free hugs edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
who wants a hug
h-hi (say it back)
Will be quitting my job in 3 weeks, have realized there is actually no reason for an incel to try so hard in life
rorkes become a da
Can you teach me something about Malta?
Do you feel special to be Maltese since there are only a few hundred thousand of your kind?
megsprendi sex arse
styfu retard
xd are you blind
so hungover im considering a wank over ann widdecombe
youtube.com
there's literally no recourse other than hoping this guy gets shot in the head if this isn't satire rage bait
if you want higher test then just pin test
lads will sun their ballsack for 3 hours a day, take cold showers, eat raw liver, order floor sweepings off Amazon packaged as supplements, and all manner of other shite for +5ng/dL when they could just BUY AND INJECT testosterone
if you were thirsty you wouldn't get up at 3AM to go outside and suck the morning dew off individual blades of grass, you'd just drink a glass of water
girls with braces
she's a virgin so her fannoise is probably as tight as a schoolgirls
I'm so sorry
I'm an idiot
That being said, I think my questions still applies. Bahrain is small, does that make you feel more close knit with others on your island?
next order due within the hour lads
to shag or be shagged
yeah where do I order that from then
don't I need a prescription?
i feel close with everyone on a small island, any social interaction is like incest
what you rodered lad?
let me guess, plain shirts in grey, navy blue, or black?
what you rodered
said it in the other thread but I'll say it here too, I'm not procrastinating today because I have to fill in a pip form. just so you lads are aware
navy chinos and a couple of button down shirts x
just do it later tonight
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it's not satire it's a real life American demon
Sick of seeing 'Free Palestine' stalls everywhere
cor
fucking hell rorke, he's just a child
yeah well they're sick of being genocided ok rorke
saw one in the middle of town yesterday all standing around in a circle just saying stuff for each other with no passers by listening
Could 100 men take on an elephant?
What about megatherium?
Glasgow perchance?
What do they sell at these stalls
yeah alright then
think of how sick Palestinians are of dying
I saw this lady in the news, she runs a cuddle puddle business.
BBC is my primary news source in my country
*frees palestine*
right now what
haha leftypol wins this round!!!
prefer not to say but it was in Scotland
every peng woman i know who has a private insta ffs
can't get a decent perv on
nowt if it's free
pro israel rally yesterday, all playing uplifting music, peacefully waving their flags, pro palestine counter protest nearby, waving the tranny flag, handing out pictures of corpses, and shouting at passers by
says it all really
going out looking for some trans girl cock
so what? the jews just aren't allowed a homeland then? after everything they've been through?
My favorite sound in the world is the birds singing at dawn
I'd crawl up it's bum and give it a knee wobbling prostate orgasm
neighbourberg is very verbally abusive to his dog
just heard him call it a dickhead
not very nice is it
Hangover shop run
1x 330ml Perrier
1x 330ml Lime Lemonaid
1x 660ml Cruzcampo
1x large bag o' Burts Salt & Vinny crisps
however, the crisps have some sort of promotion helping the RNLI on them, wouldn't have bought em if i'd noticed at the shop. All they do is ferry brown rapists into England
the 'rone stats (3 years ago)
been making an effort to improve it so should get new tests done at some point
doesn't say anything at all actually
Alri Schlomo
I could take an elephant myself
can feel a monumental volume of putrid brown slurry building up in my bowels, have been eating and drinking nothing but slop all weekend and it's time to pay the price
oh shut up you dickhead
should've been shipped off to madagascar
Cruzcampo
Brewed by Heineken in Manchester, but marketed as a Spanish product.
Should be illegal.
got to go put flat pack furniture together for the sister
Israelis are trying to manipulate you while pro Palestinians are being passionate and honest
join the army
Test fluctuates a lot during the day so you need a few tests to get any sort of meaningful reading
How could you, a lone man, kill an elephant?
she fit?
paying your dues for your weekend of slop and debauchery, had to happen x
don't care x
Alri Abdul
Stuntpegg.
