Lizzo-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
first for cum con sex
no jannies
no captchas
FREEEEEEDOM!!
i would like to have sex with elon's tranny son
but can women see why kids love the rich taste of Cinnamon toast crunch ?
I have a significant distaste for those of lower socioeconomic class
posted it again award
our new thread slave is not very original
I havent posted this in at least a week
What a coincidence; I share your scorn for such individuals.
someone i could teach and mold someone i could ultimately turn into a killing machine
that's a blatant lie
This is my loofah cloth mom bought me I use it to wash my back and exfoliate and it's clearing up my bacne.
I recommend it.
tf is going on in Anon Babble rn
prove me wrong
shilling, like usual
i need one im sick of using a giant brush
I have like four hours of work to do this weekend. Should I do it today or take an edible and just do it tomorrow?
bit rayciss, innit?
more proof that jason is black
What’s with this distribution?
do two hours today and two hours tomorrow
yuck
don't worry about it
THIS guy can get a girlfriend and basically you're fucking retarded
"why yes i am a cum rag"
hes tall
I say this
have you considered NOT being a manlet freak? Just grow more, lil bro
Decided to take an edible instead of working. I'll do that shit tomorrow.
I am literally a woman repellant
rude
the moment you stop thinking with your dick is the moment you realize that 99% of women are outrageously boring and frustrating to interact with
sex with them isn't even good, cause of how clueless most of them are in the sack
every day I lament that I wasn't born a fag
god i need a fucking girlfriend
sounds like you might be attracted to transsexuals.
i need a pocket pussy and a dildo
I was actually impressed with how little porn was posted in /cum/ while we were away, without the janny around to sperg out about it.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
you might be right, but all the trannies I've met irl act like women on turbomode
this is when I hop over to thailand or brazil or poland and go fishing, surely the odds of finding the perfect trannywife are higher there
yeah what do you NEED a woman for exactly. it’s either pussy or for some kind of personal validation. in the first case just buy a ribbed vibrating silicone one, in the second case you need to do some personal reflection and figure out why your self esteem is so low
I married a crusty fujoshi who just sits around and reads korean BL manwha all day and doesn't have a good bathing or shaving routine.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
arent you the guy who was a gay drug addicted prostitute and caught stds
el poder nace del fusil
spinsteresque
holocaust books belong in the FICTION section of every library
Sure, why not.
i remember your story about letting an old man suck your dick and you getting a lump after on your balls after that
where are the sexicans?
according to my own personal accounting it was actually 8 million
Yeah, I thought since he didn't have any teeth it would be amazing, but I left pretty disappointed.
they're all here
i cant see them
they all left when they heard you were coming
It is a clutch and pressure plate not a turbo
The springs on the hub of the friction disc smooth out engagement of the clutch to the flywheel
that's impossible. it's always the opposite
got my car washed today at one of those automatic ones, my dogberg was in the car and was loosing his mind throughout the entire thing
flat women are like the desert, theres nothing there and its hot as hell
Operation stop being a fat fuck is going well. Down from 219.4 10 days ago to 214.2 today.
give dogberg a hug from me
Keep it up bro. I'm down to 220 from 255 and still slowly losing.
preach brother
breast envy is so stupid
The girl in the pic isn't flat
I can't tell if that's a lot or not, but keep at it bud eh
WAGMI
it's actually cute when girls have boob envy
anxiety is killing me
So many fat fucks in the thread makes me think twice about going to the cum meet up in July
the /cum/ meetup is in september, dummy
whom ugly and retarded?
just you lil buddy
That's not what the admin of the cum discord said
where is the meetup?
Just made beautiful caramelized shallots (ancient Calabrian recipe di nonna, goes back to the Peloponnesian War)
Should I get a professional massage? Shit is like 70 bucks but nobody has touched me in like 4 or 5 years and I'm starting to get depressed. I don't really want sex I just want someone to caress me
You should go to an asian rub and tug instead. Get a massage and sex/handjob
Chicago
your moms house (we're running a cum train on her)
If you go to an Asian spa and you can get a massage and sex
nobody has touched me in like 4 or 5 years and I'm starting to get depressed
ayo look at this normalfag
me
we should start a club
this computer shop fucking sucks
i go to their website and they have a t14 selling for 1200
i go to the store and ask they if they can buy it and they say we'll call you back about it
i get an email saying that it's now 1900 dollars
i say fuck you and place the order through their website (which it allows you to do)
they then call me and say they cant do it but offer me a t16 for 1350
so i say fine that's fine enough
they tell me to come in the next day between 3-4
i go there and guess what the computer isnt fucker there and they tell me it's arriving in the van
so i wait till four and come back and they tell me they got to do inventory
incompetent fucks i swear
gonna leave them a shitty review after i get my laptop
This life sucks
POV: you're tall and white and went on a trip to Asia
at an anime thing?
