/brit/

Bond edish

crap bond

would anyone like to contact janny on his mail for comment why he just did that?

because the thread was made early

Nth for the holodem

Arm hurts from wanking

your head was made early mate

got muscles from doing it me

amateur hour

Haven't had a shag in days I'm going NUTS

rizzlers

zoomercide when

kek why would it be the reverse you mong

got chaturbate on

what category?

Any HOI4 players in? I made a meme haha (it's based on me)

Political landscape changed so they have to go back and take all the woke out

prefer playing fun games me

deepthroat

This is so embarrassing
You need a clue pronto

One billion White British people in a global empire connected by airships

they've had the same bird on facialabuse three videos in a row

Wonder what went wrong like

taking a space elevator to the australian lunar colonies

Predictions for when Reform become the government?

might re-enable the ol' canada filter
not seen a worthwhile post in yonks

sexist desu

take a day off, rorke

Phwoar the absolute size of that Manitoban lass there on the eft

corr it'll be just like the tories are back in power

Looks like they already did

broader than broadway

more legal wogs in

Rorke saying he won't buy GTA 6 because women made it, then quietly pre-ordering it from Amazon

it’s mad how consistently horrible they are, in a way it’s even worse than the yanks because at least they’re shit posters by nature, leafs are irony poisoned cunts who think making bad posts on purpose is worthwhile for some reason

nearly forgot to take my magnesium

Redefinition of white British to include India and Pakistan (Aryan homeland)

rural Indonesia soon

Fuck you too Bruce I'm just posting over here and you've developed this psychological profile for an entire nation get a grip

don't like using spotify on desktop

Alri richard

havent had a wank in 3 days and just randomly had cum dribble out my flacid knob

well now you’re angry so i win

did you eeat it?

:(

absolute fucking evil horrible grotesque leviathan anaconda of a poo is wreaking havoc on my tender insides

Just ate 2 (two) mini eggs

get him housed

A 5p Rule 4 deduction has been applied

CUNTTTTTTT

i was wondering um whats the weccomended amount of dedotated wam i should have for server

Any tips on shaving my bum, lads? It's a bit hairy down there and I want to trim it.

Get down the Thai wax and massage

TARMAC THE LAKE DISTRICT
BUILD ENDLESS TOWER BLOCKS
FILL THEM WITH AFRICANS

love waking up catberg and she goes “mrrp”

Alright then
Whats on the agenda for today lads?

Why u acting like you ever go out in the great outdoors anyway. They could tarmac it all and you would never know

Post kot

can't do this as mine passed away ;_;

Putting rorke to bed lads, hush up

Football
Cans
Wanking

I always keep my willy ultra clean no matter what because every few weeks or so gf will surprise me with a blowjob out of nowhere and I don’t want her to ever stop. When I lived alone I would let smeg build up for days, sometimes wouldn’t even wipe my cock after having a piss

umm… gouda night rorke!

Taking 100mg edible later on
Should b fun

Will go to a shop later. I should go to the big shop but I'm feeling fucking lazy today so I might go to the smaller shop because it's closer.

Catberg just put a hole in my favorite pair of shorts that Ive had since I was a teenager
Today is a black day

Why did she do that
Stupid bitch

i belong to jesus

Feel like pure shit just need it back

settle down unc

ooh kinky

going for a big shite here

Why do chinky women ALWAYS have pussy hair like that?
Ive always not found it attractive tbqh

Well that's just lovely isn't it

Worst feeling when your goon bud blocks you after he cums

hate when you’re having a good day and then out of nowhere you remember you’re broke and fat and ugly and bald and gay and have a tiny dick

Have a horrific hairline me, not sure what god was playing at when he was designing me

yeah does put a dampener on things

Hair gets greyer each day lads

I'm not broke or gay

not sure why any man would care about going grey

feel bad because i ran away from a disabled person asking me for help

some people have all the luck

well done dickhead theyre probably dead now

A measly 48 hour break from toil hahahaha

the 'nut

can literally feel my bollocks cooking in my boxers
there's no way we were meant to wear these

taking one look at a disabled person and sprinting in terror

Get yourself some trunks lad

Bank Holidaylet

subbed to load of gooning reddits when steaming wanking last night

*aggressively snaps fingers at the thread waiter*
can we get me wanked off now please

Exgfberg was very accepting and woke-adjacent but she couldn't stand dwarves, couldn't even look at them without freaking out

Inb4 is that why she left you

ever shag her up the arse?

based elf gf

hopefully my delivery gets here soon and then i can start cooking and drinking

No she didn't like it

You can say pajeet and the n word until the cows come home but say the word "jew" and watch how the full weight of the government comes down on you...

