/brit/

ENOUGH

therapy

Take it to reddit

STIGMAAAAAAAATA

those are royal puppies???

Jannard absolutely insistent we use the last three posts in the thread due to shortages

kek

millennial giddily lapping at his girlfriend's used (by other men) cummy sloppy pussy then frowning when he hears other men say they don't eat pussy

That balding 23 year old who watches BBC porn haha this meme's for you

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please stop posting

I used the wrong word

Millennial stating his biggest strength as his pussy eating skills in his Tinder bio

they are still seething lmao the debate is over lads

Had to watch this movie when I was in high school, fucking made me sick to my stomach watching this literal negro worship "film". The black football player actually ended up suing the white parents who adopted him and now they are broke haha

I am sorry but I am not gonna be respect some whore my dad decided to date from the strip club. Imagine being such a pussy whipped bastard that a girl who's 25 years younger than you can control you

imagine sterilising all of Africa

every post you make is effeminate whining about stupid shit that you could easily fix i think you're just a gutless faggot

take a chill stroll (i'm grounded)

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American high school is just designed to instill worship of the negro
It’s basically a temple and we’re all acolytes learning the mysteries of the negro

goog

And the holocaust

rorke unmasked

haha you're socially retarded
I expect you'll get choked out many more times in your life as well as knocked out
oh well

stop being so sexually frustrated and just have sex

The black football player actually ended up suing the white parents who adopted him and now they are broke haha

proofs?

Based billy gates is working to make this a reality

if you can’t find a girlfriend in the modern era you’re a certified retard

exactly it’s not hard, it’s actually one of the most normal things a human can do

*hoots*

I am not gonna be respect

no you're certainly not

Have learned that women “approaching” or flirting in a club or bar is them standing sort of close to you awkwardly waiting for you to chat with them

spent 30 mins using AI to create a system for something specific (doxxable info) and he was genuinely amazed by it

told him id been working on it in my free time aha

Sir WASPI Women

I know this guy

ktim

tuvalu niggas crying their eyes out

He's stronger than the walls

Oher filed a lawsuit alleging that Leigh Ann and Sean Tuohy never actually adopted him, but instead created a conservatorship which gave them legal authority to make business deals in his name.

bit fucked up that

we all have a little mousenonce in us

millennials are disgusting

posted up in my incel smungeon farting

Girls used to ask me out in school but since I've had no such luck. (Never had a gf either)

Is he still around
Been waiting for some infection from poor hygiene to kill him off

i reckon mousenonce is hung
just a feeling

That film really kick started the whites adopting black children meme in the 2010s, I hope the white parents end up fucking homeless tbqh

you jus know he got that good retard cock
that barbaric downie dick

is mental that out of all the named posters here a mentally ill unhygienic piss bottle schizo is the most charming

Was my experience too but I’ve had several gfs and now am single again and getting more comfortable trying to pursue women or chat with them out of the blue in a bar.
Issue I haven’t quite got around is when they’re in a group, which the vast majority are, I don’t really know how to get in there

thoughts on Chester?

fr tho the rest are either malicious or just insanely unlikeable

My favorite reddit is r/greenandpleasant

have always found this quite fascinating personally

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just made another fine addition to my shart wall

millennial thinking walking to the shops is a workout then scoffing his face with a tub of cupcakes as a reward

good vocalist

laughed irl at this one

Andor any good?

cupcakes

FOY

reckon you could add lettuce to a stir fry? feels a bit cheeky but i think it might work

wanking to prozzard adverts online again

kiss me

Anyone watched Wolf Hall?
wtf was with this second season
It’s all blacks and shit in Tudor England. S1 from like six years ago didn’t have any of that

us 5'9 kings will inherit the earth

no
stir fry needs slick hardsoft vegetables and lettuce is frail and grainy textured

China could take America in a fight to the death right now I reckon. And that increases in likelihood year on year

Hello dearest

For long I have admired you from afar

*flicks you away with a single finger like a flea*

adultwork has some absolute filth on there just grimy slags offering unprotected sex and shit
brits can’t suffer
doesn’t seem to any equivalent site for continental europe

millennial getting raped up the arse by bzc

Has there ever been any good Irish philosophers?

