Craig Charles edish
/brit/
2-3/21 90%er you deserve to lose this place and if you got permabanned from this site in the harshest and most thorough way it would only be what you deserve. you SHOULD lose this place becaue because of how you treat it
is this the thread?
I read the poos today oh boy
are you coming to bant tobes
boom boom boom boom
i want you in my room
Short Kings! Short Kings! Short Kings!
get in here toby
NOTICE:
/brit/ is officially moving to Anon Babble in one week
brit threads will cease to be made on int on the 18th of apriI
Honestly my favourite gimmick at the moment is the one where all the millennial uncs have a complete melty over zoomerchads
he wont learn even if he fails. the only thing that can happen is him getting perma banned when the mods make him retroactively take a risk for once
This is a dumb gimmick mate
boring gimmick mate
pack it in
why did these retards start trying to break /brit/ apart? did somebody in the 'cord get banned from Anon Babble and got butthurt over it?
do you reckon rose got BLACKED filming the apt video? imagine her on a pure black nigerian night stick the size of half of one her legs
Honestly my favourite gimmick at the moment is the one where all the millennial uncs have a complete melty over zoomerchads
Mental that I was LARPing as both a millennial and zoomer yesterday just to wind people up. Can't do that on Anon Babble unfortunately.
not a gimmick
/brit/ has moved for good
just run them over
rorke...
i do this. i'm a zillennial
Aye that's why bant will never take over
Also don't like that it's not a blue board, /brit/ should be pg13
We're unironically all in here now
LARPing as both a millennial and zoomer
so you're either a 50 year old man or a boy under the age of 13?
he meant to do that
Anon Babble schizos be like
get in here lads! we're all in here
we
FOY
I'm Zillennial.
look at that thread as it is now (take note of what post it got up to) and look for the "posters" doing 7-8 posts and stopping, all 1 post getting a reply and then 6 more with none
why are animals so fucking STUPID
it's mental that down syndrome people are in the top 0.000000001% most intelligent living creatures on this planet thanks to those mongs
they turned on their vpns so we can't screencap these posts anymore lmaooo
why did you stop spamming this thread today?
You two have been moaning amongst yourselves about this for hours now. Lads..its over, you've lost.
got soya sauce in my eye feel like lenny from the simpsons when he gets things in his eye
shines a light, these posts the people who want IDs are making, how they post and how many replies they get. none of them get replies, they just all post variations of the same shit. if you are reading this and are going to Anon Babble for whatever reason then stay there until it dies (if it does) and then if/when it does you go r9k and not back here. reminder and clarification: YOU are the problem with why the place you came from is so shit - YOU make up the community on your home board and it affects everywhere you go. pol too
everyone's too afraid to make an interesting post because if it rubs people the wrong way you get filtered for the entire thread
why would I stay in Anon Babble when /brit/ is just constant AI spam every day?
Anon Babble is a superior board in every day
this is an insanely bad take toby and you should feel bad about it
if you are staying here and see the cancer posts come back today, just report them. BE flag? report them. spaincunt? report all of his personas - he is 90% of the generals problems. instead of running away from that - as you chose not to do that - try reporting 10 of his posts today when he gets bored and comes to the thread for the daily. bye
YOU are the problem with why the place you came from is so shit
why the fuck would i post with schizo cuckolds who ruin this place
piss off
fuck off with this shit 190
you've lost and you will die alone
Spaino hasn't posted here for years. If anything he'd be in favour of poster IDs tbqhwy.
do you reckon this is why the east asians have small eyes?
reminder that i have not seen a single person begging you (people) to stay and have been lurking. just go
reporting does nothing
they never get deleted
why do you think we moved to Anon Babble?
