Remember Anon Babble edition
/brit/
everything's too fucking expensive for fuck's sake
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Stuttering John Melendez
prefer getting my aston martin inspected by Sir Ahmed Munir
£1200 a month for childcare
One moment I'm content on never having sex again.
The next I'm in tears.
Save me from this yin and yang.
might go abroad on this bank holiday
poo
So when are you gonna come over to Anon Babble?
there it is, 10/10 arsehole
You will go to Portugal
Just sparked up a doobie with a lighter.
Does anyone else here ingest illicit drugs?
will i fuck. Was thinking one of the nicer countries
dire
'Adult baby diaper lover' who identifies as woman and climbs into clinical waste bins 'to sleep and find comfort' admits dumping soiled nappies at children's nurseries
dailymail.co.uk
Dirlewangers military unite consisted of 7,500 men
They only lost 92 men, mostly to friendly fire due to drinking, and managed to kill 100,000 people
This makes them have the greatest KTD ratio in history and will likely never be repeated
they weren't engaging enemy formations, doesn't count
behind-the-lines executioners
Virgin man but still look down on kissless freaks
Ah yes killing 100,000 civilians
Very realistic and a great use of military resources in total war
Getting the daily dose of Gary’s economics
Gary Stevenson:
* Claims to be a multimillionaire yet says his sister can't afford to pay the bills
* Claims to be a multimillionaire yet says his friends can't afford to feed their kids
* Complains about big tech companies' not paying taxes yet sells his book on Amazon
* Talks about taxing the rich yet doesn't a) define rich, b) tell us what the tax rates should be, c) tell us how much money this plan would raise
* Claims he wants millionaires like him to be taxed more yet hasn't made a donation to the exchequer, which anyone in the UK is free to do
* Fronts 'Patriotic Millionaires UK'. Patriotic Millionaires is funded by, among others, a Disney heiress, Moby and a Ben & Jerry's co-founder.
notice something funny
post it
Anon Babble has a meltdown claiming its heathermong trying to start some new type of spam
omdzz you can never win with these losers LOL
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grow up
they mind raped you
right who's letting off fireworks?
drive by
you're a retard
almost all of their engagements were against irregulars/partisans/civilian populations in revolt
when they went up against the red army they got obliterated
just watched a video of a beautiful woman drinking the piss directly out of a black man's dick.
in the meantime I can't even find a single woman who wants to have sex with me. What the fuck is wrong with society?
Seriously? all these degenerate women online that will do shit like that for free yet I can't even find a single woman to have normal sex with me?
Nope
so the yardie pg tips, theyre quite leaky arent they
Fireworks in April and on a monday night. It just not right
Might have better luck if you stop starting conversations with how you watched a woman drink piss
does it seem a little bit arbitrary to anyone else that we can literally just change three letters in the url and find degrading hard pornography yet no porn is allowed here at all
like what is even the point of this rule
I'm not starting conversations with random women on the street about piss drinking moron
you clearly don't understand how /brit/ works
Would you prefer to be a Palestinian or Ukrainian soldier currently?
I'm not sure but at least as a Palestinian you are fully in the right
how do we fix this country then
Palestinian but that's probably the suicidal ideation talking
Lads I’m trying to remember the name of a country. It begins with K, they look asian, ride horses and wear woolly hats
using my thread
lmfao
you can change three letters in the url to from nbc.com to sex.com
advertisers
visiting sex.com
might have a green tea
Kazakhstan? (Greatest country in world)
No but similar
open sex.com
first thing it suggests is that I log in with my google account
top video on the front page is "grandma prolapsed her cervix"
wow. I think I found my new favorite porn site
currently browsing boobs.com
me me me me
get help, freak
Pensi
Losre
sexarse.com
Big fan of com.com
perusing poo.org
I'm reading online that it is far easier to lose your virginity in the UK than in the USA is that true
this is how you browsed in the internet in the 90s
altavista was crap so you just had to guess domain names
Probably true if you’re not a social freak
gaywillies.com
Priti Patel sex arse
mad at my parents
It's impossible
krgyzstan
my new website
she has a massive and foreboding figure
never seen a woman built like this
Yes! Thank you
why
get it bought
ffs leftypol
hey baby, how's it going
this beat is non-stop
corrr lads get on gayporn.com
if i change one letter in your chromosomes from a Y to an X you become a biological woman
the boy literally never stood a chance not even for a single second
bet roadnoiselad is having a hard time getting to sleep right now
haha
stupid cunt
recognise her, used to wank to those dance videos
based
Man i should have stayed in college but now i can't afford to go back i am now trying to be a mechanic or electrician
* Claims to be a multimillionaire yet says his sister can't afford to pay the bills
So?
