'd like to visit a prossie at their abode when I eventually get around to it just to prevent this from happening