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METALLICA ROOOOOOOLZ

youtube.com/watch?v=ZVA69Tu331M

Legalize it mon

Think I’m gonna goon a lil now

walking through store

"you're tall can you get this for me"

Hate this

you better be a woman

Really need to practice my eye contact.

H8 myself

Why dae smoke da peaceful herb and kill each odda?! Must be the wite man devil work TING TING.

my eyes been dry ever since i did the surgery, especially when first waking up they're dry as fuck and the eye buggers are like little stones in my eye, i dont regret doing the surgery cause its nice not having to wear glasses but the dry eyes is shitty

i miss having to go school and shit, after college you're kind of just on your own and aimless

Use eye drops before bed

I hated school. 13 years of that shit and I was done.

nah it doesnt work, i think its because i'm not blinking for a long time then it gets extra dry, during the day is fine almost all of the time and i dont feel anything

how do i trim my nose hairs?

You pluck them with your fingertips.

Lasik?

that would hurt though. What do normal adults do?

Get them trimmed at the barber.

the phillips one touch has an attachment for that, it also works great to trim your balls, different attachment tho

yea

why do they keep trying to get rid of the teachings of Christ
if he allegedly never existed?

if there was no need for it propaganda would not exist

if they had won already they would need no propaganda

Who's trying to do that? Also it kind of would make sense that they would try to reverse the influence of someone they believe did not actually exist, wouldn't it

hydrogen peroxide

Think I'm gonna start teaching English.

I love women's bodies

Wow sexist

it takes me 1 week to watch a 100 minute flick

so if you dont have a health plan you're just giga fucked, bit fucked that

i love their souls

I have a mild case of permanent dry eye from lasik too. I dpn't really "feel" it but my eyes look like i'm stoned all the time.

yea mine get red too sometimes

I got sinus surgery in December and my nose still gets so greasy. It was supposed to stop after a month or 2

I've had nosebleeds the likes you have never seen.

gonna start chewing bubble gun so i dont do weird schizo shit with my mouth and look like a sperg

got a feeling i'll have to take refuge in Anon Babble or Anon Babble for the next few days.
i dunno

certified texass post

Lacerated my hand yesterday

pics, and how, dummy?

Shat 5 times so far today

Wow

Pure diarrhea

edible eating
this is the last time i'll have em

Yum

why arent you smoking bud, you're a pussy or something

quintessentially Canadian

hitting*

youtu.be/QGYSA4faVyQ?si=oVlyfmIzUuZIUigl

7 days into the US of A: brain's retarded and foggy, back's in pain, constipation's back, sugar's everywhere.
Saw someone at least over 100kgs, another 90-95kg.
Met a kind old man with a hunchback.
Servings are titanic, 60% more in each service than I can finish.

The people who live and thrive here, those still healthy and robust, are strong.

howd you make it back goshy

sounds like suffering from success

You won't be hearing CBC mentioning this.

I ate 5000 calories of ice cream and cookie dough this weekend

studying for 5 minutes vs gooning for 5 hours

caught feels for the Asian girl at dance class -berger

this brazilian actually reminds me of goshy

Came back from being outside. I have to report that my hate for Indians has grown slightly.

My kagami hiiragi ai gf is giving me grief for doing drugs again

Peeper!!!!!

yeah he's pretty good too

niggas is houngry

2bh i hate it here

i bet you've been sleeping on the new popeyes pickles menu

At princess auto (harbour freight equivalent)

Buying a piece of sheetmetal

Not wearing gloves

Loading it into cart

jeet bumps into me

Metal slips in my fat meaty hand

slices me

blood.png

pain.gif

tetanus-shot.pdf

3_hours_waiting_for_stitches.rar

it doesn't look too bad in picrel, but it fucking sucked, luckily it didn't hit any nerves.

