/brit/s only. No foreigners allowed
poo smells lmao
jamey needs to get a fucking grip of himself
bvmo
cant stop me from immigrating into this thread
don't care
look at you clever clogs making your own website
brexit means brexit
cheers
no icelander would want to leave that paradise for here
nth for the gyaldem
not sure this counts as /brit/
they're sending me down to fight the gay porn monster tomorrow
Sauce pls?
You know who's a great actor (I'm british by some metrics). Sean Penn.
got tiktok sounds stuck in my head
will you fall?
if you see me out in Quahog, say hi.
dried fucking yolk on the chest of my jumper all day from fucking breakfast this morning and nobody told me. all fucking day.
everydayyelise
she's live on twitch x
this is mental. wish i was a batman.
so you were the fellow posting on crystal cafe
that remains to be seen
Ty!!
she's grim
I dont trust people born in the 21st century
just witnessed a poo being perpetrated
1000 quid for 7 day cruise around the med
not bad
that says 1095
Don't see the appeal. Spending most of the time on a fancy boat instead of seeing places sounds pointless.
xx
she was a meta egirl, pic related
If you could go on a free week's holiday anywhere where would you choose?
(◠‿◠)
only day 2 is sailing
rest of the days it is docked at port the whole day so you can explore the cities
any hateful little goblins in
japan
not that little
noticed sack tranny has stopped posting once she realised chatgpt was collecting her infomation
was it your own? or the poo of another?
any hairless british twink in?
more of a spiteful fat troll me
The makers of Breaking Bad used 62 episodes to tell a slightly worse version of a story Steely Dan told in 4m38s in Kid Charlemagne. If you watched Breaking Bad, you lost.
it was a vile act
genshin
honkai star rail
zone zenless zero
wuthering winds on my phone
can't update apps cause of they need like 30gb of free space
get a microSD card
can't format it to phone
can't move applications to microSD card
WTH since when?
phones have lost great features in recent years in exchange for useless gimmicks
I miss her, it's good for us all to have a feminine presence around
space
could murder a tray of chicken goujons
Why does it feel like everything is failing, miserable and declining?
I think it's time to admit I have a pornography addiction
coarrrrr yaeh
Goujon nonce really makes me sick sometimes
because it is
chicken gooch ons as i call them
recently got into cod nuggets myself, buy a packet every time I'm in Sainos
Yes, many indicators suggest that the UK has experienced a decline in quality of life over the past few years, though the extent and causes can vary depending on the metric used. Here are some key areas to consider:
1. Cost of Living and Inflation
The UK has faced high inflation, especially since 2022, with food, energy, and housing costs rising sharply.
Wages have not kept pace with inflation for many workers, reducing real income and purchasing power.
2. Healthcare Strain (NHS)
The National Health Service (NHS) is under severe pressure with long waiting times, staffing shortages, and strikes.
Access to timely healthcare has declined for many citizens.
3. Housing Crisis
Housing affordability remains a major issue, particularly in urban areas like London.
Rising rents and high property prices have put home ownership out of reach for many.
4. Public Services and Infrastructure
Cuts to local services over the past decade have affected public transport, libraries, and social care.
Infrastructure investment has lagged behind in some areas compared to European peers.
5. Brexit Impact
Brexit has led to trade frictions, labor shortages (especially in agriculture, hospitality, and healthcare), and regulatory uncertainty.
It has also reduced opportunities for UK citizens to live, work, or study across the EU with ease.
6. Mental Health and Social Well-being
Mental health concerns have risen, especially post-COVID, with younger generations particularly affected.
Social isolation and economic anxiety are frequently cited as contributing factors.
cheers anonGPT
Haha boobie pixel :P
japan
the so called gf
might go to fopp to pick up some dvds tomorrow
want to get something my rohmer, maybe something chinese as well
scratching my head over some recent posts in this thread
farting like a madman but still no poo
drank some water just then
in bed me
ktim
finishing up a glass of sparkling san pello
this will scare the bejesus out of ya
youtube.com
sucking a leche personally
brits don't drink ice water because they don't have ice makers
someone should have been sued for her death
Cruises are morally wrong
got an american fridge that spits out ice, never been an issue. can buy ice in the supermarket
no ponies
buy ice
Oh
My
Days
get the choons on lad
youtube.com
Got an ice cube tray. I fill it with water and put it in freezer and it turns into ice. Physics or something
whats morally wrong about a riding a vessel on water
yeah toms done some dubious stuff in the past
Would occasionally visit kohlchan/int/ during the Anon Babble downtime.
Not that bad imo, except for the cunnyposting
gettng real sick of hearing about this tower when there are real issues happening right now.
Remember when P&O sacked all their british staff and replaced them with indians and noone cared
wonder when f1nn5ter will de-troon
Britain is a hard country to live in if you're a Sensitive Young Man.
Full of ugly shambling foreign biomass milling around in their pointless and inhuman existence, full of ugly buildings, full of graffiti and crumbling roads, full of louts and tattooed degenerates, full of obnoxious "people" blasting out music.