is it just me but are chinese women way more attrative than japanese
like nips have just never done it for me
no at a gay sex bathhouse
Rate my tomato
Smart to have gay sex at a bath house
Makes it easy to clean up any of the poo that isn't eaten
i know deep down jason actually loves and respects people of all colors and creeds
doing real good on the weightloss there, guy
that isn't eaten
Waste not, want not
don't worry brian will be there on cleanup duty
The most violent blacks in America, the ones in high level corrections facilities, generally keep their distance from the white minority affiliated with the Aryan Brotherhood and show them respect when they do engage.
On the other hand blacks don't show middle class white people respect because they don't deserve any. That's the honest to god's truth. They know you care more about your 401k than your pride or your dignity so you won't fight back. It's on us to train our people out of this feeble mindset that is inadequate to meet the current challenges of the day.
i think the most effective tool we got is gentrification
gentrification is highly based
start chasing out these shitty black neighborhoods and building something half decent to scatter em
no
thats being done by the most anti white gay faggots on planet earth though
You just don't hear this anymore
youtu.be
like i give a shit bout dumb rednecks
the actual answer is to get the Aryan Brotherhood to beat the shit out of every negro boy multiple times when they're growing up
my mom used to work as a telemarketer selling grave plots.
why do americans worship millionaires and billionaires?
might take a nap
Legitimately grim
My instinct is to release my anger on people like that
why do americans worship millionaires and billionaires?
At brians house
at last my working overnight stint is over
I can go to sleep when it's dark like a real human bean again
fuck jannies
might just be post-nut clarity but i think i'm going to be okay dying alone. i can't imagine ever enjoying a woman's company.
Let me validate my opinion first by announcing to everyone that I've just coomed
Grim
he lives in the ghetto we'd all get stabbed by the local fauna
yes. is there a problem with that?
Brian will cast a spell of protection
Viva Palestina, viva Sudán, viva Puerto Rico, viva Kashmir, viva Somalia, viva Cuba
erm he literally said that to invalidate what followed
Lay off the gay porn, bud. It’s getting to your head!
women add nothing to a man's life outside of sex (and flirting with you, on occasion). when you nut you realize how stupid it is
i like indians
i dont give a fuck
Saaaaar
muerte por pendejos
This is my wife
gypsy-rose lookin bitch lmao
Saw Seinfeld
Can't fucking figure out captchas
That looks like a 14 year old girl
bro married a minecraft villager
the only girls I find attractive are out of my league. so yeah, it's over
Did he talk about George
Whole thing looks like a closeup of a fly's mouth
did he make any airplane food jokes
lower your standards, incel
The day is already over and ive done nothing
i'm getting tired of being drunk and fighting people at bars and ignoring family events and maxing out my credit cards
No
I've been awake for 21 hours
the poorest white person is still better than the richest black person
i voted for obama
Any girl that isn't a 6/10 or above who actively approaches me and does most of the work is not worth my time.
Might start carrying around a camera so beautiful women will let me take their pictures
no cap if you want easy pussy just become a photographer
the new york stock exchange unveiled a bust of joseph stallin during WW2
no cap fr bruh?
na i capped
how I stare at indians, chinese, arabs, bantus, anglos, jews, muslims and any others knowing i'm mestizo and going to kick all of them out because these lands were conquered by my european ancestors and settled by my native ancestors
Your mom unveiled her bust to me
I had enough sex for multiple lifetimes. I just like taking pictures of pretty women
elonbux dropped from $700 to $300 this month
huh
soyjaks
get out
india and pakistan nuking each other
my penis is getting rock hard just thinking about it
Well, well, well, if it isn't Monsieur WFH. Still enjoying your good fortune by raging at poors, I see
hopefully it convinces those in the west to go back and fight for their lands and never return
these two beautiful bastards taught me everything i know
He only mentioned the marine biologist thing
No but he has a bit about coffee and tea
just consumed some caramelized onions (ancient Calabrian recipe di nonna, goes back to ancient Sumer)
why do americans think that billionaires are smart and cool?