Me, a qt lil Portuguese gf, and a nice little villa in the azores. Imagine it lads.

why fight when they can just wait it out as the west kills itself?

Crazy how celebrating VE Day will be illegal soon

t'be sure or not t'be sure
that is the question

yeh loads

doubt it i reckon they could hold them off though

As it should be, the good guys lost.

all well and good until she starts nagging and hitting you. Latina girlfriends are a fucking nightmare

They’re all Anglo Protestants so no

Irish philosophers

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Say something to encourage me on my incelwalk lads

I like a spitfire type meself

big bearded millennial chads giving zoomer twinks headlocks

*slrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfpfrpfpfpfppfpfpfpppppppppp*

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She's so petite and white looking

White women nag too and they’re usually not as hot
I need a med wife

big bearded millennial chads giving zoomer twinks headlocks

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Millennial spreading his soft fat pudgy arse for the lean defined-abbed Big Zoomer Cock

new zealanders be like: fush n chups

bet that room stinks

what does the last slice of pizza see from the microwave?

isnt it middle of the night there

Uh oh what if the big baddie monster started swinging her fists around LOL

wouldn’t it be feesh n cheeps

theres currently a secret arms race where usa russia and china are trying to weaponise ufos and put warheads on them

theres also a battle in the US where the private sector are now aware of ufos and are trying to get them out of the governments hands and exploit them, there are people in the government on their side because they cant make progress on it due to lack of manpower and secrecy, and on the other side are the old guard spooks who have a stake in aerospace companies and have done illegal things to keep ufo material in theirs and the governments hands so they are against disclosure

*slrrrrrrrrrrffrfrfrfsfsfsrfsrfpfprpfprpfppppppppppp*

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Hello! I am a millennial born in 1996 - I wank to WMAF porn and I love talking to talking to new people and I also vape every fucking day and I eat okay but I go the gym so I dont look like complete shit and I still have a full set of hair on my head at the age of 29.

Ok fella that’s enough internet for you for one day I reckon

ktim except I don’t vape

lamb for tea x

love talking to talking to new people

absolutely seething hurried fingers typed this post

have you ever heard a kiwi talk in your life

Ktim

never heard any of this before but i wholeheartedly believe it now unironically

Stick the bastarding pink floyd on

no i was replacing the stuff on the pasta and must have passed over that. haha what am i like x

I wank to WMAF porn

and I love talking to talking to new people

eat okay but I go the gym so I dont look like complete shit and I still have a full set of hair on my head at the age of 29.

all based

nope

can we all go back to sharty

Put a baby carrot on the vibrating rod that powers the head of my phillips sonicare toothbrush and then just stuck it up my arse while wanking
came buckets tbf

got the food 'tism. if i bite broccoli and then eat something i enjoy right after it, i wont enjoy the food i normally enjoy, because my brain is still thinking of the terrible broccoli.

The first man to walk on the surface of Mars will be a chinaman, how does this make you feel?

havent heard that one before

only like their first album

Alri toddler

walking my faggot freak dog

no one here likes you

Growing my hair out so I look like this

Hello! I am zoomer born in 2002 - I wank to BBC porn and and scared of talking to women and I also vape every fucking day and I eat like shit and I look like shit and I have a receding hairline even though I'm only 22

Alri Syd

Give me a leftypol meme

Will be putting my penis inside my girlfriend tonight

All my niggas nazis nigga

remember before covid when we used to bully out all the jf's shitting up our threads
good times

based Zoomerchad

I think you might just be retarded

:D

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i literally said that in the post. you must be retarded too.

Do you fetishise brown people, /brit/ ?
Pic not related, of course

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Zoomers fuck. Millennials play with legos or some shi

fork handles

watching cooking progammes. love watching a nice dinner being made on the telly. very relaxing.

got the food 'tism. if i bite broccoli and then eat something i enjoy right after it, i wont enjoy the food i normally enjoy, because my brain is still thinking of the terrible broccoli.

word retarded appears a grant total of zero (0) times in this post

retard

you think autism isn't a retardation? are you retarded?

