filo anime-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
Spinster, Jason and the Brazilian are my bitches
I own them
Why can no ears handle the banter but spinster can't?
had a dream last night that I was stuck on a space shuttle with a little creature sort of like a lawn gnome except he spoke russian, he kept sabotaging the ship and we couldn't get back to earth because of it
he just kept laughing and pointing out the window at earth as we drifted away from it. really wanted a resolution to the problem and then my fucking alarm went off and i had to get up for toiling.
whos this sex demon?
the the
Me and you
that's not important the only important part is the text of my post
i have spinny's nudes btw
Me and you
watching twin peaks
wish no ears would post more pics need some new fap material
the wife
normies get banned once and quit 4channel forever. Real ones neva give up 4 lyfe
russian speaking sabotage gnomes is pretty craycray
real ones know how to immediately ban evade
That's on my list of things to watch. I really need to get around to it
this whole el salvadorian deportation scandal thing makes me think the guy has some kind of dirt on blump or some higher up and they dont want him to come back
Twin peaks sucks dick any time Dale isn't on screen
The fucking log cabin side plot was some of the most boring shit I ever watched
He's an MS-13 gang member who has El Salvadorian citizenship.
but anon, ban evasion is against the rules and may result in a ban
yanks are gonna playtest marathon before anyone else
hows it feel being so fortunate?!
Dragonfruit verdict: actually pretty good
it's on pluto tv
It's not a reportable offense
I like it too. It's almost milky tasting.
Yellow dragon fruit is also good
that game is dei and troon-coded
claimed to be
lazy tarkov clone #566637
i bet the community isnt going to be toxic at all
it's not bad, it's just not 10/10 like reddit pretends it is.
eat it is smarted than blending it up btw, if you make a smoothie with it the tiny little black seeds all get stuck in your throat and you are coughing for hours.
Prefer Tubi meself
I like this edition
bump
Am I going to have to quit picking my nose and eating it when I get a gf?
friends still teasing me cause i called a girl “super duper cute” at the bar on friday
filtered + probably thinks James isnt cool
remember when white men were respected
how do mexicans not live in fear of getting killed by the cartels daily
just the eating part
in fact you shouldve quit with the eating by time you were 14
dunno
eat it is smarted than blending it up btw
lol fucking autocorrect trying to gaslight me into thinking i'm retarded
youtu.be
Dragon fruit always reminds me of this video. I used to be obsessed this with guys content
The same way we don't live in constant fear of getting shot by random schizos
pretty sure a lot of them do and thats why they tried coming here
Holy shit I remember watching this guy in like 2011
Isn't he Canadian?
that's only a serious problem in border places like Juarez, which is essentially like living in Compton in LA county or East Hastings in Vancouver
Compton isn't even that bad
hotdog coming along…. Sexily… got a pretzel bun too check her out
I don't have the attention span for movies or even tv shows
hahahaha so epic win!@!!!!1!
the internet was SO fucking gay 15 years ago
Yeah
Compton isn't even that bad
Cute happy trail
clear your shit damn
thats kinda gay bro
I thought he was funny in 2011, but I was 11 years old.
I use tutamail and mulvadvpn in my country
thoughts?
theres no voip (to fix the """toxicity""") x^DD
holy smokes
What does the state department do?
im a depressed alcoholic who lives to go to his 8-5 leave me alone
also i like that scene i should rewatch pineapple express
foreign policy
pablos defending criminals like usual.
killed Gaddafi didn’t they?
Hot image
I am moving out of Florida were should i move to start my Apprenticeship?
Chicago
Maryland
Vegas
North Carolina
finna take a shit
crazy to think ive probably seen or been in the same vicinity as one of you at some point
peanut butter
Shitcago
Vegas sounds fun. Dunno about Maryland or NC
went on Anon Babble for about 30 seconds and got grossed out
not feeling 100 right now, just gonna do a quick goon as pick me up
State department is what I had to tell people when people asked me what my parents did for a living (they were glowies)
maryland fucking blows
worst of NE
never go there unless you have to
It's sad that I squander all of my potential and do jack shit with my life, I am quite capable when I put my mind to somthing
*Hugs* hope you're ok
Fair and understandable.
anyone else completely unable to commit to any romantic relationship?
stool hoarding bastard
Yes. I don't know how any man can truly be content with a single woman. Maybe my brain is fried, idk
the internet was SO fucking gay 15 years ago
I'd willingly go back to that era of the internet and never return.
