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summer is ere and i'm fuckin fuckin buzzin

breathed out my nose at this

the lads

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takin a poo

Lé poo

imagine a photo like that with a couple of argies lol

To the shops?

Penisberg smells proper musky lads x

taking the poo on a walk

vietnam

think that was us too

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Establishmentbros...are we the baddies?

yer da's got gayfever

no, no it was the french what started that one

ktim had a wank and the smell of smegma was bloody horrible had to use my desk fan to blow it away while I finished and I'll need to try remember to have a shower later on

Marine lepoo

hollering

funniest shit in a while

the french started it and then the americans showed up to die for a bit and then the north vietnamese finished it

More of a Mornington Crescent man myself

+458

Corrr

Leftypol unironically believes it's impossible to stop boat people like you can't just turn the boats around and send them back to the country they left about 20 minutes ao

This is what Britain used to be about…

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This a pic you took down the park?

Hmm let’s elect the guy who made us ditch the Europeans for pakis and wogs. Brilliant!!

not sure why this woman is being posted everywhere at the moment and I suspect I'd be happier not knowing so I won't be looking it up or reading any replies to this post x

they also beat a chinese invasion and invaded cambodia
vietnamese are pretty tough guys

AND THEN CHINA COMES IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR

parked here once

How about Marine Le Pet

Le wacky leftist yet strangely elitist radio 4 "comedy"

theyre all jfs

screamigng

Might start going to pilates to meet milfs

Rorke listening to death in june for the neo nazi imagery and fascist themes
Leftypol listening to death in june for the homoerotic theme and gay sex

the guy who made us ditch the Europeans for pakis and wogs

Who, Boris and Rishi? Neither of them are running

AMERICA'S GONE BERSERK HE'S DRAGGED LAOS OUT OF THE CROWD
AUSTRALIA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

there were actually slightly more south korean soldiers with us in vietnam than australians
weird they never get talked about

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Incredible priorities really

All gooks at the end of the day

Farage has explicitly stated that he’d rather have millions of brown commonwealthers than be open to white continental europeans

gta6 delayed until may 2026

ah yes

get a life you fucking virgin

Nigel Garbage

Simply untrue

You're gonna gargle Mayonnaise

Did anyone expect it to come out this year? No second trailer. 2027 or 2028 for pc i guess

Radio 4 isn't leftist

if you're not a virgin you're on the wrong site

Mad how GTA V came out fifty years ago

Cooking burgers tonight
Couldn't get any american cheese so monterey jack will have to do
It'll be lush in any case

/brit/ is a shaggers general you stupid little runt

should send mousey over to edinburgh and he can protest outside their office

I'm waiting for GTA 7

you're on the wrong board. r9k was made for freaks like you

For me, it's No Overall Control

sir beer farter

Yes it is

sir beer garden

sir the joker

sir kefir starter

gfberg just had her first period

king carl

Sir Council Loser

she a new teacher or something?

It's politically neutral like the rest of the BBC

How so?

Sir The Grangler

Screaming

New england
New south wales
New Caledonia
New Ireland
All ours by right of name

let's not fuck it up this time

politically pootral

What we drinking tonight then lads? Cans? Wine?

Farage loves his patriotic brownoids

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Sir Pussy Clarter

poo

the only people who seem to actually care about their height are tall lads with not much else about them

rorke in line for the fell for it again lifetime achievement

romance is dead

a well deserved knighthood

howling

true considering women are fucking terrible at telling what height you are anyway gfberg was convinced I was 6ft despite only being 5'10

posting the peters

Odd bedfellows

No, nooooooooo, brown people aren't supposed to think for themselves, how could they do this?

Just is

I am a perverted miserable nonentity

Just feeling a bit rattled by an event that took place involving two black gentleman and a white van man with a wheezy voice. *waits to be asked for more for information*

not all of them, but some hospitality workers actually do deserve abuse from customers.

Reform UK won
We're getting the wogs out.

Might keep the teams light on green while I have a beer and a fag out the back in the sun

Alri Baha Man

because of brexit we can't even move to spain now to escape the brown people

Yes, Reform UK Ltd owned by Zia Yusuf limited is surely the vanguard from which White Britain will be restored

Tell us what happened lad

mental how michael caine is senile but allowed to post on twitter by whoever minds him

wait he's senile? I was wondering why he tweeted this 144p res pic

Absolutely cannot stand when you ring someone and it opens with a message telling you not to abuse their staff, makes me feel like doing it desu

Rorke hunting for a thug ;)

fucking BASED lad

get the BASED niggers murdering our mates

get the BASED pakis grooming our kids

get the BASED nigerians screaming down the phone in public

Yeah mate we're getting the wogs out have you not heard?