*comes running with a step stool*

Jew

wish i had a sandevistan

Will be receiving a knock on the door from the bobbies momentarily mate...

would use that for rape mostly

rorke volunteering for the local noncehunter group but getting rock hard when larping as a 13 year old girl talking to the nonce

yeh righto

peak solo morrissey > the smiths

some lad's off his nut in the entry out my back and he keeps shouting at some girl who sounds about 15 so i'm probably going to have to go out and get involved and try not to get stabbed fs

cockmogs me obviously

umm lads

um…
err…

Not really

nz niggaz fr live in Smithton and work 10mins away in Waipakipungatangi

Im malaponte

alri poowong denizen

Maorimongs came to nz in the 1300's, got no right to call themselves "native"

you cant just dox me like that

holy dimes

they don’t

flatmate fuming because he found bite marks in the poo he left in the fridge

My new LinkedIn profile pic
What do you lads think?

dad sending me an email rather than a whatsapp for reasons only known to him

look like you rape kids, do you rape kids?

right lads, crackhead out back is throwing things now so i've to go out and sort this. wish me luck.

Um no
Why would you ask such a question?

Dadberg NOT happy about Captain America being a black fella

cos you look like you rape kids he just said

is your dad a zoomer?

No i don't

oi leftypol

Bvsed

hasidic raper stare

Need a hard break of pro white struggle from Indian 40-year-old virgin movement, trad LARPers, butthurt Pick Up Artists and other obscure online lifesfyles. Keep your romantic woes and personal hangups separate from the political/racial struggle. It never made sense to alienate 50% of our race to accomodate the Elliot Rogers and George Sodinis of the internet. We objectively benefit from encouraging them to join our enemies. There's no doubt that finding love is tough for all in America these days, but if you lack paternal benevolence and instincts to protect women of your own kind you are biologically deformed and should not be listened to.

Nah they must have had it in the 70s

was just saying this down the pub

At this point people have to know its fake and block/delete it on sight. It's always frustrating when I see otherwise intelligent people wasting their time earnestly debating a bot with the handle @ abcdef12345 saying "Shiloh Hendrix is A COAL BURNER." We need to teach people how to navigate heavily compromised Judeo-American and israeli influence ops so that they know to automatically tune it out and press forward.

my mum uses the term 'throwing a paddy' if someone gets angry, does anyone else know this term? i dont think ive heard anyone else use it

rorke on a mad one

half-heartedly shagging a deflated basketball

Was just saying this down Home Bargains

Rightoids are getting orders to start attacking Shiloh Hendrix. Fake stuff about her personal life, sex with black guys, incest, etc. This is what these infrahumans working against our race always do. When white power begins to crystallize, they swoop in to spread FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt). As others have pointed out, black pastors didn't let the fact that George Floyd was a felon, drug addict, or porn star distract from the big picture point about police killing blacks. Conservatives tried to throw them off with all that and failed. If the attempt to go after Shiloh Hendrix works, we are officially dumber and inferior to blacks.

yeah it's very common shut in freak

yeah it's a reference to irish people, specifically how much more masculine and testosterone-filled they are than the english

just got into an argument on Anon Babble but stopped watching the thread. guy is probably still typing out seethe but i shant be reading it.

comes from the sport of irishtossing

cock is snarling as i watch jenny nicholson

shiloh hendrix as a name makes me really horny. dont know why. want to have sex thanks

my mum uses the term 'cuppa' for cup of tea, does anyone else know this term? i dont think ive heard anyone else use it

Dad's bought butter croissants and custard doughnuts. The government MUST step in.

i mean it wasn't though was it
why lie?

enjoyed this mental image

It's funny how none of the big counter-jihad/anti-Muslim activists in the West have anything bad to say about Syria. This is the first country in history to have a government composed of members of ISIS and Al Qaeda! They are committing all kinds of grave atrocities. When all is said and done the counter-jihad movement is about Jews and Israel, not Islam and definitely not Europe/the West.