* Claims to be a multimillionaire yet says his friends can't afford to feed their kids
So?
* Complains about big tech companies' not paying taxes yet sells his book on Amazon
So?
* Talks about taxing the rich yet doesn't a) define rich, b) tell us what the tax rates should be, c) tell us how much money this plan would raise
Does the term 'the rich' confuse you? It's quite a simple term
* Claims he wants millionaires like him to be taxed more yet hasn't made a donation to the exchequer, which anyone in the UK is free to do
So?
* Fronts 'Patriotic Millionaires UK'. Patriotic Millionaires is funded by, among others, a Disney heiress, Moby and a Ben & Jerry's co-founder
So?
Haven't done a Vocaroo update in a while. It's convenient not having to type it out
I don't understand how people have time to go back to colleage or trade school when working 8 hours a day.
That's two hours to commute to and from work, 8 hours work. 1 Hour Gym.
Less than 4 hours before bed and do it all over again.
Yet some people manage to do this, is there a secret way I'm not understanding?
Is it because I'm a white man and I'm expected to just deal with my lot in life?
Do I have to self harm for people to take me seriously or?
been wanking for 4 or 5 years now. should probably get a job
garminberg reckons i can do a sub 20 5k and a 1:40 half marathon
bollocks, utter bullshite
That's two hours to commute to and from work,
Eh?
Yes? An hour there and an hour back.
and its heartrate info is useless
reckon i'll be a massive chad when I exit my gay arc
Eh?
fuck off
doing a wank
Making me feel better about not spaffing a few hundred quid on one, cheers lads x
4 hours is a long time dumbshit
can see a man threatening to jump off a bridge from my window
You sound retarded
UUGH UUGH UUGH
That's two hours to commute to and from work
So 2 hours of study-related podcast/audiobook
1 hour gym
You don't need to do this every day
Also remember that weekends exist
too much mental health, unfortunate
seems menkul that you cant charge airpods on the back of an iphone
steve jobs cunt
How do i cope with being a failure?
remember Anon Babble
I remember Buffalo
and I remember Tokyo
It would seem to me, I remember every second line.
am a 34 yo khhv living in Birmingham and working in Asda
meet a girl who I get on with really well, talk everyday, says she likes me
she's unemployed , 25 and lives in London
is this worth pursuing?
*pulls your strings*
Just woke up
So 2 hours of study-related podcast/audiobook
Can't study while driving.
You don't need to do this every day
A minimum of at least 3 sessions a week.
Also remember that weekends exist
No school on the weekends mate.
waiting patiently for nothing to happen in yankland hahaha
no mate wouldn't bother
ThePeoplesPress
There is only one PPP I care about.
get a clue
Postpartum Psychosis?
anyone up for becoming gay
I just can't believe people wank to cartoon drawings. The moment I heard about this when I was 16 in 2004 I burst out laughing and still to this day I cannot believe people do this
employed woman is my girlfriend
still deliberating on this
same. i've had wanks to all sorts of things but cannot understand the chinese cartoon thing.
Not sure what’s more sad wanking to cartoons or being 37 years old no wife no kids and still coming to Anon Babble
i'm 35, have a girlfriend, no kids, and still post on Anon Babble
wanna get a pint at the briar rose lad?
feeling nostalgic
Can't study while driving.
Yes you can
No school on the weekends mate.
How would you know? You can study for it on weekends
just ate an entire bag of mini eggs. why did I do that? I should grow up
how's the bin situation for you?
If you’re 35 you wouldn’t have been 16 in 2004
Depends. How fat are you?
Fatties only.
it's bin better
why don't we ever discuss the brahmin demographic crisis
not that anon, was just saying.
Somebody can't afford a time machine.
you're going to be a 37 year old with no wife or kids still coming to Anon Babble but you'll be wanking to cartoon porn too lol
I turned 22 last month and i realized i kind of failed at life since i dropped out of college
went to a food festival with the gf and i've never felt more deanoish
I’m 20 and I’ve already have 2 girlfriends mate u don’t know what you’re talking about
just stfu and get a job it'll work out
haha sure you do mate, two girlfriends yet you had to defend the honour of people who touch their willy to cartoon images loooool
High five!
I've had some real close brushes with great things, and got some great stories to tell the kids I'll probably never have, but yeah, nothing's stuck in the 4 years since I dropped out of uni.
