LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
NOT ACTUALLY HAVING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS sub-edish
/brit/
i'm on the bokkle of hobgoblin ruby
dtfic can't catch a break lmao
got the angela white on
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
tacticat
on the hobgoblin gold mesel
We're not on the cans, lads. But Canslad is is a cans happy mood
enter the toil
Toil Sadhbh has 'forgotten' to wear her wedding ring
she's prepping for a divorce isn't she
i got more 8 lives after this one ahh cat
have you ever had a girlfriend canslad?
2 beers a day is considered drug addiction? It said 1 beer a day was totally fine
Secret weapon; toxoplasmosis
The goal is to find the absolute right women, not just to find a women. And that’s why we spend our twenties dating to find her lads
goonposter making me rethink whether i want a wank tonight, disgusting
porn gals were a lot pawg-ier back then, it feels like there are too many skinny girl today
Feeling blackpilled and furious
nobody knows who the fuck you're talking about you little weirdo
sounds like your in there canslad
but i thought it was about getting the highest body count possible
somebody just posted their cock in the Anon Babble thread
it's wild over there
and the mountains shall drop sweet wine and the hills shall melt
*surreptitiously goes over to Anon Babble*
Yes and she commited suicide when her dad who raped her as a child entered her life again and she ran away and overdosed after relapsing
Er, close enough, lad
I wasn't even that interested until she kept bitching at me to go outside to the balcony for lunch and then revealed she has chebs bigger than my fucking head
wouldn’t recommend it, I got a high body count and now I lust for conquest and shagging but I must be an adult or I’ll be on the streets
it's wild over there
well you identified a random collection of letters as referring to a specific poster so obviously you do know what im talking about
now do the one about the Moscow terror attacks
Mr Anon the tingling feeling is back
The right woman
lol
what happened in Moscow?
!!
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reaIity
For reasons I’d prefer not to get into, I require a VPN. Preferably with a dedicated IP.
Which ones do you nonce freaks use? Are Nord and Proton still the two best for UK users at a reasonable price?
did u know ejacutaling releases prolactin which gives manboobs
you've been a good little boy haven't you since we all went to Anon Babble for that whole weekend
you haven't posted any AI cuck spam since Anon Babble came back up
as referring to a specific poster
no i was able to infer by context that you were talking about a person or group of people
the fact that you were actually referring to another poster on here like some kind of /brit/ gossip columnist just makes you a sad cunt
dtfic
what is that
Thought I found her but our relationship ended and now I’m 31 and dating again
you're laughing
he's posting the horses and you're laughing
For reasons I’d prefer not to get into
um
What do you mean by this?
giving oral to my vape
taking a fat load straight down my throat
rorke's going to be on TV
Just seen a picture of a /brit/ users willy. Nearly threw up in my mouth.
Patient admitted this afternoon claiming a "tingling feeling" in her body. What's the differential?
fuck off are those girls virgins
all this talk about mozarella sticks... i love mozarella sticks. i buy these sometimes, its 60 decently sized mozarella sticks for like $10... theyre bretty good..
the middle one might be
Prescribed aripiprazole and hydroxyzine
LIFE IS THE NAME OF THE GAME
AND I WANNA PLAY THE GAME WITH YOU
holy umoli
but yes those are reasonable choices, you’ll have to pay extra for the static IP.
Try and avoid installing any of their software and just download the certificates/auth keys and set up the VPN in your native OS settings
the Anon Babble experience
rorke posted his willy on Anon Babble
it's fucking tiny
fucking miss vaping so much
Evil people
diego setting the course record for his age group (35 to 45) at his local parkmince
3MMaWq5E
kek this was me
you've been buck broken lmao
right so spaki’s new gimmick is larping as a mentally retarded ‘gooner’, bravo
some dickhead's put his bin out without knowing they've changed the day
get the elf bar purchased
get it sucked
ITberg in work had a 15 year old gf when he was 30 and swears by Mullvad
read into that what you will
what a div
sad little roach you are
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
mmhmm those perfect katies, those lovely dolls
they will consume so much batonjuice
Keir banned them mate there's no chance
well that's a ringing endorsement
Was singing the Postman Pat song at work earlier and a manager told me to work quietly because it looks unprofessional singing whilst on the shop floor.
Janny, he's posting the little coloured horses again
Sir Vape Banner
but aren't you afraid?
How comes women can literally prove they are virgins? Why did nature encode this into their bodies?
