/brit/

NOTICE:
/brit/ is officially moving to Anon Babble in one week
brit threads will cease to be made on int on the 18th of april

So I see from the notes here you've never had a girlfriend, anon. Is this true?"

What do you say back?

alri

UMMMM SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY DUCKY!

prefer not to indulge you in your fetish, nor spam, spaki

alri

remember some lad saying it was going to continue crashing when it recovered about 7-8% in a day
if he had shorts he would have been royally fucked

zoomer sex arse

why are you of all people my doctor?

no one's going to post in your gay threads get over it

silicone already being portioned out for future generation beta sex arses

official order has already been made im afraid its out of our hands. intbrit will cease to exist shortly

head of british schools? what does that mean

they sayin Phineas touch Ferb thats why he quiet

might post my arse in the Anon Babble thread
not illegal is it

Mad how one IP made like 20 percen of all the posts in the Anon Babble thread and it’s been going for nearly 13 hours at this point and still isn’t even close to having a new made

be quiet you tit

ofsted

Craving a Gregg's ham, and cheese baguette

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come to Anon Babble lads!!! we're having so much fun here

the reality

mad how your incessant spamming made people go to Anon Babble

they toast them if you ask

what percentage of posts did certain individuals make in the last thread on Anon Babble? yeah prefer not to say

mad how im gay
poo gay porn

state

mad how spammers are seething about there simply being a /brit/ thread on Anon Babble where they can be filtered
nobody is forcing you to post in it or even go to Anon Babble
yet they are SEETHING

its tragic mate i know

Really? Fucking hell I didn't know that.

Thoughts on regime change?

omg fuck off Poztralian

stop spamming about it you boring cunts

nobody is forcing you to go to Anon Babble!!! it's great mate we're having so much fun here!!!

meanwhile

half the traffic is from one isp

thread was made almost 24 hours ago and still isnt purged

omds

when did syria win a third world cup?

SIr Hamid Patel

Who the fuck is this?

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really not worth uprooting /brit/ and putting it on a whole different board just because of some incredibly easily ignored (and filtered) spam

remember last night heathermong
where they was nobody posting in your Anon Babble thread and everybody was on Anon Babble
keep spamming and that's what will happen

You are such a mentaloid lol

The jews just want us to be well behaved productive members of society. Well they won’t be laughing when I’m on my coke binge!

Sir Hamid Patel will take up the interim role while a successor for Dame Christine Ryan is found

Hope he doesn't enforce sharia law in the meantime

what if the pub was called the pube lol

A UK police force has reportedly placed a temporary block on applications from white British candidates in a bid to boost diversity.

However, one former officer told the Telegraph that the policy essentially amounts to a “hidden” plan to target certain groups.

They told the publication that recruits are ranked from “gold to bronze”, sometimes based on their ethnic background.

The whistleblower alleged that non-white candidates were given “gold” while those who chose “white others”, including those from Irish and eastern European backgrounds, were branded “bronze”.

The whistleblower claims to have raised these concerns to the force’s top brass but was told “not to interfere.”

heatherpaedo seething LMAO

reckon its nearly dinner time for me

*throws a bucket of fish entrails into your runtcage and drapes a blanket over it *

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3677xzk56no
Why has it taken them this long to even begin
Why are they so neutered around anything that's not online

Starting to feel sorry for this lad who keeps spamming the Anon Babble thread, he’s trying his hardest bless him but it’s just not happening is it lol

That's how Scousers unironically pronounce it

Big fan of all this nonsense finally coming to light, we've all known about it for years.

Yeah we're gonna move to a thread with a post rate of 5 posts an hour compared to this general with more traffic.

The most interesting post in Anon Babble was some lad who said "alri" and got more than 5 replies.

