North Yorkshire Moors edition
/brit/
I miss her
LIV
ERP
OOL
poo smells
got the Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble on
decide not to make a thread
nearly 360 posts before someone dares make one
Lads, I appreciate you waiting on me but I really wasn't making one
for me it's Anon Babble Anon Babble and /sp
good edish
good lad
sorry who are you again
i forgot how short these threads last since using alt chans.
way too fast now its like whiplash.
consider that no one fucking cares as much as you do pal
one hour 40 minutes until Oblivion downloads
Looking forward to being quite drunk then, lads
Anyone else for the cans?
What are the plans other than the cans for this evening?
For me it's Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble
where did you lads go during the downtime? ghostposted on desuarchive me
literally all of us were on soyjack
ugh Anon Babble is dead chud and only its toxic legacy lives on, i read it in the tech news
we were all on the sharty
'Bristal City Lights' by contemporary UK painter Cath Read
yeah like a bender ghost on the periphery ie YOUR LIFE
ghostposted on desuarchive me
what the hell does this mean
checked in on crystal cafe but didn't post there as I respect women and their rules of consent
got too drunk last night. never drinking again!
You've been datamined by sharty's built in malware
the gilf wanktoil
just saw a naked japanese man running about on stage in front of simon cowell
grangle grangle
Where's Bristal?
desuarchive.org
see all the posts with a black bar were made directly to the archive, you can make one if you want
the wanktoil looms
I got banned from crystal cafe
all those requests were blocked for me, i was the mad cunt who actually asked what fakemoot was doing with tuxler when it lagged the site with a million requests
lads we've been fucking grangled
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT HE CAN STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT
was ghostposting but had too much spam so went outside instead
Is that how she spelt it
i've grangled my life
Drinking one of these
ME OWN SON, A SHARTY POSTER?
remember that dance remix of land down under a few years ago
that was brilliant
got diarea
big booty black ladies
bristal palace
A week on sharty definitely made me understand this show a lot more
little girl AI bradley walsh
yum
the wanktoil looms
the worktoil delayed
are women good at art
appropriate reaction
Might watch adolescence
watching that firearm bloke going through atomfall's weapons
anyone played atomfall? i liked it
want to go to the lake district someday
youtube.com
sir nudge unit
me and my wife
Might watch adolescents
there's a lady artist that draws yugioh porn that I really like
Yeah, sort of one of their things
finest british goth girls
tiktok.com
x.com
looks like Chapell x
um
wtf
think me nan has the same forearm
stupid catberg
probably has lice now
want to go to the lake district someday
you could go tomorrow
might get one of those VR headsets you snap your phone into and try out some of that VR porn
shannon smith made some bad mistakes
don't tell me what to do
can't, going cinema tomorrow :)
mister god is blowing cloud down onto me lads
diareas come out now
flushed down the bog
got the aswad back to africa on
becoming black
After Rorkes slip of the tongue earlier, he is being more careful about what he shares with the lads.
The topic moves on to computers, Deano has a windows laptop to stream the footy for free, Sebastian uses a MacBook for graphic design.
Rorke lets them all know he uses Tails.
He's done it again.
isn’t he secretly gay?
SKKKKKEEEEEEUUUUUUUPPPPPPP
i gaaave my cousin heeaad
i gave my cousin head
was supposed to go Oxford and meet up with some mates for a reunion
decided to do coke with some other mates last night until 4AM
didn't go to Oxford and missed out on a lot of fun it seems
ahh yes, fucking my life up with stupid decisions as usual.
this is nothing for him, but damn nigga really lost 10 mill for some mid hispanic pussy
i actually use arch linux thats encrypted at rest with the hardware tpm
i've genuinely got a raised eyebrow mentioning this
i've only done it so if it's robbed theyve not got my browser cookies and bitcoin wallet
desperately missing the ex gf of 4.5 years today lads
unironically his best song in years
spaino posts
gets told he's spaino
starts posting tranny porn
It's like a Saturday evening and me having the cans or the Latvian ignoring the fact I'm staring at her chebs. It's just naturally the habit at this stage, lads
lewis.oneill.5 shared this reel with you
what the FUCK
don't like being called out for your abhorrent posts do you boringlad
i've only done it so if it's robbed theyve not got my browser cookies and bitcoin wallet
Oh aye I'm sure...