Free Movement of People but only for people who contribute
Scum should be locked down at home

having shaking, dizzying orgasms to jaybaesun's perfect bum even though I'm completely straight

my arse cries out for a raping

contribution should be genuine community service not just paying taxes that gets wasted

Reform are the new conservatives. They're going to flood the country with wogs too. There's no escaping. This country has been designated THE shithole our Jewish EU overlords want to be the prison island for the worst migrants

Just walking home from the market... two big black lads bouncing a basketball and just being really loud and not moving out the way for anyone. They just start crossing a busy road without caring. Cars have to stop or swerve and a white van man shouts for them in his wheezy smokers voice to 'get out of the fucking way'. The black gentleman are shocked and shout back 'who you talking to senpai?', and then they start chuckling to themselves, and start openly mocking white people and how they sound. Note they were both over six foot and surrounded by sweating manlets like myself and women pushing prams.

he's unaware of the impending wog remigration

mental how scotland is a different country but I am subject to the whims of every english political party causing every single fucking problem

It's worth a go, if it doesn't work then well, you know...

On a brutal 2000kcal regime
Dying for a snack

mental how Israel is simply allowed to be a far-right ethnostate but no one else is

Local Reform candidate has promised to revive the dying high street. I presume that means more vape shops and 'Turkish' barbers.

lol

if only there was some kind of referendum a decade ago that would have changed that

what are more bands that epitomise the halcyon days of the pre-mass-migration 2000s? That tail end of britpop type stuff.

back before pop music was all wogged/americanised slop

The Verve
Badly drawn boy
Travis
David Gray
Stereophonics
Toploader
Jamiroquai
Elbow
fuck it even early Coldplay

take me back bros

You have your own parliament and your own system of law thoughbeit

Och aye the noo

sent that smack muncher scurrying back to the borderlands

2000kcal

brutal

alri micheal phelps

when someone makes a new thread in /scot/

Absolutely mental that the next general is going to be openly Whites vs. Pakis, what a wild decade

The Verve

Badly drawn boy

Travis

David Gray

Stereophonics

Toploader

Jamiroquai

Elbow

fuck it even early Coldplay

Literally all of those are shit except for early Coldplay

I quite like some of that but it was a bit shit as any kind of 'movement', let's be honest

i would be if i had anyone to spend it with haha x

Dancing in the moonlight is a banger to be fair

ktim but in wales

is he a nationalist or a unionist?

It is mental when you watch something from the 90s or even 2000s and literally don't see any non-whites, it's not *that* long ago

I don't think he cares. He probably would prefer seeing the country set alight.

The haul

not really. i still miss the person who hurt me the most

AMD card

Yeah you've fucked it

7800XT

interesting choice

corrrrrrrrrrrrrr flat bloke arse

hs?

Should've spent that money towards having sex

502

TO THE MOON

got the same card, it's decent

Any bullshit life man in?

Every game now is basically being made with DLSS in mind and sometimes also framegen, both are exclusive to Nvidia cards.

absolutely blows my mind when I see people out on walks in this weather with coats or even hoodies on

Even ten years ago you'd watch something set in a small northern town and there'd be blacks and Thais and all sorts and it was totally unrealistic, now it's actually like that

My twin brother on our birthday

corrr is that a man's ass phwooooaar I bet there's a pooey hole with shit in it waiting under there *spaffs*

Maheen Kamran - Independent - 37.85%

GavinTheaker - Reform UK -30.38%

Hannah Till -Labour -13.53%

england is just going to end up like a larger, browner northern ireland isn't it?