£2000 on lesson
£150 on tests
£4000 on car insurance
£3000 for car
all gone in just two days and i can never drive again
im going. you all go pick a side and we will see how it turns out
if you end up fucking off then yeah no i didnt hate all of you, of course
spammers ruin this general
reporting them does nothing
some of them are hard to filter
ergo - we leave
not hard to grasp
just post on Anon Babble
what's the big deal
you're being melodramatic
Anon Babblebrit/ is picking up pace. It truly is the hip, new place to be
new bantbrit
your fault
I'm off to Anon Babble then. Don't know how long it will last but they have a point. Gimmicks can be funny for a bit but a lot of them were just spam. Without them the thread is completely dead.
It’s literally just 4-5 sad sacks whinging
Lol
if it's hip it's there
if it rubs people the wrong way you get filtered for the entire thread
lmao this is so true, that's why half the posts are just "poo" and "pee" and the other half are just complaining about spaki/heathermong/190
doing quite the poo.
quite the poo indeed.
yh..
thats why bant is shit. lets soft cunts filter people they dont like. just like fucking leddit.
you think thread is more than 4 people?
if you think about it you don't have to interact with those soft cunts there because they have you filtered
lmfao the schizos staying here now scared shitless theyre tracked by ID per thread?
There's like 4 posters with 20+ pbtid kek. Under 10 people responsible for half the thread. But I suppose it's probably like that here too.
the only people who are still in Anon Babble are the seething spammers and the people who are too self conscious about posting with an ID
the average Anon Babble experience
they did NOT like this one kek
screaming
This thread has been pruned or deleted.
The none filtered posts are just posts saying "filtered" and talking about cuck porn
lmaooooo can't make this shit up
what jobs are we going to do when AI kills us all
LMAO
probably have a wank
NORWICH
51.6 hours past 2 weeks on steam
i must look a right virgin to my steam friends (or i would if i had any)
how much do you charge?
We don't always just talk about heathermong!!!
Meanwhile, in reality.
£1 per minute
vile place overall
why
by then ill have a few promotions and be quite high up in corporate restructuring so ill do that when ai kills me
you got bodied heathermong kek
Needs more diversity
don't know what happens in that part of the country. Rather not find out
the janny destroyed you
you got embarrassed in front of everyone
we're getting properly mogged by bant right now our response intsisters?
bant is 90% polshit threads that got moved because jannies deemed them unfit for fucking pol
mad how this is genuinely the last int/brit/
no more heathermong posts!!!
immidately posts about heathermong
lmaooo
the problem with ordering stuff from india is that it's about 10x cheaper but also takes 10x longer to get here
goodbye, it was a hell of a time
they are screaming, they cant post the images they want.
no more e-girl spam, no more bradleys
wonder if that lad's xbox is still in denmark
Just got home from work.
Why is the thread so slow?
And the down side?
all here:
we all moved here
the schizos (roughly 30-40% of /brit/'s total population) have all buggered off to Anon Babble
good riddance i say
Guess they all wanted self ID's in the end.
kek they were all me and im posting in both threads
/brit/ quality will actually improve tenfold as a slower thread with less spam. more of a /britfeel/ vibe. feels comfy.
bit weird init
was half life 1 popular when it came out?
almost unbelievable how much better half life 2 is than 1, it's night and day
LMAO
ffs i dozed off 2 hours ago and the day is pretty well done now
Mate...
not what you want to hear
well theres six years between them during which FPS games were seeing a fair amount of advancement
britfeel
britpol
brit
brintbant
Rank and compare them
well half life 2 is over 20 years old now and still very fun, whereas 1 is a complete piece of shit
Welsh independence NOW
gagging for some cock
just let it go, let this thread die. 12 years was a good run
what's wrong with a hen
brit/out/
*presents my pooey hairy arsehole expectantly*
brintbant has the highest likelihood of turning into a noncery general.
might buy an ice cream lads. wonder if this ice cream van has cocaine on the sly like the one that went around the streets when i was a kid
not sure how I typod brintbant but I appreciate you repeating the typo
Only reason I'm not using it is that it's a red board. Porn still gets posted here but at least my chances of seeing a massive black nob are lower
heh
lol mental how the Anon Babble incels think the average user who goes to Anon Babble will just check Anon Babble to find the /brit/ general
they'll just make one here lmaoo
riddled with bumpkin pikies
You’ve joined Homeland right anon?
that's not cock!
