/brit/

NOTICE:
/brit/ is officially moving to Anon Babble in one week
brit threads will cease to be made on int on the 18th of april

no it's just a shit gimmick that everyone will have forgotten about in a month once the lad spamming that general gives up.

brit threads will cease to be made on int on the 18th of april

according to who?

me

t. heathermongo

me

me

me

heathermong is in a state of panic right now

celtic mentioned

here is what will happen

everyone right now moves to Anon Babble and never returns here (very unlikely)

posters in this general will stay here (likely)

even if everyone here moves to bant you wont stop the average poster who checks in here for a few days and leaves and comes back later ect.

Saudi Arabia: Tywin Lannister
UAE: Olenna Tyrell
Israel: Roose Bolton
Iran: Melisandre
Qatar: Varys
Jordan: Littlefinger
Turkey: Daenerys Targaryen

keep spamming your AI shit and we'll go to Anon Babble
it's just as simple as that

they wanna fucking kill us

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cinnamon & raisin toasty loaf

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If you continue posting here you're accepting that you're under the thumb of a mentally ill autistic control freak who spams cuck porn because we don't post in the threads they want us to. You are submissive cattle

you're assuming the push to move would only last 1 day. which is just stupid

me

I will post here but if heathermong starts spamming I will be going to Anon Babble
just as simple as that

Mental how one man from Australia with a simple dream and endless free time has buckbroken /brit/

Bruce... I kneel

i like this idea. use /brit/ but keep Anon Babble as a back up when he starts wigging out.
i cant see why anyone would oppose this sensible compromise

Anon Babble is obessed!!

meanwhile the average Anon Babble post:

why haven't you posted a single piece of AI spam today?

yes you are obsessed, you've been posting about bant all day

mn on a normal one

heatherschizo 24 hour mega-melty lol

genuinely no downsides to this
dont like bant for normal posting because i like to do some cheeky samefagging and pretending to be other aussies

This propaganda is more insidious than anything Goebbels produced

I didn’t know Brits posted in /cum/

ktim ktim KTIM

Based

Remember when heathermong spammed /brit/ for 48 hours without any sleep because he lost an argument

nop

brad lol 52.png

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First line up my nose
Gonna be the best weekend there ever was

i have better things to remember than that actually

think about the comedown though

Indic

literally just dravidians who were gangbanged by Iranian bulls

What you on

First week of tretinoin
Skin is very dry and flaky

That’s for future me to deal with

work with a 55 year old man

we're doing some charity thing

he's only gone and ran 5 miles within an hour

wtf
I couldn't do that and I'm 28
I gas out after 10 minutes

is he uniquely healthy or am I uniquely unhealthy?
feel very insecure right now

My dad is nearing 70 and still runs a sub 25 5k
You're just exceptionally unfit

feeling quite pooey

The deadline day for a website to file their self assessment with Ofcom per the Online Safety Act is next week.

what incination though

lucky. im naturally pooey

If you just run a bit every now and then it's amazingly easy to progress in how far you can go. Only trouble is it's a bit boring.

we do not care

Big boss man tried to trick me into providing an overly optimistic income projection for this year but I didn't bend.

He unironically thought he could have his minions provide a realistic (but grim) projecttion based on minimal data and then successfully goad me into disagreeing and saying it will be higher just so I would take the blame for not meeting that projection.

He spent the entire morning desperately pressuring me to say something other than "yeah, I agree with your minions" but it was in vain.

There is still no evidence to suggest running is good for your long term health

You should remember heathermong, bet you had plenty of coffee during that weekend.

What about all the evidence showing that cardiovascular fitness is good for your health

5G cancelled and dismantled

wth lol

all in here lads

running from me is good for your health because it saves you from getting your mug caved in

3 Bedrooms
2 Bathrooms
Lot Size Square Feet: 11326

Price: £95,210
6038 W Adams St, Bay Saint Louis, MS 39520

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not a word but cute monke fella

what if the floor broke and I fell through it only to impale my arsehole on one of those stilts haha wouldn't that be something

121 posts

29 posts by this ID

Looks like it was built to last the summer

Claudia, my dearest sister. I can only offer my sincerest apologies, but I have been posting in the Anon Babble thread for 7 months now and it has only just reached the bump limit. I long to see you and mother again.

Banging out the complete works of Shakespeare?

why is it on stilts?

why is the basement see through

Why will they be made on Anon Babble? For the IDs?

