/cum/ - United States

FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAS edition

This infuriates the libtard

foist

we gotta take citizens rights to get the illegals o algo to whom these rights don't apply to o algo i'm jewish btw

the scientific process is a lot more advanced than it was back then

you don't know unpestilential things really are

punishes sluts

executes women who cheat on their husbanda

interest is illegal

thiefs get their hands chopped off

oh idk...

favorite type of clothing?
for me its sleeveless hoodies

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Anon Babblefags don't want illegals to be deported

yeah I wonder why

And certainly devoid of bias

never got the covid vaccine but I don't hold it against people who got it

wonder what pisslam does to illegal alien porn addicts like you...

because it's funny seeing you pathetic incels talk about me 24/7 while i'm not here

I want to suck on a knot

exposed as a kike

*covid vaccine added to this in 50 years*

no you're just mexican and don't want your friends deported kek

oh and i forgot...

fags(paedos) get executed

I'm not sure you know what 24/7 means, my nigga. Maybe you should get a college degree so you don't look so uneducated and lower class.

Just exposed a kike award.

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werent all the people who got vaxxed supposed to die 5 years ago?

Spinny.....

nice job, we don't take kindly to their type around here.

NHH!

are you a US army general?

You are Jewish. Post face.

Just jerked it to trannies

Every single one? No of course not, you're dishonest. A significant amount though yes.

can't you just have anal sex like a relatively normal faggot

will be pursuing ballsack stretching as a hobby

I can be anything you want me to be in the bedroom baby *kiss*

Yes, and you used it incorrectly because you're low class and uneducated and brown. Hope this helps, my nigga!

A significant amount though yes.

and 2 more weeks, right?

brian isn't brown he's just retarded

all one has to do is look into statistics on fags and you will become anti fag

unless you are a fag yourself and you don't care and you just want to attend orgies and ruin your anus and health...

ctrl + f "brian" every thread

name pops up at least 1-2 times

seethe, project, cope

wtf did i see

Not unless it involves your father I'm afraid

abolish the FBI!!!

I don't know what you're talking about but 20 year olds having heart attacks isn't normal

extremely doubtful, only when you're here sperging out about how you're a low class poorfag in a flyover state.

surely the guy living in the chicago ghetto isnt calling people flyover poorfags

I abolished yo mamas pussy in the bedroom last night

You worry about this instead of the cartels your Jewish president openly lets rape and kill young Mexican woman without consequence. That's why your country remains shit

nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

Aw hell na I know you ain't just gonna sit there and let me rape you like this

"any person" does not include illegals

youre right, mustve been the uh...Y2k bug?

In the name of Satan, and will die within the next month. So mote it be.

youtube.com/watch?v=rcU-IfF-CWY
love this album, also their song The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret. It has that nonchalant Chris Isaac Americana attitude.

yes it does. the same amendment mentions citizenship for different things. why don't they teach the constitution in school anymore

Why are you posting snippets from unknown sources as if it proves anything? Are you afraid sharing the source will make you look stupid?

Brian I already wrote your name in the Death Note
it's over for you

just looking at it scientifically being a homo is bad

homos have a significantly lower than normal people for example

and a lot of homos end up having to wear diapers because of anal "sex"

these are not politically correct facts but they are facts

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brian and goshpedo are back

We are going to feel the wrath of victims of sexual assault

to any person within its jurisdiction

This is the key part. I didn't know you were an ESL, redditleaf

This doesn't bring up anything past the year 2016 at all
How am I supposed to know if the increase was steady?

at least jason left this thread

americans are fatter than ever but it's the vaccines giving them heart attacks o algo

Retard

@grok is this true

Unfortunately for illegals ESPECIALLY VENEZUELANS I don't consider them people

lmao trying for death threats again? bit angry today are we, my nigga?