We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture. We need Aryan conquest worldwide. We need depopulation of Asia and Africa.
Late one steamy summer evening
The inevitable came to be true
The screams ran down from the tower
There was nothing the firemen could do
just been watching love on the spectrum on Netflix and there’s no way most of the people here who claim to have Autism actually have it. You’re too clued up and functional, I reckon it’s just an excuse for 98% of incels.
evil jew corporations
use loads of fuel
unload all their shit into the sea
Staffed by pakis and Filipinos
all registered in places like panama or sierra leone so they pay no taxes and are subject to that countries laws and regulations
just grim
>just grim
who are you quoting
yh let's just ignore that the uk has had a low class brutalisy white chav concrete shithole culture since the 70s/80s that made the way for the state it's in now. bet trainspotting is one of your favourite films
Distortus Rex
Key word is spectrum. Obviously those on that show are generally on the deeper end. You can have mild forms of autism that let you function normally in general day-to-day life but people can tell there's something "off" about you
The best and most important source. Myself
it's fucking gay that the one month im free i have no money until my paycheck or bennies come in, legit can't do anything other than damage
The summer of 92
so who the kids gon' listen to? huh?
i guess wee if it isn't poo
and you say it was revealed to you in a dream, sir?
Yeah, a lot of people diagnosed with autism are just bad at social skills, have eccentric interests, or have developed maladaptive behaviors. There's a lot of overmedicalization and "autism" is a get out of jail free card that excuses bad but normal behavior.
cutting vaxxies fibre cables
i got an eroction during my sports massage and the woman laughed at me
throwing copper wire over power lines
really not a fan of girls calling themselves baddies
not a fan of anyone doing so in fact except perhaps gyally demmies lad on occasion
watching sacked trannies youtube channel
so basically, lads, what's happened is that I've never in my life had smelly feet but then a fortnight ago I wore the same socks to work for three days and now my tootsies fucking reek permanently
merked myself didnt I lol
You tried washing them?
yeah
Im all out of ideas then
probably the smell got in your shoes and now whwnever you wear those shoes it transfers the smell onto your feet
Not one (1) mention of immigration
corrr
How do I get an advance from uc ?
the scran
wonder what lewis the loaf is doing right now? bet the poor lad thought the heat was off him now but we'll never let it go.
Started watching peep show. Good stuff
tfw
fucked it
give you megacancer that muck
perfectly normal
The ominous miasma it gives off makes me not want it
come in lewis, over
we're watching you lewis, over
we are infants in our own history when will we be able to just assemble it from base elements
Suddenly half the jokes on here will make sense
Alone for the next week and have the house to myself but shall not be doing anything different since I'm a shut-in, you see
chance'd be a fine thing
poo with the door open
you deserve it big guy
lewis quaking in his boots whenever the door bell goes
Miquita Oliver's musky tuppence
is every celebrity in the UK a munter?
I will NOT eat the sludge
Start talking to yourself
you WILL eat the gunge
check out her mother
alri dave benson phillips
twenty nine year olds
:)
catberg hasn't come inside yet
don't know how people can live with their parents past 18
the second i could move it i did, even though i was skint a lot of times id still far rather have my own digs
even when i go visit i can only do a day then im anxious to gtfo
it's because you have a loose cunt, grandma
wtf
the smell will waft throughout the house!
Sounds like you have a bad relationship with them anon. You should cut contact with them
lads
today i hung out with large breasted tall blonde girl
i think she likes me
Because I hardly have to pay anything, get cooked meals, and my life would be significantly more grim if I lived alone
dw he’s probz just enjoying the cool air xx
can we use another suffix that isn't antisemitic
yeah, hope so.
doors been open since 7
just hope he's alright
i don't think i do, maybe i do and i don't know it
breastly walsh
how do you deal with coming home from a night sexually frustrated?
can we use another suffix that isn't antisemitic
live at home
have more money
live with other people
pay less to live
live by yourself
have less money
feel alone everyday
pay more to live
will impress retards who think living by yourself is some hallmark of being "independent"
yeah not gonna bankrupt myself just so i can impress some slag who will ghost me after a month of talking.
I look like this
I'm always sexually frustrated
actually, I'm Little Alex
Egirl I've been obsessing over lately got a boyfriend. Gutted.
name's Axel, I'm a certified hassle
Chasin' your girl like a wolf or a jackal
Click-clack—feds pull up, try to shackle
Me before I loot, no time for the raffle
Step in court clean, tailored suit, yeah
Grinnin’ at the judge like, "What’s the truth here?"
