/med/ + frens

Positive edition
Got rid of his bad habits:

Good morning, sisters.
Wanted to make a racist edition but one of the posters would have beat me up (in minecraft) so I changed my mind.

You are a duck.

Good morning /med/.

Dreamt that a flight attendant looking like pic rel gave me her number and asked me on a date.
Waking up was grim.

Monday

The key to start enjoying mondays is to have your preferred gym day on monday.
I do bench singles on mondays, so I want mondays to come.

The day after vacations started extremely well.
Started at 6am to prepare for some samples for a new product, and the fuckers from r&d said they weren’t ready so they cancelled the samples.
So I sent an email basically telling them to fuck off and that from now on we’ll do everything on our terms, or we’re or doing anything at all and they can eat dirt and not have their shiny new product on the market. This decision was totally unilateral.
Eagerly awaiting the girl boss to fuck me for it.

Might risk it and walk the road without a sidewalk.

I did it before anyway.

Based duck

the Alexamenos graffito, also called the blasphemous graffito, from around the year 200AD is often cited as the oldest known depiction of Jesus
it was carved onto the walls of the Paedagogium, (boarding school) for imperial page boys, presumably by a pagan boy/group of boys as a way to bully a Christian pupil named Alexamenos. It depicts Alexamenos next to a crucified person with the head of a donkey, next to it in Greek "ΑΛΕ ΞΑΜΕΝΟϹ ϹΕΒΕΤΕ ΘΕΟΝ. ϹΕΒΕΤΕ" - "Alexamenos worships [his] god".
a reply was found in another room of the same boarding school, presumed to have been written by another third party in defence of Alexamenos, the inscription is in Latin instead of Greek and it reads "ΑΛΕξΑΜΕΝΟϹ FIDELIS" - "Alexamenos is faithful" or "Alexamenos the faithful"

history moves ever forward but people remain the same, it seems like school bullying was already a thing 1800+ years ago, and that's pretty interesting.

Good day med, am back from a small rooning session at the pond, they put all the water back. But this time there was cow feces around the pond and it smelt poo poo bad.

Weird as fuck gym sesh.
Found out that I can only pause bench 60 kgs for 4 reps. Here comes the weird thing, I can also only pause bench 50 kgs for 4 reps. Fuck rotators, piece of shit muscle.
Then I casually added 2,5 kgs and one more rep (5 total) on the chest press machine and even managed to add another 2,5 kgs, but I only hit 2 reps so I'm not counting that. Then I casually added 5 reps to my db shoulder press since next sesh a week ago (from 4 to 9 reps). How the fuck did I more than double my reps in one sesh? Then I casually added 2,5 kgs to my triceps pushdown with the bar attachment and added 1 or 2 more rep on top of increasing the weight.
What the actual fuck.

since next sesh a week ago

Unc forgot to take his meds

I hate old men.

youtube.com/watch?v=MqGrCzqtNgY
What did they do to you ?

Ruined my walking routine.

How ?

Looking at me like I'm about to rob them, and overhearing asking who am I, and all that. To be fair, I was fed up of going to those parts so I wanted a change to begin with, but there's problems everywhere I look.

Next time tell them they look too poor to be a rob target

They didn't say anything, but I hate the staring, and I know that they'd eventually talk to me. But anyway, they're not an issue because as I said, I wanted to switch routes anyway. So, now I either walk through a less-than-safe road or

The other day when I was walking I crossed the street several times to avoid walking behind women, because I thought they would think I'm trying to attack them or something

In the past when I've tried to overtake women while walking, they sometimes look behind as if you're about to attack them. I remember one of them literally just stopped walking altogether and stared at me as I walked past.

(brainfart)
A rougher path that while challenging, it slows me down and I don't like that. A 3rd possible route which I tried and would be preferable than the rougher one but there's also an issue with the possibility of encountering a vehicle and not having space to go aside.
I overtake slow walkers all the time. I hate being held back by them.

I overtake slow walkers all the time. I hate being held back by them.

Yeah same. But if it's a woman I'm overtaking then they seem to think I want to attack them (obviously I don't). So now I just cross the street to avoid them.

Additionally, I do not wish to be walking around like an idiot like I used to do in a previous route in the rough are, so that's out of the question.

I never thought that they might think that.

I just get suspicious looks so that's what I concluded. I think I look pretty normal but maybe they're just suspicious of young men in general.

Around as in, almost doing laps.

They should remake it in a modern setting but replace the dudes with hot sorority members.

Maybe you look scary.

I'm only positive to spite the Demiurge. I know it makes him furious when I'm happy despite the circumstances he's placed me in.

Got my CAF neetbux, 135€ sure feels good

Allow me to interject because it is worth noting that the entity which is known as demiurge is not upset.
The lack of repeating digits confirms this.

getting paid at the beginning of the month

France is a strange and unusual place.

Allow me to interject because it is worth noting that the entity which is known as demiurge is not upset.

Is that so? Well then, I guess he won't mind if I keep enjoying myself then.
Also, the dubs were a coincidence.

It's not a pay, it's just neetbux

I don't know the point of everything I've mentioned so far to begin with. This weight loss thing is a losing battle. I am slowly losing control over my eating habits again.

bullying isn't good, not even when girls do it

once a fatass, always a fatass

I've gone through periods of weight loss before, but I can never sustain it in the long-term. I always lose momentum and eventually gain it back because I don't really have anything else in my life, I get bored, and eating is one of my few pleasures.

You made it through winter though, which is very impressive. I could never lose weight at that time of year, because the cold turns my stomach into a black hole that's never satisfied.

During winter, I gained more than I have lost.

are you related to the absolute unit guy

All British people are related to each other, although I cannot trace my lineage back to him directly.
Well, at least it'll be easier now that it's warmer and the seasonal decline of our appetites has begun.

decline of our appetites has begun.

Haha.

/walk/ general

Every human is related to each other

The term peripatetic is a transliteration of the Ancient Greek word peripatētikós, meaning 'of walking' or 'given to walking about'.[1] The Peripatetic school, founded by Aristotle,[2] was actually known simply as the Peripatos.[3] Aristotle's school came to be so named because of the peripatoi ('walkways', some covered or with colonnades) of the Lyceum where the members met.[4] The legend that the name came from Aristotle's alleged habit of walking while lecturing may have started with Hermippus of Smyrna.[5]

"We're all related" until it's time to share lottery winnings or hand out wedding invitations, I guess.

More like roon general for me

All can be traces back to HELLAS

It is what it is

I started running a little but I only last like 200 metres, then I start running out of breath or my legs start hurting, hope I can progress in a few weeks

Holy mother of brainrot
youtube.com/watch?v=KNwd_zw6Xis

I had no problems walking in and out of huge freezers that were set at like -20C

I kneel.
However, I woolk in short shorts and short sleeve t-shirts even when it's 0 celsius outside. I'm sure people think I'm retarded.

I think you were not yet on this planet the last time I wore shorts. Imagine letting other people see your bare legs.
You are either brave or foolish, or some potent mixture of both.

Well, you were like 10 when I was born (mental, I know).

You are either brave or foolish, or some potent mixture of both.

I have nice legs as I lift and roon. Not showing them off would be a sin.

Imagine letting other people see your bare legs.

What's wrong with this?

What the hell do you do during summer then?

I should visit some female orthopedist :D

I am slowly losing control over my eating habits again.

What we are talking about is a process, not a state. Don't worry, in a few days positive habits will return, moments of weakness are natural

today is VE day
why are you here instead of out there with your mates celebrating the glory of the British Empire?
youtube.com/watch?v=uodY86VP11E
go on lad, God save the King