Liverpool edition
/brit/
leftypol eating minge for an hour
rorke cumming in two seconds and apologizing
pou
eating some butterbeer frosted cookies
Oh pack it in rorke you weigh 9 stone
poo smells lmao
Fucking usless fucking wankers
GO FASTER
a 9 stone man could still kill a woman mate.
mumberg isn't educated
divorced from dadberg some 20 years ago
she let dadberg self-destruct, never saying a bad word
mumberg is operating on a level that dadberg wasn't, but dadberg thinks he's ahead
any lads know what this one's like?
(not trauma dumping, watching mad men videos and reminded me of this)
your mother, Sophie, sucked my cock in Croydon while a gang of black lads watched shouting “world star” in 2018
would leave the united states in a heartbeat if i could
need a brit bird, but she gotta be burly
body is crying out to breed
yet it cannot get what it wants
Sent that freak flying
im a lesbian
*sees a massive nob*
actually i love willies
a tale as old as women
Eating minge for an hour would probably get boring for both of you. Also please vocaroo "minge", yank
no you wouldnt
ive left and come back twice now
nothing compares
try out some other states and cities before you try
course it can. you just have to talk to women.
do english women like italian men?
ktim except i'm a man
im shy and 5'6 with no mates
not happening
yes i would
every state and city is a gay fag non white shithole
you just have to talk to women.
"SCREAM AND I'LL KILL YOU BITCH" always works for me :)
once had a threesome with two “lesbians i was friends with
they also tried convincing me to transition later
ktim-erattion
reckon i could do well on the apps
just talk to women mate. i was at the pub on my own yesterday (granted it was just cuz my mates were off for a sniff) and some lasses came and sat with me and started a chat. just being present near women can be enough to get the ball rolling.
'transitioning' isn't real it's just made up bollocks
not my state/city but i won’t tell you cause you’re clearly a lazy niggerminded loser
5'6 with no mates
absolute KTIM but have an incredible level of self confidence
5'6 with no mates
You ARE watching the snooker on BBC Four HD, right lads?
yes your state/city is a non white fag shithole, even if its not right now fags and non whites will move there and make it a shithole in due time
no I'm going to watch two black men punch each other
saw snooper two days ago and fuck a girl with a pixie cut
now worrying i could have gotten an std as we went raw
wont matter mate in a 1 v 1 situation you'd kill her and thats how most domestic murders happen.
mad how i live here
isnt that the sport that had two trannies in the final for the womens league?
adhd
neurodiverse
trauma
depressed
grow the hell up fucking christ
thats everyones excuse for anything these days
who the fucking hell CARES
same
looks like a russian shithole city
mental that
sir john higgins
how is it a shithole if it looks like that
first time on Anon Babble in months
it's good to be back
how are you lads doing?
also what the hell is this 120 second timer and 17 captchas?
ever been to the cavern club?
i like the beatles, me
she never saw a deano before
she never stood a chance
get on grindr lad
kill yourself incel
hate when blokes put their feet up on a table like that
nobody wants to see your big man feet you dumb cunt
Oh pack it in rorke you weigh 9 stone
a girl did this to me at school before but didnt kiss it just patted it off my pants while smiling at me hahah
technically every child in fee paying school supersedes me in society so they would be the abuser in any situation
yeah its just a bar full of middle aged people drinking, nothing special
this is hilarious
how are you gonna boo both boxers
why'd they buy the tickets lol
The drugs? Down the hatch. One of these days im going to try boofing. But today is not that day.
addison rae sex ares
Sir Match Thrower
Horny Trans Girl Gets Hard Anal Pounding and GAPES - Asia Belle and Steve Rickz
the wank
m3gan sex arse
can one up you there
my best friend (a girl) kissed my cheek in drama class
somehow then spent three years missing an open goal
you know nothing
i can understand liking most big name classic rock bands but i still cannot fathom how someone could ever LOVE the grateful dead as much as people do
same goes for the doors
just boring shit
do u like the beatles?
not the brown ones
check your white privilege rorke
she comes home every day at 3:15 and rapes me senseless
once kissed a fella on the cheek in front of the girl who had 10 minutes prior told me she'd had 4 dreams that week about kissing me
the beatles
famous geordies
the wank tonight
FONT
yeah, theyre not my favourite artists but can appreciate them
non-mentally ill don't want to see small women feet either lad
buy Oblivion on Steam for the faster download
download it
crack it
refund it
picrel
fuck off nice tits?
finally does a bj vid
it's fucking awful
His time is ogre.
frigid
yeah? i like the beatles, from please please me to let it be (technically the last produced album)
FONC
The Caribbeans have fully bleached their entire genealogy.