Bronny James isn't fat

I agree that you're a retarded ESL

Do not respond to the Jew. Call him a Jew and he will leave the conversation immediately as bravery is not one of their strong suits.

homos have a significantly lower than normal people for example

i think you meant to say lifespan? if that's the case then why are there so many homo grandpas on apps like grindr? they always message me.

and a lot of homos end up having to wear diapers because of anal "sex

name 1. i've never seen a single cass of this in real life. the human asshole is capable of retracting back to its normal size after tons of anal sex.

sup schizopoo

I support Maduro

The post you're responding to is me responding to the source

Retard

Eating dinner with my family who all know I'm half gay and still love me unlike b***n's family that hates him for being a disgusting faggot.

anti-jew homos

nigga look at the history of LGBT activism
it's even more jewish than feminist activism

without jews you wouldn't have your orgies and BDSM parties in peace
and you would definitely not be able to adopt boys so you could rape

zion williams and Desmond watson, now theres some big fellas

Hold on I farted really loud according to Necronomicon Rule W Append C pg 666.2-2 "Rules of Black Satan Magic" you have to write this again

I unaleash all of the forces of hell upon . May be tormented with severe misfortunes and nightmares over the course of the next month. So mote it be.

stop responding to goshpedo

Brian I already wrote your name in the Death Note

it's over for you

oh shit RIP brian

this guy actually knows what he's talking about

black athletes have always had higher rates of cardiac incidents than other athletes or the gen pop

Atleast be a man and respond directly you 5'3 400 pound Indio

I support maguro

i will rape you and turn you into a faggot

/cum/ is moving too fast

Brian cursed me one time and the next day I had the best sleep in weeks. He's also cursed me to death 3 times now, so clearly satan doesnt lsiten to him

False

careful my nigga! dat fatass nigga brian gonna heckin curse u n shieet

when will mussolini get his own rap song?

Same, I love when Brian curses me because it basically guarantees me a fantastic week

He's also cursed me to death 3 times now, so clearly satan doesnt lsiten to him

trufax. why is this brian character so bloodthirsty though? trying to murder all of /cum/??? what's his fucking problem??

REMINDER

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eternally buttblasted that all his big talk about flyovers and democrats has landed him in the ass end part of chicago getting pestered by mariachi bands

This does not say "always" it says "sudden increase"

You're a poor faith conversant

keep dropping truth nukes

when a vagrant rolls into town all the boomers on facebook start freaking out and post about citings constantly

I think I like the new pope

i am evil as fuck. i would kill every person in this thread. i would sacrifice every single one of you to the infernal divine

didn't read the article and misread the title award

“What we’re seeing now is not necessarily a new trend or new uptick in cases,” explained Kim, “Black individuals tend to have higher rates of sudden cardiac arrest and sudden cardiac death compared to White individuals in the general U.S. population

stop replying to goshpedo

i wish i was adopted and raised by faggot pedophiles

he's posting internet personality tests

it's the WHITE MAN's vaccine that be kill dem bla chirrin not da high fat diet

If you guys hate Brian so much, why do you feed him attention?

i just know you're fat as fuck. disgusting flyover

has landed him in the ass end part of chicago getting pestered by mariachi bands

damn, nigga lives in the ghetto? no wonder he has anger problems

love club crackers hate ritz hate townhouse

sexo con mejican cummy bummy

You literally have to post from a Mexican VPN because you posted CP

An important contributor to health disparities among Black athletes is likely to include factors such as structural racism

Kek nice unbiased source

canadians be like
"this cracker too spicy"

no you wouldn't, or you'd just be going around killing people in SHITcago

see:

Americans be like this vaccine too spicy

I had to get the vaccine 3 times unfortunately
but Im still here

I'm a based resident of Los Angeles County California and I am quite skinny.
Still kinda worried about diabetes though since the past month I've been eating like 100g of sugar a day

LA county

based

i would kill you via spiritual means. not physically.

can't imagine living in a flyover state like Indiana or Illinois, that'd be hell on earth

They never believed lead in gasoline was safe, and asbestos IS a great insulator

Literally not one person has been affect by you spiritually itt, except the anons who say your curse gave them good luck

This is where the action is happening

I'm a mental cripple

why have your death curses failed repeatedly?

disgusting mexican

california is a flyover state

cuz u a pussy nigga?

but no you wouldn't or you'd be doing that in SHITcago

Jason

about to hop on the craft

the action, in question

nigga flyover from what, hawaii?

you posting here is proof it's working
they take time

I remember when brian "hexed" some canadian nigga and that guy got a promotion the next week.