you can have it
15 years ago i watching tobuscus and icarly youtube poops
*shits on your chest*
Dankeschön.
yeah
like the first few dates go well and then suddenly i just wanna be alone and not speak to her anymore even if she’s really kind and sweet to me
ive hurt far too many women doing this
have sex with me if you're a girl
damn i really need to start reading my posts before posting
i remember really liking icarly and watching every episode with my sisters but anytime my dad would come home from work id run away to my room or get my gameboy out so he wouldnt see me watching a girls show
The main issue I have with committed relationships is that they require too much compromise. You can't just do what you want with your life anymore. To me that is non negotiable
I'm ok with a FWB sort of thing though
Watching Dashiexp
Do zoomies have any really, truly hilarious movies they can claim for their generation? Millennials have Tropic Thunder and Pineapple Express, can't think of anything genuinely hilarious that's come out in the past decade though.
yeah man this is huge for me too
like i legitimately will have weeks of wanting to be social and do things and then i might go a month where i wanna read and watch movies by myself. women legitimately go crazy when i do this even if i warn them about it and it sucks
i didnt think of it as a girls show i also watched victorious and big time rush
Napolean Dynamite mogs those
I'm from Boston, Massachusetts
I'm from yo momma
Same but Drake and Josh was king
ideally I would have a few women I could fuck on occasion (this is why I wish prostitution was legal here) but they don't live with me or whatever. Other times I mostly want to be left alone
21 Jump Street
victorious was fucking goated
btr was cool but i hated it cause my sisters would talk about how hot all the guys were
i remember really liking lizzie mcguire though. i wanted to fuck her before i really knew what fucking was
oh fuck and then watching george lopez and thinking it was some secret adult thing but it was actually just extremely boring and nobody liked it
Bruh
Yeah it's hilarious too, also Millennialcore.
That's from 2012
I love eating pussy
Victorious was gross looking back on it. Like no one should be that hot and be on a children's show. You could absolutely tell it was made by a pedo even back then
you’re telling me man
i had a setup like that in college and it was probably why i was the absolute happiest in my life back then. had a cute autist girl whod come watch jerma or play games with me and then a normie blonde sorority girl id go to parties with and fuck after. both of them didnt care to date either. fuck i miss both of em
They're gonna start deporting Americans lmao
God I hope they get Jason
I feel like i would
I really unironically love pleasuring women i love fingering and getting chicks off with my hands but neither of my exes let me eat them out shrug
I'd be more then willing to put my weiner in Victoria Justice's ass, mouth and cleavage
same. current gf is the first woman i’ve met who doesnt care for it though, sucks
that sounds very based. unfortunately getting casual sex is pretty difficult
i always covered my eyes when a kissing scene came on that show
i thought benny and victor in the george lopez show were funny
Just found out that Toronto has their own black/jeetican accent that's been developing.
Is awful
i always covered my eyes when a kissing scene came on that show
ew
all these sex havers itt
DEATH UPON ALL OF YOU
Just finished watching Fire Walk With Me.
I'm onto The Return next.
I pirated the entire series on Blu Ray and got the 4k remux of the movie.
swede
low test
imagine my shock
I don't have sex, don't worry
SMOKE DAT YUTE
Where can I find a woman like this?
my dick would beat your dick in a pushup contest
Minecraft movie
Chicken jockey!!!!!!!!!!!
my parents would tease me for watching people kiss so i would avoid it by covering my eyes
atlanta, maybe the bronx
harvey weinstein is unironically responsible for all those movies
if he was still around we’d probably have a few more vulgar comedy kinos
I say yo gwan easy you're a gerbert
Minecraft movie is actually a Gen A movie. Zoomies are like 25
Americans should kiss Canadians
I'm a 32 year old zoomer. My oldest sibling is 48.
Thank God he was arrested and I have to stop pretending Seth Rogen and James Franco are funny also that Jennifer Whorance and her blown out butthole are hot
unc
I'd like to kiss you
I kiss my gf on the lips all the time. Then I move up to her waist
I'm a 32 year old zoomer.
you are a confused soyllennial
superbad is objectively one of the funniest movies ever made
superbad is objectively super bad
ok how does it feel to be gay
I liked Superbad
Project X was fucking retarded
I want to agree but I wonder if it stands up to a rewatch
i should of
i look like mclovin
Misusing the word objective is very reddit
it does. i only mentioned it cause i rewatched it last summer.