Rorke twerking his wee arse outside sports fdirect
yeah :/
not that I'm defending the practice but practically all macro lagers are like this
Hot today but I'm hungover and also an incel so I don't want to go outside to enjoy the sun among the common folk
jews should have gone somewhere where they were wanted, im sure somewhere in south america or something would have wanted driven settler communities
you should've played it off and asked for a fact about poland and then indonesia
better than mine la
me? pinning this year during bulking season
PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRR
been using fedora but i might distro hop to something else just dont know what
What happens in Bristol
i am reporting everybody iwith a british flag in this thread to the police because they gave me anxious feelings
obviously you do
cant tell shes just the sister
But they're everywhere. Israel is just a base camp
I'm just sat in my smeggy flat with all the curtains closed x
Yeah, and it should be illegal.
Does the furniture come with a dildo attached?
been watching lots of 3-hour videos and podcasts as of late without actually doing anything else
might just get into reading books and become a bookwanker instead
My bedroom stinks of piss and cum, the proverbial incel cave
they would have faced the same fate they did everywhere else (being kicked out when their skills were no longer needed). We should have given them an empty area in Africa that way they would get what they wanted without bothering anyone else
new anchor looking fine
got my blood tested and all my vitamins cholesterol etc are all good :D
not going gym today cba it's too hot
probably not havent heard of that
muslims and niggers and girls make children kill themselves and everybody else takes drugs which give them mental handicaps particularly the drugs which give them mental handicaps
indian rocks ! japanese shocked !
neek
don’t think they’d get kicked out if they were invited and it was post ww2
fat ugly neighbour is singing again. Maybe if she put as much effort into wearing clean clothes and having a shower as she did into singing Kate Bush, maybe her equally as fat and ugly ex-bf wouldnt have left her
You're actually Greek yeah?
so youre low T?
Alright fair enough, I guess it would be impractical in most cases
thats based
genuine swarthy balkanoid cigarette smoking wop
fat ugly neighbour going UUGH UUGH UUGH in the street
slipping on the espadrilles for a stroll around the garden
What's this?
Pic related
quite clearly says normal
how much you pinning a week then?
looks like one of those computer games
They should have taken over Alice Springs, Australia, and turned it into a Jewish enclave
they got kicked out everywhere else I don't see why it would go different this time
Don't have a garden and hate the public so I guess I will rot in my smelly bedroom then
UK plans to end 'failed free market experiment' in immigration
Work visas will only be available for degree-level jobs, and the minimum pay required to get one will go up
Lower-skilled jobs will almost never get visas (only in rare cases where there’s a major shortage - and even then, these will be strictly-limited and companies must prove they're training UK workers too)
A new expert panel will track which industries rely too much on foreign workers to push those industries to hire and train locally instead
Companies that want to sponsor visas must create a plan to fix staff shortages, such as offering better pay, apprenticeships, or more UK training
Student and family visa rules will also change - we don’t know the details yet, but the Government says the focus is "control, contribution and community cohesion"
dont know what that is
just wank 3 times a day thats all i know
dont know if that affects it
lower than me
Test fluctuates a lot during the day so you need a few tests to get any sort of meaningful reading
Read any Aristotle lately aha x
yh i know but as the other fella said.... that's every lager widely available in the UK
It's criminal shame we don't import really any of the hundreds of great german lagers
very first thing the protag does is choke out some random woman in the street
Ah yes, very accurate.
they'll say anything because they're scared of reform
Dhesi Souls
Based Starmer's getting the wogs shafted
press x to doubt
1.1k dislikes vs 1k likes
lmao
Indian AAA Game 2026
thats cus your daft
making homemade sausage rolls but without the pastry
No aristotle takes too much effort and filters midwits like myself, I prefer plato because the style is more accessible and ultimately more enjoyable
good but a whole two decades late
would've been nice if they had done this before our communities became uninhabitable colonies of the turd world, but better late then never I suppose...
Women's Diving 4k
spainers if i had a womb i'd let you impregnate me
Pub in my city specialises in German and Czech imports, and is somehow still cheaper than a pint of Uk-brewed macro piss in most other pubs.
:(
i asked for the weather not the news
rorke getting knocked down in the pit and having his glasses and head stomped in
reminded me to get some sosgis out freezer
Singapore went from third world to first world in a generation.
Powerful.
got offered a job in scotland
are there many of them in glasgow?
And leftypol says fascism doesn't work.
aye, loads
dark saars
glasgow is full of them and the scots welcome it
and britain? first to third.