If I wanted to hang out with a load of smeggy smelly childhood bedroom dwellers I'd give rorke a call instead
*scuttles off to the corner of the thread leaving a pooey trail*
a little bit peeved that i have 60 hours of among us on steam but that was before they added achievements to the game
Some lady said I was cute today she was a drunk house wife who was watching me do some yard work for her
bit gay this thread
I'm going to Anon Babble
I like their idea but don't fancy immediately giving my name and address to some random party with like 2000 members
Just found a new incredibly depressing song. Got any others?
youtube.com
went to an immigrant barbers and actually got a good haircut
not me im voting green
i asked my dad since he was in high school when it came out.
he said HL1 was popular and well received but nothing like what HL2 saw. its mods (like CS and TFC) were a lot more popular.
was this popular game popular when it came out
idk maybe?
insane how boring hl2 was in hindsight, the gameplay, weapons, hard to imagine anyone enjoyed it
show some fucking respect
I wanna fuck my clients wife she looks like the Jenna Coleman who I used to have a crush on
we should find a gf
boomer
is black mesa any good?
i'm not opposed to hl1 in theory, it's just that the original has really shitty platforming, the soldiers take too many shots to kill, and the last few levels are just pure retardation
you're pure retardation m8
rate my Anon Babble posts
i was asking if it was popular when it came out or did it become popular retroactively after half life 2 became popular
goodness mate use your head
Very much enjoy the girl in the woods already wanked to it yesterday
10/10
it's just that the original has really shitty platforming
Black Mesa has more
the soldiers take too many shots to kill
It's even worse in black mesa imo
and the last few levels are just pure retardation
they overhauled everything but if you disliked xen because of the change of gameplay you wont like this version either.
it's just half life 2
shes very sexy
I need to be stimulated upstairs as well as downstairs
I played it after purchasing the Orange Box on Steam and it was good fun and one my favourite games but definitely a bit overhyped
hl2 graphics look more realistic than modern AAA games because its really sharp
British and Australian woman I am talking to online both say that I look cute but I lack confidence and autistic as shit
how can i warg into head to figure that out mate?
you asked if a game that sold millions of copies when it came out was popular?
i dont know mate, how about you use your head.
confidence == arrogence
autistic as shit == cute
how attractive you are will put you on either ends of this scale.
don't mind platforming if it doesn't feel like i'm controlling a refrigerator on rollerskates
don't mind having to do a lot of shooting if the shooting feels nice and snappy like in hl2 and not janky like in the original
i liked xen conceptually and aesthetically but the layout and objectives were confusing and the final boss was mongy
Doctor Who's new companion
Rorke will seethe like always
are we on Anon Babble or Anon Babble today then
Anon Babble
bantbrit visibly losing steam now
was fun while it lasted
how about you suck my knob lad
Reverse image on yandex shows a lot of similar images
People say I am a 8/10 but I am autistic as shit and love reading books and watching movies
um
You want to share a gf?
ktim, it usually means they got the ick ;_;
don't care for australians or australia
canadians and americans have always been superior posters
this has been debunked
Wow that's so crazy. Care to elaborate on how crazy this is?
never seen a good canadian post
Just seen my first ever non-white postman. It really is over.
