LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
shoving a can up canslads arse
One of the worst gimmicks in /brit/ history
hope the idf doesnt bomb the pyramids of giza
especially the tall big one
would be worse than isis (the group, not the god)
just miserable and hopeless woke up with my heart beating the fast the other day just thinking about the state of the country
One of the worst gimmicks in /brit/ history
Would you rather wake up truly black or gay?
One of the worst gimmicks in /brit/ history
I wonder what she looks like nowadays
Black like you really can't deny that you're black
This is the Noise. His /brit/ gimmick? Sticking up his middle finger.
Times this gimmick was posted: 1.
Time it will ever be posted again: 0.
think i will do an apprenticeship instead of uni. fitter and turner or something, maybe car mechanic?
pulling canslads trousers off while he's blackout drunk and inserting a pint can deep into his rectum
Get in the mines
holy shit!!
#rare
This /brit/ is really an example of stuck culture.
Is that a tabacco cigarette or a weed cigarette
if you want be a fat retarded tradie all your life then yeah
Might get on the red red wine tonight
Add me on discord faggits
barry1066
got no skills mate, im fucked
did that thing again where i just stood in the street looking at the moon and listening to a sweet, sad song. starting to become a bit of a tradition for me at this point.
this week's song: Heartbeats - Jose Gonzalez (who is Swedish apparently)
"tobacco" !!
might do a /brit/ apprenticeship
learning to banter
to gimmick
to debate
to spam mindlessly
to drink cans
to stink up my bedroom
What's wrong with having a trade?
mount etna exploded in the early 20th century and now I have to live in the judeo-negro-homo supremacist state of weimerica
ITS NOT FAIR
Anyone got any cool ideas they can give me for totally free?
This is the Noise. His /brit/ gimmick? Sticking up his middle finger.
Times this gimmick was posted: 2.
Time it will ever be posted again: 0.
How can you tell though
was watching Line of Duty earlier, but i just can’t get into any TV shows. The last good show i watched was Banshee
better of doing a degree in /brit/posting
better (you) rate post grad and the campus is pure sexo filth with slags x
why are americans so obsessed with ohio
alri lads
I said
ALRI LAAAAADS
wahey
It is the grimmest state bar none
Feeling sweaty might start smoking weed again.
corrr whatever happened to amer
hasn't posted in here for ages
thoughts on arizona?
nothing if you want to be a slobby fellow in Sunderland or wherever eating pot noodles
You’re funding the cartels
abusing my own arse today
100% mesoamerican
gets to 120 degrees Fahrenheit in the summer
What's their price?
Do you have to be a slob and eat pot noodles in order to get paid if you're a tradesman, is it part of the job?
the john peel version of back to the old house is just lush
wow
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*shits myself*
and what of nevada?
for me it's "this night has opened my eyes"
"ask" is my guilty pleasure
"hand in glove" is my runner up
Perfect.
burned weed doesn't stay together like that
it could be a spliff with a small amount of weed in it though
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Immerse the baby's head
Wrap her up in the news of the world
it's only las vegas and not much more
I am satisfied.
AND IM NOT HAPPY AND IM NOT SAD
ring a ding-ding ba-ACK!
Let's redo it.
i've got spurs that gringle grangle gringle
Nothing I say or do seems to have that inimical spark of youth anymore.
Cool.
yeah, well, poo
and colorado?
wyoming?
Live for today
Don’t worry about tomorrow
Might make a sandwich composed of pig meat and salad. My main issue with sandwiches is sauce, I can add mustard or salad cream easily but the problem is how to balance the flavours with limited ingredients. I might just put tomatoes in it but that simply disperses the flavour due to its high water content
I don't have any questions.
is there a single video game that allows you to take a poo?
You sound dehydrated amigo, when was the last time you drank some cool but not cold agua so you can drink more of it then?
a dog's life
Ok.
grow up
I remember in duke nukem forever you could pick up a poo and chuck it around
EU5 it's not released yet
Stick of Truth
Colorado is full of non whites and gay whites
good for skiing and other outdoor activities
some of the best nature in the country
also the highest cost of living in the country outside California and new York
Wyoming is completely empty, no one lives there
It is something I wanted.
Just sharted into my bedsheets ffs
Liked that game a lot looking back
72 virgins.
what is your favourite state?
I saw it.
Oriental Milfs
Like I told you.
pope leo sex arse
Finishing a bowl of milk and coco-pops. Think I feel like all the efforts I make to express myself in the world all come to naught. Waiting for a wave, I suppose.
I am the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you
That gotta get a proper beating
got the bach keyboard concerto in d minor on
I heckin love maps
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I'm always watching Arab Milf Amateur Porn. Nasty Fat Stuff, awesome.
I may be biased because I was born there, but my favorite is my home state of Missouri. The south of the state holds a special place in my heart. Tons of rivers and rolling hills. I would like to move to a small town in the heart of the state with a wife and children and live in harmony
But you are black.