Get the custard ones scranned pronto. In fact NOW

Any fifa players in? I'm 9-2 currently on fut champs

Sounds like someone Owen Gray would have shagged the daylights out of

ended up just letting the girl escape through my house and out the front while the crackhead was distracted singing "I wanna be like you" from Jungle Book and doing what I can only describe as a rain dance. she says the fella's ma is on the way to try to calm him down, which i dont think will work because he's not angry, he's just on a lot of drugs.

how is bluetooth even real?

grow up

An Israeli band broadcasts images of the Gaza genocide during a concert in front of a euphoric crowd.

lsraeIis are literal demons.

same. made me think of a pornstar, like holly hendrix or jenny hendrix

another saturday wasted watching u boat documentaries on youtube
now time to get steaming

ummm fifa doesnt exist anymore sweetie

Had a cocky pole walk up my drive way and my door was open, then he just turned around and got in the van so I went out and asked wtf he was doing. Some bullshit response. "I can't deliver when door is open" sure mate.

niggers love saying this sort of shit on twitter every few weeks and it always gets like 300k likes from other niggers

*rapes your arses*

Going to spam Tiktok with AI brainrotted nonsense. Might be a lucrative career. never know.

mother and father had sex

I'm feeling mincey. I'm feeling noncey. I'm feeling ZESTY

jenny hendrix

corrr, nostalgia wanking fuel right there

what do you mean

crackhead's singing united chants now. wonder if this is dave.

SOVL

having a cry

Left-wing Palestine protesters being treated the same as right wing critics of Jews ought to settle the debate on who runs America once and for all.

um
UM

wonder what the 3pm katies are up to right now

Riminder to not violate the rules

right well now that my delivery is here it's time to cool
i'll start by slicing an onion and getting it frying then work my way towards some garlic and tomatoes and perhaps some aubergines and peppers and that

HESKEY

stopped buying them after fifa 18 except for fifa 23 which i got and played a lot, this was my team before toty SBCs

no school on a saturday mate, are you an apprentice paedo? still learning the ropes?

snatching errant tarantulas off my bedroom walls and eating them whole

I'd rather them say it was delivered and leave it somewhere safe than wait another day or have to travel to a postal office.

Stop making a good thing harder because of bureaucratic bullshit.

shaved my bum, balls and pubic area with a razor for the first time lads (i'm 29)
feels weird but nice and smooth
no cuts either
might try waxing strips next time

nice team
you're not missing much, the game is quite shite

Today, Ben Gvir is in the U.S. and scheduled to speak at Yale. So while students across the U.S. are being deported for simply advocating for Palestine, at the very same time, campus leaders are welcoming Gvir, a convicted terrorist in Israel who has a framed picture in his office of a mass shooter who killed 30 people while they prayed

just get a tria

any sissy slut man in?

walking around in groups near the beach

why is that lad wearing sunglasses

The razor burn always comes the day after. IT'S OVER.

why do brown/lefties try so hard to make us side with one or another.

i dont care lol

edgar davids has a eye condition

i don't mind him sticking it downstairs that's where deliveries go
but there's definitely an option for them to put "left in reception area" or whatever i don't like being gaslit by amazon notifications

tons of peng girls from that period
remy lacroix
alexis texas
bianna love
kristina rose
ava rose

wretched coomer me loves this shit

Pepperoni pizza for me today with garlic bread and some mozzarella sticks.

RIP you in 3 days time

i've got soothing lotion x

Pepperoni

cruel (to pigs)

What are the 3pm Katies doing right now?

jada stevens

why?

Don't really care about your mums feelings lad

police have now shown up for the crackhead lol

Good one that, in career mode you could just transfer whoever you wanted whenever

shout abuse at them through the window

A Palestinian child was blown onto a neighbor’s roof and injured by an Israeli airstrike. Next to him you can see a man’s body and the dismembered body of another child on the roof. This is how billions of US-tax dollars are being spent.