Are they not socialist?
youll never get away from them rorke so dont bother trying
if they don't deport the 10 million wogs they let in with basically zero qualifications or intention to work we're fucked anyway
hello my little cherubina
Australia seems like a paradise
Always weird reading these old classics and they'll just sucker punch you with something which was - presumably - normal at the time but would be considered lunacy today.
Reading the Odyssey and it's considered normal, even noble, that he's constantly one slight away from murdering people
Keeps getting called even-tempered and yet the first thing he does after returning home is threaten his maids
cause im so stinky
and ive got a smelly bum
it's technocracy not fascism
No, are you retarded?
dark saars
wonder whether theyre as soft and cuddly as they look
i will find out one day
HELLO YOU LITTLE SHIT
any bum sex in it?
it's actually insane that if you kill someone in a fight you didn't start nowadays you will still receive a little jail time, no wonder we are all pussies now, honestly respect the American culture of killing your enemies if they approach you
listened to zesty music last night, hope I'm not gay
yeah he shags a goddess who keeps him hostage as her personal boy-toy and then goes on an incel walk to the beach to cry because he misses his wife
name on, diego
Does really, doesn't it?
I dont support either but Israel ones are usually pleasant old boomers, your average palestine supporter is a brown person who wants all whitey hanged from an olive tree
killing people is wrong rorke
big food is killing me
I am rereading the Lord of the rings and man tolkein was such a great author. He is my favorite author from Britian
Singapore is what fascism might look like if fascists weren't invariably numpties
i really miss my nigga
i really miss my nigga
white people you can sing it too just change the n to a w
really miss my wigga
can we get a few posts on the /brit/ socials today please lads
i need a good gimmick for our insta, maybe something i can do a reel with
had a wank on a beach as a horny teenager
dont know why i decided to whip my knobber out but felt good watching the waves and spaffing
it's a bit cruel to say, but I am somewhat envious that in america the cops will just shoot the lunatics instead of wrestling them to the ground and sending them to a court where they'll get a slap on the wrist and released back into the public again in 5 years
starting to notice a very large bot/spam presence whenever Britain is ever mentioned online. Some kind of script or bot in comments sections, regardless of the content, gets triggered in to posting the same generic attack lines
American here, I feel so sorry for the UK with whats happening with freedom of speech &,they'll be 80% indian by 2050!!
As a European I am shocked the British people are getting arrested for tweets about the rape gangs
Here in Russia we would hang those paedophiles but in Britain they're made politicians and given free housing!!
yeah I'll get some lads together for a 'gen z boss and a mini' parody x
It always surprises me that there are still people who advocate for Fascism and Communism when the entire 20th century was pretty much a non-stop demonstration of how awful those ideologies are.
it's not fascist just because it's authoritarian
That's probably our bots (sorry in advance)
doesn't seem fair to me
rorke thinks he can change the world with twitter posts oh my days oh my days!!!!!
Growing up is realizing the best place to be in middle earth is the shire
Yeah. Russia and China are definitely using bots against us, but honestly - don't care. Most of their attack lines are indisputable fact.
Those aren't bots Americans are just insufferable mongs and youtube/social media is full of third worlders/zoomers now
Rorke wanting a Russian-style police state to own the libs
heard that whenever a nigga refers to himself as "european" he's usually a slav
needs a posthumous medal
LIV
ERP
OOL
iirc the story it went a little beyond self-defence. might be getting my facts wrong but he basically hunted them like dogs and then pretty much executed one of them when he was already defenceless.
We already have one
if this is what liberalism is supposed to look like then yeah Russian authoritarian fascism now please
Should I go for the penis wank or the arsehole wank today, hmmmm
had a shave with a razor for the first time in like 12 years and it feels absolutely peng
fucking hell, they cant be allowed to wear that at that age
can they?
does it not work if you do both at once
peeling the callouses off my foot
We men can't multitask aha x
American here, British people arrested for tweets for rape gangs sharp knife ban you got a loicense for that knoife tv licences unspiced food tee hee tee hee
cor
you need a lad to pump you up the arse while you wank off your little useless willy xx
grow up lads
Lol
insane how she's the leader and not Jenrick.
right so well now that's a gorgeous transwoman sitting on a dildo is it x
you can tell shes not really into bumwanks because her cocks soft
must be a top
lad looks like he's not enjoying it
um
Imagine this with a steak
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
imagine you on a stake
Why does a well maintained willy always look so much more aesthetically pleasing compared to the beef curtained, asymmetrical, messy axe wounds that are vaginas?
