Tristan Tate edition
/brit/
once she got close enough to smell his cock and feel how massive it is it was over for that lesbian shit
Mickey Rourke somewhere smoking a cigar
two glasses of italy's best sparkling water imbibed
hangovertoil completely shirked
nigga you making it sound you're the one who'd want to suck this bloke's cock at this point
mental how good italy is at food and drink
:3
choli <3
lum is a rorke!?
I spent two weeks in Hungary and it was all sparking gas water and paprika in all the food
they had a drink called palinka which i'm sure my liver took 2 years to recover from
need to be annexed as part of the uk
You're at your local Aldi and you see this gremlin calling customers to her til.
What do you do?
Reckon gods not a fan of me for simple not enjoying life seeing how its his blessing and that, kinda like denying him in a way desu.
queen of /brit/
welp
that’s a gay 18 year old with his cock out
gonna have a wank now
pretend i dont hear and anxiously wait for a self checkout till to be free
that would be little lewis
give her arse a pinch
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time for some comfy podcast kino
What's up /brit/ches? Still shunning class warfare? Well I am back to remind you!
Oh great, bread and circuses and circuses nobody cares about at that, you drone
LADIES AND GAMERS...
why do burgers want to be seen as big manly man so much? is it overcompensation?
actually bro the aliens planted DNA here and it grew in the cosmic soup then a few billion years of evolution passed...and bam you appeared.
Also damn that's a really long time isn't it....billions of years...mental
it would appear she's over the suicide of her estranged husband
God loves you in a way beyond comprehension and our limited understanding.
eated cereal
Why do they drive such fuckhuge pickup trucks with big tires...I ask this everytime I get on the road
i have a full time job and barely earn more than what i was getting on the dole
why do people toil again?
wot cereral
i thought they removed Anon Babble but you can still access it
what's that about
just checked reddit and they're blaming white people for the india pakistan war
lol
because its been told what they should do.
people are creatures of habit and their environment.
just checked reddit
I SAID BILLIONS OF YEARS
IMAGINE THAT SPAN OF TIME
You could be at year 800,000...then eventually you get to 1 million years. THEN YOU NEED A FUCKING THOUSAND OF THOSE TO GET TO A BILLION
virgin jeffrey killed himself after being raped lads
still a virgin me so now i just wank to futa
crunchy nut clusters
fucking hell 1am already. dunno how that happened, the last 2 hours just disappeared on me
yank learns about numbers
he fell for toil meme
how come everyone who sleeps outside for a bit whether camping or homeless ends up struggling to sleep in houses? why is the outside so alluring like a drug
not the best but ok
thanks for your reply
you were wanking don't lie
it's like giving a dog a toy, it's just to make them feel like they're contributing
She is so pretty, I love her
Fooking shite, I now too get the post cooldown in every post.
God is in nature
no worries just what was in the cupboard. what is the best?
no. its the drugs.
The only acceptable cereals are as follows:
Bran Flakes
Coco Pops
and that's it
wonder what lewis is up to
erm... coco pops maybe
weetos are chocolate but tear up your mouth
weetabix mini are too expensive
frosties are boring
I have also recently visited Reddit and r/gonewild has been overtaken by AI and interbinary types
same reason why people who spend their whole life living in a house struggle sleeping on the streets. get used to it.
need a tooth pulled
what the arse is interbinary
kneecap told people to 'kill your local mp' at a concert, bit terroristy that but the police will let them get away with it because they're white.
people beyond ones and zeros
interesting
didnt happen
when they're half man, half biscuit
they haven't been paying attention, that's happened loads of times already recently at that too
need my willy pulled
are those the fellas that sing that song about brits out and blackies in?
who's the JD Vance of British politics?
thought rorke liked white people being able to say those things
yhe binble
don't care, luv their music
"'We still have old men in London making decisions that affect my life in Ireland."
why is it okay for him to say this yet if I live far away from London and say this they say you're still english.
nuthin english about london.
because they're white.
they're anti-white whites, that's the good ones
why has heathermong been posting yhe binble for weeks now?
who is yank bastard that talks about yank politics on a non political message board? it's you
Remember that time we posted in Anon Babble for like a week because one lad had a melty.