They still sell refillable vapes which costs the same as disposables and people will still treat them like disposables so it was a pointless law really that will achieve nothing.
because they are known liars
don't go to Anon Babble guys look how bad it is haha
i spammed them and they filtered me so i came back to /brit/ where you all have to see my spam
seriously, please don't go to Anon Babble my spam needs an audience
mad how posters like you decry Anon Babblebrit/ out of nowhere on here, when you're literally the reason it exists
big tits
how about that
big fan
A three-year-old terminally ill girl in Indore died while undergoing a Jain ritual of voluntary fast unto death
What is Anon Babble actually like, lads?
Doubt I'd get much traction there for my own interests
Some people believe that a woman’s hymen is a sign of virginity, though this is not medically or scientifically accurate
am i being lied to
You lost, IDmong
Get over it
sucking an ice lolly
*produces a rapier*
erm that's not very nice
she's a bit frumpy but she's not a hobgoblin
medium to small chebs
for some reason these posts gave me a sense of dijon vu
I liked the first season of last of us not seen the second but it seems like people really hate this actress in it now
weird she got a lot of praise the first time
see for yourself
you won't get much traction because there's very few people posting
feel free to post and add the thread to your thread watcher so you know when you get a reply in there
don't mind that
don't mind that at all
not one bit do i mind that
some times i think it'd be nice to be a father but then i see a boy playing with a bogey on the bus
im so horny for women
ngl lost a lot of respect for muslims when I found out about "temporary marriages" that last 1 night only
Depends
Generally speaking, the hymen is 'broken' and thus the bleeding happens during penetration but girls can have their hymen broken via actual impact, hence the joke about horse girls never needing to worry about the sheets when fucking for the first time
But you can literally break it over impact you wouldn't think. Like a mate's sister genuinely broke his after she fell and hit it off a garden rail (as in she laned on the fucking thing pussy first somehow)
I didn't mean replies to me. Just that I doubt the content there would be of much interesting to me
haven't watched either but noticed that too
is it because her character is now of shaggable age, but she remains of unshaggable appearance?
Every single beer brewed by Carlsberg Marstons at their factory in Burton is vile, it's a place where good old brands go to get murdered.
Chappell Roan stuns as blow up sex doll
in a sense i'm the father to this entire general
What's a bogey
noooo stop objectifying women nooooo
'
an irish lad made this thread though
used to live around the corner from there
shithole town
you outed yourself as someone who needs to post in a place they can't be filtered, because nobody would choose to have your posts visible in their forum
Indian yogis, musicians and chefs will be able to apply for UK skilled worker visas as a result of the trade deal.
Whereas people in these professions previously had no route into the UK job market, they will now be able to apply for jobs sponsored by British employers.
Now they have gained my respect.
yes and i'm proud of the man he's grown up to be
booger
From what I can tell they added a new actress that many people seem to believe should have been cast as Ellie instead
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reaIity
Yeah? Mental that
Anyway, you lost LOL
Whatever happened to stubbies of beer?
Used to be able to buy big crates of the stuff dirt cheap and now you hardly ever see them.
He's a maniac coeliac
just witnessed christ return and perform a miracle
sounds fantastic
a reform landslide wasn't guaranteed before this
i would die for a whiff of this girls snatch
you traveled from ireland to england in the time between making this thread and posting in it now?
Temporary marriages, sometimes referred to as "mut'ah" in some Islamic contexts, are marriages with a set time limit, after which the relationship ends. This practice has historical and religious roots, particularly within certain sects of Islam, though it is not universally accepted. The practice of temporary marriage (mut'ah) is most commonly associated with Shia Islam, while Sunni Islam generally does not accept it.
Ohhh so this is why that lad "I bet you're a shia innit"
have you let diego know?
I need her to spit on my cock and lick my balls!
ssshhh
the cronem are showering
Lads, question for you and it's a serious one
When you have the cans, roughly how many do you have?
yo my guy
aye thanks
no
i acted as a father to him (and many others here, likely including you) for many years, before this thread was even made
2 is enough
who is the mother of /brit/?
evens wank
odds drink
Why is tariff-free whisky getting sent to India being considered a win to the UK?
Forgive my ignorance but to my knowledge they don't drink whisky at all
why do we need to be quiet for that
Why is trying in life such a scam
Alri
Rose/Randytayler69/Sophia Minchin
Depending on what name you know her as
And she's the mother of /brit/ because she was on Anon Babble first
i'm a single father
amazing how munted up remy lacroix looks now
Pakis love the overpriced gimmick stuff like Johnny Walker Blue Label, they will buy it and have it on their shelf to let their neighbours know how wealthy they are, but never drink it.
