I'm the shot caller for /brit/gang.
If you want to post here you better show your papers.
/brit/
reminder.
should have NEVER done that last wank, just haven't felt right since
ordered personalized content from soogsx
crickets
check-in a week later
excuses
check in week after that
excuses
total time awaiting delivery (2 minute video): 15 days
cost: $250 (yea, not cheap)
never received the content
also she tried to up the price to $700 after I already paid
what did happen in those 15 days?
sent a ton of PPV
at least one a day ranging in price from $20-$40
Subbing to her page is awful value. The sub gets you hardly anything and you get bombarded with an absurd amount of PPV's.
I contacted OF support and they were not helpful. Disputed with CC. Don't care to use OF anymore after this. Lesson learned: I am an idiot.
pic related: proof I was subbed to her
nth for the holodem
Yes but none are EXCLUSIVELY online you dummkopf.
poo
How many did you invite?
Holodem bruv
Re-nationalising our steel plants
Smashing the Turkish barber shops
Stopping the boats
Here's to Keir!
Mental what a sheltered little life I live while working from home in the English countryside. Just pure comfy countryside, lovely cottages and pubs, friendly people. Never feel unsafe or stressed, just bored
cant wait till Wednesday, goon day
bit ashamed to admit this but i really wanna fuck soogsx. would never pay to subscribe to her content because i'm not completely fucked in the head just yet
i think he wants all supermarkets to just exist online and they'd be no retail stores anymore. everyone would just purchase things online and never go outside.
incel worldview.
forgot to by some chicken for dinner let me just order some and wait a day for it to be deilvered rather than just pop in to the store
So? Why would you want an exclusively online grocer?
Also Ocado is exclusively online
A hohol subhuman replied to me in the previous thread
Can I move there? I'M WHITE!!!
Why is it that families would justify their actions of their abusive family? Like seriously my aunt excuses the fact my mom tried to lock me in a closet as a kid and my dad tried to strangle me
im coming to visit
oh my DAYS this nigga never heard of ocado
because it would stop thieves
watching Gigi now but might catch some of biboo's birthday stream, she should have guests x
crimea is a hohol or not make up your mind burger
who was the last great british rock super group? You know like an Oasis
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
Lesson learned: I am an idiot.
did it really need to go as far as that?
isnt you realising you're paying money for jpegs of a naked girl when you can get it for free online enough to make you step back?
i've met people online who actually think they are talking to these girls and they care about them.
you are talking to a balding middle aged man in india paid than less than 5 rupees a day.
It was real. All of it.
I ask for support and get told i am ungrateful i am honestly leaving my family behind my goal is to get rich and put my dad and mom into the worst nursing home possible
2016mong!
your typical tesco is open 15 hours per day, 7 days a week
at minimum wage, that's £67k
this is ignoring all the added costs (benefits, training, insurance, etc) associated with employees in general and a security guard in particular
it's just not worth it for most places
MPs barred from entry to Israel
leftypol goes effing mental slagging off Israel as a fascist hellhole
MP barred from entry to Hong Kong
Nary a word from our man leftypol, not a peep
Hmmm...
the original gyaldem
black midi
and it would stop people from impulsing purchasing. people would actually spend less money on food if you had to wait a day for it to arrive.
same
Technically Oasis isn't a super group. I'd say the last massive rock band were Arctic Monkeys.
literally fucking who
do you have any idea how much a typical supermarket takes in sales every week?
£5 + for a pint nowadays in a country pub
my dad cheated on and divorced my mum when i was a baby
my mom told me she wished she had aborted me
now that im doing well, they are demanding of my attention and support for raising me
parents are odd ducks
And yet those places have figured out that it is worth it so... you have no point
What's it like having a healthy family were no one is a horrible person? My dad and moms side both should have been shot
so would you lads rather shag Kira or Dax
Mumford & Sons
you should work for the local council with this logic mate.
do you know welfare fraud prevention agencies never make their money back.
guess we should scrap that too.
guess we should scrap all law enforcement agencies too.
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
dax of course
My aunt justified my mom telling me to kill myself because my room was a mess and i didn't want to get in disability so she could get checks and not work
She also said my dad had the right to try and fight me because i wouldn't be nice to my step mom who is a fat whore
he's wrong but comparing a private business with a state run public service is wrong also
God is very real
got the 'p on
though i must say pregnant kira was special
TikTok wank
why? it's just not cost effective mate.
let em have their welfare they earned it
time for a nice oily wank
WHY are they like this?