They don't fit the standard norm so want to hide as much of their bodies as possible

Would do this when I was a fat bastard, would eventually feel how sweaty I was underneath but felt like I couldn't take it off since I didn't want people to see my massive sweat stains

howling

Accelerationism is based

If a woman has a body like this she is definitely on steroids right? I just want to be sure because they don't say they take any steroids they just say it's creatine and protein powder.

we judge fatties for being ocvered up even more than letting it out ngl
if u wearing layers in this weather you are either mentally ill or too into fashion (also arguably mental illness|)

Mad that labour brought in 'sheeds to vote for them but will instead just vote for 'sheeds only

Bank Holiday plans, lads?

ooo diego's put his name on as if he isn't here every day 24/7 spreading his misery

might do a crazy and not leave the house LOL

Many places are just so brown and muslim that the muslims don't even need Labour or any political party anymore to win.

not the point, i don't think the music is necessarily fantastic but it represents a time when there was a coherent British identity to popular music in this country, and brings back memories of a more prosperous time when we weren't over-run with islamists, pajeets and afghan rapists

that’s the thing though it’s not just fatties

she's on roids 100%

A wankearoo or two I dare say

project on

Have you guys ever considered not basing your entire national identify around doing the opposite to England

Take your point, mate. Music is one of the few things we still do well though, albeit one wouldn't know from listening to Radio 1 or whatever

toil
:(

shut up pozdog

i knew he wouldnt be able to stop for long. loves the attention too much

vgh don't remind me
family round and they want to sightsee
gonna be a long tiring day
i just want to sleep on holidays

good to have you back diego
/brit/ has been worse off for the few months than you stopped posting

this
just copy them

mental illness

projection

seethe

cope

Needs these nasty braindead dull posters culled from this website already

bless you my dear boy

for long

i beg your pardon?

mates bday on sunday so will probs be hungover on monday

O'Rourke fighting the English for 800 years to immediately fill his country with brown people anyway

Got my tits and bollocks out

it's one lonely incel pretending to be namefag from years ago because he's disabled and cannot leave his smelly bedroom

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

at least you can filter his brainrot posts with his name on

Seems lots of people DC and VR after all

Pub landlord TJ Ballantyne, living in a previously thriving mining community in County Durham, struggles to hold onto his pub and keep it as the one remaining public space where people can meet in the town. Meanwhile, tensions rise when Syrian refugees are placed there, but Ballantyne strikes up a relationship with one of the refugees, Yara

well that's tonight's film decided then

get the bank holiday bevvies in

Dubs I drink tonight
Odds I stay sober

watching the louoe theroux doc on the israeli settlers, mad how evil these people are

*hovers through the thread at 3 mph*

yeah

not really that mad when you've been told this about them for a long time

more time to save up for a 5090 x

most united people on earth

Even if you don't like him you have to admit Nige is an unbelievably good politician, absolutely mogs the rest of them

what about muslims in britain

Turned off the sensor light because it was flicking on and off and now the other one has started doing it hmmm

Might open a pub in Australia and call it The Chinaman’s Knob.

Seem quite based really

mental that you can search for haircuts and there's hundreds of thousands of images of very good looking people. millions of these people exist and you're not one of them

That's the Irish for you

Ah yes the famously united people known as the muslims

alright pakis then god get off my fucking back will you?

you lot lost your mind when the site went down I bet
probably curled up and had crywanks in your own mouths until dehydration took you

brown pipo problems

I sleep

brown pipo problems, Israel

:O

you lot getting upset that the Irish prefer black people over you again?

ye instagram is kinda wild when u think about how many utterly unbeliveably fit women are out there and that's just on insta let alone the real world

nope, not even they are as singularly united as the jews

Seem quite based really

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Mad how I know at least one of you posts in redscarepod

And the ethnicity of the taxi driver?

project on

Never happened though did it?

saw so many genuinely beautiful girls on my walk
good thing I'm back in the dungeon to tell you lot

Ken Loach. Another who despises Starmer

nth for the baddiedem

the most left-wing israeli jew still wants zero brown migration to israel and gaza eliminated

it's ok to be in the dungeon and never see any girls you can forget the light outside
problem is when u go outside and remember all it is you're missing in a visceral sensory way
that's when the depression hits
going to a popular london park during summer on the weekend by yourself is probably the most potent suicide fuel in existence

You mean Vile Shlomo is not a good person?

Crown my cock, I am the jelk king today.

Would genuinely be happy with a comfy 6/10 non-mental gf at this point, not too much to ask really is it?