I've never seen The Times write about NFL gossip ever so this must have been some car crash level of an interview
they're facetiming katy
sneaking into the gherkin
her
she
They come in packs of 4 for a reason mate, I don't buy them if I'm not having 4
Not illegal to poo into the cisterns in the train station toilets.
the american indians loved the fire water, maybe these ones will love it too
they'll treat being drunk as some kind of spiritual trance or something, you know how they are
what did you win?
the illusion of popularity, because people here are being forced to see your posts if they want to see normal people's posts
i didn't get Anon Babblebrit/ as popular as i'd hoped, because cunts like you stopped spamming /brit/ while it was going, and instead spent your time dragging everyone back here where they can't filter you
1- nil to you i guess
but you know people would filter you, that's why you need them here on /in/t where they can't
because you're just that annoying and you always will be
enjoy your victory, and enjoy spamming the shit out of this worthless general
i have a feeling there isn't anything else in your life to enjoy
The Indian governmentsaysin a release:
“In an unprecedented achievement, India has secured an exemption for Indian workers who are temporarily in the UK and their employers from paying social security contributions in the UK for a period of three years under the Double Contribution Convention. This will make Indian service providers significantly more competitive in the UK.”
Love it! We're about to have so many more Indian friends :D
*enters thread wearing a false moustache*
atheism is by far the most widely practiced religion in the world since every devout person makes excuses to break all their rules
8 pints is enough to get me to where i want to be
almost made a racist post but then remembered i'm on the board where that's not allowed
he doesn't know
Lad, she was a fucking girl - she used to get drunk and do cam shows for free
See that's the thing for me, lad. I tend to get 8. Since buying individual ones cost too much
On a toil night, lad?
its worth looking up for the weirdness
don't have to like nfl for it to be entertaining
spamming this thread is heatheryank's entire life
LMFAO
M
F
A
O
1- nil to you i guess
Correct
mad how I'm always tired and it feels like everything I do is pointless
heathermong still seething about Anon Babble one month later
A fisherman’s daughter from Maine, Hudson was a cheerleading champion at Bridgewater State University, where she graduated in 2022. Reports suggest she has amassed an $8 million property portfolio since she began dating Belichick. She has also started a company, Trouble Cub Enterprises, and has reportedly filed 14 trademarks related to famous Belichick sayings including “No Days Off” and “Do Your Job”.
lol okay unc that pussy must be crazy
When I’ve seen FOB Indians get drunk they get absolutely destroyed because they have no conception of drinking
God loves you.
roommate is WFH and I'm unemployed. What a shit show. No alone time, both around the house doing nothing all day only he makes 39 an hour for it.
He isn't real
If you're an employer, it's 20% cheaper to hire an Indian than a Britisher on the same wage
oh my DAYS
greek gf getting on my nerves again
she keeps going on about how greece is the cradle of civilisation then I reminded her they can't even flush toilet paper
heatherpaedo BOILING
Yep low testosterone for sure
who am I gambling?
Mental how innit
OF COOOOOURSE
ngl you lot are looking quite mindraped at the mo
I do think I have low testosterone yeah
and high oestrogen
I knew a greek girl but she got homesick after 1 month and went back
everything i said in that post is correct
somethin's off about him
love that greek orange cake with the bits of filo pastry mixed into the batter, completely unpronounceable name thoughbeit
ever had anal sex with a poo still up your bum?
what's the deal with that
biting skin off my lips
Go on then
Post the AI slop
You won't because you're afraid
no but i once fingered an arse and definitely felt a solid entity there and my finger came out slimy with arse juice
thread cloud
prefer this version
youtube.com
how is this allowed?
post on brit on bant
willard is a response
Right, that's definitely a board
nah but I stick a vibrator up there once after a poo and to no one's surprised it came out covered in poo
tonight's menu
just the one game
Anon Babblechads on top
tfw no Greekette or Turkette gf
going for a run, i hope i don't shit myself half way through
brapper on her cor
rorke posting his tiny willy on Anon Babble
he's going mental
What’s all this about bant then? Is there a way to ruin the cuck spammers life by excluding him from that thread cos if so I’m all for it L0L
awesome girl <3
It has poster IDs
For example, here's mine in that thread:
XFfezF1S
You can use 4chanx I think to filter by the id so you can avoid the retards
How’d you get a Greek gf mate
I want a Greek gf
Sauce?