I don’t want to I’m sorry I just don’t want to work unless it’s a £300k ceo job where I come in once a week and do some emails
I wank to trannies, BBWs, blacks, asians, anal, blowjobs, facial abuse the lot
but I just cannot do it to cartoons
mumberg and dadowitz used to drag me to the Edinburgh food festival when I was a kid
Think you should read my original post again mate. I admitted the cartoon stuff was sad. Just don’t think a 37 year old virgin is in any place to be talking shit about anyone else
Fried Mars bars?
why yes i DO want to pay £9 for a small punnet of chips with a bit of shit chucked on them
Wasted the last of my 20s and first half of my 30s at warehousetoil. Don't fall into the trap lads.
I work landscaping while applying for apprenticeships i am probably gonna be a loser all my life so i am gonna smoke a bowl
dont give a fuck what words you type out with your incel hands.
something in that lizard brain of yours was telling you to defend the honour of people who touch their willards to cartoon porn.
says it all.
how many times does your willy expand and shrink in a lifetime
Lying in bed and my teeth are chattering. I have to get up in less than 6 hours for work
I hate myself and want to die
its gotta go mental throughout your teens, 20s and early to mid 30s then slow down to like twice a week after
That's the spirit lad!
sleeping
Did you study or attend college part-time to get a better job or did you just toil pointlessly
Absolutely raging
Lazy old sun
I’ll be up soon beautiful x
doing a poo bigly ngl tbqhwyl x
FUCK'S SAKE. Can't be doing with this existence SHITE for SEVERAL MORE DECADES
many people are saying this
you okay lad?
niggly wiggly
KTIM KTIM!
She fucks white bois
The idea that the real you is hidden by bad habits or a false self, and that you must learn to access your higher self through a process of self-inquiry and self-discovery
Fuck niggers, fuck trannies, fuck Jews, fuck pakis
Really brave of you to say that mate
oh fuck mummy I'm gonna spaff all over your body
eh
wanking to my black gf
Like at the same time?
I'm going to need to hydrate first.
My day at work i am also paid shit for while
Drink white monster
Get to work
Work for 4 hours
Smoke a bowl
Work for 4 hours
Get home
Smoke weed
Jerk off or play war thunder
I am doing this while applying for Apprenticeships
wanking to cartoon porn of yer mum
lets ride the mechanism!
lets break all our bones!
pg tip leaking a lot
just fell to my knees in a puddle in south-eastern texas
started playing chess last week but im stuck at 1250 and have accepted i'm too impatient and retarded to get any better
katy relieving pg tip so cronem goon calm down and fall shleep
Did you find Heyzeus?
alri wet-knee houston
Yearning for the Congo
Someone give this man a hand
get the kings mated
I'm Scottish and I can't login to my email
didn’t know they had email in Scotland
king charles mating press
got green puss coming out my big toe
Kenny Loggins
alri zachy m8, shitting up /brit/ now you're on hiatus from /cric/ yeah?
how do food festivals work. surely you can only choose 1 thing otherwise you'll get full
Those Jamaican fellas would've saved the titanic
why’d did you stop ai spamming
Sorry lad. Prima Nocta n whatnot. The Duke gets your email first. When he's done, you can have it back.
Total non white deportation
sir king mater
titanic is about an elderly woman remembering a one night stand she had 70 years ago and it meant more to her than her family being rich.
I did post on /cric/ back in the day but I'm not zachy
cronem baton twitchy kinetic movements rn pg tip gushing out batonjuice
splattydem on katy's braces
mmhmm cronem thug finna sleep gud
little bits of food for the price of full plates of food
I got two negroes coming out my big puss.
Ziedbelg origin story
desuarchive.org
No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)
According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane
There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him
Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
desuarchive.org
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
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A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
desuarchive.org
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desuarchive.org
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Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
bradders.jpg
odds 300
evens 400
Screaming
are you balding with a fat belly and toothpicks where your arms should be? if so, you might be zachy
Women cannot refute this LOL
not balding but I am fat
got the 'za in the oven
you incels wont know this but cool kids say 'za when we mean pizza
I find it kind of mental
I find it kind of mad
The dreams in which I'm screaming are the best I've ever had
It's 'zza
na bro its 'za
Anyone remember Sargon of Akkad
katy stroke goon cronem waves
thug sleep gud
imagine cooking your own food in big 2025 lmfao
Sure. Carl of Swindon.
