/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
NOT ACTUALLY HAVING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS sub-edish

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i'm on the bokkle of hobgoblin ruby

dtfic can't catch a break lmao

got the angela white on

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

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on the hobgoblin gold mesel

We're not on the cans, lads. But Canslad is is a cans happy mood

enter the toil

Toil Sadhbh has 'forgotten' to wear her wedding ring

she's prepping for a divorce isn't she

i got more 8 lives after this one ahh cat

have you ever had a girlfriend canslad?

2 beers a day is considered drug addiction? It said 1 beer a day was totally fine

Secret weapon; toxoplasmosis

The goal is to find the absolute right women, not just to find a women. And that’s why we spend our twenties dating to find her lads

goonposter making me rethink whether i want a wank tonight, disgusting

porn gals were a lot pawg-ier back then, it feels like there are too many skinny girl today

Feeling blackpilled and furious

nobody knows who the fuck you're talking about you little weirdo

sounds like your in there canslad

but i thought it was about getting the highest body count possible

somebody just posted their cock in the Anon Babble thread
it's wild over there

and the mountains shall drop sweet wine and the hills shall melt

*surreptitiously goes over to Anon Babble*

Yes and she commited suicide when her dad who raped her as a child entered her life again and she ran away and overdosed after relapsing

Er, close enough, lad

I wasn't even that interested until she kept bitching at me to go outside to the balcony for lunch and then revealed she has chebs bigger than my fucking head

wouldn’t recommend it, I got a high body count and now I lust for conquest and shagging but I must be an adult or I’ll be on the streets

it's wild over there

well you identified a random collection of letters as referring to a specific poster so obviously you do know what im talking about

now do the one about the Moscow terror attacks

Mr Anon the tingling feeling is back

The right woman

lol

what happened in Moscow?

!!

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reaIity

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For reasons I’d prefer not to get into, I require a VPN. Preferably with a dedicated IP.
Which ones do you nonce freaks use? Are Nord and Proton still the two best for UK users at a reasonable price?

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did u know ejacutaling releases prolactin which gives manboobs

you've been a good little boy haven't you since we all went to Anon Babble for that whole weekend
you haven't posted any AI cuck spam since Anon Babble came back up

as referring to a specific poster

no i was able to infer by context that you were talking about a person or group of people
the fact that you were actually referring to another poster on here like some kind of /brit/ gossip columnist just makes you a sad cunt

dtfic

what is that

Thought I found her but our relationship ended and now I’m 31 and dating again

you're laughing
he's posting the horses and you're laughing

For reasons I’d prefer not to get into

um

What do you mean by this?

giving oral to my vape
taking a fat load straight down my throat

rorke's going to be on TV

Just seen a picture of a /brit/ users willy. Nearly threw up in my mouth.

Patient admitted this afternoon claiming a "tingling feeling" in her body. What's the differential?

fuck off are those girls virgins

all this talk about mozarella sticks... i love mozarella sticks. i buy these sometimes, its 60 decently sized mozarella sticks for like $10... theyre bretty good..

the middle one might be

Prescribed aripiprazole and hydroxyzine

LIFE IS THE NAME OF THE GAME
AND I WANNA PLAY THE GAME WITH YOU

holy umoli
but yes those are reasonable choices, you’ll have to pay extra for the static IP.
Try and avoid installing any of their software and just download the certificates/auth keys and set up the VPN in your native OS settings

the Anon Babble experience

rorke posted his willy on Anon Babble
it's fucking tiny

fucking miss vaping so much

Evil people

diego setting the course record for his age group (35 to 45) at his local parkmince

3MMaWq5E

kek this was me

you've been buck broken lmao

right so spaki’s new gimmick is larping as a mentally retarded ‘gooner’, bravo

some dickhead's put his bin out without knowing they've changed the day

get the elf bar purchased
get it sucked

ITberg in work had a 15 year old gf when he was 30 and swears by Mullvad
read into that what you will

what a div

sad little roach you are

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

mmhmm those perfect katies, those lovely dolls
they will consume so much batonjuice

Keir banned them mate there's no chance

well that's a ringing endorsement

Was singing the Postman Pat song at work earlier and a manager told me to work quietly because it looks unprofessional singing whilst on the shop floor.

Janny, he's posting the little coloured horses again

Sir Vape Banner

but aren't you afraid?

How comes women can literally prove they are virgins? Why did nature encode this into their bodies?