Idk what this means

you could easily rob a place like this, just get one lad under the house and another on any side and the homeowner has nowhere to go.

Brex/int/ means Brex/int/

Whoever lived their is probably in prison for shooting the postman every morning

Whore.

wtf I was thinking about Assassins Creed 2 earlier on today

Looks perfectly fine inside. All this for £95,210

My Dad met Bradley Walsh at a pub in the countryside in the 90s and said he was a sound bloke.

It’s over
its fucking over

me

Ronald Plump

Looks fine but my house isn't worth much more

omds they actually think this

Dont know much about this but you get savings accounts with better interest rates don't you?

who gives a fuck sto pgiving them attention. if they want to be weird on their own then that's fine. we can keep posting here. no worries

need a plain jane gf

Me in a few hours

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reminder to put dirty needles in your fleshlight before you throw it away to discourage disgusting behaviour

having a comfy time on /brit/ meanwhile Anon Babble users dont know how to install an extension

omds the utter state hahahha

gf just got the coil in

i said get in

Anon Babblebrit/ has won
we're twice as fast as this thread now
join us or die

for all the posts you make about Anon Babble, you may as well just post there

q-quickly tell them to install this with just one click or we'll LOSE them!

this post just reeks of desperation

toil over time for a comfy incelwalk to the forrest to smoke a bit of weed

Anon Babblebrit is for when you are spamming AI images heatherfreak
keep doing it and more people will seek the alternative /brit/

The “once you’re 18 you’re own your own” crowd is huge in the US. It’s really bizarre

it's so fucking cold

if dubs have an outside wank in the forest

once you’re 18 you’re own your own!

meanwhile tyrone and pedro has 20 children in his parents home because they look after each other

americans question why they are being replaced

happening here too lmao

whys the thread so quiet

this place is dead

We're all in bant

/brit/ bros

Can you post in these thread?

Thanks in advance

we went to Anon Babble mate

There’s only about 4-5 posters on bant/brit

anyone else get those multi-knob dreams
on you not like youre sucking many knobs or taking many knobs up your bum nothing gay like that

ok

heathermong probably pacing back and forth in his smelly childhood bedroom muttering to himself now
/brit/ was all he had and even that's gone
what will he do now?

like doorknobs? strange dream i must say

The woke have only gone and lost their bloody marbles

Probably just post on Anon Babble? Lol

then I will filter him

you can filter him with ease on Anon Babble however, he was in complete meltdown last night

and get insta-filtered great solution mate

Mousenonce come home

heathermong having a panic attack realising the last 3-4 years of his life were utterly wasted and people will forget he exists 5 mins after filtering him

He can literally just start under a new IP

Wasn’t here last night
Only meltdown I’m seeing are the 4-5 saddos still on Anon Babblebrit lol

so then I will filter his new ID
he's not going to keep resetting his router every 2 minutes
he's a fat lazy cunt

He can just do it in one click with his VPN

easy to see why /brit/ is wank now at least, the good posters are the normal lads who chip in with a few posts a thread while getting on with their day but you have a handful of unfunny freaks posting 30-50 times per thread as exposed by the use of IDs

Anon Babblebrit having a panic attack realising it’s just him and 4 other saddos

there is no point spamming Anon Babble when people will just instantly filter you
the attraction is gone

:(

Russia has to get moving. Too many people ere DYING, thousands a week, in a terrible and senseless war - A war that should have never happened, and wouldn’t have happened, if I were President!!!

lads
What do women call their vaginas?
A pussy? A twat? A fanny? A moomoo?
I need to know

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/brit/ has been wank for years i would be glad to see it die. do you not remember when the ip counter was still here and we had like 24 posters every thread

clearly not considering all bant/brit talks about is heathermong

No idea

seems like they're talking about how finished he is now

been edging to amelia dimoldenbergs tiktok for over an hour now

"nothing to lose" tattooed around his gun wounds
everything to gain embedded in his brain

As opposed to he 4-5 on bant/brit?

bbc?

Can anyone solve this and explain???