I say this as a straight man too. Guess it’s just a matter of familiarity from how often I see my own dick
as dark as the finest deep in the jungle spear bbc
Told the DWP about my health
Based
Don't really get the appeal of trannies desu
Why settle for trannies when you can wank to a real woman? Twinks I understand, cause they still claim to be men at the end of the day, but trannies? what's the point?
what are they doing
need ben garrison style labels please
just did the dishes
good sets of tits in that int there
Stouts are the best kind of beer
Is that at a mental hospital
Had beers and wine last night, should I do it again lads
A prostitute just arrived outside the ugly but seemingly well off neighbour's house across the road. Fair play to him, she had a lovely bottom.
Telling the DWP about my daily living activities now
find the gimmick to drool over willies while still claiming to be straight brits have most entertaining
how do you know
prozzer lives in my apartment block
try to find her on the local websites and listings but no joy so far
Half of EVROPEAN cunts are slav-majority
If you have work tomorrow, just have a few beers.
getting the sense everybody in here is a teenager.
virgin freaks can fantasize about them as "women" knowing they wouldn't reject them at a moments notice, since they are as desperate as they are
am bottom
i'm thirty four
bernice burgos sex arse
China is doing well under fascism thoughbeit
Don't have work, I'm a NEET
mad to think im double the age of most teenagers, up until 15 at least
some real unc shit
Looks like the villain's assistant in a spy thriller.
my son is in uni
32 years young
What is benefit of that hug.
Big breasted women hug could set me for 6 mouth.
Trannies are usually either "transbians" or more hypergamous than real women so virgin freaks don't have a chance with them anyway.
straight men love big willies
if they didnt everyone in porn would have average sized ones
*wnaders in looking haggard and careworn from my three-day ban*
because they're gay lad
grow up
40 years old me
grow down
Maybe she has enough regulars that she doesn't need to advertise. I don't think they actually enjoy having to turn themselves into an online shop window.
You'd be right. I'm 19.
its just a different flavour of gay porn
IRA PARAGLIDERS OVER LONDONDERRY
OH LORD PROTESTANT JESUS HELP US
shes so mature for her age
my son is in uni
haggard and careworn
*grows*
that lad really posted his bare arsehole here
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wish i had a daughter
don't even enjoy playing games, watching films, or reading anymore
fuck andrew tate
this guy is the real deal
youtube.com
when I look up to the sky
I see your eyes in a funny kind of yellow
Drink whatever you like then
It was obvious that she was a hooker and she arrived in an uber taxi, and I saw another one arrive a few weeks ago, and she left an hour or so later.
yeah - they just had to abandon communism and embrace ruthless capitalism to do so
couldnt afford incall prozzy. not sure id want to either
Just had a bowl of soup
These are mostly organic. The European right-wing has been completely co-opted into a Yankist Fox News internationale, with absolutely nothing meaningful to contribute to public discourse besides Tucker Carlson talking points and chronic doomerism about muslims, TV licenses, and white birth rates lifted straight from American Facebook comments sections
Nice "nationalism"
human contact is important for your health
thing about that lads arsehole after studying it, why did it look so wet?
Sad I missed this
Had sex with a girl last night lads
arseholes cum too, rorke
he lubed it up
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
pictures of matchstick men
dunno how someone doesnt feel shame after being with a prostitute. must be a humiliating experience after you've finished up
y-yeah here's the money bye or something like that
seriously though. what's gonna happen when the catholics finally outbreed the protestants in northern ireland and vote to rejoin
you pay them first actually
They make you pay before sex
that's even more awkward. do you even say goodbye? tip them for the service?
What's stopping them from running off with their pussies after you pay them? Whore's honour?
*coof coof* i know it's coming
i jusrt don't care
FREE SHRUGS
tip them for the service?
take the pollock pill lads
tastes just like cod and is like half the price
haven't played rdr2 in ages
never bothered finishing it
got a bit boring you see
I'd like to visit a prossie at their abode when I eventually get around to it just to prevent this from happening