But I'd be posting here anyway

Jason

cuz u a pussy nigga?

because i'm not risking going to prison. work smarter not harder.

but no you wouldn't or you'd be doing that in SHITcago

i've destroyed several of my enemies IRL

they take time

you put a month time limit like you did above when you cursed placer and he's still around like a year later...what's up with that my guy?

the losers of ww2? the white race
the winners of ww2? the jews...

Why do so many dogbergs think that the mailman and delivery man are hostile

theyre very territorial

You are so cute and retarded <3

they're always in a rush and that's a really negative energy to bring to a home

HH kinda bangs he should have just not admitted to being a cuck because now people are going to say rightoids are cucks

that's a really negative energy

where's texass?

imagine if your cat went bonkers when the mailman showed up

my cats died when I was a kittle kid

because i'm not risking going to prison.

lmao nigga just curse the 5-0 so they can't find yo ass, nigga!

Goshcel and Brian

Eating food and playing CK3

that's sad, but you could get another catberg

Christianity was a antisemitic religion until the 1900s when Jews started taking over all the streams of information
In fact the whole world was antisemitic as a default stance, until Hitler took it to a classically German autist extreme

Jason, Goshcel, Brian, and Footkraut

brazilian with us flag

I kept asking my parents to get a cat, but my moms stupid chihuahua mutt hybrid is a little bitch and gets spooked by everything, so she wouldnt let us and my apartment doesnt allow pets

imagine if they were all dead

This general would be so fucking comfy
I'd kind of miss Jason though

All need to die except FK but also kill jason's annoying bf that never shuts up about him

put that on a t-shirt

The religion of America?
the worship of negroes

Jason and FK are fine, the /cum/ experience would improve if goshpedo and brianpedo died though

btw Tel Aviv is the gayest city in the world

even more than San Francisco

"Israel" has gay parades. Gaza doesn't and never has. Gaza wins!

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based, this is the truth many rightoids refuse to acknowledge

Not really. The world was duped into being lab rats for mRNA vaxxes. Regardless of if you support it or not, there's no way to say that the world wasn't the lab rats.
We're not doing anything different, as we just showed that ethics panels aren't actually there for us, but ti prevent people from getting sued. Which is why all the governments gave no criminal charges medical contracts.

Holy fuck I wish I had a white american girlfriend

what about your bf

He's raiding right now its Friday

i have spells to ward law enforcement. i am above the law.
none of you can match my power level

ok just checking in to make sure you're ok

i have spells to ward law enforcement. i am above the law.

Your curses have never done anything to anyone in this thread

i went to a rockies game when i was a kid

the owners dont care, but also its the padres, its not a suprise theyre losing

i have spells to ward law enforcement. i am above the law.

And yet 5 seconds ago you said you were scared of the cops arresting you for actually *doing* evil things, cause ur so heckin evil xD

hmmm...

i recently discovered you can buy spells, hexes, and curses on Etsy

and people actually pay money for them.

Brian has spent literally thousands of dollars on that shit, and has been ghosted after sending the money.

you dont think our bribri would be dumb enough to do that, do you?

Critically analyze this bussy

business idea: /cum/ hires the best Etsy curseologist to get rid of brian and we see who wins

Most of the time I don't post if we're doing stuff together that's why I normally only post til about a bit after noon til it's super late again

do you live together?

You're a bad girlfriend(male) why aren't you raiding with him and healing him like you're supposed to be?

The pope is fucking American not fucking canadian suck my fucking dick

Yeah

We raid together in WoW but I don't have much interest in XIV right now though

ok have fun

i'm not scared. it's just much more convenient to kill someone with spiritual means rather than physical means.

you've never killed anybody through spiritual means though

When was the last time you could look at a movie or something and be like "damn it would have been so much better if the maker didn't ruin it by forcing religious/conservative shit in it"

remembering my childhood in the 2000s and early 2010s and crying

Are you going to see his childhood house?

Is the amerifat pope gonna have a McDonald's installed at the Vatican?

We raid together in WoW

shieet people still play wow? I can't even imagine how bad it is these days

Good one Jason.

i'd be upset too if i had to spend my childhood in the shit decade of the 2010s

You just said you were scared of being arrested. Maybe the reason satan doesn't listen to your curses is because you're not a true believer and you're not out there doing evil shit like you say you are?

or something

American history?

what does a chicago accent sound like

'94 baby here wbu?

'98 myself

makes me wanna cry when a poster says he is 30+

poor jorge, he just wanted to be hardcore...