*fingers your brain*

autism is autism
being a retard is being a retard
two very different things

Remember when that guy tried to force everyone to post in Anon Babble and we just dropped it after we got hacked.

hey come on now we don't say that here

do you know about youtuber steve1989?

autistic people are retards mate come on
grown men watching my little pony and shit

thanks for confirming that you ARE a retard

chunky camgirl is on
get in

very depressed about how unattractive my gf is but we're getting a house together so lm stuck now

just makes me angry that i can't eat it when i watch that shite then see the gormless presenters stuffing their faces as if they know they're cockteasing everyone watching. genuinely think it's some masochist sadism foodsex play people enjoy watching

at least I'm not autistic

theres the lancaster
old girl
should have had spitfires with it as well
looked lonely up there by itself

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yes you are lol

freak hair unless you're a 6'1+ handsome movie actor

*nicks your favourite spoon*

i said cooking

decided to work today in exchange for more holiday

still got steaming last night with you lads

'worked' from home and took a single 30 minute call

everyone was off so was just playing vidya and checking teams every 30 minutes

all wrapped up nice and early now

have basically STOLEN a day back from toilberg with my antics

don't be so ridiculous everyone knows piper at the gates of dawn is the best pink floyd album

bruce!!

post a pic of her

what we talking lad, is she a fat girl?

did the biggest whopper poo ever just now

if shes physically unattractive but you also find her soul unttractive then you should unironically break up with her mate

ever shag her up the arse?

ok like this then

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i just make the thing if it's good enough. or i take a bit of what they've done and apply it to what i make. never really thought about getting frustrated cos i can't eat it. i can if i want to and now i know how.

might get one of those charlie bigham curries for tea

freak hair unless you have a god tier 1% jawline

Saw a fat girl on the train earlier who would 100% be a 9/10 if she lost the weight, you can see her facial structure is gorgeous under the flab and she had lovely blonde hair
Very sad indeed but it also gives food for thought: do you get involved with a plumper with potential like this, and motivate her to exercise, introduce her to healthy eating etc, and then end up with a stunner within a year?

she's so fucking fit it is unreal
mental how she was a literal prozzie for years before going into porn

my reheated chicken is very chewy

grim lad. my best m8 had something similar. i told him to get out now when he told me but he said he didn't think anyone else would put up with him so he'll just stay with her. sort of oh well that's the rest of my life then. cannot fathom that kind of thinking.

yea it's tragic
as for your question, there's always the risk of her trading up despite all your investment

millennials love their BLACKED

mmm I think you're just being silly

That is not mental at all is it?

zoomers love their BLACKED

mental a woman who has sex for money would have sex for money

think its more gen z that are drifting to being BLACK ONLY and that is a good thing

How do you shag her if you find her that attractive?

boomers love their BLACKED

I almost bagged a fattie just like this.

part of being an adult is understanding your partner is as much of a business partner as they are a lover to you.

unattractive*

love a 2 personer to meself
they're so nice. wish i was having one tonight now
love em

Play us a tune on your tuba Marko

usually the other way round isn't it?
you do porn and then start selling encounters for £££

Crazy how the fucking D-Day operation launched from Britain but somehow authorities can't get a handle on migrants crossing in some shitty boats

doesn't fatness cause permanent damage to the body though?
stretch marks and the like
is it even worth such an investment

Fascism is the political ideology of choice for all those with Latin blood flowing through their veins

wagiefreaks be like

always amazed to see people walk into a disaster but continue walking just not to rock the boat / too scared to say no and walk into the unknown.

you reap what you sow

Starting to get the more classical view of marriage as a property and business based transaction to facilitate heirs and having romance and love outside of that of marriage
The human heart is too fickle to ensure love in a stable marriage

No it’s not worth it, because any bloke a fat girl will settle for isn’t up to the standard she wants to attract when she’s gone up in value by getting slim

do you get involved with a plumper with potential like this, and motivate her to exercise, introduce her to healthy eating etc, and then end up with a stunner within a year?

