/brit/

Aim for the Top edish

how many from mo salad tomorrrow?

*scratches you with my long toenail*
sorry bout that

white lightning and crack my lad

kino
mad how it mogs every other gainax anime into oblivion

too many many men
too many men

thanks for tranny porn link lad
i had a good wank but feel shame now

if you watch anime you rape children, simple as.

agreed, I always liked it more than Evangelion or FLCL

in the german general we're obsessed with this woman. do you think she's attractive?

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it's none of anyone's business what I do

hallooooo wahey

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she's okay but we prefer Italian

neon genesis evangelion was so retarded, cannot understand how people think it's deep. first few episodes were identical shite about some people in robots fighting other robots. then towards the end it got all 16-year-old-tier pHiLoSoPhiCal

lousy smarch weather

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let's see more angles

isn't it just one freak spamming?
we have a few of those here

he'll be joining keys and gray in doha

woah is that heckin anime from the 90S??

certainly attractive yes but I would need to see more before I decide to start simping for she

it's about the gospel i think

snooker academy in Saudia Arabia

Do arabs really like snooker that much? wtf?

1988 to be exact

*enters the thread walking on my two very long front teeth*
wrrhrry lrds

usually takes a rewatch or two to realise why it’s the most popular anime of all time

sir yessir

might shave all my body hair in an attempt to cool myself down

it's a tax thing

why it’s the most popular anime of all time

It's for pedos

*twirls a big dental floss lasso in the air above me and throws it around the teeth, tripping you up*

gio
belissima!

pebbles for lunch

going to have a coffee but think i might get on the booze after that

Shave your beard. They’re played out

peach fluff is what keeps you cool. unless you have a rug of hair you'll just get hotter

two things can be true at once

same
going to the pub later

prefer not to look at images of beautiful women's faces this close up

reminds me that I will never be this close to a woman in real life. Further away is fine though.

It's boring and stupid

many men

wish death upon rorke

i dont really like anime but i might consider watching it ngl
older usually means better (190 if you reply to me with your egyptian vpn i will kill you)

might have some more trout pâté

dutton and the greens both losing their leaders in the same election kek this is brutal

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is this the roman towel boy gay pedophile meme girl

I am free

Why is your election copying ours

people just like the cute girls in it lol

easy peasy under albanese

Easy under Albanese demolishing Kevin07.

It's amazingly directed and animated and only 6 episodes so it's not a big time investment. Has some top tier fanservice too

i'm cashing you out bob

do you have any non-canadian posts to make

many men many many many men wish death pon me

some of these are bangers

go away

same

trying to lure a poo out

My new watch

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thanks

got inthecrack on

nice, I like it

IM SORRY

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I'm beautiful :-)

we need a darkwoke prime minister

sure

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any nudes?

I am what I am
Good

dont get it

she looks better in the other picture but i love german woman look so all good

Thanks mate

what is there to forgive? they didn't do it

MISTAH PROIME MINISTAH
ANDY

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I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

gfs mum has spent £10k a year on her cat the past 3 years, her insurance only covers her up to 7k and the treatment it needs costs £17k

she cant change insurer because of the pre existing condition, her cat is only 6. honestly would fling the cunt if it was me, imagine if it lives to 17 and you have to spend another £100k + on a mongy little cat lmao

only 6 episodes? hardly anything then
what's up with that

rasheed

think how much your parents invested in your and how you turned out

Say something nice for once

is it a fancy breed

i saw a good dog today

better than spending it on a mongy little sperg like you

ok

humiliation

sheeds love cats you dumb cunt
defo not 10k a yr lmao

by the same studio who did evangelion but gunbuster came out before they got really popular

putting expanding foam under my bellend

yer da was in father's for justice

sandwiches

cats deserve respect and dignity
let them die in peace

this week I'm going to be sacked for shagging about

no you creep

inb4 they pander even harder to the right and it makes them even less popular

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Did you get anything for Free Comic Book Day anons?