They still sell refillable vapes which costs the same as disposables and people will still treat them like disposables so it was a pointless law really that will achieve nothing.

because they are known liars

don't go to Anon Babble guys look how bad it is haha

i spammed them and they filtered me so i came back to /brit/ where you all have to see my spam

seriously, please don't go to Anon Babble my spam needs an audience

mad how posters like you decry Anon Babblebrit/ out of nowhere on here, when you're literally the reason it exists

big tits
how about that

big fan

A three-year-old terminally ill girl in Indore died while undergoing a Jain ritual of voluntary fast unto death

What is Anon Babble actually like, lads?
Doubt I'd get much traction there for my own interests

Some people believe that a woman’s hymen is a sign of virginity, though this is not medically or scientifically accurate

am i being lied to

You lost, IDmong
Get over it

sucking an ice lolly

*produces a rapier*

erm that's not very nice
she's a bit frumpy but she's not a hobgoblin

medium to small chebs

for some reason these posts gave me a sense of dijon vu

I liked the first season of last of us not seen the second but it seems like people really hate this actress in it now

weird she got a lot of praise the first time

see for yourself
you won't get much traction because there's very few people posting
feel free to post and add the thread to your thread watcher so you know when you get a reply in there

don't mind that
don't mind that at all
not one bit do i mind that

some times i think it'd be nice to be a father but then i see a boy playing with a bogey on the bus

im so horny for women

ngl lost a lot of respect for muslims when I found out about "temporary marriages" that last 1 night only

Depends
Generally speaking, the hymen is 'broken' and thus the bleeding happens during penetration but girls can have their hymen broken via actual impact, hence the joke about horse girls never needing to worry about the sheets when fucking for the first time

But you can literally break it over impact you wouldn't think. Like a mate's sister genuinely broke his after she fell and hit it off a garden rail (as in she laned on the fucking thing pussy first somehow)

I didn't mean replies to me. Just that I doubt the content there would be of much interesting to me

haven't watched either but noticed that too
is it because her character is now of shaggable age, but she remains of unshaggable appearance?

Every single beer brewed by Carlsberg Marstons at their factory in Burton is vile, it's a place where good old brands go to get murdered.

Chappell Roan stuns as blow up sex doll

in a sense i'm the father to this entire general

What's a bogey

noooo stop objectifying women nooooo

'

an irish lad made this thread though

used to live around the corner from there
shithole town

you outed yourself as someone who needs to post in a place they can't be filtered, because nobody would choose to have your posts visible in their forum

Indian yogis, musicians and chefs will be able to apply for UK skilled worker visas as a result of the trade deal.

Whereas people in these professions previously had no route into the UK job market, they will now be able to apply for jobs sponsored by British employers.

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Now they have gained my respect.

yes and i'm proud of the man he's grown up to be

booger

From what I can tell they added a new actress that many people seem to believe should have been cast as Ellie instead

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reaIity

Yeah? Mental that
Anyway, you lost LOL

Whatever happened to stubbies of beer?
Used to be able to buy big crates of the stuff dirt cheap and now you hardly ever see them.

He's a maniac coeliac

just witnessed christ return and perform a miracle

sounds fantastic
a reform landslide wasn't guaranteed before this

i would die for a whiff of this girls snatch

you traveled from ireland to england in the time between making this thread and posting in it now?

Temporary marriages, sometimes referred to as "mut'ah" in some Islamic contexts, are marriages with a set time limit, after which the relationship ends. This practice has historical and religious roots, particularly within certain sects of Islam, though it is not universally accepted. The practice of temporary marriage (mut'ah) is most commonly associated with Shia Islam, while Sunni Islam generally does not accept it.

Ohhh so this is why that lad "I bet you're a shia innit"

have you let diego know?

I need her to spit on my cock and lick my balls!

ssshhh
the cronem are showering

Lads, question for you and it's a serious one
When you have the cans, roughly how many do you have?

yo my guy

aye thanks

no
i acted as a father to him (and many others here, likely including you) for many years, before this thread was even made

2 is enough

who is the mother of /brit/?

evens wank
odds drink

Why is tariff-free whisky getting sent to India being considered a win to the UK?
Forgive my ignorance but to my knowledge they don't drink whisky at all

why do we need to be quiet for that

Why is trying in life such a scam

Alri

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Rose/Randytayler69/Sophia Minchin

Depending on what name you know her as
And she's the mother of /brit/ because she was on Anon Babble first

i'm a single father

amazing how munted up remy lacroix looks now

Pakis love the overpriced gimmick stuff like Johnny Walker Blue Label, they will buy it and have it on their shelf to let their neighbours know how wealthy they are, but never drink it.