*glances at the other lads around the table*
boringlad
wailing
You forgot to mention I'm 47 and dress up as judge dredd and roleplay as him
that lewis the loaf you're referring to?
Lewis O'Rorke
it's more likely they have no clue what you're talking about than that they think it's suspicious
but yeah encryption shaming is pretty silly
How’s the pope doing these days?
Doing a poo
oh god ive just outed myself as rorke, haven't i
*sells my thinkpad for a macbook*
come on
You know what I'm actually quite sexy
rorke ordering yet another 4TB hdd
pope dood
wat nao?
um.
:)
Black trans pope
Come out ye black and trans
rorke struggling to open his filing cabinet of 4TB hdds
do you cosplay as judge dredd? thats kinda cool
she was angry he wouldn't get her pregnant
got the scroobius pip on
embarrassed yourself here
haha can we stop posting this now mate. it's awful doxxing an innocent lad.
Gabriella Zoonigga
mmhmm she want a luh rapper or athlete swelling up in her belly x
Went to a nude beach and a bloke kept staring at me and wanking
Pure slurping the fuck out of these, 7.2% get in
crazy that zuniga is the white woman and shannon sharpe is the black man
keep it on reddit next time
IPA
Fuck makes it a doubt IPA, the ABV%?
they give you man tits though
Really? Lmao
wouldn't drink brewdog if offered free of charge
"punk" my arse
Get Duvel. Better.
she wanted a BIG BLACK BABY.
It's literally just beer lads
zuniga
white
dios mio...
???
I hope
Diego come backs to
Anon Babble. org.
drink normal beer you freak
bet you've got man tits and a bald head
context?
I heard Brewdog is controversial so I had a look into it.
Turns out the owner made some jokes about trannies, tried to shag all the fit lasses who worked at his pub and then stopped paying a living wage to his staff.
Sounds pretty based to be honest lmao
something bad is brewing in my lower bowels
25K for each cheek seems a bit much imo
me? just had a mug of instant coffee
pronouncing goth as joth from now on
at B&Q with your mum
cooked salmon for the first time
tasted good
made my willy twitch this did
got a bit of drum and bass on
youtube.com
fucking love love LOVE this album
was the basis for msx in gta 3
Not remotely sexy nor even interesting
But in your mind you are married to the woman in this file
waaah i deserve a living wage even though i make shite beer :(
get fucked lmao
walking across cyrodiil in a completely straight line PART 1 - PISSED OFF MUDCRAB
salmon is lush but I prefer trout, it's similar but more tender and has less fat than farmed salmon
Tell your mates. Not us.
why do you say that
have you had wild salmon
Fell in love through photograph
I don't even know your name
Wonder if you'd follow back
I hope to see you one day
I won't show my niggas now
I'II keep this one for myself
Love today's gone digital
And it's messing with my health (yeah)
i haven't got any mates
you're my mates
free the palestinegros
sucking a tin of custard
no but I saw someone say that on reddit
goofy ahh hairstyle
have a coke sesh with the lads last night
sleep rhythm ruined
weekend wasted
gym streak lost
porn addiction worse
increased self loathing
pure self destruction. need to break out of this downward spiral before I waste even more of my life.
Hmm why would a sex tape be leverage?
Perhaps he has a SBC
yeah, you can get wild salmon from most supermarkets mate
She says it's a rape tape. He says it was a sex tape.
canadian broadcast coportation
aka cromulent black cock
blog on
rorke punching his own head to get rid of the gay porn thoughts
A clue... lost.
I used to like Anon Babble, but it's a bag of shit now so I may as well return to Anon Babble.
She says it's a rape tape.
yeah well he's black that's just how they have sex
seethe on
Wow
The Pope rolls like that?