Jobcentre toil is kafkaesque
windmill scene
they've both called me a horrible son and got mad when i tell them i dont care what they think about me because i dont respect them
havent talked to my mum in years and my dad died alone
cruising to my 5th straight serie a title on footy manager, still yet to win the champions league however
get er greased bwaud
I'm empty and autistic. He's just like me.
let me in
just seen a video of a woman getting shagged in her arse by a blokes foot
Honestly i am saving up to travel Europe in august then leaving them to the dust because man they are horrible people
but you're not as attractive, so that makes you a creepy weirdo
At the job centre life’s a laugh
They give you free cash for your autograph
Corr who are the top players, do you win every single match in Serie A, also what is your club
He loved to kill people and fantasised about vigilante justice and honour against serial killers(?). Wouldn't say they were "empty" just violent and Godless.
ask her for her thoughts on poo barms
got tinnitus
bet that makes your cockerel look real nice and fun to hold in your hand
forget to take my vitamins today
wonder if I'll die in my sleep
lads i just paid a girl 200 quid for a jpeg of her naked. was i scammed?
Just cut my manky infected toenails with a paor of toenail clippers
inter
not every match but we're looking at 95+ points at this rate
dunno about top players
Dominant job coach sex arse
depends, how big is her willy?
what if your job coach had to follow you around and be a 1 on 1 coach?
The only time I went to the job centre there was a Scottish guy in the corner with his head in his hands going “I need my fockin money” over and over
anyone else love the small of their ear wax
How old are you
genuinely never smelt it
48
...yh
Jamaicans, Filipinos, and Indians all being nice to me, because they think I'm either undercover, or related to one of the white people in the office.
Nope. Previous boss got drunk and attacked me. I need some income while I apply for another job, unless my lawyer comes back to me with a quick settlement.
Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Bar-ba-ra! Get your black ass over here! We got ourselves a gen-you-wine white nigger! If we had you back in the 1800's, Barbie's skin would be so much lighter, and we'd all be rich and fat on sugarcane. Barbie, give this young man your daughter's number. Y'ain't neva gon see a white boy work harder than this one.
/brit/s job coaches
Love the taste of it, me. And getting a big roll out of your ear hole
freak
good lad
i need my fuckin money man you ned ye
am engaging in behaviours
japanese and korean women owe me sex
every bird i shagged had a smelly arsehole
first time i was a bit put off, even the second or third time too
but eventually i just started to think it was the natural state of arseholes to be a bit smelly and it stopped bothering me
now i even crave the smell a bit cos i associate it with getting the old willard wet
Mind your business
Lass I went to high school with spotted on hinge
The security isn't so much for the shoplifters, at best they are a deterrent but all security can do about shoplifters is report them to the police anyway. More important than shoplifters is staff who steal but even then cameras are more effective than one security guy at the front door. The main reason they have security is to confront customers who are abusing staff. And also to be fire warden.
yeah well you'll have to get in line they're paying me back first
Is this any good?
You got a license for that, son?
fuck off shagger
Tried Hinge but as a virgin freak incel I simply couldn't relate to anything that was on there
Today's my birthday lads
What? Hollywood couldn't get a real robot? Fucking meatwashing...
instagram.com
America is disgusting
tfw no yankette gf
not a single original thought has ever existed behind those eyes
Happy quinceanera!
The security isn't so much for the shoplifters
that's literally the main purpose of them, and the deterrent factor is immense, shops without a guard get robbed all day every day by the same 'professional' shoplifters, when they see a guard on the door they go elsewhere
basically you're talking rubbish
Are Rolex watches exceptionally well made that it justifies the price or are they so expensive because of the brand?
looking at his other posts i think that dude might be an unironic cuck
or is just so irony poisoned that he thinks it's funny
Starship Troopers (1997) top 3 thickest juiciest man-arse rankings:
1. Shujumi
2. Rico
3. Breckinridge
Happy closer to death day
you couldn't make better on your own
the brand
I'm a Swatch man, me
It is funny
weird cunt
haven't seen catyank for a while
hope he's dead or gravely ill
cut out caffeine recently
now more tired in the day but sleep less at night
Any fellow NEETs in also looking to turn their lives around
och aye man scotland was burning and nobody gave a fuck man
caffeine's good for you
fuck off
you're not allowed in
Sounds like a bad outcome overall to me
I'm a neet and I've given up
Would love to punt him over a fence
some really mean-spirited types in here at this time
What if he's got a machine shop and a long Swiss and German heritage?
Fuck's sake I'm using phone internet to post instead of wi-fi, 4chanpassberg's gonna knee me in the bollocks for this one
Had enough of this world now I’m giving up
At all times
They're lovely people once you get to know them.
need to do this but i turn into a zombie without it
that withdrawal is hell
keep drinking alcohol even though it makes me miserable
Any 21st Century Schizoid Men in
wtf
let him in
My immersion was immediately ruined when he had sex in the first episode.
should i smoke a spliff or go to bed
proper fucking despise americans, have yank fatigue something fierce
I once did court drawings for the Crimson King... Frame by frame description of some guv serving up larks' tongues in aspic to vegans.
must have taken some real discipline
Kek tim
You might get more restful sleep without it.
no offence but nonce football coaches provided a vital role in society deflowering incels
I'm a fat cunt
alright steven fry
Been out for too long today and now I smell like the general public
free my nigga barry bennell
am bottom
yh ur probs right might just go to my gay incel bed and have a gay incel sleep without the gay incel drugs
Off to sleepworld, good night chickadees x
Casio F-91W. Iconic. Timeless.
what if you grew up with an adopted Japanese sister that was your same age and had no blood relations to anyone in your family?
everything's good in moderation
would make her train my runecrafting and agility to 99
It was... ... ...