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Screaming
Absolute state of Black Mirror

so they’re talking about him

melty

it's over for rourke

/brit/ isn't supposed to be something you're permanently tapped into, you just pop in now n then drop a few posts into the void and fuck off

when people started treating it like a 24/7 chat room is when the charm died, now it's just a handful of dogshit posters posting between themselves 30 times a thread with an occasional funny post getting washed away by it all

Why does he need a formal warning
When Winston McKenzie was on they never gave him a warning for homophobia, the public just voted him out
Fucking soft cunts

Is this one of the 4-5 posters?

lads we are not obsessed

every post in Anon Babble is about someone who doesnt even post here anymore

vision started blurring about halfway through the first sentence, presumably my brain's attempt at self preservation by preventing any more gunk from cluttering up my neurons

its second from right bottom row
and no i won't

either 3 or 6-8
can rule out the other 4 though

Literally who the fuck is Jojo Siwa?

Merge the first two in each column then remove any overlapping lines to get the bottom shape in the column.

wait are you lot actually moving over to Anon Babble

yeah

spaki melty

Got 105 on the mensa IQ test and I've never recovered from that.

4

have been making posts both for and against moving there based on whichever argument i find funnier at the time

just stop embarrassing yourself grandad
have a werther's original

rorke STUNS in new fishnets

and you do this yeah? couple of posts a day is all you make? calling bullshit

ive been posting in both threads as I'd hate to miss out on any good posts

suh-LAAAAY rorkeypops!

I'm 39, 39 is young, fuck off

Thank you, I fucking couldn't figure it out. I am a certified fucking retard I guess.

this poster remembers 9/11

next president of korea has the smallest eyes I've ever seen
wtf

have never made more than 5 posts in a thread, by the time i get back to it its usually a new thread if not 2-3 down the line so i do a cheeky refresh for the (You) count then repeat process aha x

all in here lads

I have never made love to a woman lads

oh my DAYS
bossman remembers the collapse of the berlin wall

20% of the thread is one poster btw

we're all moving over to Anon Babble now

we already live in a black mirror episode
all charlie brooker has to do is look at the average life of a 18 year old today and blud will think nobody will believe this if he put pen to paper.

I'm not sure any women would want to date me or have sex with me as I'm a 31 year old virgin and I'm a 31 year old virgin because I'm a mentally ill hermit.

I don't think this thread would be any less pathetic if it has IDs on

RIP /brit/ Anon Babble 21/03/13 to 11/04/25

mentally ill hermit.

kek this is me

80% of this thread is you seething about Anon Babble heatherfreak

but it doesn't, so the illusion is there

In December 2023, responding to a reporter's question on Western countries pushing for LGBT rights to be respected, the President of Burundi stated the homosexuals should be stoned en masse, and that to do so would not be a crime

why do these thirdie leaders have such beef with the benders?

tell you what lads, these anti-histamines are making me a bit sleepy

Very backwards people

leftypol booking his 3rd prostate exam this month

having a severe mental health crisis because of the warm and sunny weather because when it was warm and sunny last year (and the prior 4 years) i used to do normal things with the ex girlfriend like go on little holidays, walks to the beach, sit in beer gardens and that
now i have been forced back in to my smelly childhood bedroom no gf or friends and i just sit on the computer all day

dont care

would love to cuddle up with you and have a nap without the ire of haystein

HEATHERMELTY

chin up lad

i'd hit you with a hammer

this might actually be the end of /brit/ on Anon Babble, we're unironically all over at bant now lmfao

20% of the thread confirmed as one poster btw

I'm sad that zoomers have this meme that age gap is le bad. 16 year old girls are so beautiful.

as opposed to 21% here

all in here lads

done in

doesn’t even make sense

Listening to some Miles Davis

*throws it in a wood chipper*

raped that clown

ferreberge

theyve got allen wrenches gerbil feeders uhhh idk the rest

lads what if we all just spam their threads to bump limit so they have to keep wasting their time making new ones, they can filter us but they cant remove the post counts hehe

if this had IDs it would also look like that. that is how it has always been. don't know why people thought each /brit/ was only people making 1 or 2 posts

This isn't even weird for Anon Babbleschizoids. It's the 100+ post schizos that are mental. 40 in one thread is a 75th percentile /brit/ poster.

