I fucking love australia i hope i was australia

Australian anons, can you tell me more about your country? What's the best and the worst part about it? What's the best and worst region? How do people from there act irl and in the internet?

Kiwis are also welcomed kiwis are amazing kiwis

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NO aussie posting for you today

Are you a big bottomed big brown breasted brazilina?

Fuck of we’re full

Best, food and produce is great, lots of nice beaches, cool wildlife and natural beauty.

Worst, we are getting flooded with various browns (mostly SEA monkeys and jeets) and we are soon to be a brown country. Cost of living is high and only getting higher, everything is getting more expensive every day, also summer here sucks.

Too lazy to type out the other shit and I'm not well travelled in my own cunt enough to compare.

The methed out bogans was a big downside to living in aus for me. You cunts have a crazy amount of seriously mentally unhinged people running around town centres causing havoc

Like most Australians, you're nothing more than a castrated self-hating white cuck who supported the singing of Welcome to Country on Anzac Day

Take a break from the internet buddy, you sound deranged. Go pet a cat or something

Don't you go to jail for chewing gum over there?

can you tell me more about your country?

it's an authoritarian nanny state

Don't you have one of these to attend?

You dirty, fucking, boong loving, immigrant asskissing faggot. Do you go to jail for not acknowledging the Ooga Booga tribe the traditional custodians of the land on which you are now standing?

Oh you're seething about aussies in other threads too, Bruce must have gotten your missus again lmao

You might need to change your undies bro. You sound so mad you’re shitting yourself writing that out

Is there anyone from gympie?

best

Lots of nature, big open space, good food.

worst

Government is perpetually retarded, cost of living, houses are extremely expensive and keep getting more expensive, people can be annoying cunts for the most petty reason possible.

What's the best and worst region

idk I've only lived in Adelaide my whole life, been to Melbourne and Sydney for like a week each, too busy and crowded there and the cities are a maze
Even in Adelaide I keep finding new crackheads every now and then when I come into the city.

What's the best region?

All but Northern Territory.

What's the worst region?

Northern Territory.

Oddly specific. Why do you ask? I'm not from there but I know the place, and it's a fucking shithole.

I just know one guy from there

Melbourne is a maze

It uses grids, so it's easy once you get use to that. There's also the subway and new underground freeways that are appearing like the West Gate Tunnel to compliment that big ass tunnel that runs under South Bank.

I agree for Sydney, it's massive so the maze thing really applies and the traffic makes it so much worse. Brisbane is easy enough to get around but the parking in the CBD is dogshit and the freeways can clog badly during peak, often for hours.

The only two cities I've come to entirely like in this country is Adelaide and Melbourne, both have their own pros and cons, but are the best overall.

It has a pretty serious drug problem, which is brought on by it being a former mining town that exists along a highway that people only pass through it on the way to Cairns or Sunshine Coast. Every state has that one seriously drugged up town and Gympie is QLD's imo. There's also literally nothing to do in it, it just looks like an old and worn down 50s American town (which I say because the main street and cinema is very 50s looking) with nothing else.

Every state has that one seriously drugged up town

Murray Bridge in SA

Yeah without question, Murray Bridge is fucking grim. It has the highest drug usage of any town/city in the country as I recall.

Murray Bridge mentioned, I want to see one of those Adelaide youtubers take a walkthrough of the Bird Cage, street view only shows so much.

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Bird Cage?

The part of Murray Bridge that gave it the druggie feral reputation, all the streets are named after birds

Huh, never knew that. Both hilarious and sad.

What's the best and the worst part about it?

the ignorance and the unulturedness as the best and worst parts of it= you can have the mindset of a tough third worlder or casual criminal despite the first world standards
other than that the low overall population makes that fact tolerable they spread out especially on beaches without rubbish and bushbashing
other than that its about as good as it can get for a place with the flag of another place on its flag

Either did I until I got bored and went down a rabbithole of the shittiest places in the state. The Bird Cage and some block of two story flats in sadelaide are the worst apparently.

some block of two story flats in sadelaide

I'm trying to think of where that may be. I don't recall any flats down south around Noarlunga, so I guess it must be up north at Gepps Cross or something.

bring some fucking bunda joao

Let me fuck your bunda joao

Lemme taste your general zhaou
Imma give it to you know
Ho chi min
Blow a load on your chin

I can't find it but it was a bunch of older white flats, you could switch between the years on street view and see it get basically demolished by the residents.

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Damn, sounds interesting. Was it maybe that apartment block near the Arkaba? That place got run into the ground, abandoned (literally boarded up) and then recently became a nice hotel.
For a while you could also look up Gepps Cross on Google and the first image of it was two bogans fist fighting on a street corner.

Don't go to the Yabba

Nvm found it, the ones on Crozier Tce

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i was there today

Ho lee fuck, I never knew about that place and I used to drive along Diagnoal Road to Marion all the time. It's always near train tracks for shitholes isn't it?

shopping trolleys outside every doorway in 2021

kek

threw down a random pin on Hindley

it was literally this same picture

its the latest street view photo

Nice to know Hindley is still a shithole.

Any city or town here that has a white majority will inevitably have a drug problem

Not really, no. A lot of these drug problem places are isolated communities and have a mix of bogans and abbos. Amazingly they both put aside the majority of their racism toward each other so they can hang out and do meth together.

best

We have some smart whites

worst

We have poor stupid whites, junkies, abos, nigs, islander dogs, mouldy gs all over so you can't go outside

lives in an area that has all that shit

Your own fault honestly. Leave Brisbane while you still can.