/med/iterranean general

Towards the mountains edition

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I love these little things so much bros

I like penguins, I would like to have a penguin and take walks with it

Thanks for your encouragement yesterday medders!
I knocked it out of the park.
The highest bosspeople of the company told me it was great and all my coworkers loved it.
I agree, funny lil fellas. :)

You MUST have SEX with the qt now

Good morning /med/.

Also, forgot to tell you.
My contract has a 3 month test period, so by next monday if they want to fire me they'll have to pay extra or I will have to fuck up bigly.

What's the regular pay like?
Also

3 month test period

Grim

3 months test period

I hope it's a PAID test period

It's a bit under 1500 € per month, with extra pays on summer and Christmas.
month test period

Grim

Why do you think is grim?

It is, the test period just means that I can get fired for free during this time without them having to justify it, but I get paid regularly.

Yesterday I contact with one of my cacti and I'm still full of thorns.

That could just mean in many workplaces

shit we need to cover for this guy that just left, or this woman that just gave birth

you know what we could do? Just hire someone to stop the fires and then let them go, and give them docked pay while they're at it

Yeah there are probably employeers who abuse it, it's not the case for me because I'm not fired and today is the last day and once I started working I joined a long term project that was just starting so it was unlikely in the first place.
In Spain we say "hecha la ley, hecha la trampa" "once the law is created, the cheat is also created", in this case probably many abuse it but it's technically illegal, so it's easy to do it for one or two people but for big companies that would do it with many people they would get caught eventually.

I made contact*

Here we say "facta lex, inventa fraus" with the same meaning

it's not the case for me

Yeah for sure, but I still have the feeling that that's what happened to you last time, your firing was not correlated at all to your performance.
And here I thought Italian labour law was bad, but at least our test periods are (generally, you'd need to look at your specific collective contract) way lower; a 3 month period just begs for circumventions of the law to happen

but I still have the feeling that that's what happened to you last time, your firing was not correlated at all to your performance.

Not at all, I started doing a paid (as in I got paid) learning period and after it I was told I didn't do it to their expectations, they company wasn't using me to cover something up.

And here I thought Italian labour law was bad, but at least our test periods are (generally, you'd need to look at your specific collective contract) way lower; a 3 month period just begs for circumventions of the law to happen

In the company that fired me the test period was 1 year, as in I could get fired for free up to 1 year after my contract started.
Honestly a year is on the higher side, but I find 3 monhts a reasonable amount, if once someone gets hired and he's immediately very hard to fire companies would take a more risk averse approach to hiring and I think that would make unemployment worse.

Yeah, sure as shit you got paid, but I think there must've been some fraud at play nevertheless

In the company that fired me the test period was 1 year

Insane

Yeah, sure as shit you got paid, but I think there must've been some fraud at play nevertheless

You are overthinking it, I'm just a lazy nagger and got fired for it, if I had given more of a fuck and worked harder I wouldn't have been fired.

I suppose, yeah
Anyway, I'm glad that you've got a worry out of your way and can be more relaxed

GG, G.

A wondrous encounter indeed. Is that a promotion I spy in your future, mayhaps?

it's a scam regardless

I'm just a lazy nagger and got fired for it, if I had given more of a fuck and worked harder I wouldn't have been fired.

Slave mentality
(((they))) want you to think this way

mornin mornin med

It doesn't matter because I won't stop being a lazy nagger because I got fired.

I've looked at the results of the biggest international wine competition in the past 5 years, the Decanter Awards. Each year more than 17 000 wines are blind tasted, and only the 50 that get the best average grade get a "Best in Show" award.

So out of 250 possible award in the past 5 years, these countries received:

France: 57

Italy: 37

Spain: 33

Australia: 32

Portugal: 16

Argentina: 10

South Africa: 8

New Zealand: 8

United States: 8

Germany: 6

United Kingdom: 6

Greece: 5

Chile: 5

Switzerland: 4

Hungary: 3

Austria: 3

Georgia: 2

Moldova: 2

Canada: 2

Japan: 1

Slovenia: 1

Serbia: 1

good
don't let (((them))) win
I only drink Prosecco Aglianico and Greco anything else I don't care tbqhwy

also I'd like to add that Prosecco is the best quality/price wine you can get

I just buy wine from my area

Côte du Rhône

Saint Joseph

Crozes Hermitage

these three have reasonable price, can't go wrong

what's your favourite wine, /med/sisters ?