Easy Money.
Age is just a number..
Sweet gay incel dreams, lad. I'll come give you a kiss on the forehead shortly.
so this is rorke
Love women
Just got downvoted on Reddit.com
when they see a guard on the door they go elsewhere
'Professional' shoplifters do not care about the presence of security whatsoever. They rob all day everyday regardless. And every supermarket in my town has security so there is no elsewhere for them.
The only real shoplifting deterrence is for regular people who might be tempted to steal for the thrill, but cameras and the alarms are a greater deterrence than a bloke sat near the door who has no power to stop them. Same with staff who steal.
However staff are verbally abused on a daily basis. Sometimes they get attacked. Supermarkets have a duty of care to protect staff and customers and that is the reason for security.
never forget
never forget
The only real shoplifting deterrence is for regular people who might be tempted to steal for the thrill,
Not him but you really are an actual fucking mong
They're there for all of the druggies and homeless and other underclass runts
guga's on a mad one in his latest video
I’ve been described as a mysterious man
there for all of the druggies and homeless and other underclass runts
Stopping them shoplifting is not the main function of security. Stopping them from abusing staff and other customers is the primary function of security.
sir mysterious stormzy kc
The fact is we all started out as someone's little trolls. And a place like this forces us to become shit posters or victims. Nothing in between can exist here. And you've chosen to be a shit posters Now it's up to you to remain one.
They only ever interact with them when they're shoplifting though
Try leaving your shit-stinking bedroom once in a while
what i dont get about shoplifting is how tesco and asda had barriers then took them away then installed different ones then had them removed again then installed new ones and this goes on for a while until we reach the present where they seem to have found one that work but we'll see how long it lasts because the entrance is too small for the footfall even without barriers
what the fuck are they playing it
it has to be because every deterrence against stealing is also a deterrence against buying and they only realise that after they see sales figures after each new security install
You going to fight every buster who pops off?
I think you replied to the wrong person.
I work for a supermarket you retard.
in english doc
You have zero idea what you're on about mate.
They should just shoot shoplifters
we need to bring back executioner as a career path with black mask and a big axe
oh right, i'm only a supermarket employee. clearly your incorrect assumptions hold more weight.
children wank
i'm only a supermarket employee
Right, so you're not very intelligent then and we can treat you and your arguments accordingly. Glad we cleared that.
let a thousand terror cells in el salvador bloom
chicken jockey
Right mister, time for bed
Wish I could rip my toes off and eat them like wotsits
probably not intentionally but teenagers certainly do
ah yes, you are clearly a high iq individual despite that you are a neet.
I'm better than you.
bloody benchods
yesterday, i woke up sucking a golf ball
yesterday, i woke up sucking a golf ball
yesterday, i woke up sucking a golf ball
yesterday, i woke up sucking a golf ball
sent that freak flying
na your cringe and gay
he has experience on the subject, do you?
is that his newest record?
Management is where all the mongs are, retail is just full of sound lads and lasses and the one sacked tranny
I work for a national security agency that provides guards to the major supermarkets.
Alright lads, I'm just going to call time on this argument and deliver my verdict
Ahem
This bloke wins
Let's move on
the eyes chico they never lie
bro works for MI-big 6
didnt do too good today
He stacks shelves for living
He’s thick as shit
might make a big batch of pomodoro sauce
done him
Business idea: bed
yikes, saw a nasty post.
no wonder some of you lads dont have sex.
need them nationalised
imagine the negotiation power of a national supermarket service.
everything would be back to pennies wouldnt even need a pound sign on the shelves
what are these numbers
That is a ridiculous lie. Asda security are Asda employees.
I've not been a shelf stacker in over a decade.
toby (1995) - rorke wanking amid the smells of his bedroom
Better that some of us die as virgins, it's what some of us deserve
he works there, you don't
all that matters
Oh they demoted you?
working for a supermarket for over a decade, deary me
he doesnt have a VIX fund
fucking dire subject matter tonight lads.
is talking about theft in a supermarket the best we can come up with?
kizuna ai clone
seen any thick, juicy manarse of late?
Some lads here need reality checks
what about working in a village store? haha
No, i've had multiple promotions.
How long have been a neet?