get off reddit mate, that was fucking years ago
No
remember that fella that ate a slug and became a vegetable then his mum styled a mustache on him and then he died
let him rest in peace
good point
rorkes are dredging up this shit from when they were relatively unknown again because of coachella
the early bird gets the worm lads
no but I'm a slug of a man
I use it as my example to learn from other people's mistakes and minimize mine
It was only a few weeks ago, the lad was so upset someone posted images here. He posted in Anon Babble with VPNs after he got exposed that he was the one spamming.
shopkeeper like i'm ian beale
Dishes washed x
In bed now team. Got toil tomorrow. 14:00 pm to 20:00 pm. The shop shuts at 16:00 pm but I think I'll be cleaning until 20:00 pm.
KYS
embarrassing now but as a teenager i could sing along all the lyrics to that. cant stand me now and music when the lights go out as well.
post something u listen to
mama tama for me before bed
Currently listening to Suede
The purported scran
might read loads of books about expeditions
already read endurance about the imperial trans-antarctic expedition and it was very good
yeah, you're thinking of sam ballard — he was an australian rugby player.
he ate a slug as a dare at a party around 2010. turns out the slug was carrying a parasite called rat lungworm (angiostrongylus cantonensis), which can cause severe brain infections.
sam ended up with paralysis and brain damage, and needed constant care for years.
his mum stayed by him the whole time — at one point, yeah, she styled a fake mustache on him for a birthday photo to cheer him up.
he sadly passed away in 2018 at just 29 years old.
bit grim that mate
fuck still not started mine. any chance you could come over and sort them please?
playing a french japanese rpg
here they come
the beautiful ones...
Consumed lots of dairy today and farting up a storm
face? washed
teeth? brushed
water? drank
me? ready for sleepytime
americans using /brit/
grim
is that your bf's hand?
alri rajinder
No its my dad's actually
Mad how there was a not so long ago
amerifrens keep me company when im here all night
ahhh your daddy. nasty little boy you are
I still listen to the Libertines and Strokes and early Arctic Monkeys, as well as a lot of indie landfill that wasn't as successful.
Remember this one playing at every house party around the era of Skins
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bro thinks he's got the tea and crumpets DLC
malaysian twink acting extra zesty tonight
waaaaaaaayhey fellow aging millennial, remember this album? now THIS was an album
don't forget the cribs
or everyone's favourite, pigeon detectives
look at a mirror, lad
that 00's indie era will probably be the last unconsciously 'white' era of popular music in the uk
ive cured my gayness weeks ago right after Anon Babble went down m8. cant say the same about my loose arsehole though!
bbc.co.uk
will we take him back?
are the lads who hacked Anon Babble going to get into legal trouble?
all derivative shite no wonder nobody outside of that age group remembers them
strong four naans jeremy that's insane vibes from this post
all those bands had black influences and musicians though?
The new 'eitch
call me the fartful dodger x
wahey yes lad... they were right we were not nineteen forever :,(
fucking loved the cribs
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wasnt actually much of a pigeon detectives fan
dont care. it was fun.
no
Literally every single white person under the age of 30 in this country is gay or a tranny
i am not sure why twitter shows me the tweets it shows me
thats why i put 'white' like there were not white people but they were just normal fully integrated non white who were as british as anyone else. likely because the demographics of the 90s when they grew up mean the blacks and browns were actually minorities and had to become english compare to now.
Charlie O'Veitch
didn't he gain access to people credit card info, surely thats illegal even if he didn't steal it.
one thing you miss if youre an incel who wakes up at midday every day is how nice the early morning is
did someone doxx me?
do images ever just flash in yer head or is it just me? Lol xx
thats why i put 'white' like there were not white people but they were just normal fully integrated non white who were as british as anyone else. likely because the demographics of the 90s when they grew up mean the blacks and browns were actually minorities and had to become english compare to now.
remember hearing bloc party before seeing them and was surprised to say the least
I am in gainful employment THOUGH
Now you have white kids speaking in Caribbean accents and doing music about stabbing people.
why were you surprised?
there was a time the blacks had white accents
that time has passed
you thought the ones singing about how the daily mail is evil and immigration is the best were white?