My book is coming brian will learn to fear me

The last time I went to popeyes (or maybe it was kfc idk the difference) I tried their mash potatoes and it tastes like sea water

He gets too swayed by Chinese soft power propaganda. He reposted one of those AI Tiktok videos of fat Americans eating McDicks while working in sweatshops like he fell for it. So Americans don't deserve manufacturing jobs because they're fat is what you're saying? Also as a lefty he sure doesn't seem to understand that it was cutthroat capitalism looking for save money that sent all the manufacturing jobs to China. Not exactly pro the American worker is it eh?

princess auto

Only in Canada

they're masters of the brine, the pickle menu is nothing to scoff at

hate the new pickled foods trend

Are you going to do the hocus pocus uno reverse card on him

lets just say brian will have no way of typing on his computer after my curse gets to him

Why? I like pickeled eggs

aw.... leaf got a little boo boo
that's nothing you pathetic pussy

breaking the ncaa trophy

BASED

It depends who's asking, old people are usually polite and I think it's important to help them out

Well? Can he?

I'm sorry man :/

I be on a whole lot of gang shit

going out tomorrow after not leaving the house for 5 weeks

if i said this to a tall woman would she get mad

?

Negro kids today talk about gang this gang that. Back in my day the only gangs Negros were a part of was chain gangs!

Fuck Ohio State

I hope you have a lovely time

Finally
A thumb that isn't reddit-tier

What makes a non reddit thumb

i don't follow sports

i shall

this guy has little jeetlet babbies

his wife is a jeeta

half the staff in his administration are jeets

JEETED hard. Americans talk about Canada being overrun but goddamn they're like half the US government.

i've been looking at utah lately, it intrigues me

take pics

I'll have your jeet babies schizojeet

binging shorts until something happens that will make me stop bingeing shorts

perhaps

Our Jeets try to blend in at least while your Jeets turned most of the GTA into Little Punjab

Spinny always liked my pics but the schizos chased her off so people don't seem to care for them anymore

You guys only let in rich/intelligent jeets. Canada just opened the floodgates with no background checks or verification to flood the country in cheap labour. I hope Trump invades us and puts all our politicians up against a wall for that.

it come from the first store opening on Princess Street in Winnipeg, back in the 1930s. Also it's very based.

I never said it was particularly bad. It's just something that happened.

Eh, not a big deal, more of an annoyance than anything :^) I wasn't exactly planning on taking 3 hours out of my Sunday like that.

her

Toronto was a festering shithole long before the jeets invaded. If anything it's a containment zone, like a bug lamp that attracts most of the moths and mosquitoes.

thats all big cities basically

I knew a Pajeeta in college who said her family were extremely wealth landlowners in India
Looked her up and it was true, they were also heavily involved in regional politics
Should’ve married into that old Jeet money

hence they are all deserving of the same fate.

nah jeets found a way to make it worse

I'd rather be poor in the US than rich and india. Hot, humid, smelly 100% of the time. Can't be me

jeets think they're subtle

They turned Jimi Hendrix’s house in San Francisco into a pet food store
This is how you know the city is dying

it's awful how they must always exist in such staggering numbers. like you never just see AN INDIAN walking around, there's always 3-5 of them. like fuckin seagulls.

That anons thumb is clearly a working man's thumb
Not some soyboy

They were rich here too
The problem is that they were Indian and I didn’t find her very attractive plus I would have to live around Indians
She did have a massive crush on me though

I'm a hot mess

it's probably the obesity.

why the FUCK are there so MANY indians on the planet? what did we do to deserve this?

I guess people are talking about politics

imma hot mess in your face

These are Jeet posts

bharat or dalit?

i'd kill myself if i was a jeet. also whyd you capitalize jeet?

this is a 60iq retard post

I almost wrote something about Indians that would be considered breaking the law. I stopped myself but I still think it and believe it.

What could the debate possibly be about
Is it okay to smear cow shit all over the walls?

nice freedom of speech bruh

I son't think you know what a working man's thumb looks like

Pipo in Africa build entire houses out of cow shit

Jeet post

Sounds like the house is serving a purpose now

God is mad because we let fags get married, that's my theory.

Because my iPhone (Jeets like you use Androids) thinks it’s a proper noun
Hello Saar do the needful admit you are Jeet

Just got back from my first day at my new job

Do I really need to post another hand pic

posters here have told me they like my pics even tho they don't reply to them
keep posting pics

first denounce mohammad and the koran

they let you try out the fryer yet?

i can smell the jeets itt

It's great how orange ruined US relationships with the remaining blue countries

Muhammad is a pedophile rapist subhuman, Pakis and Indians (Bangladeshi and Maldives too) are all Jeet shitholes
Jews? Not a fan either

Maldives

Are these not melanesians

my iphone doesn't do that. nice try stinky jeet

it took me 5 months to get a minimum wage job in a convenience store. The economy is completely fucked

>It's great how orange ruined US relationships with the remaining blue countries

This thread is the perfect microcosm to prove JEET theory; that no matter how reviled and hated they are, jeets will inevitably flood any and every space whilst trying to claim it as their own.