I'll take 'em
leet year
Ok.
defying /brit/ gender traditions by typing this post out with her penis
Feeling blackpilled and furious
Germany.
listening to radiohead ffs
Good.
Red wine and sleeping pills
Help me get back to your arms
leftypol looking up at the stars after africans frittered away his money by buying drugs and bullets
What?
Why don’t you shut your fucking mouth
According to my data it's good.
Good.
wind in the willies
geestepping
Ieave sheets in the dryer
Don't make up bed because I am going to the gym
I'm huwhite.
fagged out... again....
rob beckett is actually quite funny
rorkes knob exposed
Peng tings are not all they're cracked up to be.
Shit.
eating poo
This annoying.
when you listen to Radiohead your virginity comes back
Rorkes a likklemans in everyway LOL
lol
Fuck you!
happy mother's Day congrats on being a stupid fucking cunt
Is this good? It's for my step mom
thoughts on hernan cortes?
Sheldon J Plankton - Higher (Ai Cover)
straight up rorkeing it
mothers day was about 2 months ago
No cunt
A great adventurer. William Hickling Prescott did this really lush and descriptive history of the conquest. The lake of Texcoco seemed like a paradise.
President Trump, "The UK made the right decision years ago to leave the EU"
"A big part of that decision was you would make a deal with the US, and they (Conservatives) were unable to do that, but now they (Labour) made it"
"Prime Minister Keir Starmer did a fantastic job"
Pakistan now launching counter attack
interesting
you dont think he did moctezuma dirty?
mumberg screaming cos i've rorke'd it too much
Lad.
The thing about India is they always try to walk it in
Imagine how bad the world is gonna smell when nukes fly
heckin heavy metal kloppo style football!
What are the differences between Paris and Indians
Montezuma was told before Cortez came that the invaders would precipitate the end of the Aztec Empire. Of course there was a kind of intrigue concerning how the Aztec state was crippled, but Montezuma repeatedly tried to buy off Cortez as his smallish retinue of men marched further in from Veracruz, because he was deadly afraid of what he thought was the fulfilment of prophecy. Montezuma's Aztecs were also pretty much hated by the surrounding tribes as well.
k
oh shit is actually happening lel
cleaning up all the rorke ive left in the kitchen
reading about the new German cabinet
This is their finance minister
In 2012, Reiche claimed same-sex marriage was a bigger threat to Germany than the Eurozone crisis. She was heavily criticized by LGBT groups for the remark
lmao
german conservatives are a lot more conservative than they look
except on immigration where they're completely fucking gay
I swear to God if my city gets flooded with Indians I am gonna spray them febreeze
epic and basederino
Montezoomer be like fr these whiteys be bussin no cap am dead on gods
where they're completely fucking gay
no, doing their job: line must go up no matter what
yeah yeah good points mate
*falls asleep*
mental how we live extremely early in the universe's projected lifespan
maybe life will become impossible long before the universe itself burns out
*puts your hand in warm water*
do you live in mexico city?
I am taking bets on India/Pakistan
well even though the sun will die in 5 billion years, earth will become a desolate wasteland in 1 billion thanks to increased solar activity
also the "end" of the universe is I guess when the last black holes decay.
There's going to be a period of trillions upon trillions of years where the only thing left in the universe are black holes, slowly decaying via hawking radiation.
When the last one is gone, that's the end of the universe and time will become meaningless.
on a train carriage full of minorities that smells like literal human shit
Communists are deplorable
listening to my bloody valentine
Good.
If Pakistan and India go to war I will post my nuts on Brit if they don't we all get to make shitty memes about it
why is leftypol so infatuated with muslims
prefer slowdive myself but to each man his own
load of bollocks
i'm a literal smackhead (have been for years now) but i have a job, as much money as i need, a good credit rating, and no legal issues
i think those junkies you see living on the streets aren't trying hard enough
Just give me the fucking car, man.
everyone around you can tell
if he burned a talmud he would have been executed
even if that's the case it's not like they can do anything about it
Reform should give us a constitution and the right to free speech
rorke worrying if his credit rating is bad because he's never had a lone
alri heroinlad
going to see them later this year. millions of ear drums must be ruptured.
What?
let me guess what you think the end of the universe looks like
something like this presumably
radcen's whip
rorke and leftypol weeping
Good.
same
going to the london gig
Why are they going to war again? I wasn't paying any attention
if india and pakistan kick off, and with that meaning three notable wars are going on at once, shouldn't this era be known as ww3?
we don’t have credit ratings in the UK
Who's got Lookner on right now?
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Indian air operations are now underway in Pakistan
Austrian- German.
Woke war 3
no, it's only a world war if white people get involved (slavs aren't white)
Maybe israel should attack pakistan to unify the wars. Don't know what side russia would be on.
from what i can tell earth will become uninhabitable within a billion years
nothing new under the sun
they’re three seperate wars anyway its not like its three theatres of the same war
On my Irish dick.