Had a womfy WFH job for 6 years x
be me
stacking shelves in Tesco
manager times your toilet breaks
neon lights buzz louder than your will to live
old ladies yell at you for not knowing where cat food is
switch to working in quaint village shop
get paid to chat with locals and drink tea
get free eggs from farmer who thinks you're his grandson
every shift feels like a cozy side quest
literally peak NPC lifestyle, 10/10 would recommend
sounds cozy
I train in mma 24 hours a week and I'm a heavyweight. I could take you with eaze.
Having prostate leakage
lol go back to britfeel womfyposter
Who is talking about my thick juicy man arse?
My agency is literally advertising for guard jobs working at Asda you dinlow
nap complete
heigh ho heigh ho its back to toil i go
Wanking
lmao you work for mitie. How many toilets did you have to attend today?
Did my first pooey bumwank earlier was good and I did big cums but not sure ill be doing it again
bit gay
you love to see it
anime
filming while driving, bit dangerous!
Change the name you cucks. It's cringe.
Mutt's law
what on earth
We had the Beeb a long time before you mutts became cuckold obsessed.
mental illness
He’s the passenger sausage
no he's on the right thats the drivers seat
Now everyone knows the meme and associates it. It's time to change it.
PRETTY sure our bbc came before yours you freak
Now everyone knows the meme and associates it
only yanks
It's time to change it.
no
Non-americans don't immediately think of black dicks when we see a company logo believe it or not mate
gf telling me my horoscope for the 100th time
Bullshit. Elon asked a Brit guy if he liked BBC and he refused to answer cause he knew the meme.
Lol
Curious that the job advertisement has no mention of shoplifting but the job overview is "To protect our customer's property, people and/or assets ", the exact point i've been making.
you can tell she has a huge shovel head underneath that hair
he refused to answer because it's a bizarre question to ask, even if you're ignorant of the cuck element
"do you like the company you work for?"
and the fact the aspie was cheerfully giggling and rocking back and forth only added to the weirdness
all of the Americans who do cuckolding are of English descent
right well that's a big trannard william isn't it
Cope. You're sexually deranged from birth from having your cock mutilated
It's a fact. Anglos stared at black dicks during slavery and now they let blacks bang their wives.
Melty
we didn't have any slaves here on this blessed isle
they all went where you are
Israel, circumcised: Healthy birthrate
Nigeria. circumcised: Healthy birthrate
Middle East. circumcised: Healthy birthrate
Britcucks, uncircumcised: Going extinct
Hahaha
SNL 'apologise' to Aimee Lou Wood for 'mean' sketch that mocked her teeth as The White Lotus star continues to slam 'misogynistic' show
The slave owners here were all Englishmen.
to be fair cuckold is a word invented by the English, by the the immortal bard himself I might add
Melty
No it's a deeply American thing wanting to be cuckolded by black men.
It's called blacked.
Not curried mate.
Also a lot of plantation owners were of Scottish descent.
what a sensitive little bitch
all I know about this show is the AGP monologue that I learned about from a chudette v-tuber
Pretty sure Scotland is part of your shithole. Same shit.
Same shit
No. Not the same shit, you made a propaganda movie about Scottish independence, remember?
chudette v-tuber
Hollywood jewish propaganda
Oh yeah I remember that movie I made.
american farts into thread
immdately starts talking about black penis and how his genitals were mutilated
lmao
Yankoid moment
who brought up circumcision?
here's the first post.
liar. uncut and still can't reproduce your population.
lad at work gets one of these literally every morning
he's a mad man
Corrrr
being circumcised means you will go extinct
what a retard
it's bizarre reading this american saying we're being outbred, like has this retard seen how many south americans and indians are in his country right now?
it's not a race to see who is being outbred mate.
yeah it's a nice one but not really the time to post a tranny, and a circumcised one to boot
He's baiting now he realised he cocked up
at the end of the day
only africans and pakis are breeding
Your ethnic homeland is being taken from you and you will do nothing but at least you're not speaking German.
Your ethnic homeland is being taken from you
but so is yours?
lmao bro anything you say is happening in your country twice as fast. hahaha
ey up Pilkies making music
white americans, circumcised
going extinct
south koreans, circumcised
going extinct
australians, circumcised
going extinct
australians dont mutilate their penises mate.
australians, circumcised
wrong
dude you are a cuck traitor. siding with your english daddy. faggot.
Jamaica, circumcised: going extinct
China, circumcised: going extinct
this is not my ethnic homeland, dipshit you think my ancestors evolved here.
whatever your ethnic homeland is mate it's currently being overan with muslims and africans.
unless you're not white?
How come when we American Gods left you Eurocucks couldn't hold down the fort?
you are like a cuck traitor you're supposed to argue against the british cuck fag retards with me bro dude we have the same flag or something like that
Nice self portrait.
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