/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

cumtown edish

pic

lol

Friday night on the josh

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redditleaf lost again

I'm a hooey patooey

Mistress spinny the ferret queen

YOU'RE A FUCKING DEI HIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spinny was not on the leaked mod or janny list so she doesn't exist

redditleaf loves debating religion

I'm going to stab a pedo if I get another "Please wait a while before making a new post"

total spinny love

Two buck chuck

Make a discord for your shitty e-personalities

if you can suspend habeas corpus you can ban guns. if one is true the other must also be true as both go against the constitution.

At the end of the day, it's night

Redditleaf thinks spamming someone with too many links for a single person to reasonably engage with means that he won

dont hurt yourself

1st and 2nd Amendments exist so that the rest can be defended indefinitely.

No one cares

You wouldnt have replied if you didn't care

i am reddit leaf. reddit leaf won

business idea: walk up to people and ask them for money

one of the best parts of not masturbating that often is that you get really big globs of cum when you finally jack off

can't stop listening to this, NHH is the best song I've heard all year

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Suspending habeus crapus in my terlit

Dogberg doesn't care that my room smells like buttcrack

He likes it (clean your room disgusting pig)

same

Song of the summer

kanye concerts gonna be lit. imagine the crowd yelling HH. KINO!!!

One shrimp taco and one marlin taco, for $6, kind of expensive here for these.

Oolooo

Get a job

Suspend habeas corpus and throw jason, brian, and goshpedo in jail

Are there any other good meme songs on Yeezy's new cuck album??

zionist

and the guy sperging about habeus corpus too

Yucky Ubuntu

porn no longer does it for me.

PENIS PENIS PENIS
I LOVE PENIS

Some Mexican bitches are named Marlen

hmm it's got some spicy bits but just doesn't have the pizaaz that NHH has

ur grandma named marleen unc

marleen unc is a weird name for that niggas granny

true, NHH is definitely #1 summer hit

gonna be a great BBQ song for the neighbourhood to enjoy every day for the next couple months

i used to fuck this native american girl named giselle. she was ugly and had a lot of facial hair or a woman. nice ass though

honestly after hearing them all chant it at the same time I kind of get it I probably would have yelled it if I was german at the time

/cum/ karaoke night WHEN you think the bar would be sick of hearing NHH all night?

What is this nhh song, who does it?

any quirk chunguses up

"Ja in 80 years I would very much like it if naked black men sang about me"
-Funny painter man

trick question: NEVER.

Ye wins either way. If they keep pruning his vids it just reinforces his point about the J's being nasty and petulant censors. If they leave it up, he spreads his message to the masses.

He is the ultimate golem; uncancellable negro man with the funds to bankroll his own output.

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I'm a wholesome Keanu chungus

my favorite gta game is gta 4

??

lmfao truly the land of opportunity

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mine is san andreas

must suck being a jew right now

Why? I like the physics but all the missions feel the same and I hated driving back and forth across the bridges. And the characters weren't very memorable

Holy shit, instant classic, it rocks hard

no YOU'RE breathtaking

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it holds a special place in my heart because it came out in 2007 when I was 9 and I first played it when I was 10. It was the first GTA I played from begging to end

why? you are allowed to genocide your neighbor and expand your country with anyone in power either not caring or actively supporting you

kinda self imposed issues tho

yeah all they have is their trillions of dollars and countless puppet governments left to comfort them after mean black man made a spicy song

san andreas was my first i couldnt get past the air plane mission

mine is fucking gta iceland you can fucking kill the polar bears

It's crazy how other people's minds work COMPLETELY different than mine

at least he tried or something like that

I took an anger management class when I was 23.

We are entering a Black Renaissance, the age of the black nerd is now.

when I visited Manhattan i saw hordes of gay black dudes

It's hilarious how classist/racist these people are, these are the types of Mexicans you see on TV, not the fat short little Indio frog looking ones.

lotsa zesty nigras out n about eh?

is fapping to cum tributes gay

Spanish colonizers should be allowed to flourish, they're the reason Mexico exists. The indio/mestizo ones are just lucky they aren't getting their heads chopped off and hearts ripped out to please the Sun God.