There's just no resisting the big white arses of native English women. They are the best in the world.
haha arent i so cute? i’m an evil criminal who steals from people!
please please fuck off
Anon Babble is much slower now
the idea that marxists are the true socalists is just absurd. Why does marx get to define authentic socalism? Why isn't Eugene Durhing considered to be the standard for socalism?
been having loads of posting issues me
so i'm not bothering to post much now
ok fair dues, you win this one
why are we like this?
my girl got preggers at 15, so i think bullet dodged
Eugene Durhing
Nietzsche and Engels both attacked him
fuck off nonce cunt?
Yes, lad.
Now, are you drinking cans?
DONT BE MEAN
The mega spergs moved to sharty and stayed there, like all refugees.
prefer liberation theology (but with a racist tinge) me
ah yes, engles the factory owner who debated socalist theory while 8 year old kids worked for 12 hours in his sweatshop every day
naa fuck off the doors are great
why are we like this?
Because forcing yourself to fail is safer and more comfortable than risking success. The failure is on your terms. You know how it's going to happen, you mentally prepare for it, it happens and you're fine. But if you risk going for success, then you allow yourself to hope, allow yourself to imagine succeeding and being happy and getting everything you want and then the idea of NOT getting that outcome becomes scary and embarrassing and painful and so you never risk going for success.
we unironically need to make /brit/ more inclusive to more countries on Anon Babble
kek this is me
yeah, sounds about right
she was one of the most beautiful girls in the year, i locked in when we became mates in primary
would rattle this woman senseless now, but at the time i was a little freak playing xbox in every second of my free time
being 14 is a curse
fuck off
it's bad enough that britpol freaks infiltrated after the incident
got the 'xing on
me i love the Beatles
was warned for talking about the pope
janny might very well be a catholic priest
27
6'2
weigh 22 stone (~310 lbs)
6.25" penis (not bone pressed)
make under $100k
haven't had sex in over 3 months
roast me
yeah? what's your favourite album?
head says abbey road, but heart says sgt peppers
Germans are smarter than british people tbqh
for me it's the white album
just want a girlfriend to take drugs with and cuddle and occasionally have sex when we have crashed and get that inexplicably horny hangover
yeah obviously
hell even the french and russians are smarter than brits
brits are simply more dishonest while the others relied on honor and therefore brits got ahead
*presents hairy pooey arse*
I like Let It Be. I know its not an acceptable answer I just love it.
Canslad with the update
I have successfully put in the first of 53 mods for Oblivion
Fuck me this is going to be a long, hard, can driven toil of about 10 minutes
ktim
he's your sperm bank
Got the boxing on. I have no idea what's happening.
mikey the pikey
wonder if catyank will rear his ugly head after the doxxing
obviously revolver is their best album
germans are second only to ancient greeks in terms of wisdom and being intelligent
the pope wears a yarmulke
canslad here
yes we know, you're the only irishman here
kek, kek this, my friends, is me
solid album, absolutely acceptable anwser
acceptable, only if it's Paul's Let It Be Naked album
Fuck off to Anon Babble
greeks invented sex
romans invented sex with women and adults
Racist Socialist me
so does the statue of liberty
pretty sure there are loads of other irishmen itt
hell even im irish
beatles went shit after let it be
anyone remember NFTs
'Boston' "Irish"
can't even say you're english these days
@210004809
atrocious bait
FOY
last night went by dead quick but tonight is going real slow
Yeah I bought one for 300 quid
kek
wanking into canslads arse
Wait, she was 17?