You're coping so hard spaki lmao

you're seething
mad how you've reduced your spam today isn't it after you were practically crying begging us to come back to Anon Babble last night LOL

Why would spainnonce want to move to a board that makes samefagging and spamming harder? you make no sense

Nobody is seething except you, freak. Take the hint, we aren’t using your thread

screamed so loud the neighbours knocked on my door to see if I was alright

keep spamming /brit/ with your AI posts every day then and see what happens

keep spamming /brit/ and see what happens heathermong

why would a guy who used multiple devices to make it look like he’s popular want to move to a thread where every device gets a different ID

gee yeah really hard to work that out isn’t it spaki. fucking retard

Dollar collapsing
US treasuries being sold off
Euro and Swiss Franc becoming the preferred reserve currency

I take it you enjoy heathersubhuman's AI spam then?

The belgie has done that for years and yet we're all still here.

if heathercunt starts spamming his AI then I'm going to Anon Babble simple as
I will make sure that there is always a Anon Babble thread up for us to go to

well now we're going to Anon Babble when you start spamming so don't spam and we won't go

Retard you can easily just filter him on bant

No I filter and ignore like any normal person instead of having a gigamelty over it

How do you filter heathermong?

heathermong changes his image sizes and posts every day to evade filters
Anon Babble is literally the only solution left to non-existent moderation

you can filter things mentally by ignoring them you fucking dullard

then you you just move onto the next IP address then the next then the next and you have multiple going at the same time, spaki. everybody sees through what you’re trying to do and everyone sees your samefagging on Anon Babble

you're acting like the spammers haven't practically killed /brit/
this place is a shithole these days

dogshite 'solution'

Which one is heathermong again?

I filter his common phrases and if I glance at an image and see it’s his wog AI slop I don’t pay it any attention. Not exactly hard when you’re not an autistic freak who takes this place super seriously

practically killed /brit/

haha yeah mate a general thats been going on for almost 15 years is dead and killed lmaoooo

then you you just move onto the next IP address then the next then the next

and filterting takes 2 seconds
posting with a new IP on a Anon Babble pass requires a cooldown period

the one samefagging and seething constantly about Anon Babble

haven't had a gf since February 2017

can any Anon Babble user tell me who the fuck 'dave' is?

the quality of /brit/ is absolutely dire and the threads are dead most of the time when heathermong is spamming

Just had a look at Anon Babble and it’s currently just one lad posting furry porn. Right-o

they can just enter an email address to get past the cool down mong boy

what if she has no pubes

some of you really are so boring it's like your entire lives revolve around /brit/ and its so called personalities and it's all you post about
pathetic

keep seething about Anon Babble heathermong

email has to be verified spazzy

dont know why he keeps calling him heathermong, the real heathermong was just a lad that posted joey cannoli streams briefly in 2022 and was obsessed with that christian 30 year old virgin woman called heather

LADS COME TO BANT SO WE CAN SPAM HENTAI FURRY PORN AND SCAT FART PORN

omds Anon Babble lads on ropes

it’s seriously not hard to get around it

I know it sounds schizophrenic but I'm pretty sure most of the posts here are made by AI or bots.

no but it is time consuming if you intend on trolling for hours on end, dealing with the occasional ban, etc

no idea who Heathermong is

was just saying this down at the gay porn shop

The whole personality drama on /epl/ is even more schizo and nonsensical than here. You can't make a single critical post on there without being called homeless or arsewog or whatever. You think /brit/'s ruined, this is nothing compared.

keep spamming /brit/ heathermong and see what happens

It’s the same poster

dark day for Anon Babblefags

how do you know that?

/brit/ about to have it's hourly good post

two indian children on the train screaming their lungs out
i fucking hate it

for what purpose

so i can just filter some bg flag compared to seeing scat and hentai on my screen i'll take the filter thanks mate.

you cant filter heathermong

Prefer BCS over Breaking Bad me

and you prefer willy!!"!

she gon SNATCH that presidency

you can't filter heathermong

feels like something interesting is going to happen turkey soon

egg

they are going insane!!!!

meanwhile in reality

everyone is spamming scat porn

lmaooooo

you can't fiIter heathermong

you can't fiIter heathermong

begun, the thread wars have

get distracted thinking about dinner again?