I'd break that zesty scouse buck to say the least
Me and the lads THE LADS
i'm no cyber lawyer, but i doubt it's easy to find him if all you have is a UK IP address and no money
Because he sang in an English accent
This is just a bog standard Famileigh video with additional gay filters
he sang about being black mate
The kinoest Bloc Party choons were I Still Remember and So Here We Are
London accent isn't English mate
creative licence
i heard Helicopter 1000 times and they were just another indie band, i wasn't analysing the lyrics. then saw them on telly and the main one was black and the drummer an oriental. it was a surprise. at that time i thought all guitar bands were white except the girl from yeah yeah yeahs and it never really occurred to me they might not be.
helo, im turning into a werewolf!
never heard of bad brains?
im going to sleep now....
Clint Eastward
going to be honest, I never realised the girl from the yeah yeah yeahs wasn't white
what a weird fetish to have
peek a boo
goodnight my love
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stop bullying british teeth
ah that reminds me, i haven't checked on Anon Babble yet
couldnt tell you any of their songs
like obviously id heard of jim hendrix and knew he was black
but he was a yank and long dead
in England in the mid 2000s i thought everyone doing guitar music was white
darkies were into lethal bizzle and dizzie rascal or whatever
zoomer rorkes genuinely think the only black contribution to popular music has been hip hop
media analyst
what about roll deep lad
i knew from this video.
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infact i think she is a hapa but again it was different for yank bands
english bands were white except the drummer from the libertines who i think might be a yank as well
seen this girl's tits
i heard Helicopter 1000 times
It's literally a song about his life as a black man. One of the lines is literally "Why can't you be more European?"
ROLL DEEP
CHANNEL U DAYS
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ELLA
L
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the polish genetics bullied the fuck out of the korean ones
what about them? ive already said i was into indie not 'urban'
stfu! bloke!
she doesnt even look polish from my limited experience of polish women
you're literally a black bastard
I'm white. I just dont understand how you could listen to a band constantly singing about being black and think "thesens must be white"
tfw can't emojipost here like on the sharty
learn to read, pal. i already said i didn't listen to the lyrics. and anyway we were English, me and my mates in the 2000s didnt consider ourselves European. European meant frogs and germans, not white skinned Brits.
Man shot dead by police in Milton Keynes ‘called 999 himself’
and the line about chocolate, you thought was that just meant sweeties? he also just sounds fucking black. as someone who isnt english, who didn't speak to a black person until my 20s because I grew up somewhere actually white, I recognised his voice as a black voice even as a young'un. what im saying is, you've special needs mate.
Pooey willy, ohhh ooo ohh
SONY ERICSSON DAYS
NOKIA 3310 DAYS
AVIREX DAYS
EVISU DAYS
FILA SKI MASK DAYS
humble bragging about being slavic
yes i assumed chocolate meant chocolate. dairy milk or galaxy or whatever. i had no concept of what a black might sound like. id never met a black person. there were none in my school. none in my town in the north. we had pakis but not a single black. as far as i was aware he was just another southerner and it never occurred to me it was a black until i saw the video.
you're not english mate
leaked image of the Anon Babble hacker
I'm Irish.
mental how you as an englishman couldnt pick out a negro voice cuz of the english accent, but I as an irishman could, despite neither of us having met a black (i also had no paki interactions until I was nearly 20). rekcon it's your low IQ?
yeah i said that mate
Just got home from work, my Dad bought one his usual CDs from the women at the pub and was watching it, and this gem was playing.
rorkes today can't fathom that there are some people that really never saw a black person in their life
irish 'people' stink and are stupid
the lads did NOT like that post
reckon that explains it, you worship blacks like all bogtrotter taig scum
goodnight chaps
you dont have to put inverted commas round the word people lad we're still merely human, despite appearing godlike to you.
*smack lips*
yall are gay asl lol
your posts were literally about listening to propaganda by a negro and being so utterly taken by it that you assumed he was one of your own lmao
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
munching on a dry weetbic and crying
luv inglish burds me
aww, thanks for noticing! it’s called having taste. you should try it sometime.
is it booker t when he sees stephanie vaquer doing her move?
sassed that heteronormative bigot
alri good dreams n that
I've had a spray of that watermelon Lynx and it's not as peng as their usual range
bruh
watermelon Lynx
they brought lynx africa back?
same
wear habit rouge myself
she's welsh
what does it smell like:
its really no surprise everyone hates the irish. smelly subhuman pikey filth. i long for another potato famine.