Speaking to the police to get you on the nonce register hopefully

forgot to say i'd switch makelele to CDM, atal to RB and hakimi to CM in game with custom tactics
very important detail that
yeah fifa has been really shit for years. i usually only played career mode which got to the point where they were actively sabotaging it. i only played loads of 23 because in fut i got tradeable mid eto'o in the first week from a free pack so had a really good team
think they have ways of telling who's gonna fuck off quickly if they don't get a high value card early

stubbly arse is the NIGHTMARE

would waxing it help?
i didn't get right into the crack, just around the edges

Cronem with angular cheekbones speekin loud khat to the 3pm Katies

www.p6wl9pe.cf/wg_/AUTO_LADY.msi

heard alexis came back and fucks bbcs now

crackhead's a united fan so i support his arrest. might go out and remind him about number 20

This. He will now have to shave every day

o.o

It's hilarious that you can do a song called "Brits Out" and have a member called "DJ Próvai" and you won't be investigated by British authorities, but if you say "Fuck Israel" they spring into action.

um um UM

yeah i remember reading this tweet like a week ago

why does everyone say shaving arse etc is sore or annoying. never is for me.

Shan't.

well?

you just know umposters are right little cuties irl

Get a tria
I used it a few times on my buttocks last year. It reduced the hair by 70%

Israeli army bombs Yaffa School in Tuffah area in Gaza, a place that has been serving as a shelter for displaced families, namely women and children. The place is ablaze now, those that were sleeping are being burnt alive. At least five people confirmed to have been killed by Israel’s latest assault. This is adding to the more than 50,000 people slaughtered in the last 18 months.

In hindsight, was this a bit on the nose

walls started shaking when i saw this post and then my tv turned to static and the crackling voice of john mcafee told me to avert my gaze away from the computer

Powerball winner who took home $167m is arrested after ‘kicking’ a cop the next day

imagine not just fucking off somewhere and never having to deal with anyone again

on the nose

I may have gone too far in a few places

America is one of the most unequal, cruel and immoral societies in history. Yet, when it comes to race, the same bourgeois hypocrites that want to take away medicaid from young white people in their community waittressing and ubering turn into a violent communist zealot when "racism" comes up.

Did you 'overstep your boundaries'?

being rich enough to be able to boot a police officer up the arse and get away with it is surely the dream

john mcafee reducing my entire neighbourhood to smouldering ash with an orbital laser at the very instant my eyes land on this post

imagine going public about winning the lottery, idiot

rorke, just sort yourself out. all right??

so did anyone click that link?

thinking about our maddie this afternoon

yep... she was tight
shan't say more

haven't started this champs yet because I'm about to finish 94 gullit
got 10-5 last weekend
but depends on how many sweats and hackers I face

This is how billions of US-tax dollars are being spent.

yeah it sucks but what can i do?
there are millions of people living in poverty in the west.

i'd rather my taxes go to improving the lives of people who live here than get involved with some dumb barbaric holy war.

looks like Jeremy has been smoking the Vine

ktim

"Have you ever blown a guy in the men's room at Ben Gurion airport? No? Then shut up about Israel." -- Douglass Murray

Imagine how peng she'd be if she'd lived

can hear the crackhead screaming as they try to drag him out of his house

Are the 3pm Katies enjoying the heat? Not too sweaty downstairs I hope

will humans ever stop getting gradually taller or is everyone going to be 7 foot + one day

A clue gained.

Imagine how peng she'd be if she'd lived

i'm pretty chilly
might pop the heating on

what is the name for these types of people?

About as much chance of this happening as Nigeria building a rocket and sending it into space

sabrina <3

funny how german police literally said they have conclusive evidence she was killed by christian bruecker years ago, yet people still care about this case

lads
the lads

Deano

dont know

british names most often

Irish diasporas

notice how all the Carling chads are comfy and sitting down whereas the bottlenonces have been relegated to standing? many such cases

They look like normal working class lads who are probably sound

pppppporn

mad how yank keyboards don't have the pound sign on them

get the niggering new made

i'll drink almost anything but carling is one of the worst beers ive ever had

she's not fit at all
just a 4 foot whore

stay standing then

new NOOOOOOW

the chinkies mog her despite being men