Getting high tonight
(cue fedora pic)
I don't think the zoomer generation even remembers a time when there were movies other than Marvel and Soy Wars
Me and who
(cue fedora pic)
how about social security and medicare only for people that had children with exemptions made for infertile people of course
Lol chud
teammates suck
they get lippy after I get match point
call them shit, non-White, gay lisp(he really had one lol, went silent after I said it)
throw and we go to overtime(because I'm not playing)
start teamkilling and throw more rounds
get kicked just as enemy is winning match point
top of the leaderboard still
no suspension
Time is almost up, so I ask some fact-checking questions. I'd noticed on Hill's imdb.com page that he was born Jonah Hill Feldstein, and his parents and brother still go by the family name. So I ask why and when he dropped his original surname. This is when everything goes weird and his palpable self-control breaks down. For a full 15 seconds Hill is silent aside from his breathing: it's so heavy, I think at first he's having an asthma attack. Eventually, he laughs ruefully to himself.
Is this a difficult question?
"Can we just not?" he whispers.
I didn't realise this would be awkward.
"Just … don't," he hisses.
movie about a group of socially inept, homophobic virgins obsessed with fucking high school girls
/cum/sisters…
Indian Twitter
I envy the generations that grew up in ethnically homogenous towns. (still watching twin peaks)
I was able to watch it without goodtime goggles because my bitch gf wanted to watch it and it was shit
mari callender chicken pot pie in the oven
yeah ill trust a guy who describes his gf as a bitch to randoms
Based but was this a girl shooter or CS?
Why are TV shows from the early 2000s so bright?
he's never had a bitch gf
What have you dated like 2 chicks or smth
try 5, and only one was a b-word
Ok so you SHOULD understand instead of whiteknighting both bitch gfs and a shitty movie
ok fine im too retarded to argue back but fuck you still though nigger
The new and improved battlestation lads
sounds like it could be nice but i'm too busy GETTING XP and LEVELLING UP to get someone who wants their pussy ate
Kill yourself, sandnigger.
doesnt even iron out his pride
based
i have a basque flag in mine
He probably is coping with telling himself it looks symbolic
Based non recycler. That shit belongs in a landfill
Im white
zoomies are like 27 and younger, anything older is a millennial up to about 40-42 years of age
CS....now I have a team full of urkelkin and russians
Then you're just a cuck
Lord, I kneel and offer you my word on a wing
And I'm trying hard to fit among your scheme of things
It's safer than a strange land, but I still care for myself
And I don't stand in my own light
Lord, Lord, my prayer flies like a word on a wing
My prayer flies like a word on a wing
Does my prayer fit in with your scheme of things?
It did and now we have a 15 minute timer
Moot left big shoes to fill honestly. As much as he gets memed, he did by us good
Sony will raise the price of the Playstation 5 by 10%... in Europe, UK, Australia and New Zealand.
The price in the US will stay the same
and still no games
and you are just a jew
The Arabic word for "moon" sounds very similar to the word for "to gamble". This is because hundreds of years ago, before humans learned to predict the phases of the moon, they'd essentially be random. You'd look up into the night sky and think, "What'll it be tonight? Full? Half? Crescent?". Basically, it was a "gamble" to determine which phase the moon would be.
i learned this from chatgpt
opened Anon Babble for 20 seconds before closing it after getting a taste of NA cultural exports
AIPAC basically bought every important politician in America
*exports my semen to your mom's womb*
how much did moot even get for Anon Babble?
jaw hurts no idea why though
lately i always feel thirsty even when i drink lots of water.
three fitty
girlpits
Let me pee in your mouth
sex gifs
diabetes
why are autistic men almost always ugly
comes with the package
some of these are so crazy
:(
i'm 29 and not overweight, how could i have possibly developed diabetes
GM thread of America
Mental and physical defects are commonly linked.
why does your chatgpt use emojis
Berserker rage was more likely alcohol induced than mushrooms imo
I think I've permanently warped my voice by screaming and yelling. I got addicted to rage and yelling in my car (sometimes even getting looks) but ever since I moved to the woods I've been doing it at home now and I now I'm permanently gravelly and it kind of hurts to talk. I'm really worried
I got addicted to rage and yelling in my car
what
stop with the transphobe comments
dogberg is on my bed
my life would have been normal if i just had a normal fucking name
Sisterberg is on my bed
Don't try it you'll like too much. I am not kididng
oh no shes not
2/3 steam accounts 14 day suspended from CS2. I'll be extra careful with the last one, and solidify that conviction by making this post
Yes she is
prove it
trying to find car insurance
one company's site auto-submits a quote and puts me on their calling list without even asking me or showing me the quote first; have to block them immediately to prevent spam calls
another tripled my premium because I've never had insurance before (first car and all that)
the only way I've found to get the costs down significantly is to gut these policies down to what's legally required, meaning you're paying for basically nothing in return; you either overpay or submit to a brazen extortion racket
I can't stand this shit. I just wanna drive to work ffs.