corr fucking hell
you might need to go to greece mate
lads please don't post anything good for a minute please
i want to go get an ice cream from the freezer
thank you
Turkish Cypriot gf I had when I was 17 had a hairy arsehole lol. She was thin and petite too. She cried when I shagged her in the arse and it was thunder and lightning so the room was flashing as I thrusted in and out. I bet that’s a horrific memory for her
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reaIity
you posted this before and said your knob was covered in her poo after
swings and roundabouts mate
just got a stauner
Your memory is stellar, I didn’t even remember posting that before lad lol
COME TO Anon Babble LADS STOP THE SPAM
meanwhile
very distinct post
screaming looks like decent banter in there
to be expected with a name like Anon Babble
yeah i guess sucking cock is just a joke to you too LMAO
ah great you didnt post anything good
thank you
Who's idea was it to do the arse shagging? Because that's not a typical thing
Was she the same age as you?
as opposed to you who takes it very seriously
better not go live BOY
Not everyone is cut out for being a professional cocksucker like you
I NEED TA GET AN ICE CWEAM FROM THE FRIDGE LADSSSS DON'T POST NOTHIN GOOD TEEHEE
yes i'm not interested into going to a thread that posts tranny porn and dick pics LOL
we're the sweeney son and we haven't had any dinner
tmdwu
We were the same age and were playing need for speed on PlayStation, if I won the race I shagged her in the arse and if she won no arse shagging. I won the race fella
Might go to bed early, lads/
should i shave my legs
Anon Babble is our sword of damocles and has utterly rattled heatherpaedo into complete submission. what a little bitch lol
Did you have to do any convincing for the arse shagging? I'm just saying the first gf I had I brought it up a couple times but she shot down the idea pretty quickly Lol
felt like I left it too long to start dating lads
Nearing 30 all the girls will be wanting to marry and be in a serious relationship rather than just spreading their legs for me
I fucked this life right up
deary me
not any convincing needed it was just a bet on the outcome of our race when playing PlayStation
you shouldn't really want to do such things
its unseemly
GTA6 trailer 2 is out this is not a drill
you're overthinking it lad
just go out, and lie about your age if you have to (you don't)
putting bits of used chewing gum into library books
alri like 6 hours ago
there is another way
*18-22 age bracket lights up*
I know...I'm just saying it's different than normal sex and probably something most girls wouldn't immediately be comfortable with or want to do
VERY depressed aha x
did you not have a think about this at any point in the last 15 years? Would say you’ve fucked it yeah, you don’t know what a good relationship looks like, what a bad relationship looks like, you’re a lamb to the slaughter against experienced 30 year old women
stop dating 30 year olds then. I left it a bit late and instead just dated women 3-5 years younger than me, no problems
protag looks good
thinking about working as kitchen porter
thinking about wanking off a kitchen porter
Wanted to get civ 7 but I’ve just seen the video with the black woman as the mongol leader. Don’t really care about historical accuracy, just looks a bit shit and now I don’t think I’ll buy it.
reckon the rubyposter wants to shag her
She in the gherkin
She be twerkin
thinking about wanking off cole porter
Better luck next time!
well he'll have to get in line won't he
of course she'll probably be shagged normal by the time i'm done with her
its apparently buggy af
started a new game on vi and shall be playing that for the foreseeable
saars....
might start wearing band t shirts again
What’s the point of any of the new ones
They all look like the same game since Civ IV
in 2025? dont believe it poland has eu gibs'd itself into being a decent country all i see are romanians now
I’m not opposed to the move to Bant
Not a fan of poles or jeets personally
thinking about sucking off cole palmer
alri sky sports
Feel free to post on there for 20 minutes before coming back to the clearly superior thread
come here lil brit
you are about to get POLONIZED by my Biały Wielki Chuj
who we got then
barca or inter?
For now lad, of course, but as the mentally ill retard that haunts this general continues to spam day by day, I reckon we’ll get some movement
who we got then
Anon Babbleca or Anon Babbleer?
What’s the origin of Eastern European women pretending they were a tradwifes and traditional people rather than massive sluts who cheat on their partners like every other women?
just move to bant when he's having a temper tantrum
he hasn't been spamming as much since then and the sharty threads because it's too easy to make him disappear
his autistic spamming to a captive audience is literally all he has in the entire world
inter are having a good enough season that i reckon they'll have this one
barca have played some of the laziest games in the liega so far
barking up the wrong tree is what you are
not interested!
dont care its not 2008
shan't