Btw this always happens
Republicans freed the slaves
Conservatives enfranchised the urban working class
Labour enfranchised rural working class
None of them vote for the people who "helped" them

don't get it what did reform win like

where do you live? mostly see munters where i am

yes lmao ofc it is you're a 3/10 incel freak who posts on Anon Babble
a 6/10 is way abonve your league

Ken Loach films are such a bore.

waaahhh working class life is grim

Bore off, sad cunt.

fucking off to mallorca

it's not that hard to get if you put in even the slightest amount of effort into meeting a woman

Ken Loach makes shitty films

muh kes

yeah mate that was like 80 years ago

howling
how deluded are you
the average man does not have a 6/10 gf
the idea that a brit poster could get a 6/10 gf is utterly unfathomable

Poor white people are all heckin racist bigots and refugees are wholesome and jasmin scented

The documentary showed how united Jews are against their enemy (muslims)
Only pussy white goyim are sympathetic towards browns and look where that's got us

Ken Loach films are such a bore.

waaahhh working class life is grim

Bore off, sad cunt.

I don't know how to put in effort though
never tried the apps ofc

puts name on

starts having a mass post incel mental breakdown

ah yes the diegz special

Thinking about how much I'd actually cum if I turned on the news to see that Iran has completely destroyed obliterated Israel, full scorched earth with nukes.

mental how bitter and mind broken you are diego it's not that hard

you dont put "effort" in because you've already been rejected implicitly
you know you will just be rejected agian and again and again explicitly just as you have been implicitly
which si why you ended up on this website posting here at 4pm on a friday instead of well doing anything elkse
lol porject on
hs?

funny how men just constantly try and demoralise each other about meeting women to the put that they pretty much just tell you not to even try
right horrible bastards you lot are

never had a beef wellington but blonde sweary chef man says they're his favourite meal

they live up to the hype lads?

A 6/10 female is basically a goddess in 2025 with a legion of 6'6", 9/10 Chad admirers

Leftypol scrambling

random old woman came up to me and asked me if I was okay when I was on my lunch break

Rorke’s Gio Scotti cum tribute

Ken loach sat in a pub thinking out loud for the plot of his next film

ERE WOT IF MAN GOT MADE REDUNDANT AND ALSO LIVED IN AN EX MINING TOWN, CORRRRR, WOULDN'T THAT BE GRIM?

Fucking do one

How have you never had a english classic

muslims

wrong
their true enemy is christians
But these palestinians and their "we live here" mumbo jumbo keep getting in the way of their real work so they must wipe them out first
as for the palestinians even the muslims don't want them in their countries

it's literally just diego
this is what he does. he feels shit about himself so has to spew it all out onto everyone on /brit/

Isn't Ken Loach another northern lefty?

its called being realistic
sometimes the best medicine is bitter

starting to think this man has a personal vendetta against Ken Loach

don't like mushrooms so will never try one

Everyone says that until they get a 6/10. Then comes the "I deserve an 8/10" thoughts.

my only experience with women in that regard is turning them down, I wish I was lying it's pathetic that I'm still a virgin
I'm acceptable looking I just deeply deeply hate myself and have absolutely no confidence in anything

Sir Ken Loach

go outside for once you fucking incel freak

Hope you told her to fuck off and according to a mongolian basket weaving forum you frequent its boomers like her ruining this country

lmao the average man will not come close to dating a 6/10 in their lifetime
the idea that a man here would is the peak of mental illness
"sure" it is mate "sure"
the narcissism delusion is great stuff. oh women love me i just dont like them, i sure love being alone and whining about it on Anon Babble loool

goodintent.uk

Sir Kenneth Cockroach, Earl of Boring Bastardville

It's true that white Christians are their biggest enemy. But the doc only focused on their hatred of muslims

How do people go their whole lives here and not have any English food. If you can't make it go to an English restaurant.

hs?

have a job that isn't just extorting money from people, don't spend all your time on Anon Babble going on incel rants about boring theological minutae, have a social life, refrain from being an alcoholic

Everything alright anon? xx

/brit/ is a SHAGGERS general not your little incel safe space. Fuck off to /britfeel/ for that.

Hey that's my catberg!