Runtish post
just shoved a gay porn arse up my straight porn arse
Please take care of her, british anons
Carlgon of Swindon
Sargon of Mossad
love a bit of franz shoebert
cook on unc
Calgon of Swindle
The Whitest of Whites
Emma Watson refuses to take drugs or have nude scenes in movies
"I’m not going to get my kit off or snort cocaine in a film, just to leave Hermione behind. I’m not going to do something shocking because I’m so paranoid or insecure that I can’t play another role convincingly. I don’t want everyone to forget me as Hermione. I’m really proud of her."
now rorke we agreed it was either you wear the cage or ride on the sybian while you are posting, so what's it gonna be?
miss her so much
£15.50
Zoomer runts pay £20 for a runtslop meal delivered by a biomass brown and wonder why they're poor
god fearing
why would you fear god?
Onion rings look lushberg
No gherkin ai posting tonight, ziedy?
just went tesco
paki man outside meekly goes "excuse me"
bellow "don't have any money bruv"
realised how silly it was I said that despite walking into Tesco
walk out and he pipes up again
repeated that I didn't have any money despite carrying two bags full of groceries
bet he hates the kuffar even more now
would she let me stick my nose up her pooper and huff her farts? on camera of course. for a role...
Good for her.
shit rings
guarantee you'd pull the whole onion out on the first bite
chips, egg and a slice of gammon
not much change from a £20
absolute ripoff
You do realise he was the security guard?
don't want everyone to forget a former role
is it any wonder she hasn't had a single role in 6 years
blud can't afford £20 a day for tasty food delivered to his door lmao
why would a grocery store need a security guard?
Runt
how sheltered are you lad
so that nobody would steal food?
you'll be delivering the food to my door one day povvo freak lol
why would a mall need a cop
why would a school need a police officer outside?
better that than do some really ropey films that will forever be an embarrassment like her co-stars did
First day at my new job is over lads
Swiss Army Man is a god damned cinematic gem. I will not have you tarnishing Radcliffe's name like this... use an oxidizer like you mean it.
ive never seen the latter in my country and only rarely seen the former, but in large malls
it's not worth the cost of the security guard (easily 6 figures when you include salary, training, contract from the company, etc)
not very. if it's a big score with a lot of valuable merchandise or a mall or something i could maybe see it. but not for a supermarket
well Daniel did that Swiss Army man film, that neo nazi film, a few comedies.
Rupert was in that Apple TV show with Nell Tiger Free
Emma is coming up to 40 and has said she's going back to university
You'll work for me one day
coworkerberg had a melty because i asked him to comment his code
Sounds like a plan. What do you do?
RULES OF NATUREEEEEEEE
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING
rupert was also in the film about driving lessons with granny. they fall in love and it helps him play cucumber at school play at the end
rent boy pimp
Never apologize for party rocking.
Never.
it's not worth the cost of the security guard
do you know how much stock is stolen in a large business throughout the year?
It costs them around 1 to 2 billion pounds mate.
Paying someone 30 grand a year is pennies.
Defiantly doesnt cost these companies 6 figures a year. They have to get the training themselves.
no idea what you're talking about nigga
sounds terrible though
the average tesco loses 2 billion pounds a year
yeah sure buddy *backs away slowly*
Emma is coming up to 40
She's 35 tomorrow
pure british cinema
yeah
If your rates are high enough that I'm walking out with 60-75k (GBP) after lodging and your management fees, we might have a deal. If not, I hate to say it, but we might be in competition.
I can keep things friendly; I'm even down to collaborate. If you so much as glare at one of my party boys, I'll feed you your own femurs.
Supermarkets across the country have done the finances and figured out that having security makes more business sense than not having security so
Eating a snickers bar
4.4 billion among all grocers
87000 grocers in the uk
50k per store
still way less than a security guard costs
in what world does a security guard make more than 50k a year mate?
they are paid just slightly more than minium wage in this country lool
what's sad is this is the same reason supermarkets can never move to online
I see so much retail theft I'd love for that to happen to teach those cunts a lesson but because you lose impulse buying that way, it's never financially viable.
move after 310
None of the supermarkets near me need to have security because... you know....
not chocolate coconut goodness bounty bar
ngmi
yes but like every other LEFTOID you're discarding how many thefts DON'T occur beccause of bossman's presence
The grocer in Napsburg upon Sleepytyne doesn't need a guard. The handful in East Londointime probably need two per.
Most supermarkets are online mate, are you daft
I hate how easily people justify abusive behavior like i tried to ask for help when i was 12 because my mom threw a coffee cup at my head and once at 16 when my dad tried to strangle me
The Asda that I work out of has round the clock security. It's near the mosque.
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she hasn't had a single acting role since 2019 btw
easy to claim moral superiority when you can't get any jobs