I haven't attended a pink board since my youth and I'm not about to return now
absolutely not

It’s obvious

if they don’t want me to be racist then why are they making it so bloody easy

not many people know that Glinner had a stroke in his 20s, which is why he looks weird and has questionable views

here comes the rubberdubbers
splish splash splish splosh

dere's more to oirland den dis

In all seriousness mate take a look at some of these posts. I know we have shut-in incels and permavirgins in here but come on who actually spams this much about poo and interracial porn all day every day? Its obviously a bot. The reason I'm not too sure, but no real human acts like this

yes lads come to Anon Babble so we can look at images of morbidly obese anime girls farting

hoovering dog poo up my arse

hi lads yes i am a real girl
bye lads no i won’t come back

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what happened now

just have a feelling gravy about it

just got banned from bant for spamming those fat anime farting girls woops
whatever will i do without it.......

i cannot find the clitoris

They are going INSANE lmfao

Anon Babble is shit they just spam!!!

meanwhile every post on Anon Babble is about Anon Babble scat hentai

I'm staying here and if it dies I'm not posting in /brit/ anymore which probably will make some people happy

off to make a donation

heathermong is so fucking scared of the bant edition lol

got no bowls left for me to have my breakfast so im using a measuring jug as a bowl

the only adults who use pink boards on Anon Babble are nonce freaks

new thread

Remember when Cuties came out on netflix and every chud had a meltie over it

/brit/vil war

Please fuck off forever, heathersubhuman

what if there was no janny and people got banned based on the number of reports and not the content of the post

DUDE WEED LAMO

that's fine

Congrats on making a 2nd general lads!
I'm sure by tonight we'll be stll on that general lmao

Lunch time kizza

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biiiiiig floppa
pumba womba caracal hisses like a motorcycle

heatherpeado

Anon Babblebrit are about to have their biweekly post get ready lads

need to do the washing up today. wish i had a maid

sounds like the reddit upvote system mate, sounds very gay.

if you get high in any way shape or form aside from edibles you are a mongo

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there were 6 full Anon Babble threads last night
while nobody used your Anon Babble thread
and you were crying abut it for hours
and you're STILL crying about it today

this /brit/ drama is mental

if you wash as you go rather than letting them pile up it's much easier

That poor boy

all jokes aside both of these wheelchair benniemong freaks actually need to get a life lmfao

loool mind he was trying to make rival Anon Babble threads

what if he was gay?
fucking hate paedo defenders so much

this cats name jef

edibles are for weak reddit cunts who never hit a bong full of dodgy street weed and never got a chance to get some hair on their chest

It's mental how she's using the same logic a pedo does when they get caught in a sting yet this will actually help her in her case.

mental.

what is that shit around his neck

1. I have hit bongs. Many. Numerous times. Smoked straight turf. Have fucking smoked resin. Not for me.
2. I have hair on my chest

Nice cat. Would love to have one but worried it'll scratch everything to shit

...grow up boys, yeah?

He was gay Gary Cooper?

dont know these are his testicles (he was fine)

this is the face zoomers goon to

omds

i see straight through your LIES you're a little smooth hairless twink who coughs his lungs up if he even smells vape smoke

no he was just kind of a dickhead

my first bong hit was from a pop top with the bowl attached with uncured epoxy and i was fully incapacitated seeing fractals for half an hour

bbc

leftymong be like: its your choice if you want to do drugs dood the government is oppressing me

be then he also be like: you cant say mean words on the internet the government MUST suppress your speech!!

and they say we have no culture

this is fucking cruel

does he

there abouts yeah

hes knocked out

didnt ask

her casting couch video is what made me into a gooner

i'll knock you out

I would be too

dropped a bit cold here lads

My hinge algorithm has shown me to the kweens

Is it over? Am I now forced to racemix?

