your car sar edish
/BRIT/
can a human willy fit in a cat
asking for a mate
We need male role models to stop that which is portrayed in the his Netflix documentary 'Adolescence'
why does rorke think he's going to be forced to eat bugs? like where did that come from?
Wish I was a primary school teacher
how was toil lads
Sir Tax Payer
mine could but then i have a very tiny penis
heh
did you hatch yesterday?
how tiny we are talking about? mine couldnt
Netflix documentary
sad thing is people think its true.
women are more likely to be murdered by their partner than anyone else in the world.
women are terrible at selecting partners, i sort of understand why we did arranged marriages now.
Margaret Thatcher would know what to do
depends on the school
a school full of unruly pakis and niglets? no thanks
had my car washed by ethnically ambiguous immigrants at the weekend.
been audibly laughing at /brit/ today
it's just as silly as ever but it's been getting me good
Savings income
5k
they need to do an adolescence spin off about about the follow on from the incel - the obese manchild nonce. the parents are elderly and he's 30s living with them and still it's stephen graham going me son a nonce
the cronem craccing dey luh cocoa butter jars open x
in no small part due to the spammers brought to heell by Anon Babble acting as a sword of damocles hovering above their heads.
Michael Clark, 46, taught maths at Lyng Hall School in Coventry but left his job after a pupil complained about his behaviour in 2022.
A tribunal in Coventry heard he used homophobic slurs during lessons, had physical altercations with pupils and described himself as 'f***ing untouchable'.
Mr Clark also made several sexual remarks about a pupil's mother which the panel found him guilty of.
The vulgar comments included: 'I do not need to w**k off, I will just get your mum to s**g me.' Mr Clark was also said to have told a child: 'I am usually in front of your mum, not behind.' He was also alleged to have said: 'Maybe I will ring your mum up, she seems to love my phone calls.'
He was also accused of swearing in front of them, saying 'f**k' and b*****d' and 'f****t' and 'p***y.'
Mr Clark said during a 'playfight' with a student that he had 'put my foot on him like I was champion.' He returned to his class to continue teaching, and the boy later went back to his classroom and 'taunted' Mr Clark, who responded by throwing a whiteboard pen at him, the Teaching Regulation Agency (TRA) said.
Mr Clark said the incident had been sparked by the boy 'sticking his finger up, calling me a p***y, saying he would batter me, joking.' After the physical confrontation had happened, the 46-year-old is alleged to have said: 'I one-handed kicked his a**e, stood on his neck, job is a dunun, I have a tea on my arm though, it is hard to do it with one hand.'
When the allegations were put to Mr Clark during an internal investigation, the 46-year-old said: 'If that is what they are saying, then I must have.' He was also said to have fallen asleep during lessons and examinations he was supervising.
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Fascinating
zoidberg no longer posts ai images or does his daily boot up advertisement spam anymore LOL
how much do you need to have saved to get 5k interest paid
Paying my taxes
buck broken by Anon Babble. you love to see it. nun he cud do lol
Sheffield's the steel city why didn't they save that
190 was the Bez of /brit/
All in due time.
who do you say that I am?
Dame No Savings
aint nun zieldy cud do LOL
This is the sort of male teacher we need
Sir Friday Night Dinner
Former DJ and Top of The Pops presenter Sir Jimmy Savile and TV presenter Terry Christian attend the launch party for the "My Generation" Book Launch at the V&A Museum (2010)
bit over £110,000 assuming 4.5%
Sir Alan Carr
I took pictures of my maths teacher's arse and wanked to them when I got home
the legend of zieldy: 3 pm princess
2 more weeks and aston martin will go bankrupt
bet the yardie goons are chiefing that loud pack
Can't think of a funny name for this one
I Wish beardmeatsfood And gary Eats would meet
that would Be
Great !!
rolling up to the nuber 4 privet drive with a warrant to arrest one harry potter
bet you're sat there cowering and pissing yourself in your wheelchair because of Anon Babble
nun u cud do LOL
fake mosuey
can see why they accept gifts and bribes tbf people seem to think they earn loads but that's fuck all
Mrs Audiobook Narrator
cronem got they s bend batons in zieldy
aint nun he cud do
the female version of a incel is a girl who acts slutty and gets sent to a reform school and comes back with a drug problem or on a field trip to africa and comes back pregnant
wish i could shag that one fit fnaf animatronic
The shag of 87
couldnt be arsed
There are those who want a swimming pool in the house, while those who have one barely use it.