Everybody loves the Irish, the only people who dont are the english
remember when the gammons were rioting over muslims defending themselves
nobody asked your opinion dylan
it starts as a powdery almost sherbet citrus, then opening up with a sweet floral rose and carnation, finally drying down with sandalwood and leather, combined with the lingering florals
very dandyish
not for the timid man
not my fault you heard the lyrics of a black man singing about black struggles and thought "this man sounds like one of us"
Yes and jigaboo jazz, truly the standard bearers of art and culture
when the gammons were rioting over muslims defending themselves
Sounds like you made this entire event up in your head.
titcow is streaming
it's gooning time
fuck up gammon
They were rioting because an African stabbed 3 little white girls
jigaboo
are you 90 years old
gammons living rent free in abduls head
Why do you bother defending a religion full of literal pedophiles who hate you for being an infidel anyway?
grok, generate a picture of rorke's creps
just espied a picaninny in /brit/
feeling quite niggardly tonight
way bed lads. was good to be back arguing about inane shite with yousens.
night lads.
night fat cunt
hope you die in the night, jock spastic
gammons fuming that the UK is changing for the better
The problem is race not Islam
Literally all the stabbings in the UK are done by Africans. Right wingers in the UK like to blather about Islam because the rabbi has given them a permission slip to do so
the S.O.B's in the /brit/ are acting up again
They were rioting on behalf of Israel because GBNews told them to.
What actually pisses me off about right wingers is that we know all they care about is getting rid of immigrants, but anything that that would actually stop immigrants, like leading massive strikes against British workers being replaced by foreign ones (this is also a brexit benefit by the way), nationalising companies or stopping British involvement in the wars that cause refugees is met with intense hostility.
So what the fuck is it? What do right wingers want?> Do you want to stop immigration or not?
good night dave
good night dave
kek
keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
mental watching this lad proudly claim he's never used AI yet spent 20 minutes replying to a bot lmao
Soyjacks? They're a glorified crew
I would get categorised as right wing for wanting immigration massively lowered but
massive strikes against British workers being replaced by foreign ones
nationalising companies
stopping British involvement in the wars that cause refugees
I'm in favour of all of these
The white Australia policy is the ideal
grim
wanking
didnt this guy say she'll be dead soon and we can all move on?
I just found out a girl I dated when I was 18 is now a model
The problem is race not Islam
model or 'model (amateur porn)'?
griffith had a point
Model like fashion model
It is
destroy absolutely everything that I love in this world
/brit/ r34
I don't like Marvel garbage, nor any other superhero nonsense.
Is videos of women farting out cream enemas too far?
so what do you like exactly? what is AI destroying that you hold so dear?
yeah
Homosxuals should be put in concentration camps
Yes, I've seen some like that on Mike Adriano's sites. I think my favourite was the one where the girl gapes her bumhole and the mad lad eats his brekkie out of it. I think I'd enjoy using a girl's bumhole as a bowl for my milk and cereal tbf
Everything.
Human interaction.
Society itself.
My ability to enjoy art and media without having to worry it might be machine-generated garbage.
My faith in the human species.
I hate it so much I can't fucking control the emotions I feel over it.
I view anybody who uses "AI" to do anything as an actual fucking garbage person. I genuinely hate each and every one of them on a very personal and visceral level.
Somebody saying "I used AI to do X or Y" is to me morally equivalent to somebody saying "I love raping kids".
fucking dimwit
AI IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR BECAUSE I SAW AN IMAGE OF A GIRL NEXT TO A LAMA BE GHIBLIFY'D ON /BRIT/
what about this?
spankbang.com
I like russia because they are anti gay
anti gay should be the policy of every government
why's that then?
You wouldn't be posting soyjaks right now if you were in front of me, since I'd break your actual jaw and leave your body so destroyed you'd need a 6 week stay in the hospital.
all gays are pedophiles
WHERE IS CANSLAD!?!?
Well don't count on any party actually implementing this in the future. They're all united in punishing a few hundred refugees, the genuinely needy, while importing 100's of thousands of immigrants. They're getting the best of both worlds completely for free.