no because she'll realise her worth and leave you.
this shit never works lol

- the raped

i have put the bastarding pink floyd on

was down there today saw the flyby pretty cool

shitloads of police around

Moreover be wary of women undergoing any change in their life even if you initiated it
Every relationship I’ve been in where the woman has ended it was triggered by some new circumstances in her life like new job, moving elsewhere, school, etc.

germany must be fuming

Scruffy bitch!

very hattable post this

hate when its sunny and the incelwalk is busy

ROIGHT
Off on my incelwalk. Too many yanks about

Only oldfags remember 4channel

went on an incelwalk and saw 3 separate bbc+snowbunny couples

Never been a issue in my life because I mostly just punch or slap people who try that shit with me

what's wrong with just having a wife

wife = washing ironing fucking etc.

saw that on 90 day fiance UK

autoglass repair

gimme a call mate im out on mine and bored

this once happened to me at work and I had to walk around with a jumper tied around my waist all day.

beautiful pale bum

evidently incel walk

incelwalk yourself to the brothel brother

HUH

YEAH

YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA!

So it's brown

mental how you'll never look as good as them no matter how much you spend

They call me Jamie Lannister because I fuck my sister

get some off vinted

New gimmick - plastic couch. how we feeling about this one?

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is it true that women look for men who are like their fathers while men look for women who are like their mothers?

do people not realise they're still gonna look dated and shit years down the line

yeah? you watch Love Island too?

my dream gf is the opposite of my mother desu

There are no games to play lads

The Latin race is spanish, Portuguese, italian, and French

Expedition 33 just came out and is french turn based JRPG kino

nope that got too boring

90 day fiance has all the action

No I definitely look for women that are the opposite of my mother

what women look for

Don’t care

i played thank goodness you're here last weekend. quite enjoyed it.

t. furniture salesman who is angry people can preserve their stuff forever and don't have to buy new furniture all the time

If he wasn’t famous he would be on here posting about incel walks instead of 10/10 women shagging him for a share of the spotlight

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yanks getting a bit uppity
might pop the filter on to remind them that they are guests in this general

there's always competetive multiplayer games

Oblivion remaster and the new doom game

Everyone on these shows is an attention whore looking for fame and getting onto other shows. Don't know how anyone with a brain watches this drivel. It's mong brainmush slop.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FILTER

have wasted literally the entire day wanking, yet again, might go to a therapist because god damn I have an addiction

have you ever been someone's house who has furniture like this? its ascuffed and makes loads of noise when you try sitting or moving

What’re women like in Austria and Germany
They easy to chat up? Or do they not like being approached?

i love being a cuck!

energy radiates from him like benevolence would from an angel

Anyone here going to a therapist is completely insane and needs sectioning

true

your cock must look like a peperami sausage

nowt wrong with it as long as the other bits of your life don't slip because of it

Wow that’ll show them lad, their messages unseen by an individual who is a complete irrelevance in this world yep got them

Work with a complete mong

past his probation for ages

never turns up late or misses a day

he's thick as fuck so he can only do basic stuff

even fucks that up sometimes

asks for reassurances on every little thing

irritates the shit out of all the managers

doesn't take criticism well, gets extremely defensive

he's also really arrogant

talks down to and belittles every new starter

did it to me until I basically told him to fuck off

he's been working out for a year so now he wants to become a life coach/personal trainer

he tells people things like "today is the first day of the rest of your life" and thinks they're really profound statements

he also talks like he's five years old

manager has wanted him gone for ages but doesn't have a good excuse

I'm glad I don't work with him often because he's one of the most annoying people I've ever met

entire chat is full of feminist women worshippers

cancer

not reading all that sorry

still no sidemen sunday

they fall off bruh

Whats your job?

didn't click

alright chat what we talking about then

Jizz mopper on porn sets

women are the most amazing beings that ever existed
kill all men

BBC

i just had dinner and am now thinking about running a bath. need to do the bins.

can't spot irony can you?

watching employed womans youtube channel, she reviews energy drinks

Chuck us the link then

VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY VE DAY

WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR WE WON THE WAR

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

mong

You've responded to mr Stamer himself.