the female version of a incel
no such thing, there is no equivlency
bandem got zieldy done
aint nun he cud do
shoving sultanas down the ol jappers
yeah but the yardie goons they're putting dey luh airmasses on
there are those who want a pizza hut in the garage, while those who have one-LOOK YOU BIG EARED FREERF
youtube.com
good video
How many times do you have to wear shoes before they're 'worn in' and fit your feet properly? I've worn a pair of boots two times and both times it's left blisters on my feet and one of my toenails cut off and bleeding too. WHEN DOES IT END
might play some elite dangerous
One day
Only just clocked that 'sacked tranny' is a derogatory nickname for the employed woman tripfag.
Thought they were two different posters.
Funny nickname
just buy some jordans LOL
And the latest from the Anon Babble separatists?
should have bought some shoes that fit you
Very vague
One may expect it to take approximately three to four weeks of regular wear for shoes to become properly "worn in" and to conform to the shape of one's feet, though this may vary depending upon the material and construction of the footwear.
Those aren't going to 'wear in' lad. They don't fit you.
might just
lovely iron
probably the GOAT element
317x10000
not a chance
Partial to Arsenic myself.
sleeps in bins for comfort
The dispute centres around the council's decision to remove Waste Recycling and Collection Officer (WRCO) roles.
This role, which is responsible for safety at the back of a refuse collection lorry, has been carried out by around 170 workers, some of which have been with the city’s waste collection services for over 30 years. Birmingham City Council is the only local authority in the country to have this role.
Birmingham City Council claimed Unite's proposals focused on retaining a role that did not exist at other councils and could open up the council to more equal pay claims as refuse collection is a job overwhelmingly performed by men.
Wait all this is all over a role, done by 170 people, some of who have been doing it for 3 decades, and Birmingham council is the only one in the country that even has this WRCO job? And the Council's reason for axing it is "too many binmen are men" and they can train to be HGV drivers instead? Oh this shit will never be settled.
ive suffered with blisters for 90% of the shit childs trainers that i wear
rorke is to blame for jamie bulger getting raped by those 2 lads. if rorke had just accepted their gayness they wouldnt have has to ill the wee lad
not in order of most iron content to least
i ingest enough rust as a steel worker
Shoes should fit comfortably from day one and never cause blisters from normal walking activity.
Stop buying ill fitting shoes
OCD freak!
me? Got nostalgia for the song "Starships" by Nicki Minaj
nahhhhhhhhhh rorke
rorke in his 5 year old NB creps
For me, it's superbass
I don't know about jobs or tax but does that say she made 85k and pays 21k in tax
isn't that a lot
that too, but Starships moreso
well that's a bit grim isn't it now
That is not ok
yes boys, get that iron in
quite liked that me
Obese woman. White discharge.
Disgusting
Dear Our Client
Grim, even a high street bank will call you by your name
always got the plapcow wall decoration havent they?
that's a fat woman's fanny then
WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME WALL ART
timmy's wife
Sir Our Client
samefag
It should really read 'Dear Client'
night shift toil in 1 hour
used to goon to her music videos
just dont go
honestly mate i'm a bit gay myself but 90% of minges are just nasty to look at. love everything else about a womans body but fuck me are they NASTY looking.
Wish I worked in a highly dangerous laboratory surrounded by extremely volatile and poisonous chemicals.
Akon - I wanna love you
Most goons had for me
mental how a feminine cock and balls are so much more pleasing to my cock than a pussy but a pussy is much more pleasing to my cock physically, whereas a cock and balls is impossible to penetrate
the 3 pm ones tend to look nice
Sabrina Carpenter very sexy
Best I cud get.
not got mental health me. lifting weights and having a routine got rid of it
poo arse wank
good on you mate, we must all combat mental health at all costs and ensure no one ever has mental health ever again
when I lift weights I forget that I'm gay
PREACH!
well i cant do that i need money
God works in mysterious ways
wtf the minge is the best part.