I thought it was meant to be noncery
thank goodness
I'm 50% Irish, 25% Italian, 8% Lebanese
socalism is inherently racial
its about the common good and making sure the entire racial group is doing well and has enough to sustain them
it is also inherently antisemetic because the jews are opposed to preforming any kind of labor
i still just see two men kissing
that said my dick is hard
it was
Sir Anisa Jomha
hell even im irish
kek
50% irish (dad) and 50% ethiopian amhara (mom)
dont think any of the epstein shit was noncing. it was all just the same as thai massage places . they traffick asian women to do genuine massages but with a hand ob at the end in special circumstances.
same with rich people on an island except they can afford white women who more prestigous because they're racially pure
scramkm
i'm 90% italian and 10% irish
mad how quickly you picked up on that
i dont get this post. nobody said "hell even im irish"
guarantee i’m far more gael than you
Lad, on one hand, kek.
On the other hand, I do have a soft spot for the Paddy Whackery of the Yank Paddies
Retard
to make matters worse, I've got my arse out
as if the english aren't also gaels
nth for the holodem
i dont wanna be irish mate, but you are not irish. you were born in america.
your great-great-grandparents stories of ireland dont reflect what an irish man means today.
you are not irish, you are a mutt.
powerful
Great joke
i could beat both these bums
mad how gentle, warm and soft women are
you arent
you’re german-french
probably have some gaul in you though
dangerous times to have your arse out
Leave the Yank Paddies alone, lads
my poos recently have been especially foul
me? watching AM live set
youtube.com
you’re german-french
no we are not.
the ruling class were norman.
the ancient greeks were gay and pedohpiles is a slanderous lie propagated by evil malicious jews
Just watched the snooker myself. The good guy won (John Higgins). All is right with the universe... for now.
not true is it
I'm 50% Portuguese (mum), 25% English, 12.5% Irish, 12.5% Swedish
ordering food
can't set my email on this site no mo'
the capitalists aligned with the soviet union during ww2, how do marxists and communists reconcile this fact?
ordering groceries for pickup
why bother using your email?
nigga said his arse is out LMFAO
wot u getin?
The ol' "enemy of my enemy is my friend"
not only that but the communists aligned with the nazis initially while the capitalists were always anti-fascist
who are the popular porn whores these days
nigga is going on Anon Babble
hell even im irish
im sorry i was baiting all of you and now i feel bad
thinking about all the people who had to interact with the lad who spams about blacks in ireland while Anon Babble was down. imagine just sitting at the bus stop and some lad coming up and shouting about jamaicans in dublin or whatever.
bait this
*unzips willard*
The proverbial 'der
Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue
youve got to be a really sick sick person to eat takeaway especially the ones which get delivered by a brown man
the bolsheveiks were fraud
they got all their money for their revolution from rich jew bankers in the united states
stop giving money to somalis on mopeds
I REMEMBER CHEADLE
I REMEMBER CHEADLE
I REMEMBER CHEADLE
*gets sectioned*
*gets on my knees and suckles upon it before chomping down and severing it off your torso, chewing it while you scream*
haha.. sorry about that
its not true though is it?
they wouldnt have to have sex with hundreds of men (never happened) if they were popular.
you've been done in by clever marketing mate.
nearly 10 quid on a basic margherita
rope yourself
suspiciously cheap scran
*blasts a torrent of liquid poo down your throat*
the norf and south divide
well that’s just
that’s just not very nice at all is it
imagine if germans had colonized america instead of the english, we would probably be living on mars right now...
What did he do this time?
Upside inside out
Pizza La Vita Cheadle
can get dominos for that if you collect lad
omdzzz kek
*rorke doing something odd/ embarrassing that has a bit of relatability*
Lets be honest the best thing about sharty was illegal posting. Like I just want to jokingly plot murders and mockingly post plans to rob chemists.
now presenting Wolfe Tone!
*tony soprano walks on stage in a fursuit*
communists aligned with the nazis initially
That was based
*leftypol doing something slightly gay*
the red brown alliance is inevitable
Europe would probably be 100% white today if the Molotov Ribbentrop treaty remained active.
jade cargill easily hottest woman in the world
the red brown alliance
my nickname for doing a poo
lads
bought a female hair dye for me hair
open up the ol instructions
after you've applyed it, it unironically has a step
kick back and relax for 20 minutes! text your loved one, listen to your favourite music, or even do some yoga!
it's a bit bizarre how infantile women's products even when they make it for themselves
they're literally children, aye?
no poland either and the british and french empires would still exist
reckon there would be no cancer, poverty, or world hunger
you're so tough
sad that we're the only loved ones you had to text
oh do grow up you pestilential pillocks
A philosopher once said "women are stupid and I don't respect them".
um
absolutely OBLITERATED that fool
why you dyeing your hair for anyway gaybo
lads
lil bro graduated from uni in July 2023
still hasn't got a job
now be honest with me
will that look bad on his cv
you one of them homosexualites?