Cor remember when we took over the origami board. Was funny for an hour then we all got banned. Still funny because some posts on there for over a year old and we bumped them off the board
if it doesn't feel like i'm controlling a refrigerator on rollerskates
well its even worse in black mesa, you're floaty as shit
don't mind having to do a lot of shooting if the shooting feels nice and snappy like in hl2 and not janky like in the original
yeah it's like half life 2 but the soliders are insane, the hit their targets much more accurately thus you die much easier if you're not running in and out of cover.
but the layout and objectives were confusing and the final boss was mongy
you might like it then, it's simplified. theres a bit more platforming but its not some 90s cbt bullshit and the final boss is way more traditional and not bullshit with some nice touches.
they're literally always good posts
yeah im posting here again, think it's ideal if we just all migrated there when heathermong or someone starts spamming
the fabled postman pataweyo
kek yea
Good chance you're an imbecile or brown because aussies are based
All of them are fine.
Why does it matter whether a postman is white or brown
yup
ignore what people say and watch how they treat you.
that will tell you how attractive you are.
also i strongly doubt you are a 8/10, maybe in a mans normal scale but for a woman an 8/10 is nearly at jeremy meeks level.
the brown one is more prone to stealing letters
'Ee by 'eck like, there's nowt like Yorksheh. It's reet nice.
New
post em
but the soliders are insane, the hit their targets much more accurately thus you die much easier if you're not running in and out of cover.
kind of makes sense if they're supposed to be elite black ops soldiers and you're just some nerd in an iron man costume tbf
reyt*
do you think it’s possible to find a girl that would want to be shared by two shreks?
Anon Babble is so dead they are resorting to posting about white women getting black cock and underrage children
omds its not looking good lads.
Prove it
catberg snoring
raping my pet vortigaunt (they arent sentient dont let ANYONE tell you otherwise)
mad how you can just filter their posts on Anon Babble
by the way, why haven't you posted any AI spam today?
might make the worst post of all time
That is a creature from the aforementioned Half-Life
nigga they can talk
they are resorting to posting about white women getting black cock
That's you, heathermong.
Just like when you cried to the mods
the thread served its purpose
If you got a testicle transplant would you create genetically distinct sperm?
Starting a new Anon Babble thread, see you all over there just to piss off the schizo here
Lol Anon Babble activity actually died when I started posting. I killed it.
it might make sense but it doesnt make for good gameplay.
i think a genetically modified human designed by this alien empire that is beyond human comprehension would much better at shooting targets than some elite black op soliders.
but valve didnt make it like that did they
what a life for you
mad how much Anon Babble makes heatherschizo seethe
he hasn't posted a single piece of AI spam all day so that we come back to Anon Babble LMAO
always found those whale helicopter things from half life fascinating to look at
no
i heard that marmosets are born twins and they produce each others gametes
so a boy marmoset actually produces his brothers sperm and his brother produces his
bit weird init?
Crazy how riled up the little runt is, really got him on the ropes at this one lool
why not?
The only women who flirt with me are usually middle age or brown but they tend to make fun of me because I still blush when people flirt with me
imagine shagging one of them in its big alien cloaca
freajy lil niggas
i've decided that you wouldn't
...would rather not mate
The good thread i presume?
it's because you're an incredibly offputting paedophile
Nothing against her personally but she's the epitome of industry plant.
its an awkward situation to be in lad.
you blush because it happens to rarely and then because you blush people know you dont have much, if any experience.
just go onto tinder and go through a bunch of embarrassing shit honestly.
it worked for me.
You're a good lad
idk i think the soldiers should be lethal (especially since they use a lot of ambush tactics), what really chives my spuds though is how bullet spongey they are even when you get the drop on them
underrage children
brb forum
Industry plant /=/ marketing campaign
She failed after she immediately started being a whore instead of a sweetheart
um
Your device will restart to update outside of active hours
I only had one girlfriend in my life and she said she thought it was adorable and that I was like a puppy
I'm not a pedophile. I'm only attracted to mature women. Stop the slander cunt.
she thought it was adorable and that I was like a puppy
honestly its not a good thing to be called this as a man mate.
it really isnt, it might sound good but she doesnt value you as a man at all. more like a pet.