He throw time, but I don't flinch, I’m free mentally
Your boy got a grudge ‘cause I kill it so relentlessly
Someone help me make this better
all of them have boyfriends.
women are retarded and need a man to pimp themselves out.
do you really think belle delphine was doing all that by herself? she was a dumb bint who didnt understand anything about marketing. her boyfriend told her to do everything.
big virge vibes from this post.
rare 00:00:00 post
shouldve asked for a happy ending
colombian tings, so sexy
CULOmbia
idiot
laughing shoes
I am going to post the mouse in 7 days when my ban is over
If you ban me I will post it again
You need to understand this now because I am going to do it over and over. Also this is an imageboard and the moderation is getting triggered over images
I am going to post the images in 7 days and I will continue to post the other images too. Stop making up bullshit excuses and or avoiding avatarfags and ykjr duties
chortle chortle
After 12 years of being a social recluse I'm feeling like getting back into the mix. Discord a good starting point, boys?
got the fish locker vids on
Reckon it would be a cool gimmick to get all of the posts from 00:00:00 to 24:24:24 in a day, or maybe just each hour.
look what you've done
lmaoooo man said 24:24:24
anyone in leeds LS6 wanna ceom to mine and get drunk?
mad how girls even in a relationship are constantly looking for an upgrade to their current partner
Yeah go on then
/brit/s only. No foreigners allowed
Just breaking the law.
How did society ever psyop us into believe women are the emotional, empathetic gender? They're much more ruthless than men in most respects
rorke at karaoke singing:
you know it's true,
everything you do,
you do it for jews
I could actually do this but its too late right now.
5 guys suckin eachotha's dicks? they makin' hamburgers
yea ok. email [email protected] ur number.
if ur real im down
I'm not real haha
I'm in bed in Carlisle, just wanted to trick you haha
well when the only woman you've met is your mum then I suppose it's only normal to assume every woman is just like her
How did society ever psyop us into believe women are the emotional, empathetic gender?
Everyone had to play their role in society.
Women are emotional and empathetic to their children.
Now they have the freedom to do what they want. It's just their true nature.
gay
see
ni-ger
classic Carlislian humour
if every woman was like my mom the world would be a very autistic place
Who here has a natural musical ability?
I'm actually not from Carlisle at all
Its another trick!
for real mate, it's my throwaway email from some retard I used to know
i do a little bit
all women should behave as though they are my mum
mandem down, mandem down
please send all available katy relief squads to the gherkin at once
I repeat mandem down
good news guys, the drug medicine worked and the patient was cured. Another win for Doctor House
often wank to anime girls with willies but irl troons? cant do it
My great grada was English so I consider myself British
I've never gone out with an asian girl, what are they like?
fuck i want to shag tall big breasted friend so bad
she said she's not single
lies!!
that's mental
mad, even
excellent
docile and tight
when i have a gf i have to be with her all the time
she needs to be hanging off me like some kind of lingering odour
Cool.
What was his story?
Even sleep with her in the same bed and all that? That's crazy it's like your married
one day she'll smell the fish
another day she'll smell the shit
nig u were offered a friend and didnt take the chance.
enjoy the rest of ur life on brit
My great grada was English so I consider myself British
I'm sorry i tricked you. It was not called for.
never mind the drug medicine actually made the patient worse and now it's life or death. Also Wilson is here
We got a confession.
sounds like u r a nigger to me.
i am fart arse bored, gis yerr number or summin
too much work to send my phone number to a throw away email and i'm not a zoomer
in dire need of a crack rock
you cant say that actually
Oh yes willyberg that's it
just spray out in 2 random directions when I take a piss so some gets on my shoe. that's the stuff
sexual frustration is a way of life
Yeah sure
01189998819991197253
? ok. sorry mr starmer
godless orientals
mad how females are the default form of human
tautology
what are they eating?
:/
getting drunk on purpose so that i can sleep all night and time travel to tomorrow
y'all come back now, ya hear?
oh shit im sorry
why the fuck do u mongs like chinkers?
like
what?
well... this is rorke
theyre fit
sorry fer what?
why he be being so derpy thoguh
my black son
my black son
listening to a banging tune
CHIGGIN JOKEY
still no sign of catberg
You cannot post the Pinkie Pies.
janny when he sees mn
wyipo dont wash dey legs
lust provoking image
irrelevant time wasting question
call animal control and any shelters near you
let them know there's a fugitive loose
bill maynard sex arse
Grandma* I actually know almost everyone's in my family but not hers
Not quite, also few Chileans look that brown
oi rorke
um
Probably on a shagging spree it is mating season for them.
you look like you listen to the smiths
LOL
forecast calls for mostly sunny skies all next week
i should have just kissed her, come to think of it
i thought brits were big drinkers
what gives
Well I do actually
thought so. emo gimp
NEVER catch feelings bro
nah!!! we are!!! *downs a pint of spirits to prove it*
t. Gríma Wormtonguez
offered friendship
doesn't want it
will inevitably complain about having no friends
bahhh fuck me; we do it to ourselves, don't we
corn casserole anyone?
Have we spoken before? Because ppl do literally call me Grima
Have we spoken before? Because ppl do literally call me Grima
Also, my surname is Italian
More so Goth
if i ever saw you in the street id immediately start swinging
It's a cool name, mate
You got licence for that?
That just looks like cornbread with actual corn in it
it looks quite a bit more moist actually and is probably sweeter as well