You can just go look in a mirror if you wanna see that pal

Yes, and so is fapping to any porn that has a man

yes and so is fapping

We are witnessing the rise of weaboo technogroids and it's amazing.

I COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN OF NEVER FEELING A WOMAN'S TOUCH

black people have always loved anime

women have soft lips, soft skin, soft pussies, and soft nipples
they are the purest joy a man can feel in his lifetime

Yeah but it's grown to an insane level, even in places like Kenya:
youtube.com/watch?v=anLdzZI4AUU

So many black girls like anime and Diablo and shit, kinda nice ngl.

I can't get a good pic of her, I give up

you act like 30 is a death sentence. for men, 30 isn't even halfway to the finish line relationship-wise.

Poop
POOP!

Men do experience a distinct advantage in that we can safely father children well beyond our mid30s, yet for women it gets dangerous. Fertility drops and the chance of their kid being born retarded/gay/Jason/etc. goes through the roof.
If you're a guy, get your shit together by your mid 30s at the latest and find some nice girl in her mid/late 20s and put a baby in her.

IF YOU DON'T WIN, WELL YOUR RETARDED FOR REAL

retarded/gay/Jason

You said the same thing 3 times

haha i knew someone would say this, and i'm glad they did, because while it goes without saying i believe we should make a point of saying Jason is gay and retarded LOUDLY and OFTEN.

I feel like mid 20's is the best time to have kids and a family

Rare that anyone is financially stable enough in their 20s to really make the best go of it. Stable life down the road means either both parents need to have strong incomes, or the father needs to be a super high earner to support them both. Usually takes until 30 or so for people to get well established in a career that pays well.
A lot of people are still mental infants in their 20s, people mature way slower these days than they did even just a few decades ago.

I do this every day

weeping vader

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same but every night

I'm a little periwinkle

Hangin' with my cousin, readin' dirty magazines
We seen two niggas kissin', we ain't know what that shit mean
Then we start re-enactin' everything that we had seen

We should probably stop at some point

It's crazy how some humans actually enjoy working

Some humans are genuinely cattle
And it's ok since they're a necessary personality type to make society function
But I hate when they're like "wym you don't work 12 hours shifts every day, are you lazy?!"

It's crazy how civilization exists at all and that we've built technology capable of space travel

maybe. I reckon I won't

Shit is about to get wilder

I thought he was about to kick all the Palestinians out to "fix" it

oh no that doesn't seem like it would be too good for Israel

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I truly do not understand why the entire world cares so much about Israel and Gaza

it doesn't. the media just keeps putting it in front of you and telling you to care.

no one talked about the bumfight for a decade, then it was all the rage as the MSM pushed it for a year, then it fell off and no one talks about it again.

I hear a bunch of sirens and firetrucks

You don't believe this do you

Which club is more powerful, Skull & Bones club or Porcellian club?

Momberg called the vet to ask about her dogs allergy and the receptionist said they'd need to schedule an appointment and see dogberg in person and my mom immediately accused them of being greedy for money

someone is SWATing you, better get down

I'm so glad that GTA 3 was my first GTA, it turned me into a stone cold professional.

I don't know what you're talking about

i was asking doe, not talking

hahahahaha

mombergs always do this, vets are expensive and people always assume they're ripping them off.

You have to talk to ask questions

Imma need more posts to be madeeeee

Ayo ayo wassup with dat
Dis dey culcha

Help I'm drowning in caramel

it's pronounced "Karmull"

guy's a fuckin ghost

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Ewwww no its not
People who say it like carmull deserve execution

HELP HELP MY GRANDMA IS ON FIRE OH MY GOD PLEASE HELP

I don't even have a facebook, i haven't maintained a social media profile featuring my photo since MySpace.