It's pretty fun, we mostly play classic thoughbeit because it's less of a time sink

he didn't ghost me. i got the service i paid for.

It's honestly better than wasting your youth here

30 is young

doing a read on the events that took place in the year of my birth
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998

How many times did he ignore you?

Brian is a retarded gay faggot, that makes sense.
I think he'd buy them and probably runs one of those side hustles himself.

thanks for this information that i can use against you

Brian is a retarded gay faggot, that makes sense.

whoa buddy he's gonna hex u to DEATH

he said he's busy and has lots of clients. he's legit and i plan on buying several more of his services.

So is their stuff actually good

How many times did he ignore you though?

Jason…

i've seen lots of proof spirituality is real. you will die blind and powerless.

i bought a dildo one time but threw it away when i realized anal stimulation wasn't as good as i expected it to be

Remember when people tried to convince us that there was a female poster called "spinny" and it wasn't just jason being mentally ill? Good times

such as what

There is, she posts ferrets at night time and is too traumatized from banter to talk

Been here since I was 18 (2012).

it doesn't matter. he still delivered on the service.

Not if the AIDS gets him first. I bet he doesn't have a hex for that. Watch him sperg out soon and start spamming faggot porn again.

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that's because dildos are for girls with vagineers

We love our spinny don’t we folks

I am older than you (came in 2007 but t'was underage)

ferretposter might be a girl but it's not spinny.

t. not a retard

AIDS is man made and not sexually transmittable.
the male g spot exists. mine just isn't sensitive enough i guess

Watch him sperg out soon

I wonder if the reason brian has such anger problems is directly linked to the fact he grew up without a father. Seems to be a common correlation. As for him not believing in aids, well haha karma works in mysterious ways

Thus, a good man, though a slave, is free; but a wicked man, though a king, is a slave. For he serves, not one man alone, but what is worse, as many masters as he has vices.

It is spinny and she'll freak out and stop posting if you address her as spinny

no it's not and you're not very smart

slavery = freedom

next level retardation

why are you a failure at being a gay?

Probably a ton of deep set frustration, growing up fatherless wouldn't have helped but he was also molested and I'm sure that created some rage problems. Plus he knows he's going to hell forever when he dies, that can't be very nice to live with.

No it definitely it. She made jokes about women fighting and called a guy a manlet last night. Then someone called her spinny and the whole thread died for like 5 minutes lol

god exists. but they are amoral and indifferent to human suffering.

Missed the point

yeah no you're just wrong and dumb

No I'm right, spinny posts like a cornered bunny rabbit

i'm a top. i impregnate guys in the butt. i'm not a receiver.
i will become deified upon my death

site won’t automatically load

Oh it’s fucked for this place

sorry you're just not very smart

i will become deified upon my death

Sounds exciting, why wait?

there are no women on the internet

i will become deified upon my death

you said you have no friends though so who's going to notice? your mother will probably be dead by that point, unless the aids gets you

Brian hours
Grim

but the way arkansas is pronounced is retarded

Are kan sass

I am from kansas

the circumstances in his life are pitiable, it's actually no wonder he lashes out so badly. He doesn't make much money, doesn't have a degree, lives in one of the worst places in the USA with little prospects for improvement, but he's so insecure in himself he doesn't try to do anything better than scamming people for his "hexes"

I drove through kansas once

Why do you guys like Brian so much?

brian BTFO

not much to see

we're not in kansas anymore

He's like the little angry emo mascot who curses everyone to death but everyone laughs at his shenanigans (until he gets so angry that he has to spam his fagporn)

Thats cringe
Just ignore him

are the white girls from kansas cute?

tonight on /cum/

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actually if the whole thread ignores him, he does fuck off sometimes, but not always. Sometimes he'll show up, get asshurt and immediately spam his fagporn

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

they are slampigs
sex with a genuine kansas slampig is the cleanest pure pleasure.

name

Yedolf Hitler

the woman

she is filipinx sir not latinx

Just some thot, dime a dozen.

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Edolf Hortler

How about Poopie and Anthony

Sex with orange man's pick for Surgeon General
I want to passionately make out with her cute face

Opie is a turbocuck retard so I'm fine with that.

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DEI hire

I don't like the name "Colleen"

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