More like our governments will use it as an excuse to import hundreds of millions of subcontinentals, just like the European traitor elites used Arab Spring as a similar pretext
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
if your penis could talk, what kind of accent do you think it would have?
Any other college transfers? Just accepted my admission today.
underage b&
im 24 sir
It is my experience that most people named Nick are in fact dickheads
its saturday in the spring so that means the boomer next door pulls his old boomer muscle car out of the garage and revs is up for 45 minutes straight and freaks out my dogs then doesnt drive it and puts it back in his garage until tomorrow
call the based department next time he does it
this but Brandon
They don't need an excuse they've already been doing it and will continue to do it. Carney said they will cap temp at 5% of pop. Do you know what that means? A lot of temps are going to become permanent.
When I was a little kid, I knew a kid called Nicholas. He started crying when I called him Nick, and made the teachers tell me to stop calling him that.
whats ur major
next door pulls his old boomer muscle car out of the garage and revs is up for 45 minutes straight
I hope he plays ACDC while doing it
ciencias de la computacion
Im going to do this in a few years but with Iron Maiden.
Perhaps even more so
He may have avoided the fate
I think my lowest opinion name based on personal experiences is Brett
It doesn't help seeing so many other dickheads rooting for him
nice man, what were you doing up until now? just working odd jobs?
LOL
I love hearing about retards that like to idle their cars or rev them with no load just because
They’ve been signalling it for years. Then-Minister of Immigration Marc Miller said something about how if there is such a big temporary foreign worker problem, the government can just make them permanent as a solution.
I think I've only known one brett and he was ok, I didn't really know him that well
I don't think most men know what it's like to have literally never been shown any interest by women.
hmm that's true, I don't
NEET living in my parents house. Took mostly online coursework at local community colleges for 2 years before transfer.
I started treatement for a metabolic disorder I unknowlingly had around the time I enrolled which made me slightly less of a lazy cunt.
I've fucked my wife no less than 2000 times
lust provoking image
fuck you
I'm gonna try picking at my toenail. Haven't touched it in a couple years, and I just got some toenail clippers that open a bit wider and I might be able to tear the whole thing off now.
It got discolored and stopped growing and has just sat there hardened and discolored for like 10 years.
how many years until you finish this degree, CS isn't an easy degree
nail fungus?
I remember when I had an ingrown toenail, I went to the pharmacy (I lived abroad), bought some codeine. Loaded myself up on it (weak opiate) and then hacked at my toenail with a knife. It was bloody but not very painful.
how do you stare at italian americans?
I personally try to avert my gaze when i see a Mesoamerican
Whoa mama
anybody remember the poster that would draw?
they were simple black and white, but really seriously good and simple
hes still revving up his car
Anon Babble is dead. Its toxic legacy is everywhere
Tech " journos " would be of more use to humanity mulched up and used as fertilizer.
italians, spaniards, germans, and portuguese are cool but everyone else has to go back
WHO ELSE /DRUK/ HERR
hmm yeah he just disappeared, or quit drawing I guess maybe
go check it out, maybe he'll take you for a ride
imagine if germans had colonized america instead of the english, we would probably be living on mars right now
the dude had real talent
feel the urge to redownload oblivion and mod it
TRVKE
anglos are a curse
the ultimate conSOOMer
2 years at least, likely 2.5 based on my friend's experience with similiar degrees. I would definitely prefer to be 26 rather than 27+ when I graduate.
I know, for many, many years i was completely disregarded.
Now when i walk around with my brazilian black queen gf, i have noticed many women staring at us, and other men checking her out.
In fact when word got out at my job that i was seeing someone, one female coworker who barely spoke to me in the previous two years i was at the job, all of a sudden was messaging me after work and shit.
It's hillarious and sad.
there is no consooming i bought the game in 2018
why not run through the remaster?
I've reduced my Anon Babble use over the years to a minimum but the recent outage made me stop using it completely for the duration it lasted and my life improved. I got things done, stopped procrastinating and "touched grass" somewhat.