I've never seen The Times write about NFL gossip ever so this must have been some car crash level of an interview

they're facetiming katy

sneaking into the gherkin

her

she

They come in packs of 4 for a reason mate, I don't buy them if I'm not having 4

Not illegal to poo into the cisterns in the train station toilets.

the american indians loved the fire water, maybe these ones will love it too
they'll treat being drunk as some kind of spiritual trance or something, you know how they are

what did you win?
the illusion of popularity, because people here are being forced to see your posts if they want to see normal people's posts
i didn't get Anon Babblebrit/ as popular as i'd hoped, because cunts like you stopped spamming /brit/ while it was going, and instead spent your time dragging everyone back here where they can't filter you
1- nil to you i guess
but you know people would filter you, that's why you need them here on /in/t where they can't
because you're just that annoying and you always will be
enjoy your victory, and enjoy spamming the shit out of this worthless general
i have a feeling there isn't anything else in your life to enjoy

The Indian governmentsaysin a release:

“In an unprecedented achievement, India has secured an exemption for Indian workers who are temporarily in the UK and their employers from paying social security contributions in the UK for a period of three years under the Double Contribution Convention. This will make Indian service providers significantly more competitive in the UK.”

Love it! We're about to have so many more Indian friends :D

*enters thread wearing a false moustache*

atheism is by far the most widely practiced religion in the world since every devout person makes excuses to break all their rules

8 pints is enough to get me to where i want to be

almost made a racist post but then remembered i'm on the board where that's not allowed

he doesn't know

Lad, she was a fucking girl - she used to get drunk and do cam shows for free

See that's the thing for me, lad. I tend to get 8. Since buying individual ones cost too much

On a toil night, lad?

its worth looking up for the weirdness
don't have to like nfl for it to be entertaining

spamming this thread is heatheryank's entire life

LMFAO
M
F
A
O

1- nil to you i guess

Correct

mad how I'm always tired and it feels like everything I do is pointless

heathermong still seething about Anon Babble one month later

A fisherman’s daughter from Maine, Hudson was a cheerleading champion at Bridgewater State University, where she graduated in 2022. Reports suggest she has amassed an $8 million property portfolio since she began dating Belichick. She has also started a company, Trouble Cub Enterprises, and has reportedly filed 14 trademarks related to famous Belichick sayings including “No Days Off” and “Do Your Job”.

lol okay unc that pussy must be crazy

When I’ve seen FOB Indians get drunk they get absolutely destroyed because they have no conception of drinking

God loves you.

roommate is WFH and I'm unemployed. What a shit show. No alone time, both around the house doing nothing all day only he makes 39 an hour for it.

He isn't real

If you're an employer, it's 20% cheaper to hire an Indian than a Britisher on the same wage

oh my DAYS

greek gf getting on my nerves again

she keeps going on about how greece is the cradle of civilisation then I reminded her they can't even flush toilet paper

heatherpaedo BOILING

Yep low testosterone for sure

who am I gambling?

Mental how innit

OF COOOOOURSE

ngl you lot are looking quite mindraped at the mo

I do think I have low testosterone yeah
and high oestrogen

I knew a greek girl but she got homesick after 1 month and went back

everything i said in that post is correct

somethin's off about him

love that greek orange cake with the bits of filo pastry mixed into the batter, completely unpronounceable name thoughbeit

ever had anal sex with a poo still up your bum?

what's the deal with that

biting skin off my lips

Go on then
Post the AI slop
You won't because you're afraid

no but i once fingered an arse and definitely felt a solid entity there and my finger came out slimy with arse juice

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post on brit on bant

willard is a response

Right, that's definitely a board

nah but I stick a vibrator up there once after a poo and to no one's surprised it came out covered in poo

Anon Babblechads on top

tfw no Greekette or Turkette gf

going for a run, i hope i don't shit myself half way through

brapper on her cor

rorke posting his tiny willy on Anon Babble
he's going mental

What’s all this about bant then? Is there a way to ruin the cuck spammers life by excluding him from that thread cos if so I’m all for it L0L

awesome girl <3

It has poster IDs
For example, here's mine in that thread:
XFfezF1S

You can use 4chanx I think to filter by the id so you can avoid the retards

How’d you get a Greek gf mate
I want a Greek gf

Sauce?