Maybe except for Hope Solo’s vag
her?
teared up reading this ngl. Cant believe all the lads with mental health. it not right x
You need mental health!
they are just nasty to look at, that's all mate.
its like god spent an hour designing a woman and spend the final minute doing the sexual organs.
if your worried, just don't worry mate
good post. not gay myself but most fannies are a bit grim
aff to Anon Babble
see you in a bit
Sex
New
satan personified telling lads to get mental health and jump in front of trains, not on
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
cant believe you'd wish mental health on me
could someone please wanj me orf
That's mentally unhealthy ACTUALLY!
Marie Laforêt
dogs eating the cat food again
mining lithium in my own backyard
rorke's mum buying him 3 pairs of trousers in 3 shades of brown on her Very credit account
nobody has worn brown trousers since the 1970s
Back garden*
Rorke's mum being like "I am your mum" to Rorke
exactly
addicted to redbull
tastes so yummy
*quickly takes off my brown trousers and throws them in a bush*
yeah exactly
rorke: my mum is my mummy! (to the tune of, my life is a movie!)
Don't test me. I'd wreck you on DayZ
watching an enthralling kurosawa film
desuarchive.org
this thread will forever be a reminder of how rattled spammers got when Anon Babblebrit killed int/brit/
chuckling at this one lad hahah x
And then his mum comes in and fucks him or something
guys ive been working for a week after NEETing for two years and it is hell, when does it get better?
Listen lads I need one of you to come into my smelly childhood bedroom and wank me off really quickly
when you start shagging toilfu
wont get better, it will get worse. the novelty of doing something new will wear off real fast and you'll grow it hate it.
thanks for being supportive mate got mental health so it was difficult to put myself out there with a joke glad it landed well aha x
It doesn't
There is nothing in life that makes up for the pain and the toil and the boredom
in about 4-6 years
shame Anon Babble brit is so slow, i guess brit just belongs on Anon Babble
lol it doesn't
THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Nay
just stop having mental health mate, hope that helps x
in the /brit/ kitchen today we will be serving elton john ice cream
Remember everything you know
gets better when you stop caring and just shoot the shit with the lads all day and flirt with your toilfu in the kitchenette
pangpang buying jewellery with timmy's funds
me finally understanding a joke someone at work makes
Oh ha ha I didn't see the name of the jif
what do I do if mum spent £40 on something for me which doesn't fit my figure and cannot be returned
she's my darling mum and I can't just throw it away
change your figure
this is so true bros, take me back
deport millions of wogs
thank her for it and put it on vinted
UK is collapsing faster than any other western country. I hope the worst to you all. Karma is finally catching up to you.
1. It's not happening.
2. It is happening, but it's very rare.
3. It's happening, and that's a good thing.
4. It's happening and you'd better shut up about it, or else.
Loving the bant thread. It's giving me a guide to stay in character all thread and then change it the next one.
/brit/ but in podcast form
toilfu is into manifesting
/britfeel/ had a podcast at one point
it was an utter cringefest
Your people live in shanty towns made out of cinder blocks with monkeys climbing up the telephone poles.
poodcast
find it too restricting, me. want to post what I want without any care for maintaining consistency across posts
/|brit/| but in book form
/britfeel/ had a podcast at one point
omds that just unlocked a memory.
were the episodes archived?
wasn't moni hosting it or some shite
Everything about /britfeel/ is pure cringe
He made his own I think
Top 27 Most Disturbing /brit/ Posts Of All Time
pooing a wank out of my pooey arse
Number 7 Will Shock You
Proving my point.
I must say I did find it funny how they had a sponsor from audible one time but audible retracted their sponsorship immediately afterwards.
watching Zlewikk CRUSH the Three Mountains achievement by playing a Mughals run omdzzzzz and he's taken the Mandate of Heaven too
number 12: cock
sponsor from audible one time but audible retracted their sponsorship immediately afterwards.
How do you sleep at night?
miss my ex girlfriend so so so much I think about her every single day and dream about her every night
number 15: burger king foot lettuce
youtu.be
yes now lads /ourboy/ is back
In my Cars 2 bed
On my right side with my eyes closed.
in a clinical waste bin
I have a lifelong obsession with Sharks. And if you need a little Monday boost, here is my favourite shark-related quote for you:
Sharks don't complain about Mondays.
They're up early.
Biting stuff.
Chasing things.
Being scary.
Reminding everything they are a shark.
Relentless. Focused. Always moving forward.