The recent outage cleared all my doubts. My life's better without Anon Babble, or any social media for that matter. Even normie social media has the algorithm pushing toxic shit to me. Especially in the reels.
i require a qt Portuguese gf with slightly hairy forearms and hair black as midnight
my pc cant run it
yeah and then you're back as soon as 4chin is back up. makes me think
A friend of mine moved to Portugal last year, he's insanely wealthy, but a retard, he was already married to a tattooed whore who is also insanely wealthy when they moved there
I look like this
im not okay
recommend me anime/manga. i like mystery/thrillers like odd taxi, list game, and terror in resonance.
what’s going on big guy
hate it when big titty porn models do a Hooters roleplay but put their hair in a ponytail.
Pony tails are against the official Hooters girl dress code!
Why can't they get it right?!
cause ain't nobody goes to hooters anymore
I've never been to hooters, I heard they had good wings
list game
liar* game, fuck you phone.
I wrote a huge proposal to resuscitate the brand.
the tl;dr is they have to embrace a more natural "girl next door" appearance to the Hooters girls and move past the porn-y platinum blonde production line look to the gals.
They'd still have big boobs, but also be a little more hefty elsewhere.
Also they need a specific named Hooters girl television character mascot like some other companies do (like Progressive's Flo).
She'd be a brown haired cutie with light make-up (and big boobs).
I went out with a girl that did national ads for Hooters, and her hooters were not that big
I was complaining about having to mow the lawn
my wife says
suck it up buttercup
People who said the food was bad were overly picky. It was comparable to the food at an Applebbes, Chili's, TGIF, etc.
whipped
dat pussy is good tho
I saw so many gorgeous long toed girlfeet in heels today
Two had red nails, one dark blue, one white, one natural (she had the best toes) and one shiny pinkish like color
The worst part is not being able to stare nonstop
Yeah I think that actually got to be kind of a problem, along with them featuring a lot of women with breast implants in their ads.
They need to go back to the drawing board and have girls with big naturals.
And then when the media criticizes them for it they can pull the body shaming card and turn the tables on them.
Part of my plan was also getting rid of tips entirely, but also paying the Hooters girls very well. Two things the redditors/liberals love, so they'd begin to play the devil's advocate for the company in the public.
No you look like this
and move past the porn-y platinum blonde production line look to the gals.
the reason hooters died and filed for bankruptcy is that they DID move away from hot blonde girls
and replaced them with obese black hogs and purple haired they/thems. like obviously that didn't work
That’s a pic of me
the reason hooters died and filed for bankruptcy is that they DID move away from hot blonde girls
Publicly they never did. People still believed that is all Hooters was.
Also they got a lot of bad press a few years ago about the redesigned uniforms which were even more porn-y. And that the Hooters girls had to pay for their own stockings out of a vending machine. That was a really stupid move for them.
no I don't look like that, that's a pic of fk
tried to hug dogberg while he was eating he didnt like it one bit
Publicly they never did. People still believed that is all Hooters was.
no, when you go into hooters and some obese black cow is there in a XXXL hooters outfit, you're obviously never going back. the food wasn't good enough to survive that
at the local cafe a lone pajeeta smelled like a literal loo after someone just shitted and she kept yawning and stretching in a loud and autistic socially unaware way and every time she stretched i got a whiff of the poo smell it was so bad that i left.
imagine owning a dogberg instead of a catberg
i have both but catberg lives outside in a box
thoughts on this house
area has about 15,000 people
The racial makeup of the city was 82.4% White, 0.7% African American, 12.3% Native American, 0.4% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 1.2% from other races, and 2.8% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino people of any race were 3.1% of the population.
Anyone else pretend to be a wigger and talk ebonics to themself? It's entertaining. I swear I'm not retarded.
i only do that on /cum/ to make yall nibbas mad.
that town is in the middle of no where innit
I'm voting for Carney
I already voted for him. You idiot vote early or your vote may not be counted
I support Catalan, Corsican, Basque, Sicilian, Briton, and Gallego separatists
Leave dogberg alone while he's eating
This is my mental image of the "new" Hooters girl.
Chestnut hair (maybe a little curlier than this image).
Less make-up (not "zero" make-up!)
Less worried about body weight (but not a pig)
Real boobs that are still big.
Thin orange or brown crop top under looser old-fashioned ribbed white tank-top
And you pay her $25 an hour starting.
30 minutes drive from Green Bay
you must not be from the midwest, many cities are below 1% black
I'm half Basque can you send financial supports
They lost a whole generation of millennials and zoomers who never set foot in a Hooters in the first place.
i just checked greenbays demographics and the black population and latino population is growing while the white one is dwindling
I support Ireland taking back North Ireland
Literally me. What the fuck is the point?