got the gay porn on

one of my fave jokes from the simpsons australia ep

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phwoar you wouldn't believe the poo i've just had lads

well anyway she's pretty

ed miliband total cock-up

i don't get it

web

expert on sheeds are you

I got coal because i was a naughty boy this year

no pics? for shame, doc

ed miliband bacon sandwich

bought a decorative big wooden bowl but i don't really have anything to put in it

doxxable info

Get some poe purri

WANKING my COCK to GAY PORN

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso, 'Pabs' to his mates

It was actually a pork sandwich. Easy mistake to make for your people Mo.

glad im not one of those mongs obsessed with internet women who will never know they exist

bless you

analysing the corn kernels in your poo with my dexters laboratory machines and triangulating their point of origin to a farm five miles from your house

bit illegal that

nowt wrong with having a muse

Can't relate, my imaginary GF would never do this

Got to go cut the lawns this afternoon

hs?

screaming

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goonfuel

nice slab of fuckmeat

gooning all day

Sick of these rejects and how Anon Babble and don't get me started on reddit encourages this freakish behaviour.

Develop introspection or be an autist

Red is winning tho

HATE them

I keep assorted nuts in mine

We're now 3 weeks away through 50% of 2025 lads.

How's your GF2025 project coming along lads?

If we look at the original schedule, we should be in the regular communications and at least 4 complete dates stage by now.

not this way

Red is winning tho

'Australian Labor Party'

if you find nge something to reflect on i'm afraid you're a bit of an airhead

leftypol getting a stern telling off

whomst?

Its either the toilfu or hingetoil maybe next month
Both dont look good at the mo

Never even spoken to a female.

One thing at a time mate, got a job this year

*greedily opens the lid of the bowl expecting tree nuts but instead finds a bowl filled with hairy throbbing bollocks*
EUGHH

Keep getting adverts from Alessi and Robert Welch home furnishing on my Facebook feed.

Really want to buy a decorative £75 fruit bowl as an upgrade over the £5 one I got from IKEA 8 years ago

*heart sinks as I remember putting the GF2025 card on Trello into a column to hide it out of view and then ended up forgetting about it completely*

ya know you could try and actually think about what he’s saying instead of just firing back some gay reddit quip

concocting a poo

cope

want to get JOB2025 squared away before i start splitting my energy into other projects

You know, the brown biomass

I probably have spoken to a female but on Discord or something and they not have even been real females

constructing a poo

it didn't go german

compiling a poo

never had a girlfriend but I'm only 31 years old so there's still time for me still plenty of time haha

paddle pop up the arse

And people complain it's too expensive to raise a family

conducting a poo

you will NEVER EVER have a gf like picrelated.
how does that make you feel anon?

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pokemon

funny mouth, would not bang

keep your outer-Anon Babble faggot shit to outer-Anon Babble please you autistic cretinoid

I got sunburnt

looks a bit like Bonnie Blue except less bogged

only got the one me

Ive got a small front lawn to do and the larger back lawn
Such a pain being a homeowner

brownoids shouting at each other across the car park

why does biting my inner cheek feel good

funny mouth, would not bang

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you sure they weren't just talking very loudly into mobile phones held out in front of their face?

Possible

this place has ruined my mind
saw a bus full of indians yesterday and “imagine the smell” popped into my head the literal femtosecond my eyes even noticed them

Did you contemplate the aroma?

went on a date in February and it went nowhere. Stopped bothering after that

why would there be indians in aus
australia is a white country

Can she yap?

A perfectly normal reaction

i've been to biking all round india and it smells fine

I have an actually blonde GF

dunno what to do with myself

looking like another coffee is on the cards

errr about that aha

why not have a scone

used to bite my inner lower lip

Yes sir many of the people say each and every bad thing of india
India is great country with clean streets and the hot women

tell me to jerk off

reckon albo’s getting sucked off by the mrs tonight

adding to my collection of pornographic material in preparation for June

it's not without problems of course but i never noticed the smell being one

might move to zwolle

just watched someone go off on a mad one about wokeism because of civilization 7

Might try getting a Chinese gf.