Happy Monday!
keep it on linkedin next time
Why did he do it lads?
that really rattled them
someone found her profile years later and she has CHAD 7ft athlete bf while he trooned out
increasingly poorly given
foreigners racing their motorbikes down the main road
police sirens blaring regularly (policing foreigners)
mentally ill (foreign) neighbour up to nonsense in the garden
So you have just forked out on a brand new Aston......
You are in the pub and its bragging rights time.....
Your mates think your a plonker cos you should have bought Porsche, Fezza or Audi....
No. you stuck to buying a great hand-made, British made Aston, with a century of skill and knowledge passed down the generations. The quintessential British automobile......
You show then the fine lines of the exterior....
Then the exquisite interior of a proper gentlemans car.....
You start it up, and with the roar, your mates are indeed very impressed.
Then one asks.....go on then, let's see the engine.....and you do.
Then at the peak of British pride with superlative design and engineering of the home-grown definitive GT they see.....
Monday night
please find me a source for this
what does poo taste like?
Wtf you're turning balkan
It not right is it, men and women co-toiling
I'm married. My female co-toiler is married. Yet I've fallen in love with her.
All because I spend more time with her in a day than I do my own wife.
Hope Trump reverses womens rights.
Like shit
Unfortunately, Katy Perry has returned from space. The 11 minute trip lasted longer than "143" was in the charts.
Unsurprising. That vid was a literal life ruiner.
Remember Change UK?
What were that all about?
mikey will be posting here a lot more now
He has a new computer with a Pentium processor and a keyboard
I'm working class but I don't want a working class gf
they're animals
I DESERVE a middle class gf
All I remember is that pic if them eating in nandos
wahey mikey moving on up in the world
limp wristed centrist poofters who thought the lib dems were too spicy for their taste
Right, so you saw the image of them I posted the other day, didn't give me a single (You), yet used my work to inspire your own post.
Absolutely disgusting. Fuck you man.
They see the engine and go "phwoarr that's pretty nice"
Because unlike you they leave their bedrooms and don't obsess about brown people all the time
The Last of Us is such cucked dogshit
protag is a 5'1 45kg girl who regularly kills 100kg+ zombies in hand-to-hand combat
side character is another dyke woman also predisposed and gifted in combat
pro immigrant rhetoric forced into plot
Change UK, founded as The Independent Group (TIG) and later The Independent Group for Change, was a British centrist, pro–European Union political party, which lasted for ten months in 2019. Established in February and formally recognized as a party in May, it was dissolved in December after all its MPs lost their seats at that year's general election.
need a british gf
it was dissolved in December after all its MPs lost their seats at that year's general election.
she's south african
Oh get a life
it was dissolved in December after all its MPs lost their seats at that year's general election.
abby's not even a muscle mommy in the show
what's the point?
the new fire alarm chirp is a black person riding a lime bike without paying for it (causes it to emit a chirping noise)
very common in London, always non-whites doing it
earns less than me
Can't even look me in the eye you absolute coward
reckon i'm the only white young british bloke in my shithole town
genuinely think even the pakis at the shops feel sorry for me
genuinely think even the pakis at the shops feel sorry for me
ktim
things are going to get ugly soon
the dobster could get it
How many candles are you burning
gerards dead mark
Currently lifting.
she was very fit in man down
yer lifting mate jk xx
yeah a fork full of pot noodle doesn't count mate
Party membership:
Independent (2019)
Change UK (2019)
Liberal Democrats (2019–2023)
Labour Co-op (2023-present)
In December 2024, it was announced that Berger would be made a Life Peer as part of the 2024 Political Peerages.[110] She was created Baroness Berger, of Barnhill in the London Borough of Brent on 6 February 2025.[111]
Only think I'd like to 'change' about the uk is all these fucking pakistanis, indians and africans comin in
I’m full of self-loathing and regret
Just heard Rorke is on Tesco Mobile
Job for life if you're from the right stock
Reacting to the killings of a number of children by dangerous dogs and the attacks leading to injuries of 5,000 postmen and women a year, she proposed allowing police to take action on private property, produce dog control notices, and instigate compulsory micro-chipping, so that dogs and their owners can be traced more easily
I might be the most miserable person on earth
yeah apart from that it's brilliant
move then
corrr she had the perfect arsehole
Never had sex or a gf and I'm 33
How do I learn to be romantic when teenagers have more experience in it than I do
tesco mobile
it is
this place has the potential to be one of the best places in the world to live
get the aston martins inspected x
shitco shitbile mote like
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