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1.4 posts a minute on Anon Babble
vs
4.8 posts a minute on Anon Babble

omds it's not looking good Anon Babble lads.

....Di pum pum is calling... will you answer?

+enaietz meltie

been both promoting and hating on the bant thread for my own amusement

There was no quorum during the vote regarding adoption of the motion to move to Anon Babble, this is pure bullshit

looks like the fellowship is already having infighting
LOL

great use of free will

There's a squirrel squawking in my garden I didn't know they did that

need some cloudberg to shield me from the shinetoil of the orange sky menace

so tired of these stupid gimmicks

Slinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

indeed

/brit/ has been a staple of Anon Babble since March 2013. I was there when ed balls and delumo trolled fatcam and craven, I was there for haxball, I was there for riley sticka, I remember. All gone now, like teardrops in the rain...

Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

Rookie numbers

did you see that JK rowling thing lads

Where’s Diego?

I heard he went to Anon Babble

funny how that picture of response rates on dating apps that always does the rounds shows black women replying to white men the least when it's the complete opposite in my experience and yours seems to back it up, pretty much every black girl I like on dating apps matches with me and they're SO easy, even if you go with cringe race type stuff like calling them chocolate, my favourite cringe ones is "if you were actual chocolate you'd be Godiva in a world full of Cadbury's", "if you were chocolate I'd savour every second and let you melt in my mouth" shit works every fucking time kek

he pretends he doesnt post any more

funny how that picture of response rates on dating apps that always does the rounds shows black women replying to white men the least when it's the complete opposite in my experience

dont know where you read that

whites are the most responded to males in any race.

Might set up a new profile saying STRICTLY NO WHITE GIRLS FUCK OFF FEMCELS

Anon Babble be like

I-I'll post here

One post by this ID

LMAO

I don't know what to do

why are you still seething about Anon Babble heathermong?
nobody is forcing you to go there

The Anon Babble IDs are both a positive and negative for /brit/ though
Positive because you can filter the schizos
Negative because it makes me feel you're all judging me and comparing all my posts, makes me feel less inclined to poo post you see

he doesn't care mate, that's why he spends hours thinking about it

the IDs change every thread mate

Another quality Anon Babble post

he was in tears last night begging people to come back to his Anon Babble thread

nobody does that it just stops samefagging and you can block spam more easily

mad how you haven't spammed a single AI post today now the threat of Anon Babble is looming over you

haha no way, got a link?

it is his new autistic fascination, he'll be posting about it for weeks to come

you could, you can even filter by race for free on hinge, and the funny thing is you could say no white girls and then filter them out so only non-white girls would even see it kek

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Problem is for black kween appreciators like me is that 99% of the ones on dating apps are deeply religious freaks

the heathermong is scared

but what if i want to ironically gay post and have another persona in the same thread? just not possible

he also made this thread on Anon Babble

maybe consider making only good posts

But then they wouldn't know that I don't want them

might make a painting only containing the n-word, thoughts?

but you're still giving non-white girls validation

alri lads judt woke up

was your knobber hard when you woke up?

Sounds very childish to me

would be totally fine to post on /britbant/

Think I might have had this many women like me in my entire time on hinge

So what I'm just trying to get them on my cock

didn’t that picasso bloke say that it took him a lifetime to paint like a child?

the fuck is goog scagweg

and how do you think you do that? you might be retarded m8

lurk moar newfag

no not this time

wouldn't you like to know weather boy

According to brit they just roll in anyway

Come to Anon Babble lads so we can spam posts images of anime girls shitting

lmaooo

much to think about

/brit/ is officially moving to Anon Babble in one week

Thank god for that

you're going to get banned if you keep it up heatherfreak
just like you did 20 minutes ago

>/brit/ is officially moving to Anon Babble in one week

Is this an actually janny thing I missed?

read the OP you fucking moron

I don't think he made a painting only containing the n-word though