No they’re Indo-Aryan Jeets (CK2 taught me this)

Canadians live in fear of the Seven O Clock Man

america is collapsing

im back

>>It's great how orange ruined US relationships with the remaining blue countries

You’re also somehow typing without proper capitalization which is automatically applied with iPhones so it seems to me like you don’t own an iPhone
Poopoo

gonna take a shit 2bh

Ridiculous that I have to filter the word "orange"

only jeets try to stir up shit with Ameribros.

>>>It's great how orange ruined US relationships with the remaining blue countries

These are curryniggers trying to change the direction of hate. Subhumans.

Neat cryptid graph but not all of them are really the bogeyman

chuds seething

>>>>It's great how orange ruined US relationships with the remaining blue countries

La Llorona

My Mexican ex-girlfriend bullied me by making me say this word over and over when the movie came out

You can turn that off

bitch lasagna

Fruit rankings
orange >>> apple >>>>> pear

For me? It's strawberries

Why the fuck would I do that?
Do you purposefully WANT to type like a retarded Jeet (whose language has no capitalization)

>>>>>It's great how orange ruined US relationships with the remaining blue countries

>>>>>>It's great how orange ruined US relationships with the remaining blue countries

Cantaloupe > everything

sorry NOT sorry.

I was on my laptop. This is my iPhone
Your turn jeet

Actually i think the Indians might be right here.
What's the point of capitalization? Written English would be just fine without jt

Everyone outside of the blue area is a crypto-Jeet

Fair

Because auto correct is for lazy niggers. It also frequently autocorrects incorrectly

don't even say his name

The Irish are swarthy

lmao

the indian population in the us has grown from 1 million in 2000 to 5 million in 2025

I got a dragonfruit today just because I was curious

What am I in for bros

vastly over-rated fruit, basically a meme. taste is really just on par with a raspberry or any other sweet fruit.

my ancestry is from bavaria

>>>>>>>It's great how orange ruined US relationships with the remaining blue countries

I think it has something to do with the printing press, I know that it wasn’t really used prior to that
People didn’t even really use spacing between words either, you had to know where the word starts and ends (based ESL filter)
Seethe

there are still orange man supporters lol

>my ancestry is from bavaria

Where does it capitalize jeet? Still waiting.

You are NOT white and you must LEAVE this great land
Only the Injun and the ACTUAL white man can stay

Ben Franklin was a Brahmin Gyppo

It capitalizes it right here, Jeet
Denounce Muhammad now, Abdul Gupta

shit cunt GET

>>my ancestry is from bavaria

im so tired.

we can smell you from here jeet
also

deflecting with muslim hate

same

Me too anon. Only 5 ish more hours before I can sleep and not wake up in the middle of the night.

We’ll get the septs get

Just had a dream that Adin Ross(barely know who that is) was trying to kidnap my inouto so I dragged him out of the driver's seat of a white tesla and beat him to death in a parking lot

My nap lasted like 3 hours o algo

Anyone else cheat on all their gfs? Don’t know why I’m such a POS yeah

I once got a sextuple get and janny was SUPER mad about it, deleted it and everything

gotta make sure we do something classy like NTMA

How does one leave the country and move to a different country?

what the fuck is an inouto

can only insult jeets but can’t denounce Muhammad

Denounce Muhammad now or be labeled an Islamic Pajeet forever
Me? I think Muhammad was both a faggot and a pedophile and is burning I hell of it exists
Also love eating beef and think Jeets smell

i have a high opinion of indians currently. i was jumping through online support hoops to squeeze a refund out of a scam company the past two months. i pestered three different people, and the indian-sounding guy was the one who finally caved and gave me my moolah back. thanks, ramil.