This is what would happen
India and Pakistan exchange fire
India sends in troops
Pakistan launches 10 nukes
India launches 10 nukes
5 million people did instantly
20 million did in the first couple weeks
50 million die from cancer years later
10 years ago today, David Cameron’s Conservative Party won their first majority since 1992 in a stunning upset
the losers of ww2? the white race
the winners of ww2? the jews
The end is near.
you aren't a scientist
your unquestioning belief in everything you read in a science textbook is no different to religious faith
if you were half as intelligent as you think you are you would recognise this
daring today arent we rorke x
Pakistani chad: get in the shower you filthy Indian
Indian chud: no saarrr noooo, do not clean do not cleaaan
Spent a good 3-4 days after October 7th thinking there was some viral marketing/meme about a rave going on. Ha, getting old right? Didn't even know about it. Now that's power you can't buy.
Let's die.
not funny
Fuck it I am actually Irish.
Pakistan has threaten to set off a nuke on their capital
lads
ponder if you will
brazilian gf
Skip.
Would give her a good shag like
curly haired women
my weakness...
atrocious knife skills
NEED one pronto
i don't plan of living that long
Take a look at my balls.
atrocious knife skills
too bad sunshine *injects you with immortality serum*
i choose continental Europe
Europe would best be served by a stewardship of France, Italy, and Germany.
it's jolting how little AI skepticism has reached the general public. i've had many acquaintances ask whether i use AI for research and seem shocked when i tell them it's completely useless for that purpose. my wife recently told her colleagues about hallucinations and it was news to all of them.
My ex was from Brazil but she left me for some guy who was richer and older than me. I legit miss her
The religion of America?
negro worship
Peter Kyle, the Technology Secretary, and a dyslexic, asks ChatGPT for day to day advice on fulfilling his role.
Thanks, doc.
All my niggas Nazis, nigga, Heil Hitler
what did he mean by this?
files.catbox.moe
just asked chatgpt why i should give a fuck and my browser stopped responding
Good game.
I would do anything to have her back but sadly I am never gonna have someone as beautiful
went out for a pint
Good.
why did you mention he’s dyslexic
they are right on this issue
i was FWB with a coworker who was technically brasileira but was born and lived in the states so was basically american. she was also a huge whore that cheated on her husband and spiraled into coke and other drugs
reminder that chatgpt can't understand and can't create a rockbuster
Oooh struck a nerve have I
You see my girlfriend was light skinned and from Brazil I flew to Sao Paulo for her and I saved up every penny to see her but she left me because I wasn't rich
older
balder
gayer
every terrone needs a redhead gf...
its good stuff for if you're too lazy to google something but if its a subject you already know well you end up thinking the ai is retarded. thing is normies dont know subjects too well so they think its some kind of god like intelligence.
gf
g
anon..
mad how lonely i am
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
This is my ideal girl I wanna make her babies white
unlimited jeets into UK and USA
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
almost like it lacks intelligence
Decided i wont go out tonight and talk to people. I will get a bottle of wine and stay in
Derby? x
That fella likes sucking on iron.
I thought being gay was against islam? Why is there a story about mohammed being rode by some a group of big dick niggas while his companion watched?youtube.com
when will you learn that jews are your oppressors and not muslims?
I think I figured out my gimmick. Introducing
GIMMICK LAD (me)
My gimmick is gimmicks. I come out with a load of crazy whacky gimmicks. I discuss gimmicks, I rate gimmicks, I invent gimmicks.
I am gimmick lad.
wordle in 2 bandle in 2 connections with no mistakes and ny times mini crossword in 40 seconds :)
BQQM
Why is there a story about mohammed being rode by some a group of big dick niggas while his companion watched?
bit gay
poo smells
You don't live in europe mate. Muslims are just as bad as Jews.
Metal licker
PLAY A RECORD
close enough why
ye?
WANKING OUT A POO
I LOVE PAKISTAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN!
I disagree
jews are responsible for bringing the muslims into the UK and USA
holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf i thought indians were tech geniuses
might poo out a wank in a minute
wtf i thought indians were tech geniuses
theyre good at copy pasting stuff from other tech folks
remembering my childhood in the 2000s and early 2010s and crying.
shart bollock poo peng bollock crushing anvils onto my bollocks for science poo bollocks
What do you think the ratio on the planet of miserable people vs contented people is at this very moment?
poo
Loving every moment. Hope theyre all crying and pissing their pants and they all die in misery
Alright *writes it down* p-o-o, anyone else?
might poo out a wank in a minute
Anyone else? Ratio of miserable people vs contented people right this very second?
yowzers
haha
reckon this conflict will escalate into a full on war?
Yh
Shit.
it won't last, you'll keep getting worse and worse until you find yourself I'm regular smackhead position. your just early in the smackhead cycle.
wonder why people even try heroin, literally no positive word of mouth around it