Take what you are and subtract 3, that's not much to ask. So if you're a 7 you're looking at a 4/10

My female cousins are 4/10s, I saw them flicking through their dating apps and they had literally thousands of matches

have a job that isn't just extorting money from people

i dont extort money from people?

don't spend all your time on Anon Babble going on incel rants about boring theological minutae,

you're severaly mentally ill

have a social life,

everyone here does not have a social life it's the entry requirement

refrain from being an alcoholic

i almost certainly drink les than you
holy cope

Watching top 10 cave deaths

so do these despair merchants ever have an answer for why you see ugly couples, average couples and good looking couples all over the place?

alri Kansas anon

people are so bad at rating it's unreal
they will be ugly and never get girls and still think they are above average or whatever
then they will think every single girl that isn't a munter is a 6/10 as if 5/10 is the lowest rating possible.
mathematically illiterate spastics
literally my point, thank you.

because you don't see that

Do they rank them on personal enjoyment?

get them shagged

I know the standard answer but refuse to believe Chad is paying the 5/10s THAT much attention, he just doesn't have time. Are there secretly loads more men than women or what?

deegsy, pint outside the lansdowne later?

dollhouse schizos on a madness

I love women I just don't know how to reciprocate feelings, how can you love someone if you don't love yourself, I'm miserable just look you diego

Happened to me more than once, God I must be a miserable looking bastard

Rasheed

They don't go outside so only have a distorted view of reality

i look like this

rape sesh with da boys on the cards, my bums gonna be sore tomorrow, not gay dough

because those average joes got them before they had a chance to discover dating apps and they have stayed loyal to said average joes
women can be quite nice if they're not exposed to degeneracy early on

Really is mental how much Catholicism brutally mogs Protestantism, particularly Anglicanism.

You've really got a better chance of getting into heaven by being a bent atheist than being a Protestant listening to some dyke give a sermon.

He doesn't pay them any attention, it's a few hours a night on one and then onto the next one. It's the women spending thousands of hours on him not the other way around.

Every time I see an objectively attractive lad his gf is maybe 2 points lower than him, who's got all the actual fit birds then

makes my toes curl when they all share the same condom... fuckkk

what attention?
chad matches on tinder
says do you want to come round
a significant portion say yes they shag never get seen again
a lot also say no, again they never talk again
holy cope
sorry mate homelaone everyfr daiy night innit

beautiful catberg

Diego is typing...

Might take catberg caving

Every time I see an objectively attractive lad

happen a lot that does it? you being attracted to lads?
poof.

dis nigga greyer than 'berg

dating apps

that's a sex app bruh

they have matches because men just want to stick their willy in a wet hole

well if a dyke's giving a sermon it's clearly not protestantism is it

are there more men

lol no
It's all chads fucking the same women

If I were a woman with below average looks, I too would take advantage of dating apps to date men that were way above my looks level
You can't really blame them for utilising modern technology available to them on their phones

Not having it, there just aren't that many Chads, something's up

What on Earth are you mincing on about?

Lads with the money

he said it was elitist you mong
we all know radio 4 isn't leftist, but it is very middle class

GTA 6 delayed to May 2026

lmao

howling never seen this before
absolutely howling
its mad how dating works

Right so is the time of night where we start the conversation about believing that all women are just waiting to cheat or have already cheated on you and you just don't know it? No offense but you lot really do just live some right miserable little lives

Is the next pope going to be a massive poofter as well or are they going back to a Christian?

They're not dating these men. They're pump and dumps for when the men can't get anything better easily at the time.

get it fucking made

>

New

Girl I know who is a 6/10 32 years old has this app which is literally just a shagging app and marketed as such, not tinder just full blown hookup app, and it works exclusively within your local area. She has 1,400 blokes interested in piping her.

it's not that only chads have ever had sex or ever had gfs the majority of men 80% or so have semi regular girlfriends or sex, the question is the quality and the effort needed.
the chads date multiple girls at the same time never have to do anything
the majority of the rest have to constantly put in work or be incellified like the bottom 20% (i.e. us), the difference is even when we work we still dont get any outcomes whereas the normal people eventually do

The diego Effect, as it were

I actually have to go out into the world and work for my daily bread unlike the NEETS here, you get a few Grey hairs doing this

The Zoomers I know are absolutely paranoid about being cheated on, one lass said she wouldn't get in a car with a man other than her bf because she'd hate it if he got in the car with a girl, Sharia-level stuff

The majority of zoomers and millennials who are either in relationships or married met their partner on a dating app
So yes, while dating apps primarily used to find a shag, it's always where a lot of people meet their partners

depends
if the "gays will burn" african gets it, we're back to medieval christianity
if the karaoke singing asian gets it, we're upping the faggotry

project on you moron i have never said anything against women i've said the men here have unrealistic standards

zoomers have a retardedly low bar for cheating is why and you're right it's sharia tier shit

GTA delayed until May 2026 ffs blud