Denounce Hinduism first

that's all the attention you're getting jeet. take a walk. stink another board up. i'm done with you

entire EU""""west"""" Cs2 server is just arabs shitskins, turkish arab shitskins and more russian shitskins

what the fuck is an inouto

job
school
marriage
family
retirement

those are your only legitimate options

Soyduel verdict (neutral third party)

went slightly off message by pivoting from calling his opponent a redditor to a groyper. However he still got the last reply, which is of course an automatic victory, especially when the thread hasn't even pruned yet. Had the leaf not given up he may have pulled off a win. Shameful

You. Voted. For. This.

free trade between states

but

free movement of people

yeah the confederates should have won

If I eat beef I’m denouncing Hinduism
Meanwhile you refuse to say anything negative about Islam
I can say Brahma Vishnu and Shiva look like gay little boys and Muhammad was a pedophile pig fucker, but you can’t say that about Muhammad

I'm extremely lonely and horny

WHY are they like this?

Hate Muhammad
Hate Spanish
Hate Shiva, Vishnu, Krishna, Baba, Gaga, Woova and all the other hindushit
Hate Slavic accents

Simple as

voca.ro/12u6QGKaQPUb

finished laundromat toil, still have nothing to do

browns are so eager to deflect. you're all brown. just sit down ffs

Need a Greek gf to babble at me in her funny language

Captcha is getting harsh these days...

Nobody. Did.

OK, this time I'm ACTUALLY going cold turkey. NO MORE DRINKING (outside of i dunno the occasional social event)

based and hatepilled

gambare or something

Say "Abraham and Moses aren't real and there is no covenant between their descendants and god"

Denounce Muhammad, Hinduism, the CCP, mariachi music, reggaeton, and fried chicken right now while also posting your foreskin or leave forever

Abraham and Moses are real and God has forsaken the Jew and made a new covenant with Christendom
Say

I don’t live with my mother and have a stable income, friends, and am totally heterosexual with no sexual attraction towards men

if there is any positive use for weed, it makes quitting drinking 100000x easier

seriously give it a shot. it’s much easier to stop using weed than it is to stop drinking, so start on a decent dose and just move down from there. i use small amounts of edibles to ease myself off drinking for a while
Jesus Christ is the Son of God and He came to Earth to save His children. Fuck you hindpoostain

nothing wrong with fried chicken, its a cuisine that unites the races

IF YOURE NOT CHRISTIAN YOU ARE NOT WHITE
THE JEW BECAME WELCOME IN THE WEST WHEN CHRISTIANITY BEGAN DECLINING

constipating tho

Would Yeshua of Nazareth really approve of you using an atheist anime porn website? Does your priest know you come here? Do you think Mary and your ancestors are watching you post here?

What if I'm white but not Christian

canadians cant handle they curnal

I hope my ancestors aren't watching me because then they'd be able to see all the freaky porn I jerk off to

Jesus would approve of me telling you to kill yourself you sodomite tranny

would your grandmother approve of you being a gay pedophile still living with his parents?

You can’t read. Definitely a nigger.

wait, this is an anime porn website?

this. Also low church protestantism doesn’t count. If you are not Catholic, Orthodox, Lutheran, Anglican/Epsicopalian, or Presbyterian, you are not Christian
Jesus Himself went to the dens of sinners and spoke with liars, cheaters, prostitutes, and others to guide them to the light. He calls us to dine with Sainrs and sinners equally

youtube.com/watch?v=-FbuzPlKnEI
virgins arent allowed to watch this

i just need sheep

i haven't slept in like 10 hours

sigma rule number 87: always edge but never cum

I love women with big meaty pussy lips

the catholic church sold indulgences(literally buying your way into heaven), let two italian rothchilds become pope, had another exhumed with his fingers amputated, and another refused the unification of Italy solely because he didnt want to give up the papal states

Jesus is anti-racist. Jesus says "black lives matter."
Yeah......
I don't think Anon Babble counts desu, especially not with the wrathful and combative "kill yourself." You're supposed to convert me like you convert blacks. Wash my feet o algo

dont ignore my question, gayboy

"wholesome erotica"

Jason is an atheist because his mother fucked too many niggers

>would I feel comfortable showing this to my mom/sister/gf? can I let them use my PC and not care if they go snooping and find it?

how about just pretending youre on the truman show and everyone watching(god) can read you very thoughts and just stop thinking bad things
i will never stop hating brown people althoughbeit since they make life worse for everyone around them including themselves

Major or minor labia

Jesus says "black lives matter."