RRRRAAAAHHHHHH LOOT EVERYTHING
graduated in may of '23 and i've had 3 different jobs since then
kicked that fool to the moon
is it true most brits use single-ply toilet paper?
why you dyeing your hair for anyway gaybo
90% of male ageing is hair related
grey hair = grandad
balding hair = pedo grandad
you need to be on minoxidil + clairol to retain the ol' youthberg
no
fuck off
..yh
should probably get a part time job while applying for a real job
got greys in my hair and beard and women of all ages love it. got a full head of hair though and a perfect beard.
me hair gets greyer every day
not balding though so i am thankful for that
oh deary me
that's not good
firms like loyalty
would stick my nose up if I saw your cv come through me letterbox
would probably burn it and piss on its charred remains
disloyal slag
not great for the credit rating either
its the same as double ply, you just fold it up einstein
na Asda dont care
you're probably 6'3
you could look like you have some sort of syndrome (like adam driver) and women would still like you
us 5'10 niggas need to actually take care of how we look
you wouldn't get it
greying hair is reversible by minimising cortisol
then you use it up twice as fast
in america it is quite common for people to work for a place for a few years and then leave for a better higher paying job
impossible to avoid cortisol lest you win the lottery
its the same amount of tissue on the roll you moron
you're probably 6'3
taller lol but even if i've been sat down at one of them pub picnic tables the whole time and they can't see how tall i am, they still like it. "distinguished" i get.
carly xx
Yes I do but only because I stole about a 2 year supply from my old job before I left.
I'm scared of women
mental how cute she is
just did a big cough
but you said you've had 3 in 2 years
you fail your own example
tubby
an Indonesian working in a sweatshop has nothing in common with a white guy working in a ford factory in the united states
it's a smart idea to leave a sheet of tp in your arse after you're done wiping just to absorb any excess poo
she smiled and waved at me once
alri stressedlad
try taking a holiday you daft cunt
wearing my favourite blue t-shirt
saw a tweet that said cortisol also expands your waistband
as someone who has never had to deal with any responsibilities because i live with mummy and daddy in my 30s i still have a mop of brown hair and im as skinny as i was when i was playing in the garden
one was only for 2 months, the other one was for a year and 2 months, the third I just started 2 weeks ago
Yes my hair is growing grey, but i'll never have a gf anyway.
why'd you stop playing in the garden lad
screaming at lewis crying under his sheets all night worried someones gonna knock on his door
oh aye and worry about the house getting burnt down or burgled whilst I'm gone
or if the vets are raping my cat
snazzy!
people that get cortisol treatments tend to get fat, yea
I'm 6'2 and I still get zero pussy because I'm an autist
Remember when life was so simple you had a favourite item of clothing and that was it?
read this as "cause i'm an atheist" and started laughing
saw her pooing in a bush on the isle of wight once
qrd on the lewis psyop?
*lays a friendly hand on your shoulder*
women are required to have sex with men who are taller than they are
got the flu, but i'll survive xx
your face is your personality, your height is your confidence
grew up.
the secret to minimizing ageing is infantilism
seems obvious now ive put it on paper
green finger is oozing now
it's the satisfying crack of the loony troons skull that makes this great i.4cdn.org
*licks your hand*
The korean femboys beside her mog her
ah never said it was my hand did i
and cans lads in?
on the thatchers gold meself
bit boring boxing
Gen 3 OU Pokemon is KINO
ate some ancient marmalade I found in the fridge that was opened like a year ago and it didn't make me sick despite the label saying "consume within 3 weeks"
wtf
not canslad but vodkalad
got another vodka
cooked the two last hot dogs in the container
YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
listening to arctic monkeys live set and HAVING A BLOODY GOOD TIME
based
might nick some wine from the kitchen
on the drinks tomorrow myself