She doesn't have any clothes on lil bro
whats your name
This. Did it for years, something liberating about screaming the gamer word at the top of your lungs with zero consequences.
As a citizen living in the Democratic People's Republic of Canada in 2025 my old car is basically the last refuse I have for free speech, it has no wireless uplinks so it can't spy on me.
In the US, car insurance is vastly more expensive than it ought to be because there's so many illegals driving around without insurance
i'm not, in fact, i'm not doing anything.
in the name of satan your penis will fall off so mote it be
I fucked your sister Brian
sunday
Whats the worse the gov does? a fine? fuck bureaucracy
europoors will pay the cost of tariffs, trust the plan
now that jason has come out as being unironically gay, how long till he troons
Said I'd stop drinking but the "gee i really wanna drink" demon is niggling again
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMERSCHMIDT NANANANANANANA
Thinking about moving to north or south dakota so I can live like a king with the money I have. I don't care if there's 'nothing to do there' I don't do anything anyway.
was anyone else a Boy Scout ?
ever go to Bartle?
I was a boy scout for one day and have been to countless girl scout meetings
What province? There's a default amount of car insurance that's given through having a license here, and getting extra is no hassle or outrageous cost. I pay less that $80/month.
sucks cause girl scouts sucks ass
Why would the Playstation go from Asia, through USA, to PAL?
I bet you kiss girls faggot
I was a bear scout but my parents never made me keep going. I member my pinewood derby car beating everyone and then getting DQ'd for no reason
Did some bench with the zoomies during my lunch
Chicken jockey
only your mom you queer
kill yourself
no one wants to see your feet bro
why is your penis so small
we're getting raided
the board i mean
Trump just cucked on his tariffs
Ontario
outer Anon Babble
not my circus not my monkeys
onn tv
only have 40 dollars for a tv, anon?
I always wanted to work at a federal agency in the united states and commit fraud to make myself a millionaire
Anon Babble outside of /cum/ might as well not even exist for all I care
so glad I didn't cave to getting hooked on these drugs
Luigi grew up rich, hot, and Italian. The CEO guy grew up middle class and had a DUI. I can relate more to him 2bh
Some of you ain't growed up in a trailer park and it shows
Did you get this from the "shower from the bucket" post
The term "hispanic" and "latino" are fake made up racial categories. Nixon created the terms in the 1970s. Hispanics are from Spain and latinos are from Italy, simple as.
nani
if you keep repeating it it will become true one day. have faith.
uh...yes?
It is true though
i do sometimes wish i couldve been white trash and just not given a fuck but then i realize i probably would be dead by now
might read for a bit
yall hear that the nigra that killed that kid was released and all charges dropped
why wouldnt they? don’t you know that it’s actually illegal to convict black people in this country?
Why doesn't this count as foreign interference?
i wish we got a lot of hot muslims so i could corrupt them and make them into my whores
instead we get shitty fat latinas
redhatbros, how come we cant win???
Because governments are shameless, and will take money from anyone.
stop making questions you nazi.
hot
muslims
Pick 1.
You just dont live near where they're migrating.
not the shitty muslim pakis and indians you guys get
there was a hot afghan girl at my high school with huge tits and she went from hijabi to sexy slut in college. but yeah no there arent enough
going to make a bowie playlist but its the actual good songs instead of his 80% filler shite
i’m da joker baby!
Anon Babble is so stale nowadays
Red Hat is doing ok, it has a 34% share of global server os market
The only Muslim women I've ever met were ugly Somali girls an Assyrian girl who might have been the prettiest girl I'll ever meet
imagine actually injecting yourself with poison lol
and like voluntarily too lol
no ones down to play video games nowadays
I have to go to a christcuck cult to save face, and every week they complain about how many muslims are in america now
not being an atheist is low iq
Or they play games I don't want to play
don't ever critique jews or israel do they though?
youre literally brazillian
nah they're good goys
TRUE
ALSO TRUE
my family is going to a similar holy rolly church atm, their donations are going straight to build some jews second pool in tel aviv baka
god dammit I have GOT to stop betting on hockey. That long nose commissioner is ruining me
make the new