Did Jesus ever even see a black person in the levant

Visited Anon Babble first time in a while.
Saw one Indian screaming and clamoring about this one Pakistani even though every flag from all corners of the world were shitting on him.
What causes this? How does it all return to bashing that guy, and being convinced everyone else in a thread of several posters and 400 comments is him?
I think it has something to do with caste thinking - you can only beat those who you perceive as lesser than yourself.

when did i say kill yourself?
but no, in most of history you would have been either expelled or killed for blaspheming the Lord in a Christian country

youtube.com/watch?v=Gr483kvZHh4

i love women, they're just so sexy

were there ever black people in rome

That's pretty normal bro

only if you count Ethiopians

Stop giving redditleaf attention

Jesus never went to Rome

accidently made a thread asking for someone to edit an apu photo on adult requests

Both

NOOOOO THATS NOT WHAT THE BOARD IS FOR YOU CAN'T DO THAT

Being around sinners isn't a sin

David Lynch died like 2 weeks ago

wtf nobody told me

turtle wow is being deedossed and has like a 5 second delay on actions

Anti-racism is a Christian value.
Good thing I live in a secular country with predominantly jewish functionaries.

He died like 3 months ago bro

do what I want

end up in the same place as yhe most devout and faithful

Feels good man

no response

Knew it was true

if I woke up as jason I would just kill myself

he always said he was gonna get lynched and i didn't believe him but damn

I would go touch some boobies

Lol I’ve been lurking this and i just wanna say Jews hate you and your religion for the same reasons if not more so. Jews fucking despise Hinduism/paganism

armpits turn me on

Sminem died in the bumfight and I didn't find out until many months later.

The jason obsessed troon is real annoying like just ignore his posts

If I was Jason, I'd fuck his mom but go back to my original body and let him back into his right in the middle of the act

ITS NO SUPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY
CAUSE EVERY NOW AND THEN I KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
SO PLEASE TELL MEEEEEEE
PLEASE TELL ME WHYYYYYYyyyyyyy
MY CAR IS IN THE FRONT YAAAAAAARD AND IIIIIIIIIIII
I'M SLEEPING WITH MY CLOTHES ON
CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW
laaaaasssstt niiiiiiiight

lol

jason is a 28 year old virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=icsHJhMeXYo

kino lenposter

Hello bummies

would be bad form to fuck a girl and then leave and just sleep in your car in front of her house

They're actually LARPers, they don't actually believe in Abrahamism. Which is a good thing, but it's still annoying when they do the e-christoid LARP.
They hate everyone, but liberalism and nominal secular rule is better than christoids.

Used to love watching the Rupert cartoon, such a well done show.

i might get banned for the thread remember me cum buds

209967472
Good

sexo con cum

remember that dumbass who made a thread on the wrong board?

you can't get banned from a single thread

based

I'll never forget

I have this reoccurring nightmare where I lose my car and that’s never happened to me irl

where are all the sexicans?

Kek I remember someone on Anon Babble made a /heem/ thread on Anon Babble once, it was so funny

i once made a dark souls general on Anon Babble. also made a routine rate thread on Anon Babble

no it isnt
if we were in 1800 right now all shitskins wouldve already been slaughtered for being dirty, dangerous and annoying

if you get a ban at all, it'll be a board ban not a site ban. you're fine

My penis is hanging

tell that to Anon Babble mods

Nightmares are a cool insight into what your subconscious is most concerned about. I don't get "test dreams" anymore or stuff about being unprepared for school but I do get nightmares about missing a flight and getting stranded places especially if I'm about to travel. Also frequently dream about going to prison for drunk driving or something similar

need swagger

Make the new, bitch

I can't remember the last time I had a nightmare. I must have been a teen

One time I accidentally posted a new on Anon Babble, I've never gotten jakked so hard

I'm the penis

frequently dream about going to prison for drunk driving or something similar

Kinda same i get dreams where I’m a peeping tom on accident

get his ass

Spinny couldn't handle the banter

Playing CS since wow is down