Anyone do any boxing training? I can run a couple miles and bike forever but I spent 5 minutes on a heavy bag swinging as hard as I could and I was dead. I want to buy a bag myself but they're really expensive, are the water ones fine or should I fill it with sand?
Cuz I'm a racist
Anon Babble thread is dead
omdz
My postman is a blacko. I can go a week without seeing a blacko in my town so it's a novelty I think is very funny gives me a little giggle when I see him on my doorbell
I killed it btw. You're welcome.
why don't you start spamming your AI images
guys we'll last more than a week!
couldnt even last more than 24 hours
LMAOOOO
soaking my feet
credit to them they were actually pretty active for a moment there
Why?
fuckin hell bro are you a labourer? Left big toe looks battered
have you just taken your feet out of the oven?
chaps
I don't drive but I hear 90% of cars on UK roads are manual whilst in Fatland it's the opposite
Would I be considered a freak if my first car was an automatic?
stress fracture in my toe. also tore the nail off
Yeah probably. Bloke I know learned to drive in his late 30s and just couldn't hack manual so he went auto. He's minted though
Manual is genuinely easier than you think though give it a go
Gary Eats Is In new York !!
Have Fun
gary
fuck off
Anon Babble thread appears
a bunch of people try shilling it
the shilling dies down
spam in /brit/ overall is decreased
really makes you think
mad how heatherspammer hasn't spammed a single AI image all day
friday WFH finished
now onto the bock
mayBe Mr. Bean will be there Too !!
started wfhtoil early so think ill be finishing up in an hour or so
I like cuddling and being comforted by girls
ick
did heathermong go outside after getting banned on Anon Babble
thats gonna give the girls the ick bro
Garys Economics
Gary Eats
Whats next? Gary the Punter goes to Cambodia?
no he's still here
he's just terrified to spam post because we'll all go back to Anon Babble LMAO
When I get done with my work I just wanna fall asleep on some thighs
that would be fucking class
fuck sake was enjoying it on bant why did you all let it die
Get a fat bird then. Shouldn't be too hard over there
w-we'll all go back to bant bro!!
yes don't admit defeat lmao, it was a tactical retreat hahaha
it will be back later when heathermong has his next melty
if you miss it so much go back
what they actually want then?
Gary Roads
Fella with spiky hair goes around reviewing routes
what the fuck even goes on in your mind heatherfreak
you're acting like it's hard to just go over to Anon Babble when you start melting down and spamming your slop
a man to do everything when they want but not to be the main focus of his life, be in the top 1% of looks, income and height.
yea black mesa is fun if you liked half life 2
the last Anon Babble solider admits defeat....
never played it. those old school games are a bit boring for my tastes
why don't you start spamming your AI slop so we can get it started up again?
Saw this the other day and genuinely panicked thinking it was my ex she threatened to post her tits on Anon Babble if I ever dumped her and I did
...mate.,
useless slag of a sister can never take care of her disgusting little runt, low iq kids, ashamed im blood related to this actual subhuman
on an endless prairie, as the wind whistles by
I'm all alone
she threatened to post her tits on Anon Babble if I ever dumped her
utterly bizarre that she would threaten that and that you would care
Wish she posted here instead of you. She sounds great. You on the other hand are a cowardly cunt.
do people genuinely find that attractive? i'm not picky by any means, but even i wouldn't shag that hog
off to shag my khajit wife with skyrim sex mods toodle-oo lads
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
we're back here
tell her to control her disgusting little cunt
go claim your bennies you little underclass subhuman, you should all be castrated/sterilised
I used to browse /brit/ on my phone and she was a weird freak shut-in like me so was just banter
thank you. i'll keep this in mind
Shut up at least she has kids and is helping to slow the great replacement
Egyptian phenotoes
no bad psych new and we won't go back to Anon Babble :)
the sort who go for that are people whose mums look like that
love are Craig