For me it's probably Lugana, a white wine

There's also a special award for the best wines under 15£.
Here are the 2024 recipients, if someone wants to try one:

Angel’s Estate, Deneb Rose, Thracian Valley, Southern Region – Thracian Lowland, Bulgaria 2023

Bare Bones, Shiraz, Great Western (Grampians), Victoria, Australia 2021

Barton & Guestier, Syrah-Grenache-Carignan, Côtes du Roussillon Villages, Languedoc-Roussillon, France 2021

Blue Canyon, Estate Grown Chardonnay, Monterey, California, United States 2022

Bodega Doble, 5 Meses, Ribera del Duero, Spain 2022

Cascina Pian D’or, Bricco Riella, Moscato d’Asti, Piedmont, Italy 2023

Cavit, Terrazze Della Luna Teroldego, Teroldego Rotaliano, Trentino-Alto Adige/Südtirol, Italy 2022

Celler Masroig, Solà Fred, Montsant, Spain 2023

Château Lamothe-Vincent, Bordeaux, France 2022

Cotnari, Busuioaca De Bohotin, Cotnari, Moldova, Romania 2023

Finca Sophenia, Altosur Malbec, Gualtallary, Tupungato, Mendoza, Argentina 2023

Gérard Bertrand, Héritage An940 Bio Viognier, IGP Pays d’Oc, Languedoc-Roussillon, France 2023

Marks & Spencer, Classics no.2 Riesling, Pfalz, Germany 2022

Robert Oatley, Semaphore Series Shiraz, McLaren Vale, South Australia, Australia 2021

Salzl Seewinkelhof, Grüner Veltliner, Burgenland, Austria 2023

Sarl Du Grand Bourry, Chevalier Delaude, Languedoc, Languedoc-Roussillon, France 2022

Schieber, Trilógia Bikavér, Szekszárd, Dél-Pannónia, Hungary 2021

Spier, Signature Collection Albariño, Stellenbosch, South Africa 2023

Vernice, Glam, Fiano di Avellino, Campania, Italy 2023

Vignobles Luc Schweitzer, Château Bourdieu, Blaye Côtes de Bordeaux, Bordeaux, France 2023

where's that from (region) ?
I might try to find it,

Brescia, the southern coast of the Garda lake

Fiano

grim

Italians BTFO

what's your favourite wine, /med/sisters ?

Cheap red wine that's been heated and had a load of spices dumped into it. I don't like wine in general, but I love mulled wine.

Also, honey wine, if that counts (some people get a little "white chocolate" about it, if you sniff my drift).

I don't have a particular favourite. I just enjoy red wine.

your taste in wine is weird but your taste in female body parts is good so it balances out

If I'm eating cheese or meat I take a strong red like Pinot noir, rest of the time I take a cheap bubbly white like a Crémant or Prosecco

strong red

Pinot noir

that's a hot wine, it doesn't even count

basado,
I'm going to Torino in June, I'd find it

Crémant

please tell me it's Crémant de Die and NOT d'Alsace

Australia surprised me.

Bourgogne

How do Meds tell Indian migrants apart from the locals?

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Why are you going to Torino?
We just offer them a few slices of bresaola and see how they react

Does it matter when both are sexable?

I can tell the difference from the smell of their feet

for a week-end trip, it's 3hr drive, gf never been there,
Pizza is a lot better, people speaking another language, etc

Fair enough, although I consider Torino to be kind of uninteresting, except for the Egyptian Museum

Should put in another couple hours of driving and push to Come or Bergame

good morning niggas
fucking extroverts...
but good to know everything went well Gman
he will be SEXED by all the qts now

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My eyes are in my face.

The new guy in my department is already in high waters.
He apparently was very creepy to some office cutie who's a hair away from a formal complaint.
I guess my approach was completely alright in comparison since I never had such problem.
I'm taking it easy for now, we'll see how things go.
Thanks frens. ;)
There's no real promotion in the common sense but it's always good to make yourself an asset. Kinda playing the long game.

He apparently was very creepy to some office cutie who's a hair away from a formal complaint.

not everyone can be a fakecel chad like you Gironde
you should make fun of the creepy guy infront of the qt so that you'll look like a chad
that shit unironically works better than anything else with women

Muga(Rioja), Pesquera(Ribera del Duero). There are several nice origin designation here. Some had great quality/price relation (Cariñena, Campo de Borja, Toro). The first ones you could find a nice bottle starting at 15-20€, while for the other group you'll find absolute bargains under 10€.
I've got a small stash at my parents home.

Ouch!
My favorite wines are strong or fruity reds.
Local ones from Bordeaux (Mazails, Haussman) but also from La Rioja or Georgian even.
I also love dry white, especially Riesling.
I HATE overly sweet and tart white like Sauternes or Gewurztraminer.
Seeding and Fucking indian women.

what's your favourite wine, /med/sisters ?

Red