corr fucking hell

you might need to go to greece mate

lads please don't post anything good for a minute please
i want to go get an ice cream from the freezer
thank you

Turkish Cypriot gf I had when I was 17 had a hairy arsehole lol. She was thin and petite too. She cried when I shagged her in the arse and it was thunder and lightning so the room was flashing as I thrusted in and out. I bet that’s a horrific memory for her

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reaIity

you posted this before and said your knob was covered in her poo after

swings and roundabouts mate

just got a stauner

Your memory is stellar, I didn’t even remember posting that before lad lol

COME TO Anon Babble LADS STOP THE SPAM

meanwhile

very distinct post

screaming looks like decent banter in there
to be expected with a name like Anon Babble

yeah i guess sucking cock is just a joke to you too LMAO

ah great you didnt post anything good
thank you

Who's idea was it to do the arse shagging? Because that's not a typical thing

Was she the same age as you?

as opposed to you who takes it very seriously

Not everyone is cut out for being a professional cocksucker like you

I NEED TA GET AN ICE CWEAM FROM THE FRIDGE LADSSSS DON'T POST NOTHIN GOOD TEEHEE

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yes i'm not interested into going to a thread that posts tranny porn and dick pics LOL

we're the sweeney son and we haven't had any dinner

tmdwu

We were the same age and were playing need for speed on PlayStation, if I won the race I shagged her in the arse and if she won no arse shagging. I won the race fella

Might go to bed early, lads/

should i shave my legs

Anon Babble is our sword of damocles and has utterly rattled heatherpaedo into complete submission. what a little bitch lol

Did you have to do any convincing for the arse shagging? I'm just saying the first gf I had I brought it up a couple times but she shot down the idea pretty quickly Lol

felt like I left it too long to start dating lads
Nearing 30 all the girls will be wanting to marry and be in a serious relationship rather than just spreading their legs for me

I fucked this life right up
deary me

not any convincing needed it was just a bet on the outcome of our race when playing PlayStation

you shouldn't really want to do such things
its unseemly

GTA6 trailer 2 is out this is not a drill

you're overthinking it lad
just go out, and lie about your age if you have to (you don't)

putting bits of used chewing gum into library books

alri like 6 hours ago

there is another way
*18-22 age bracket lights up*

I know...I'm just saying it's different than normal sex and probably something most girls wouldn't immediately be comfortable with or want to do

VERY depressed aha x

did you not have a think about this at any point in the last 15 years? Would say you’ve fucked it yeah, you don’t know what a good relationship looks like, what a bad relationship looks like, you’re a lamb to the slaughter against experienced 30 year old women

stop dating 30 year olds then. I left it a bit late and instead just dated women 3-5 years younger than me, no problems

protag looks good

thinking about working as kitchen porter

thinking about wanking off a kitchen porter

Wanted to get civ 7 but I’ve just seen the video with the black woman as the mongol leader. Don’t really care about historical accuracy, just looks a bit shit and now I don’t think I’ll buy it.

reckon the rubyposter wants to shag her

She in the gherkin
She be twerkin

thinking about wanking off cole porter

Better luck next time!

well he'll have to get in line won't he
of course she'll probably be shagged normal by the time i'm done with her

its apparently buggy af
started a new game on vi and shall be playing that for the foreseeable

might start wearing band t shirts again

What’s the point of any of the new ones
They all look like the same game since Civ IV

in 2025? dont believe it poland has eu gibs'd itself into being a decent country all i see are romanians now

I’m not opposed to the move to Bant

Not a fan of poles or jeets personally

thinking about sucking off cole palmer

alri sky sports

Feel free to post on there for 20 minutes before coming back to the clearly superior thread

come here lil brit
you are about to get POLONIZED by my Biały Wielki Chuj

who we got then
barca or inter?

For now lad, of course, but as the mentally ill retard that haunts this general continues to spam day by day, I reckon we’ll get some movement

who we got then
Anon Babbleca or Anon Babbleer?

What’s the origin of Eastern European women pretending they were a tradwifes and traditional people rather than massive sluts who cheat on their partners like every other women?

just move to bant when he's having a temper tantrum
he hasn't been spamming as much since then and the sharty threads because it's too easy to make him disappear
his autistic spamming to a captive audience is literally all he has in the entire world

inter are having a good enough season that i reckon they'll have this one
barca have played some of the laziest games in the liega so far

barking up the wrong tree is what you are
not interested!

dont care its not 2008

shan't