Trying to get a Linux distro on my usb with persistence and it just keeps going wrong

Mustelids are great

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Off work from now until Thursday the 17th and then not back in work until Tuesday 22nd, and I've already just had a week off work

Jammier than a fucking dodger

TailsOS?

to whom*

322 posts in

only 39 unique posters

56% of posts made by 5 people

70% of posts made by 10 people

82% of posts made by 15 people

bloody hell

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lads what if we all just spam their threads to bump limit so they have to keep wasting their time making new ones, they can filter us but they cant remove the post counts hehe

yea they do it up the bum

its snover
pic related

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and the best part? theyre all me

full ID count

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Kali, I'm a pentester and soon to be a neet so I have to give up my work laptop
Occurred to me I won't have a copy of Kali in the meantime for technical tests and such and I don't want to dual boot

why do you care it's /brit/ not /yank/

whys he wearing a willy hat

Anon Babble is now three times more active than here. its over

so this is it
the final /brit/...

int: 2.47 posts/min - 242 replies - 1h 37m
bant: 6.25 posts/min - 120 replies - 0h 19m

writing's on the wall lads

So here we talk about Anon Babble and over there they talk about Anon Babble. Yeah mint lads

yep
Anon Babble has won

thank you for playing

it's the same 5 people talking to each other

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and what is here?

all me

friendship and community

meeee

there are 36 unique IDs in the Anon Babble thread

140 posts in 25 minutes on Anon Babble
261 posts in 1 hour and 30 mins on Anon Babble

its over...

had a lamb dhansak for din dins last night. love a dhansak me but it creates an unholy amount of farts. actually a bit disgusting the constant stream of poo vapour pouring from my arsehole. been at it for hours. smells like death and eggs.

you are developmentally delayed if you think /brit/ isn't the exact same as this if not worse

9 people talking to each other

24 in 39 in with almost all posts coming from the same retards spamming each other

bant/brit/ is a very low quality general

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Why are they so active?

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seems like it's more active than here
I'm going over there

the incels freaks are mental if they think all the normies who are coming home from work are going to go to Anon Babble to shitpost. they'll just come here and say "yeah?" and continuing shitposting lmao

mad how the only evidence disproving the roswell incident footage is "well that just couldn't happen"

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

you're going to die alone

toilbergs not rung me once today and its getting dangerously close to 4pm

do you lads like a lamb dhansak? it's the lentil-y one.

heard you the first time x

spam in the Anon Babble thread to put the numbers up

"hey Anon Babble thread looks like the Anon Babble thread is more active, we should all move over there"

We need poster counts back

it's your responsibility to tell em mate.
the only time they'd ring you is if you're a women.

there is no spamming in the Anon Babble thread
just lads having a good time
there is only your AI image spamming over on Anon Babble

nice, try looking for used computers/laptops on ebay

me no waan taak to him

there is only your AI image spamming

where is the AI image spam? I dont see a single one you dully.

you're too scared to post any spam today because you're desperate for people to come back to Anon Babble LMAO

corrrr could do with a madras rn

the Anon Babble thread will only die out mate, simple as that.

you cant get enough people to post in there forever. some people will drop out, your numbers will slowly die.

everyone knows Anon Babble has the culture generals. you're just living on borrowed time.

danerous weather to be a madras...

niggas having board wars

Anon Babble is popping right now
you're sat over here seething about it
you lost

Literally 20% of the posts are from one poster

Anon Babble will be dead in a weeks time, it'll just be three incels with 80 posts crying to each other spamming hentai lmao

nigga at least have some pride for yourself so that when your little faggot parade and stupid mobilization for 0 reason dies out you at least take it and stop being so cringe all the time, instead of getting away with it because this is anonymous. at least change your dogshit cringe personality in real life from your fucking failure if and when it happens

danerous

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you cant see the variety of IDs? Clearly not the case

you have wasted your life here and will die alone
you have wasted your life here and will die alone
you have wasted your life here and will die alone

Anon Babble lost

face it
you spammed /brit/ so hard that people literally moved to a different board just to get away from you
YOU killed Anon Babblebrit/

tobe??? tobes???? toby!!

lmaooo they are so scared of us screencapping them saying schizo shit with 50 posts to their name they are using VPNs now

Love a dhansak
Had a balti last night, not too great

he really is 90% of the generals problems
no point though. he cant change. he is too autistic and retarded to change and thats why he does it in the first place. if this is all that he can do - and all he can do is this thread - because the thread can handle his damage, and not die - then what else si there for this person in real life? its not like BE flag where he can just fuck off and go die

ohhhhh toby toby
toby toby toby toby mousington
*does my gay mouse dance*

come to Anon Babble toby

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