Get a clue and make June zero-goon

the new barclays debit card design is awful

that new chinky everyone is tossing themselves off over is fucking boring shite can’t be arsed to learn all these complex gay magic systems can I

2 more weeks

seriously considering getting off the sofa and doing something

mad how rorkes whole thing is not wanting to be a snowflake when he goes and has an anuerism when he sees a nigger in star wars or some shit

Can't relate, I'm on the first direct train

you are superior

KTWMWCVIIFWR

downloaded a bunch of jav need to get some more

The Parable of the Sower

even Sainsbury’s eggs are the woke yank white ones now it’s so fucking over

whats the deal with this egyptian schizo then

Wondering if I can be buttocked with going to gym today

need to remember to shavetoil tomorrow

Why June?

would literally flee the country if this happened here wtf

You're from Sainsbury's, aren't you?

buttocked

I will try

Playing an autism playground and hiding themselves behind anime
What do you think

Gay that lad x

Mental how none of the old tripfags can come back now

190 on a vpn innit

back in my day all eggs were white
brown eggs are woke nonsense

STAY THERE

It's Toby on holiday

feel horrible and awful i want to be thrown in an incinerator

into*

these nibbas literally trying to get me to rewatch some dumb anime because they think it's intellectual and deep

Good afternoon to all Reformchads

Nazi Germany is the closest any state has come to Ancient Sparta

5'3 and an attitude just rang me up to say I have to come into work tomorrow, omdzzzz

vile

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umm okay

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big fan of old fashioned simple design

lock me up and throw away the key

bit fascist looking init

what about ancient sparta?
also, wasn't the mongolian empire a lot more spartan?

meanwhile other banks are paying some "designer" 60k a year to do a simple geometric pattern

*votes greens*

same

cor yes pls!

*sparks up a spliff*

oy full horribul and orrful i want to be thrown unto an uncunerator cuz

i just take a mental picture of her tits, arse and face and have a wank when i get home

my childhood best mate passed away due to severe heartburn last night, i’m absolutely devastated man i can’t believe gav is gone

normal

gone 2 soon rest in piece angel

oh behave

classic

any scranners of poo?

what is the egyptian flag doing? i'm concused

wouldn't say no to film recommendations for this afternoon

just scranned a poo

………..*uuuuuuurrrrrrrp*

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i have a video of the new zealand mosque shooter POV somewhere, might do another watch

did a 25km incel walk yesterday now I am severely sunburnt and will not be leaving my incel bedroom for the foreseeable future
people like me were just not made for this world

churr

find it hard to believe you walked that far. quick rundown?

good man

I too walk around aimlessly at the weekends because I have no friends and no girlfriend

why not become a gamer?

ayo why chappell roan so stinky?

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conclave film was woke nonsense
they literally made the pope a troon
what a disgrace

Logging on to simpcity for a rather enjoyable Saturday wank.

good man

film idea:comedy with a leslie nielsen clutz characters as hitler where he tries to do the holocaust but forgets the gas and ends up just sending jews into rooms to procreate and make more jews

don't steal content

catberg loves his head scratches

I've never really been into video games. I think what I am longing for is a human connection, a relationship.

I walk around and it means I am seen by other people; it affirms my existence. Obviously no one talks to me when I'm out and I don't actually build any relationships via this activity but it's something. At home in my flat there's no one, it's just me all the time. If I go out walking through the town then I share space with other people, even if only for a few hours.

It doesn't really help though. I know that walking alone through a thronging city centre isn't remotely comparable to walking down the same street sharing stories with a friend or holding hands with a girlfriend. But when you're really lonely you end up doing these weird placeholder activities.

fucking hell bruh no one cares

unironically you need to smoke some weed and fucking relax. find a new thing you enjoy doing because rn i doubt youre having much fun

poo

in

I remember being on Anon Babble when that happened

the street

:DDDDD

Feeling sad

Heathermong!

yuck

erm

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