Was he controlling these niggas? They all turnt up.
shut up you stupid cunt
To be fair £50m for getting raped by a black american football player is a good deal
Imagine having this fucking golem lurking around your house all the time just mooing like a cow and breathing heavily
I'd pure annihilate his skull with a brick, best thing for him
Me in the background
work with a lad who's a 24 year old virgin
plus he's a curly ginge + a speccy bam to boot
the pope had his willy in all their bums
did they really?
dayum that nigga had them on lock on god on arafat
Vatican got these men acting like boys
sit on the chairs get to peaching shit up catholic shit nigga
get him on here
Starmer shouldn't be there, he's a kike
wish I knew how to type like a woggified zoomer like this. enjoy your baited (You)'s mate
bedroom stinks of farts and cum
shieeeed dey done squared up
incelwalk to the dispensary currently being planned
there's nothing odd about being a 24 year old virgin man today
they all are apart from macron
on the bus to poowong
trump is a catholic in proddie clothes.
vance is a proddie in catholic clothes
to the YANK in the previous thread that asked for the difference between east and south asians
south asian = indian/paki/bangladesh
east asian = chinese/korean/japanese
south east asian = filipino/malay/thai/viet/cambodian/lao/singapore/indonesian
buy a FUCKING atlas
He's French so quasi-Jewish
@Grok is this true?
Going to mass tomorrow for the first time.
Wanted to do it for ages but now that the Pope has died it's going to look performative.
trump probably really vibes with all the fake Plasticine renaissance shit in there
Anthea 'the body' Turner
That was 6 fucking years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES
im 30 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE
Based
How do you get fag stains off I tried lemon juice and soap but it did nothing I don’t want people to think I’ve got shit stains on my fingers
she was hot af tbf. can you really blame andyman
also in 2019 i said id never suck a tranny off. its now 2025 and I suck myself off daily
captcha: GAYXTA
pope
pop
po
poo
alri pooey hand lad
What the fuck are you talking about
lol mental how if you say something it means its true.
she was batshit crazy mate. her husband just left her, she claimed three weeks ago she had a few days to live after being in a terrible car accident.
the chargers against prince andrew were dropped because they reached a cash settlement.
just seems like her entire life was in nosedive and she killed herself mate. it's pretty clear if you take just even a glance at her life.
I am not suicidal, just ask my therapist
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
clever girl..
Stop smoking mate
t. martin luther
alright poo finger
in awe at women in their 40s who still manage to be girly and cute
genuinely nothing gets my dick harder desu
may have crows feet besides their eyes but still project perpetual youth and joy
nobody understands what I mean when I say this
trump stripped of his aura
ong this nigga mid now fr
they’re memholing the Leeds shooting from earlier on today
lemon juice
trump loves gaudy fake gold decoration and shit
the vatican is full of fake decoration because thats what the renaissance was.
what leeds shooting
either stop smoking with these fingers or scrape the dead skin off with something sharp (dangerous)
alri Finch (an American Pie reference)
done her
Can’t mate
I already did that it does nothing
love seeing women in their 40s-50s wearing yoga pants and they've got a great arse and legs
i know exactly what you mean
i used to work with kids and one of the mums was like this, i reckon she had a crush on me and i could have shagged her if i were a man of less moral character
What the fuck are you talking about
something very un/brit/like about this post, while I agree with the message it just doesn't feel right
reckon he's a newtwat or britpol immigrant, either way fuck off
J Cole can rap
youtube.com
PLAY J COLE GET THE PUSSY DRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Got the Chinese ordered.
Are Mark looks thinner there
just had to look it up and it was pakis with crossbows lmao
Had a chicken and sweetcorn soup and a beef chow mein me
the vatican is full of fake decoration because thats what the renaissance was.
No it wasn't
what is the isle of man like?
regularly clock up three wanks a day on the weekend
you know nothing
You're upset someone didn't immediately accept your rorkeish bollocks about "fake decoration"
Got the Chinese ordered.