Uploaded some new pictures on twitter
Leave a like if you enjoy
what are you doing in Canada nigga, your people need you in the Basque region
gimme a link
to see gals with big tits in tight clothes with your own eyeballs instead of over the internet.
Also a great place to watch sports with a crowd.
vote early or your vote may not be counted
DemocracyTM
i dont like that
Just go to a strip club.
sometimes the girls do have big hooters.
fun fact: the one with the bigger set here is a lesbian. A lesbian who worked at a Hooters.
okay, that's Green Bay, only go there for football games
young german porn addict discovers the wonders of AI, gets one shot by it, never recovers!!
many such cases!
very nice but not leaving a like because i dont want gooner stuff on my xitter
well, /cum/?
I've been reading erotic novels and I've noticed that women have a lot of sexual fantasies about being raped, why?
Basque Maritimes diaspora
fake titties are cool, talked about that on sharty, even posted pics of the fake ones I got to play with
you can feel the silicone bag inside, very weird, not sexy
Its true that a lot of white women like rap these days
yo faggorito, meet me in Vallarta next week, we can get some ready and willing poontang
I'll be there for 3 weeks
Suddenly in a bit of a depressive funk past few days. seemed to coincide exactly when Anon Babble re-opened...
This girl likes me, but I'm suddenly doubting myself and feeling like i'm not good enough. And the interest and feeling has disappeared Idk
rap is the new pop, it's the generic music that everyone loves.
Yes but they like the absolute worst rap that plays in clubs
Completely different experience and rationale for going.
btw onlyfans killed strip clubs.
Even before I became a racist chud, I always hated rap and was shocked anyone enjoys it
fake titties are cool,
*not cool
Vallarta
too far, I can literally see laredo if I go up to my roof.
the fishing one is nice
you can feel the silicone bag inside,
That's hot though. The mentality that led to putting those in her breasts is hot
It's been like that since the mid-2000s.
If anything white girls are finally, FINALLY getting over their rap phase and getting back into good pop.
Momberg gave me cuticle scissors and I got it all off(mostly) finally. You can see from the dent how much longer it was when I woke up this morning.
It was hard and layered like an onion and now I got it down to a tiny thin strip but it hurts if I try to pull it out so I'm gonna try soaking it in vinegar or something now that it's just a thin piece of nail and not ten layers of rock.
yeah, have you heard those slow romantic raps that girls love nowadays? it sounds so weird.
Some rap is cool. I like some of 90s stuff.
youtu.be
Rap had more character and was a little more goofy.
Now every rap song is just some trap artist going like "yuh ya rape kill rape doing drugs yuh yuh yuh"
Ive had this same thing and clipping my big toe is a giant pain in the ass. Doctorberg gave me an antibiotic
What like Tyler the Creator or something?
i was gonna make a post but i wanted to wait for the new but now i don't remember what my post was.
uh okay, for you
they were huge and cartoonish, also almost perfectly round, and she was a tiny short skinny girl
I follow this trashy, greedy, piggy fat girl online with absolutely colossal bazooms. She's planning on getting a reduction in a year or so.
I need to convince her that's fucking retarded because she can make a fortune on OF and live life on easy street. I know her greedy little fat chick mind would get used to the idea as soon as the first paycheck came in, as well as the dopamine hits from the constant positive reinforcement from her simps.
I'm cute. Get over it.
Momberg should have given you an abortion-berg to spare us this sight
I REFUSED the drugs and it just sat in a static state for ten years and I occasionally chipped at it and soaked it in stuff. Cuticle scissors were a game changer.
Any time I hear anything about white women I have to remind myself "not all of them are like this". Even if it's one in a thousand or even a hundred thousand or a fucking million, there are some of good quality. The rest I'll just ignore passively and without hate.
Stop smoking so much weed
yet you have exactly zero bitches
proof?
i have literally never done any drugs in my entire life lmao.
sexo con mejican bummy
a lot of things seemed to be suddenly going good in my life while Anon Babble was down
This site really is a curse
like this?
niggas its just the flesh under the nail, far worse stuff is posted here regularly
it's just going to come back
no. your cummy bummy on my tummy
I just looked at porn wat more
Havent gone fishan yet this year but the weather sure is fine
210006833
Kys
no
Why is mom jewish
That's disgusting, you want to fuck fat Mexicans.
I want to perform the act of coitus with your bum bum