Caramilk is a fuckin disgusting chocolate bar btw

MySpace

We got an unc over here

MySpace is still up and running
Who's using it?

it's real

wtf

hipsters and al qaeda

Mammals are stink

Facebook and myspace have provided me some of my best faps

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

my 30 year old kid brother, jason

when the milf at work has photos showing her legs

Based milf enjoyer
Based legs enjoyer
Based social media stalker

Oh
My
God
Becky
Look at her butt

faggot

seeing more and more people say "grok explain this"
we've unironically entered the dark ages

@grok have we entered the dark ages

im back

And I don't want to talk to no scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, getting me pissed!

spill the tea

Zesty ahh

shoveling a literal ton of dirt in ductwork all night

This is why my mom told me to go to college

and i don't wanna talk to grok
that motherfucker can suck my cock

Today is the first day of summer what are you guys are going to be up to? Take your beautiful girlfriend out on a date and have fun? Thank you

I am in love with 2 boys and don't know which one to marry. First There's Andy, He's sort of blonde and sells insurance.

I hate how many women posted in the ghibli thread. old Anon Babble wouldn't have tolerated foids out in the open and blatant like this.

How about « chat, j’ai pédé »

I wish I had a beautiful white skinny girlfriend with blue eyes I don't care if she's south brazilian, european or american how about you? Thank you

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I honestly really wouldn't be that surprised if this happened

sitting around watching a robot create pictures is an extremely feminine activity.

A ton actually isn't that much. It wouldn't even take all night if you bust it out.

just answer my question bruh

where's iceland???????????

you tell em, jj

In bed at midnight. Setting my alarm for 4am.

i hope the cutie french girl on bumble likes me back

what have you been doing all night huh

since you know what coucho means you're definitely not germanic

I think my mom has undiagnosed ADHD but she’s the type of person I could never ever convince of such a thing. She’s that type of stubborn person who has to be dragged to see the doctor. Probably one day, she’ll have some treatable illness that will become untreatable because she won’t fucking go to the doctor. Drives me nuts.

Baseado pra porra sangue Alemão buceta

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Eu sou islândico da islândia e bebo loira gelada

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nigga what the fuck are you doing for a living?

I'm a millwright but right now this is what needs to be done and I'm one of 3 guys here so it's what I'm doing too. It be like that sometimes

Your mom sounds based and you sound like a massive faggot

You don’t really have that opinion. You’re just baiting because you’re bored.

Insane Clown Posse said they dropped out of school in the 6th grade because they aleady knew how to read

germanic tribes? in latin america?
i don't believe it.

why is this brazilian spamming again?

instead of being out flirting with college girls at his university on a friday night he's spamming us

he's too much of a loser to flirt

so it seems, so it seems...

finna boutta reinstall wangblows 11

Oktoberfest

everyone speaks Portuguese

none of the guys are dressed properly

90% of the girls are doing the right thing and wearing their lederhosen

meh. definitely won't beat the one in Kitchener every year.

He was too good for this world

his behavior around here leads me to believe he's definitely indigenous

here's another woman that i will never have

his behavior around here leads me to believe he's definitely indigenous

No

I hate uncircumcised americans

that's a chotchkie

stop posting a random man's photo, you creep

It's literally me

I just want to shout out at the top of my lungs NIGGA HEIL HITLER!!!

don't you have to study? cant let the gibs given to indigenous brazilians go to waste

This girl is actually pretty hot do you have that picture of her dressed up in her Dirndl holding the German flag thank you

It's summer vacation, everybody's already leaving and I don't know how to hit on the hot college girls do you? Thank you

is there some big game on tonight? my neighbors are cheering.

Sober tonight so I mixed some cranberry juice with club soda

they're all watching Ye's NHH

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How about strip club soda and it’s carbonated stripper sweat

have you tried not looking like this?

why are you like this

lookin good boss

Lol you look surly

you look like a yakuza boss

You look like you're white knighting for the girl behind you

Prefer not to say

same but I strictly smoke joints

checking myself into Bellevue for being a chubby chaser

Sobriety isn't that bad
Might hit up bars for fucking around sometimes but I don't need alcohol

This is what I look like

Jason is a faggot with shit taste overall, but he owns a Beretta 92 and I can't hate that.

He probably shouldn't be allowed to own any guns though.

why do you look that way

This is the US of fucking A motherfucker this isn't cucknada any white man can own a gun so fuck you, you dick

new
new

It probably aged me up of 15 years but I did ask me if to turn me into a Bible Black character and it's the result.

I have great genes ofc ;)