Oh he tweaking frfr
got mistaken for a lesbian yesterday holy fuck
love it when women get into their 30s and start getting curvy
*shows you my bare arse* yeah?
might load up the osrs for the first time in 3 years
*rapes it*
drinking a beer from america's oldest brewery
compiling shaders
when did they come up with this nonsense
fucking 120gb game and then you have to compile the fucking shaders what in the fuck just fucking launch the cunting game
Oh Dobbie
let me chew on your weird hair
buy ephedrine online
full of regret
That shit pisses me off to no end
monster hunter wilds and last of us part 2 did that shit for like 30 minutes each
Oblivion 7 gig game becomes 125 gigs
gots dem luh airmasses on
looks shite
did u know ephedrine and caffeine makes u supersoldier they tested it
Mad how gay the Church of England is, so glad it's imploding.
No wonder Catholicism is on the rise. Imagine walking into a church and seeing a fucking woman stood there giving a sermon with a fag flag in the background. Rather be DEAD that spit in the face of god like that.
Where's mikey
mum's wife is a bit like this
Toby xx <3
Almost killed myself without this site lads
I'll compile your shaders you fucking cunt
it was always a fake church
all churches here have that regardless of denomination
Been playing Stalker 2 recently.
Not only does it run like shit, it compiles the fucking shaders every time I start it up. I thought it was only supposed to do that once.
Modern game engines were a mistake.
Shut up spaintwat, you're literally jewish
Got rich off mikeynomics and fucked off to Thailand
not every game engine can be idtech
Playing the old video games
It's fun
I die a lot
I have cans and I am happy
It's basically impossible to play stalker 2 at any decent framerate without stutters without a 9800X3D and 5090.
youtube.com
new dj ghost
Was a church founded for immoral fuckery (divorce) in the first place
might play crash bandicoot
Anyone want to play Space Marine 2 with me? xx
Ah yes, the Catholic Church, such a morally upstanding institution
tried playing the old devil may cry games but the controls and camera are too fucked
shame because I really like the graphics and art style
waiting for the summer sale x
need it abolished NOW
replayed deus ex during the down time
what a game
mikey and his trunk of funk (double meaning)
you on playstation?
if your post starts with "Ah yes" I'm not going to read it
Fucking haunted by what i did earlier, it had to be done though, it just had to
You did though
Heard 4 is a right cockripper
Never could get into those games
Felt like most of the enemies just waited for you to fight them
Did you save Sandra?
Heresy
haha just a little jokey joke
Will you give
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines
+ the unofficial patch
a play?
well I don't remember asking you see
new vatican might as well be main street usa
Applying to job and hiring manager only has their first name visible in their email address. So do I start the cover letter with Dear Hiring Manager or 'Hi Matthew' ('Dear Matthew' sounds quite personal and intimate for a job application)
Tell that to her family
ye lad
yea, jock died though because i forgot how to stop the bomb
Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.
going to scran a mass effect trilogy playthrough
want to pick up some artsy porno films from fopp but i dont want them to judge me
Ah yes the lad who doesn't read posts that begin with "ah yes"
On the cider cans myself
They get more stick than they deserve tbqh
ah right I'm not sorry
alri mattyboy conveys a friendly tone you will bring to the working relationship
time to watch the dodgy boxing stream
lets see what's going on in the chat
mark zuck the cuck is a lizard jew kike
can i get a blowjob
you are all peasants
donate to my stream for VIP access
SHITTY ASS WEBSITE FUCK YOU CUNT
stream has switched to showing a street fighter 6 tournament
Fine sky, you'll get your fucking money
Looks a lot better these days
My big fat arse is ordering another takeaway tonight, my brain is screaming at it not to do it but the arse wants what the arse wants
rorke found a girlfriend while Anon Babble was down
unfortunately he won't be posting here any more
Has heathermong or ziedy posted since the outage?
Kek yeah I'll do that then, mattyboy haha
thats because your tastelet just like trump and the mcmansion amerisharts
Give him a nickname make him feel like one of the lads
"Oi oi Matty"
it'll go down a treat I promise trust me
used a BOGO coupon to order 2 large pizzas
all set for the weekend
don't listen to your arse
it's full of shit
Eat a whole loaf of bread instead
ziedy has been spamming in this thread
heathermong hasn't made a single post
he may have killed himself
Great, I have zero tolerance for all the isms
Yeah, they were both spamming sharty
zoomers have zero taste and its their biggest fault
not the catholic church
fuck off liar
Rather die x
watching gay porn